Cabin Fever ©, needs editing, deleted some text accidentally, busy with stuff of life

Posted on March 15, 2020 by N D | 0 Comments

This could be badly written needs time/editing it is rambling, I am squeezing this in between life's chaos it is NOT anthropology it is about all of us
Izzy is back in town looking depthless? She does have breasts somewhere. She has returned from 12 months in Los Angelos (her Darrrd is an Amerrrican citizen) some film making, will one be about how a PA has relationz with zee director?
Izzy is a forrrmer Arrrtist in Rrrresidence and had to manage one of the storrres whilst Holy Kitsch! trrraaavelled, shipping too, she is an acclaimed member of Brigade Holy who are advising on Holy Enterprise el Museo de la Futura en Sydney, prospectus, the Bikini Files, Holy K en las  Galerias y los museos de la Cuidad Nueva York, Los Angelos, Museo del Palacio de Bellas Artes la Cuidad de Mexico, MAMA Algiers, MASS USA and Beyond (y mas) and checking on notions at Mimi's Haberdashery over at Penultimate Goddess Nina's parents Hideaway in the Hunter Valley, Parish of Pokolbin which Nina's pink mohawk haired corazon uses as his hideout whilst performing yogic aura increasing exercises so now all is quite huge.
He must as in HK nation one has to wait eternally, thats what people do here. Schools, academies and Art call outs are enforced waiting like claw dealers profiteering on the clawless. The entire Law System is designed to put the meek on hold. Mobsters and the corrupt can win with a pretence of the holy. 
Local zombies rule worshiping certain wealthy corporate criminals who believe in the born to tyranny syndrome, they are lucky mostly.
It took brains and cleverness to start HK the downside was being creative and not crook. If more crook and less creative the business would still be on the streets and HK would still have an art studio, shop and a life  You are less lucky if you do not have the political power of tyrannizers in "think tanks" who are stealing Democracy daily unknown to you all, the laws in most States have been changed to divest meeces of Human Rights. It is to rid itself of the "mad" underclass so the truly mad can rule like Hitler. 
Holy Kitsch! about losing everything se dice: "well I think of it as good timing really, so fortunate to lose everything and have no workshop or any kind or Local support as a Visual Artista Architect and meecey. I mean I never realised how thankful I should be. I shall perform self improvement learn how to use my time more effectively and become an acceptable human being, start a 1000 piece skull jigsaw puzzle. Like catch up on stuff I guess and wait for skulldom. Inconsequential "artists" will bask in personal glory and mediocrity here as I practice Sitzfleisch."
Those in the tyrannical class despise Local meeces who have the potential to actually enjoy life rather than being corrupt. There are eradication processes in place using toxic processes. Waiting is one. Only the "highly devolved" get not to wait, they are in control of the Arts, the Law, Academies, Corporations, Local Media, Politics and more Local and why MINIr is in need of funding yet it would be better if HK was fading fast of a dread disease as she would get instant funding or be a footballer who can raise money for a faux religion with rabid beliefs, that really happened.
The devolved politics are rabid dogs harking to the days of Royals when they had all the fun and serfs had to work really hard and fight over maggoty corned beef if lucky and bread.
Visual Artistas, Architects worked hard at discovering ways to talk visually to a broad audience, visuals are one of the strongest ways to communicate so sheep ensure Local radical Visual Artistas are kept to peripheries with no voice and derided it is usual making them louder if HK. The only art allowed here is propaganda for the vanities of the Rabid Right Sheep to keep meeces numb and fan personal vanities of sheep, not for the meeces.
Meeces have little access to truths. They are unaware what it is like to have access to a broad visual inheritance if they were to live in a vigorous cultural epicentre. The rabid aroo bark bark bark growl have organised corrupt systems designed by banana billionaires who are killing our planet and marginalise the majority of meeces. They set the Amazon forest on fire and murdered the indigenous who live there there’s money in cattle and soy beans which is why a mixed diet is best excluding wild life which it is agreed a bad idea all round.
Nina's boyfriend promises he will not be flirting with the 3 Swedish tourists who will be safely taken care of by Penultimate Goddess Nina's parents staff besides rather than being disturbed in his yogic exercises they can make friends with the other tourists in adjoining cabanas so no concerns with the usual tourist murderers, flying gas bottle containers when there are climate change storms and scary cricket hooligans they can just discover the rascally treasures of the Valley enjoying being tourists meeting the Lorrcals, This Holy Sheep is a fœtus provider for most sheep in Oz you can see by the colour of her wool and has begun to flirt with Izzy’s boyfriend. The tourists will meet her. She is the jolly jumbuck and tis a beautiful manifestation and engaging. Has she had a beer? This sheep is hosting this affair whilst Holy Kitsch! takes a back seat
The trio of Swedes are avoiding being rounded up by forcibly plucked modified chickens on the mega chicken torture farm or sorting slabs of horse meat at the abattoirs rapido the pay is minuscule rather than being fabo thus attracting people who will do the task with panache nor did they need to be serfs hosing down the sobbing pigs locked up in pig concentration camp cages being taught to walk on two legs instead of four as Trump has already learned.
To extend a tourist visa for a second year a tourist has to be a sex slave on a billionaire's ranch and their kid's nanny, the government can arrange that rapido if you are blonde, female, heterosexual and speak French, does Izzy speak French? This is why the media calls it here the Nanny state as Nannies are popular and Penultimate Goddess Ninas Family Hideaway in the Hunter Valley Parish of Pokolbin does have goats. 
The Swedes wondered if they should learn French as not many people seem interested in Swedish even though one is blonde not all blondes are ditzy though that is no obstacle to success in #anythingatall in Oz. See note on nannies below there are real Nannies who are actually early Childhood Educators and held in such high esteem some families take the Educator with them on overseas trips, better than a psychopathic neighbours or relatives who forces the child into competitive sports/dances for their self aggrandisement.
Some sheep are making billions and rule the world with terror they need to be boycotted, not all billionaires are evil btw it can vary same as to ignorance rich or poor.
Here we specialise in wealthy maniacs learned from the days of the Colonies and prisoners the less intellect the better, they have grown bananas inside their skulls to replace their brains they can then run a media empire, a crook ranch (there are some fabo anti Trump ones USA and beautifully strange ranches here), a mine or "on loin" woolly mammoth store that siphons your lucre. 
Andy Warhol with his generosity, deep critique and integrity would not have got past decorating windows in Oz and even that would have been a difficulty to enter, eventually he would have become an alcoholic and homeless and the world would never has seen his art if he was born Local he would not have fitted due to chutzpah and not being goody two shoes besides he was incorrect migrant group and did not win a competition nor was besties with a Board member of a State run gallery or you can be on the Board and show as well it’s a private club New Yorkers don’t know how fortunate they are compared to here it’s a very private stiff upper lip club here with the pretende of being just ordinary blokes who are good mates. 
If the Swedes are rounded up to pick billionaire rancheros melons their pores will absorb the toxic chemicals sprayed on the GM modified melons grown in zillions as a mono crop as billionaire rancheros (not all rancheros are billionaires or bad) are terrified of edible seeds and see black seeds as ugly ugly ugly and should be eliminated for further profitability, "shelf appeal," ease of scanning and keeping The People in ignorance so they will buy tonnes of High Turnover Seedless melons rapido without ever needing staff or if so they are seeking automatons who vill zing the company zong Through Arbeit (German word for work) is Freedom it was written on a Concentration Camp entrance, "user preys' system.
Jews, gays, people of colour, intellectuals, gypsies, people with mental differences and people of #anykindoffantasticatall were judged non preyers as were non-govt/non-eltist approved cats same as here, if you have "awesome" like Brigade Holy they will take you down like Meaghan Markle was by the gutter press UK, Oz inherited that and exported it back to UK via the media. That is why HK needs Brigade Holy, it's a bad risin' moon again. The system believes HK is evil and should be exterminated.
Rat cages are Concentration Camps and Russia continues to use them, there is great poverty there, tax is only 4% for all including the wealthy who are considered superior beings the rest are "tax payers" a media term, obviously such low taxes pays for 0 which matters 0 to fat cats at the apex they went from one extreme to the next, despots one day then despots the next.
USA is looking same Rightism neo-liberalism is predatory poisoning Democracy fortunately for Chile they ousted the evil Pinochet though UK has a particularly vicious Predator with Colonial history many in UK and abroad unsurprised, he hides behind his talk like Goebbels.
Russia is in poverty. The poor emigrate to satellite nations. They can marry into Trump, & co, become Russian Dolls (ahem sex workers) in Germany not always out of choice it is necessity. The evil wealthy love weighing the dice so meeces have to scrabble over maggots.
This awful situation provides the uglier billionaires with guaranteed young wives when the older one reaches her use by date with kids. Without poverty cats no longer need to marry Trump & co nor look ridiculous fighting over meeces in The Arts of Local.
The ratty cages in Russia remain awful and are used for dissenters eg Pussy Riot who protested mixed in with true murderers as they practised in the past making it extra scary for dissidents. In the USA and here ratty internments are used for the disadvantaged and marginalised who then become criminals outside of the usual murderers that is, or ones who commit "crimes of passion."
Local artists can make a big name for themselves by becoming criminals as that is one "allowable difference" in the Arts so, for example a person can hold up a struggling Indian student manager in a 7/11 and be considered daring whereas truly unusual artists such as HK are disparaged and ripped off by the quiet slobs due to discrimination it is covert. Quietism always covers psychopathic behaviour ahem or nearly, it is suss.
USA and UK will end up resembling India no offence to Indians who live with toxic rivers and toxic factories with awful extremes in wealth whilst the "unclean" are treated worse than rats and must live ratty their current government is Right Wing populist racist and corrupt and besties with Trump. This is a global issue and it is the hideously wealthy who are promoting this new non Democratic Maniac system, they have the power to mind bend the innocent and less worldly via media it is not good for our planet or us meeces and cats and all us animals. They think utilities and everything you can think of at all should be privatised. In USA they started to do that to prisons with dire consequences.
Corruption increases with authoritarianism. Statistically both USA and India have dropped way down in international index of Democracy.
The Mad govt punishes the poor here as no Bill of Human Rights they are saying to folks who survived the bush fires they will not be taxed which means some billionaires are celebrating, the out of work crying, the disabled are crying, the pensioners teeth clatter. We have the lowest pension rate in First World (see table scroll down) although all pay tax with GST when shopping and contribute to the economy by keeping doctors and surgeons rich their benefits are not enough for an animal in a First World nation to survive, everybody despises the Maniac govt here except sectors of the press a large sector of Arts certain billionaires and racists.
Anyone who disagrees with the Mad are called Loony Lefties calling out a person as Left Wing is identical to accusations of being a Jew or wrong colour skin, in a democracy there are many voices and HUMAN RIGHTS tops the list  https://www.un.org/en/universal-declaration-human-rights/
In a working Democracy all need a voice and joie de vivre is paramount USA calls it "the pursuit of happiness" NZ is practising here it's the pursuit of drudgery, Democracy has nothing to do with capitalism whatever you want to call it, some kind of trade has nearly always existed even with the gods but has nothing to do with Economists it is just people doing stuff.
There is nothing to which to aspire Local unless you aspire to a desk job for a large corporation or you can excel at sports, that is it. If you are in the Arts you better conform there is little wiggle room and you better know how to be awful and stay quiet.
Now for numerous their standard of living has plummeted decreasing in proportion to certain billionaires increases resulting in many going out of business or losing trrruuue work except for those who know how to take advantage of the poor, usually an unknown billionaire company selling something tacky so it’s either the poor servicing the poor or the very poor from an unseen nation then packers at enormous warehouses USA working for below what people were once paid dragging down economies and sprits what is the point of that one for anybody in their lives?? Do not drink the Koolaid.
Aboriginals in remote communities are further marginalised, they never had to work for anybody till we moved in re-religioned them, fed them garbage and sold them liquor and relocated them. This is named dispossessing a people.
That is why Populists are overt Fascists, Thatcher was Trump and Boris are her followers.
You can call a political ideology whatever you like though the outcome on people and the planet is clear. The ideologies of EE CON O MISTS backing Trump and co are killing creativity and extinguishing reason to aspire to #anythingatall and steal HK's living in Oz it is unforgivable numerous have had their spirits broken since the Liberals squashed Julia Gillard's and Rudd's generosity who like Obama dragged us from the Global Financial Crisis caused by the insane belief to de-regulate all so we will die of neglect like those in developing nations it took years post WW2 to gain Human Rights and become autonomous beings with protection from malevolent corporations and write a Bill of International Human Rights. Economists are better telling us the weather they have ordered it already and Ecologists steering the economy we are then safer help.
Democracy is generous when practised with breadth and insight with all the checks and balances necessary so we maintain our freedom and rights as individuals and against unfair law making or bad laws, bully corporations and media and more, we are all born equal and have no choice in where or how or why.
Oz is a long time practitioner of the user preys so the out of paid-work are eating loads of carbs and fat as that is cheap and comforting or becoming drug addicts from being dispossessed go crazy and murder an innocent person due to uselessness they need to learn to become heinous predators so it appears the Mad govt and media believes.
Why are the unemployed punished? It is super embarrassing in the first place to be jobless or discover there is only the worst work imaginable available and at really low pay who needs that in one short life the worst job should be very well paid? Why do certain politicians get glee from suffering? We know the mainstream media does as they have to make money, zee vorld iz zee vampire.
The People can work in highly underpaid "contract" work if The People need flexible hours or their CV has reached its USE BY limit with text boxes and non linear they are unable to pay the tax when the time comes so will have to go to jail as their income is too low yet they are registered as business owners without the control a business owner has or a journeyman, it is all done "high tech gee whizz bang brriingl blockchain spyware” as the owners of the technologies rule to disadvantage the underpaid lure them into finance. The govt excels at despicable customer service and using high tech and small print to frighten and repel The People or spy on them and has deregulated that which protects the meek, the helpless, the poor, the dispossessed, the different, artistas and free radicals and intellectuals. Rapidly outdated "on loin" portfolios become useless in current system, nobody can keep up it is mad.
Holy Kitsch! took small notice of "consumer demands",which is why every goddam business in Oz and beyond trailed us as they were already selling what "consumers demanded" it did not work for them. They avoided thinking and offering something decent you cannot run a nation or a shop like that you have to listen to yourself and nature is also "the customer" the most nature can do is howl at the politicians (see The Artist's Brain by Holy Kitsch! if you are lucky to own one). 
HK always had some tiny pieces for sale for those who were less monied, it was win win for all without flooding the market with tackiness.
The USA state by state, it varies has better protections in place and advanced thinking now they are stuck with our bully uneducated media mogul and Trump causing misery. Trump like all totalitarian predecessors sacks those who are not cronies and sycophants places his family (who married for money, he continued to stay alive they are sorry) in monied positions alters laws to his and their favour, this is the same as Mussolini, Hitler, China Pinochet Brazil or Russia it is surely illegal, most totalitarian governments came into power with strong support from mega companies and propaganda in the media à la Fox it is frightening us all on this globe. Infrastructure heavily features in all totalitarian regimes as it impresses rather than medical care, Arts or happiness anything intellectual is deemed suss.
California has advanced thinking and I think New York City individual states in USA do have some power and unlike here cats can make a decent living even if half good without needing to be boring or giving HK a lecture there are boring cats in USA and Mexico same as everywhere just that we pride ourselves on mediocrity and can out corrupt and out mediocre any other nation on the globe in the Arts it is trruly ratty.
Meditation in the Arts Locally is considered very highly akin to painting God which people attempt regularly results here could be better HK is trying it. Meditation paintings and sculptures here always win prizes so there is a good hint if you are inclined, usually they copy a more clever artista like HK for example though badly dragging that person's work down to their lack of real insight or capability.
El Greco is a famed Greek painter who worked in Italy. Here he describes the death of an obviously well loved handsome Count almost in our laps he describes heaven above, his works even when small tower over you his figures have a looming presence he must have descended from Space and did not own a vegetable store nor was he unemployed as migrant people are described here in media unless you are Premier of this State as she is from a an already rubber stamped group.
Being female is one area that is not an issue in Oz in the Arts as there has always been a ruling Colonial petite bourgeoise with ruling "ladies," the chosen very few and they get to choose a few select races and types they deem "nice" it is different to UK, USA and EU, hmm EU nations are peculiar about each other and am aware of hierarchies USA though Lorrcal ladies beat them all hands down on a skewed favouritism don't believe the hype. This nation resembles China in so many ways. Cats are banned from questioning anything. The favouritism here is a reflection of the hierarchical system still used in China. In China to get a better job you must attend an overseas university then still bribe your way upwards ask any citizen brave enough to tell you the truth as all Chinese are monitored as to whether they are upstanding citizens similar to here.
It comes from being brought up by the "nuns" and "brothers" and prison past. We inherited a heinous Irish version of Christianity and English version of mediocrity with bully dom. Fortunately Holy Kitsch! was not brought up under that heavy guilt or in mediocre and bully circumstances aside from raging sibling arguments and an adversarial mother she did not use corporal punishment it was just the way she incarnated.
Some Holy Kitsch!ers are surviving only barely due to weird upringings and good. HK sisters did not survive as they were entirely unaware the rest of the population had a way different inner road map to them impacting badly on them and HK it is lose lose when people are pushed into margins it is usually done quietly.
Bosses, academies and all government depts cannot imagine that everybody does not own a home office with a highly expensive computer and an enormous printer that does not break down or need new ink they have never stepped outside they do not know if they are in the box or outside the box.
HK visits the library as you do and sees struggling pensioners half dead coughing gurgling groggle grurgle teeth clattering clack clack tlaloc hands arthritic click clock wading through difficult forms online, they were once fine upstanding well dressed citizens now they are shaggy shells singled out by Scotty Morrison from Marketing, our PM. They will soon be forced to wear a star like the unemployed and those with disabilities so everybody will know they are on benefits and so can mistreat them even further.
To further their humiliation each age group is expected to stay with same meaning mature people have to go to elderly suburbs or retirement villages rather than being a vibrant part of the community like everybody else on the globe. How come so many corporations are owned by the extremely aged yet barely employ them? Knowing some elderly are more comfortable in boxes there needs to be choice. As you can see its bad to stay here the older you become.
Every time any person shops they are paying GST and so contribute, besides just being alive means a person contributes it was governments who turned us into "consumers," we all use doctors, eat and pay rent we are all fully functioning members of the community even the homeless. Tribes just did not kick somebody out because they did not need any more people to harvest the yams or not want the others to eat yams, too old to harvest yams inept at harvesting yams or too young to harvest yams. We are named Human Capital by Economists.
Oscar Murillo "Collective Conciense" about the term Human Capital. These cats look at a set of black drapes showing a glimpse of sky, refugees or in a waiting room, they have charred remains inside tubes drilled into them. Murillo shows us how current Economists and narcos view humans (we are called Human Capital by Economists and Narcos) and this is how most are defined by governments and institutions. Definition: Human capital refers to the production factors, coming from humans, we use to create goods and services. Our knowledge, skills, habits, and social and personality attributes all form part of the human capital that contributes to the creation of goods and services.
This is not showing at Barangaroo or galleries here. He won the Turner Prize and is from Colombia. The figures are based on traditional figures nicely made too, they are backed by a representation of a painting of the Scottish migrating to USA? 
If you think about it the sicker you are if you use the medical profession the more you contribute economically, what would doctors do if meece did not get sick, or psychologists and psychiatrists do if we did not fall to pieces? Landlords rely on the under employed as much as the fully employed. Entire industries are run on human misery, there are kind curative vampires.
In the library and in the streets The People can view the underemployed and unemployed gradually growing very long curly hair on the palms of their hands with a wad of print outs as they contort and shake mumbling apologies in rhyme to The People who are encouraged to kick them à la Clockwork Orange by the wealthy mainstream media and government. 
A driver might wait for two days with no pay as it takes the overseas office that period to read a scanned document that the driver had to cross mountains to obtain. These drivers have no union to protect or basic pay even though it is a Human Right, they are deemed self employed no way are they self employed only as to hours and they use a car usually hired from a partner company the driver is enmeshed, the company relies on the resource of the unemployed provided by the government The People are convinced this is Modern, only in the sense the driver has some independence, little there is no flexibility in anything unless it means the cat doing all the work loses out. 
Nobody wants to live below the usual standard of living for their nation and we all have the entitlement to joie de vivre who the hell brought in the concept of "life must be toil?" Naturally identical wages is mad as it we enjoy some challenge to change. Disadvantaging a portion of the population and causing them to kill themselves in desperation or each other everybody is not the Final Solution. All deserve hope or why be born? Life can be good and not greedy and needy. Our politicians are always saying "you are going to feel pain with this budget or this year or even forever" they even get into power on that who the f are they some antique school math teacher with a cane? Do they do S&M at the local "massage" parlour and is the ending happy? HK is unhappy about this.
Meeces want a decent life it need not be full of tackiness. Most EU nations have figured fairer wages and opportunities for all and that is why refugees choose those nations rather than here they are not stupid they seek decent life opportunities.
The public can make false claims against drivers if the driver works for a high tech uncontactable billionaire company and he/she will lose more money it is called the user preys system whereby the driver has to pay for the passengers and the passengers follow orders not to tip contract work it is called the gig economy and was doable in the past as a student disposable job, nobody ever treated that kind of work as real or barely yet now it replaces humanising work with zero protections yet the companies are enormously wealthy and control the technologies the average person can ill afford, the employees need to ask nurses how to group together as a Union and demand change as nurses were once badly paid till they hassled. 
Certain billionaires (not all) prefer people are underpaid to keep their other underpaid employees happy as what the billionaires have to sell is cheap and nasty lacking in skills and all they care for is how Tyrannosaurus Rex are doing on the stock market selling crap. Not against selling stuff just there are to many wiping out the good. Who wants free shipping if the warehouse workers are suffering, photoz and recordingz of zee plightz need to be taken zo The People are enlightenedz
Large corporations have hours set in concrete and massive needs as to CVs meaning the intelligent are out of work and those with families in a broad range of occupations.
Nobody can figure what corporations really do except something tacky was just spat out.
When HK was a street gallery people could complain online in chat rooms and there is no way to address that it might be someone trying to take you down or competitor so when HK is searching for a hotel or guest house when on a business trip she uses her hunches and reads between the lines anyone can write anything about you "on loin" it is unregulated though HK is checkable and does not hide behind #anythingatall and zee falze shopz front. 
In Holy Kitsch! case mistakes can happen though she has noticed people are remarkably tolerant if informed and can speak to a meecey who is directly with her company nowadays an on loin meece and she has a name address and phone number and lives in her rat cage when not on a cat trip (that has fallen by the way it is HK's punishment for being creative obviously). Do you know HK would actually have shop owners come in and have the hide to say they came in just to get some ideas, well tanks but can't you think of your own manner of creating a cool space instead of hanging onto Holy flattering as it still happens people emulated right down to re-cycled timber backdrops we set a new tone!
Corporations do not believe men look after kids or pick them up from school even though they have female bosses at times. 
The business ecology has evolved into a bully system of user ie: driver, street retailer, owner of galeria or artistas and actors are now praying due to predators.
Holy asked a sugar skull artista vendor in Mexico City if he used text boxes on his CV to do what he did so brilliantly with art he replied que? She then asked where his home office was so he could make a complaint to a govt dept, defend himself against corporate bullies, type his CV or apply for a grant he said que?
Holy K asked a Mexican Visual artista he said rise up now! HK said what about a home office artista se dice: he used to drop around to his artista activist girlfriend's place but she was murdered by a drug cartel on her way home from a local bar likely she was murdered as she started a women's collective because poor women are victims of user preys and fewer rights (femicide) even though in Mexico women are represented in most fields (quite strongly Holy Kitsch! often did business with women in Mexico it is usual) and he wept as did Holy Kitsch! He added if he is absolutely forced to do paperwork es el horiblemente though must somehow get through it for the authorities as to his late girlfriend RIP the collective has been supportive.
In Mexico activists, ecologists, student teachers, musicians, narco intolerant politicians, artistas, journalists, women and film makers are targeted by cartels reflecting the ideologies of some leaders in nations internationally eg Trump & co. and certain media moguls, they are psychopaths and cruel, scared of difference and the gentle and want to control not just women's bodies anybody different to themselves and their twisted set of morals are always uneven HK has noticed. There are women members in the cartels as well it’s awful. 
Above picture  thanks Mexico News Daily, artist activist Isabel Cabanillas, murdered RIP
She is typical of younger Mexican artistas has that Mexican smile. She truly was murdered. Maybe they mistook her for HAZMAT A common issue globally when it comes to psychopaths and mad leaders. Mexican artistas have opposite problem to Lorrcal, there mostly older artistas feature and the young have issues entering the field, art is tricky it is never usually what tastemakers at first think about.
Holy then asked a New York artista down in Soho he/she had a Chinese menu in his/her hand replied wharrt is arr CV, arre they in farshion now, ahh ooo werewolves of New Yorrk. She asked about his/her home office se dice "he carrnt starrnd therrm burrt lorves crawling to the library looking for Lee Ho Fooks.
Tarja se dice: It's Code 19" HK se dice "is that Designer or just another label?"
He is concerned he uses his/her i-phorrrn too often. He/she arrsked herr if HK warrrnted to be showrrn rrround New Yorrrk City they can prowl on foot use the subways, werewolves of the Bowery flirting with police guards. Scott's boyfriend is a cop they became werewolves of New York City.
Holy Kitsch! se dice "yes, are you that muscular too? They were the werewolves of the art world too. He/she replied we both look fantarrrstic, are you doing shabby chic? Love the highly unusual Op Art tote what does HAZCHEM mean? Let's hit the Dioorr show they have Judy Chicago showwing sorrry I missed your Mexican event at Enmore Rd and Surry Hills did you hear Gucci did Mexican and now Louis Vuitton" se dice behind his his/her hand and he/she hissed very quietly "some Mexicana has crept into Bloomingdales."
Tonight Prof. Scott is waiting with raptured glee to showw (borrre?) us with his Powerpoint of his newly installed Modernist stained glass he designed for his lorcal Methodist church (1st in world to accept gay clerrrics) matching the Jetsons style decor he carrn't storrrp talking about his arrt, he will drrrag out his entire life's work of slides and talllk arl night), we can make New York City Library on time. Banksy will attempt to show us his Views of Venice just ignorre him, I'd like to meet your tailor."
HK se dice: "I am wearing Arte Povera today.
HAZCHEM means hazardous chemicals I bought this bag as a souvenir in Mexico I love the beading. The indigenous had stalls set up on the perimeters of a cyanide dam in the mountains where it can spill down hill onto towns and large cities as a river of poison.
There is a monster company from Canada mining the silver selling on EU stock market and as Mexico is poor they can use cheap and toxic processes i.e. cyanide banned in most developed nations, they are trying to discredit the people who live there so the people set up stalls to sell the bags so visitors would know the danger of the cyanide dam and tailings full of lead from the mines and the cyanide factory. Poor women, cats and the meek or disempowered are all endangered in Mexico from narco vampires. Now they carry HAZCHEM bags in memorial for murdered cats, polluted rivers and The People.
"Orr Kay" se dice artista Nueva York, we should set up stalls on the Hurrdson and Mississippi, all overr, Trrrump just removed regulations on toxic run oorrf he’s bad news will damage USA badly and the planet, he is a HAZMAT and we are rats in a cage. 
Holy Kitsch! asked an LA visual artista about his text boxes he said drop on by, bring some pecans I have an awesome collection of vintage pecan crushers so Holy K  did so. Holy Kitsch! showed up he opened the door and he was naked el se dice: “didn’t I tell you it’s Nude Day you have to undress” HK se dice: “you’re on” he was handsome and ancient, he reminisced on a life time of artworks that were supported by lo-cals and internationals enabling him to continue his fine weird work of which he is grateful he would have failed here as some work comments on decay and more. HK se dice: "Did Anyone Say Dreamboat?" LA cat repuesta: "Hydraulic Muscles, Pneumatic Smiles." On leaving el se dice "btw what does HAZCHEM mean? so HK told him.
Holy Kitsch! asked an Oz Visual Artist she replied via her P.A. as she was not a Holy Kitsch!er she used text boxes though will change as directed, she remains in an allotted text box hourly, she has won multiple competitions and is on track in her art mid-career, she was born in a country town improving her linear CV starting with her HSC exhibit in a major gallery in which others need wait a lifetime to show, the judges who knew her already said she was a child prodigy, she has a polished artist statement, 0 chutzpah and is besties with Doctors and Colonials the assistant replied crisply, her boss is very busy meditating on how to stop her pores from sweating she is trying to force them to be enxoistent and is currently reclining on her ironing board having her afternoon nap pore  enxoistenting.
She is comfortable being a lady doing lady's art and her PA takes care of her pussy.
She has a professional home office, personal assistant (that is usual throughout Arts industry), Gemma her French speaking Nanny who is fact an early Childhood Educator for her kids and her partner is influential, her schooling was colonial and taught her to be the "Quiet Ostrich" so now she is the "Big Emu"
She believes in the User Preys system and is proud of being boring with added tiny bit of difference. She does not like wasting her time with people like Holy Kitsch! She is now finished talking. 
She owns a 2nd tasteful rammed earth house (HK loves rammed earth boo hoo) in the Highlands if it has not burned down. She is neat, clean, modest in action and tidy and appears as a regular on Good Morning We Think You are Stupid hah hah hah we are all such glowing people with bad hair on TV or something with Stupid mentioned. Her work is in all major museums here as they all know each other's families who arrived on the First Fleet or they all know a lady. She is also besties with a he-man rabid Nationalist artist, who failed to see the humour in "he-man red blooded American" in Campbells soup cans. He does works about how it feels to be a he-man Nationalist crazed artist in Oz, doing he-man stuff and he-man bonding, he has a linear career and CV. They have a lot in common.
This lady is taking up a lot of arts room in Oz as here there is only room for oh, must be up to 3 artists by now and nobody knows what the word diverse means unless they hit you on the head with it omitting any nuance at all. There is 0 money for the Arts here, nada.
HK's personal art keeps getting more literal it drives her nuts, she is nuts or pecans.
This means HK's early works were wasted on the uninformed and never seen they are highly diverse so she might as well have been born as a computer her entire life on this planet has a high percentage chance of being a waste of time though she hopes that is just a good line (here we are taught to use forbearance and find the inner self it is a way to keep cats oppressed).
HK has witnessed very similar work to hers she created ages ago in large New York City Galleries yet was rejected here by a small group of players who know little about depth breadth or critique, there is nil critique in the Arts in Oz making for a flat scene with no discussion aside from how does art improve health or being sentimental as in "the good Nationalist family wounded" of WW2 You will not see a rotting banana taped to a canvas ready for the hotel lobby or Performing Artist eating it. To engender Benevolence from the viewer is the most common art seen here no wonder werewolves have switched off. There is only so much benevolence meeces can bare in a short meecy life surely there are broader subject areas for us werewolves and beyond?
The aboriginal artists of Oz have protected their art and together promoted it broadly. Many are international super stars on the art market and Holy decided to leave well enough alone as she felt tiny as it is though glad for the aboriginals (being brave on this one). Their CVs are written on the cave walls already. 
Holy Kitsch! asked the artistas of Algiers if they used text boxes in their CVs. HK could barely understand them as she was not there in person. They tried to reply but the connection was fuzzy they yelled down the line and HK yelled back on the bakelite phone. They are dissidents so they must stay undercover on some themes as things can get heavy there same as here nevertheless they are still shouting out about Planet Earth issues in their nation and beyond. A group of artistas artworks HK has seen look pretty cool and they show internationally including (if she is understanding their blurb) Taipei and Venice Biennale. Locally we are barely allowed to mention Taiwan apparently it does not exist. Blegh Arrgh croggle "nous sommes le guardien avante" they yelled.  Blegh Arrgh croggle "moi aussi" HK yelled back, crackle went the line " je dois être un patriote". "Nous aussi" they crackled then all of us se dice: Vive la révolution. Their museum is rising up valiantly. Have yet to reach MASS as my voice is wearing out yelling and becoming confused as to language. I have meecey power.
The govt showers money into the countryside to garner votes though 89% of citizens in Oz  live in the major cities they have no voice nothing against those from small towns though have fears about the racists and extremists they can be favoured above us numerous city folk for votes, particularly infrastructure and subsidies. 
The borders on electorates are gerrymandered. The percentage who voted for current govt would be way less but the media here is rabid Rightist propaganda and is as limiting as the Chinese or Venezuelan experience so meeces are now discovering it is better to read international media and check the publisher. Mexicans are bombarded with daily blood and guts by certain media there as if normal and dissidents are criticised in some media there.
In Oz there is one media mogul who rules not just Oz, one made his move on USA and UK sadly for them he utilises the old system of bully guards with "top dog" prisoners and living to rules that favours the biggest nastiest and most poisonous.
The original Colonials were masters at tiny print ridiculous rules that impeded freedoms and forced waiting times on people so they look like the above. They overlooked Human Rights. If anybody complains they are accused of shouting and wanting a Nanny State like a rat in a cage complaining and told they are too meecey. The current government's guiding principle is "if your life is already miserable we will make it worse." Recently they have done well.
USA is in a bad need of a nanny as Trump is a baby he keeps sacking his cabinet and placing the world in peril. He is removing laws that protect the noble and nature and nature cannot vote we all need nanny states.
The public TV channel and news outlets has a Rightist stalwart eternally installed and is starved of dinero. Not the mining companies or sporting bodies as sport is considered a clean and healthy path for the self righteous and equivalent to conversing with God totalitarian states rely on sports heavily. One media guru ahem gargle cough Murdoch is heavily reliant on sports and horse racing in his rags so the State Govt built him a tram to his mate's race track and a new stadium, a gift for his backing them, the old stadium was fine, pays to own a mega media outlet and and for a Premier go to bed with him so they take very flattering photos of her, almost romantic is she their Valentine? It is our money she uses and it is not helping the Arts or hospitals, both of which give us hope. 
Freedom of the press is extra limited there are few local drama productions by public TV these days like there was once and they were good as they did not have to please media or advertising moguls. The Rightists are aiming on annihilation of that freedom by starving that body of dinero, it is a well used tool by them. 
Anyone who is not a Rightist is called a Radical which sounds more fun to the majority except some of the population just absorb the propaganda due to brainwashing by the Right it is global these people are scared but they do not know of what. Some here still find people from Southern Europe and the Middle East to be funny well that is a huge issue even USA has gone well past that point Italians there are even famed movie directors.
In China it is best not to be a dissident at all as they will imprison you and you will be recycled for spare parts anyone who is different is imprisoned all have to conform for the greater good and smile which is awful. Any cultural differences are way out of favour and so the person must be re educated similar to here not exactly.
China does not get kick backs from nature so is neglecting care of nature. The Chinese use the ridiculous excuse of too many meeces to have just, fair laws and that they are particularly extra special to encourage Nationalistic meeces we are all meeces some are cats even werewolves.
EU functions fine as a numerous entity. Scomo and Trump look to China for new concepts on being a ruling elite and learning much.
You cannot have any government without care. Here you just remain invisible and die from lack of respect. If you shout you will be torn to shreds.
China controls all media , education and what the people can say believe in or do, they are constantly monitored to ensure they are "good meeces" leading to a high arrest rate for running in circles their news is controlled the meeces have no control over their work conditions or education and have no unions meaning they are either ruled by the government and/or wealthy companies. If they protest then they are not "good meece" a terrible burden. They are not allowed to be LGBT either same as Russia. When you meet a Chinese meecey often they know little about outside their circle, hmm the same can be said of here.
The Swedes do not need to conform they have a high standard of living and they vote and they have a lot of rights. The Chinese cannot vote they are told they must conform, in Oz you are not allowed to criticise full stop, it is called being a whinger. 
There are practically no intellectual art patrons in Oz and/or radical, all patrons give to the medical here only (they are scared of their own demise) or disasters and rarely encouraging grants and donations that open up generosity and opportunities like el museo de la futura MINIr ©, certainly not anything that might increase people's experience on Earth with depth and knowledge eg The Arts or is an upbeat idea I do not think people know the meaning of that in the Arts here it does your head in.
HK is finding her art becoming gloomier eek.
Melons did not know their seeds were ugly ugly ugly ugly or a nuisance to Planet Earth's humans, a blot as to shelf appeal as the usual city folkz never knew one goddam good melon in their entire lives and in Oz little chance of finding an old painting of an original melon various hybrids existed they are the usual in nature and humans.
The billionaire rancheros were even more surprised that seeds grow and each seed produces a slightly different tang and form of melon just like having kids they are not identical or perrrfect whatever perfect is nobody can figure that out except the billionaire rancheros of Oz, supermarkets and people who run competitions eg "They Shoot Horses Don't They?" based on a marathon dancing comp The People entered in the Great Depression for a prize for dancing the longest using the "user prays" system The Other People were the preying audience maybe they had better jobs or were just bizarre it was certainly run by a mad predator.
In Mexico some billionaire USA companies were allowed in by a previous Rightist govt displacing numerous small farmers, their poverty now readily exploited by the narcos easy pickings for conversion some instead became the Zapatistas.
The Swedes were alarmed that all Oz cattle and all Oz rams are identical, the livestock are super bored from a lack of diversity the sheep have identical fur in colour and curliness  baaaarrh pigs are identical too, snorrrkles and considered ugly ugly ugly ugly the cattle have identical patches in company with their own all day they moooohh and crunkle crunkle chewing the cud. Some are held in tight yards and fed shit, it is recycled guano from the tortured chickens they use it for the pigs too and the unemployed and the marginalised. Cheap is all that matters to billionaire corporations. Easy to sell to the underpaid, nobody will notice difference and quality was withdrawn from sale. Stinginess is applauded.
Farmers who are not billionaires find it hard to keep up with CHEAP advertising and freight companies have gone out of business due to CONSUMERS WANT FREE SHIPPING. Most of the cool stores moved out of Surry Hills and both galleries (Holy Kitsch! and one other) and some fast food joints have replaced them many premises are empty. There goes the neighbourhood in USA districts become gentrified and galleries move in, not out!
The district was once quite alternate and had a great Saturday markets too that has wound right back as well after property soared then it dropped again! It's done on algorithms.
There is only one sheep and one bull in the entire nation producing all the offspring from their ahem, sperm (excuse me) and we are now down to two identical eggs.   The depiction of the Holy Sheep from the Altar of Ghent by the Van Dycks who would never win an art competition here it is too complex in thought they would think she was HAZMAT and the artist had no talent. She does not mind being a cask. The elder artist signed by the greatest artist in the world he died his son continued the work it took some years and signed it the second greatest artist in the world that would have killed all hope here it is best to play humble.
Holy Sheep is showing a good leg and some loin, are the Swedish interested? Sheep in the past were not killed willy nilly it was an event. On the multi panelled altar is an Adam and Eve, she holds a citron the progenitor of all lemons and limes and Eve's breasts resemble apples.
Adam's fig leaf is robustly large. Eve's depiction was not an invitation for certain uneducated men to go berko you can see in the scene all is tender and cute as are all participants, Eve is fashionably fecund and Adam handsome he resembles Romeo. God/Jesus is depicted as a King, all knowing and all seeing yet distant and unknowable as a difficult subject to paint as you can imagine. The popular thing to do in Oz is frame the sky in a sculpture rather than trace its dimensions and space, it can work, depends (the preference here is hitting you on the head) HK has seen that the sky is brown from bushfires caused by human induced climate change.
Some local billionaires even send melon eaters to wars to die as well because certain billionairez prefer shelf appeal, no black seeds, lower prices, mono crops and no personal service unless she is blonde and speaks French thoroughly vetted in case she is not a spy, no offence to blonde French people Holy Kitsch! likes French and loves languages and all different shades and nations.
Nina's trailing flying foxes with tiny baby ones clinging on their backs are dropping dead from the extreme heat in Oz thunk thunk, literally instead of flapping just giving up the ghost and dropping to the ground thunk, sometimes just the kids thunk, then sadly expiring RIP so that as she walks, actually Penultimate Goddess Nina hovers from the Inner West Sydney to Bondi Beach on her large hand made broom her flying foxes plopping guano feeding the few remaining trees, fortunately as non-hub public transport is considered abnormal in Sydney and diagonals are vigorously opposed unless on street signs that say no parking by people from P the sign says no parking at the base the upper portion has a giant P with a diagonal through it, the Swedes guessed they must mean public vehicles must not park. HK thought Peugeots and wondered why this was the only time the government used diagonals. The Swedish visitors also adore that line on the road that zig zags "ohh slalom here here we go again woo hoo and whistle" (Swedes have whistling and hooting sounds in their language).
The premier is privatising public transport to mates then will subsidise them, that is usual, then passengers also pay more if any can find the transport at all as if you live outer West you learn to buy a car as soon as able no matter the cost due to an appalling lack of public transport a heavier burden again on the planet, the State Premier is anti government and anti Democracy and anti voting and thinks billionaires and corporations are better running the show they practically do so and why Democracy is imperilled. The drivers of buses must be trained super fast as they are truly rough drivers, I think the timetables must be more important as the smash their way toward the next stop it makes you queazy.
The aim is to eliminate Democracy by gradually giving billionairez all rights over The People who have no say at all as in China and Venezuela, (Chile got rid of Pinochet) and uses the user prays or preys system.
Car advertisers have managed to convince men and women globally that a man with a car is like a man smoking whilst riding a horse, a woman driving is a cowgirl smoking riding a horse even though all they are is very dangerous fume spewing motorised wheel chairs.
There used to be a depressing smoking ad that helped HK give up smoking once (it took more than one try) se dice: Anyhow have a... "cigarette brand" and HK would repeat it to others we shared the joke, anyhow I lost me wife, lost me house, pranged the car I'll have a... "cigarette brand" apparently others were convinced this brand was OK as were all cigarettes never figured that one, we called it the loser's cigarette and all cigarettes are for when you are losing mostly so best not to smoke including you stars that are still smoking! It's a bad look, not being judgemental here.
There was a similar ad to encourage people to drink more beer "I feel like a "beer brand" in sing song must have started up multiple boutique brands in reaction. Another to eat more white sliced bread, sing songy, spongey another to eat more trans fatty acids, they were sooo depressingly empty and they were aimed at people down, depressed bread, depressed beer, depressed cigarettes they were very successful, oddly here people singalong with ads they must be depressed!
HK's parents knew the Vogels who had an awesome bread baking company baking Vogels, they were Jewish, then a mega company bought them out it was never the same loaf, it gradually became less and less dense till finally the background flour was white spongey stuff with scattered seeds then it disappeared altogether. HK is not particularly #antianthingatall just stating.
HK does ride in cars sometimes btw and is an awfully scared though safe driver awesome at parking and loves the collectibles and unusual so it is a complex and diverse topic. She walks and scooters by foot or would be way fatter and without walking life would be dull and you might end up so lazy if you drive too often and not experience interaction with nature and window shopping climbing trees and looking at street life. 
The govt will take no responsibility for #anythingatall as the Maniac media owns it has done so for a long time they look to Putin or Pinochet for how to remain in power forever.
Galleries and museums have no space for flexibility yet even when an architect designs a building as it is being built the plans are constantly corrected for real life real time and space, rocket scientists call it “the-that looks about right-principle” they use that expression for figuring out real stuff in real time, truly it is the same for them you need to get on the ground and do it not sit at the desk to figure it. 
Penultimate Goddess Nina only has just a few flying foxes left trailing her rather than a numerous highway of flying foxes they now look shabby sort of ragged with holy wings flapping very fast as the holes interfere with air action vs wings thlunk, they have lost thrust and resistance. Every time she turns around they are not there as they hide behind her so she does not know where the dead flying foxes come from and is unaware the flying foxes follow her.
In Oz some people make fun of the ibis (bin chickens) and bats, ibis have beautiful lyre bird feathers rear end and bats are vegan here. The ibis beaks would make good chop sticks if you farmed and cooked them then utilised the beaks, very Goth. 
Poussin painted a picture of the plague and put rats in the streets, like many he knew instinctively the rats had something to do with the plague but nobody believes seers anymore nor did some then so people waited for doctors who then discovered the plague. Holy Kitsch! knows trrue artists do look arrrround, nothing against doctors some are Holy Kitsch!ers and have performed marvels.
The extreme summer heat is caused by an overabundance of carbon dioxide and methane top layer of atmosphere it is global warming, some billionaires cannot figure why eliminating trees and increasing cars carbon and cattle is poisoning the environment they are "yokels' different to folks who just live in the countryside doing whatever country folks do including Holy Kitsch!ers. It took billions of years for Planet Earth to create its own atmosphere there was a lot of photosynthesis going down created by tiny ocean plants over millions and millions of years to turn the CO2 into oxygen and a life giving atmosphere with an ozone layer gradually and extremely slowly planet Earth made forests. It is a closed system.
Whatever it is, carbon, plastic, water it stays on the planet. The only thing that can escape is energy eg light, radio waves, heat is kept in by the ozone layer and atmosphere. The other stuff is converted, if possible. The atmosphere is the dome of a snow dome the snow falling is the darn plastic clogging up all. Aluminium might replace plastic in some uses eg witches hats on roads tons of ideas out there mono corporations need to change. 
When Penultimate Goddess Nina arrived at Bondi Beach to have high tea with Izzy at "Holy Kitsch! El High Tea House de la Bondi Beach" she was eating bunya bunya nut marzipan and hemp seed streusel in carbohydrate heaven due to influences from her new boyfriend she is always healthy, watching the global warming breakaway icebergs floating by Nina went thlunk too.
"OMG" Izzy se dice "Nina has turned into a zombie can she be revived?" It was just the global warming heat and the thought of the icebergs and smoke aaarrgh! Izzy has resisted becoming a vampire though her blood pulsed, hrunh hrunh hrunh in fear, her corazon just beating away as corazons do so thrrunking why has Nina passed out, why is the sky brown and the moon at night orange the sun all day orange, buuurrp? Nina came to blinked her eyelashy eyes open, bat, bat flutter and asked: "what happened?
There is a dust storm moving in close by, I feel it now, I feel it in my waters." Izzy se dice: "you passed out the temperature is over 40 degrees Celsius we cannot take it anymore still you're a tough cookie, burrp are your waters OK?". The flying foxes hovered out of sight.
The air was full of smoke from bushfires and coal burning energy stations so aside from the heat breathing was difficult so Izzy hacrrkkk huuurrck  "Holy smokes" Izzy se dice, was coughing whilst shaking Nina pleading for her not to become a zombie though with Izzy's dreams of mining maybe she will become one instead. The birds circled murmumurrrr.
She is working on this as mining for energy resources requires having the brain of a banana though some dinero Izzy does not have a banana brain her craft, skill, trade and professional art is acting and directing, "unleashing her creativity" is no problem for Izzy as she knows her craft well and is good at it with rigour, a real trooper she does not denigrate minority racial groups for fun either which one is she? Like HK and Penultimate Goddess Nina in her new foetus nursing path (she has been experimenting in secret). Brigade Holy are raising money in the name of MINIr. "werewolves of Newtown"
You can appear on TV with a big hat with those billionz and use propaganda on the less informed HK wondered how Izzy felt about wearing hats. 
Los Angelos has not changed Izzy, ahem one bit, does she need a thrrrow from Holy Kitsch!? That bed ain't in no trailer park and look at that Angeleno colour very Taylor Swift, The Birds that escaped the Local Raging Climate Change fires were firstly outside her hacienda flocking, looming, murmuring  following above and begun to circle "Holy Kitsch! El High Tea House de la Playa de Bondi" pecking at the glass in increasing urgency tlaloc tlaloc tlaloc, the Birds of Bondi.
There are swarms of questions facing The Life of Izzy As she is a part of Brigade Holy largely remember in an "advisory capacity only" to Holy Kitsch! on how to  escapez zee rat cage Holy eez currently stuck in no offence to all in Oz to witch Holy has great affection,
Holy herself ezz eeen zee gulag solitary confinementz and az cabinz fever and cannot efen ezcapez itz awfulz, vell barely and certainly only paint in miniature, very neatly, ahem ish, and "unable to unleash her creativity" at all.
Holy K is artista for el museo de la futura and an artista all her life boo hoo she was born accidentally here instead of a nation that values artistas with rays rather than a goody two shoes the govt is anti art and anti a visual and sensory intellect, that does not exist here the billionaire media is working super hard on elimination because they are "some kind of crazed weirdos' whose lives should be made into misery. When HK goes near electricity technologies break down and sob sometimes they just zap it is her personal wavelengths. Izzy has noticed there is a humidity surrounding HK at all times, there is this warm humid glow, a heat always surrounding HK she cannot figure why HK says it was because she was accidentally born in the incorrect climate.
HK is concerned about getting fatter and curses the system here daily for stealing her awesome life and her amazing livelihood it is cruel and demeaning. The Local system only works for "tabbies" who are institutionalised due to the banans of the main players and lack of dinero. Some art around town is cool by accident.
Por ejemplo: instead of a symbol Holy often saw a sign with a line through it saying HAZCHEM for years she thought it was a German brand and wondered about it. Two years ago she found out it meant hazardous chemicals, "Holy Kitsch! who is going to figure that one?" Recently she saw a HAZMAT sign and she thought ah hah you have not fooled me this time. The mats and carpets must be hazardous, unless are they for sale?"
When she was a kid on the Gold Coast Qld on holidays there was a sign painted on the road it said peon zing ahead, then her Dad said it meant Pedestrian Crossing Ahead PEDN XING AHEAD eetz velly confusing in OZ vhy didn't they just haf the figures of pedestrianz?? Or a hump on the road?? They are illiterate in the roads Department. The buses have a card swipe system, tourists cannot find vendors, nevertheless the lit machine says SWIPE HERE except you do not, you swipe WAY BELOW, they did not use the same area for the text they separated it out as they must have tendered the job to cousins proving that cheaper prices does not work or cousins.
This is a sign Sydney CBD (downtown). It had good info graphics except at the base there was a glaring fault. The toilets are to the opposite side ⬅️ not (all) to the far right, there is no other arrow. The one at right is set aside for disabled and for parents with bubbas. You walk around if you want to find usual toilets as the disabled one is occupied you discover the toilets are at the opposite end of the lengthy room. Weirder still, I firstly dropped into Hyde Park Barracks  UNESCO World Heritage Site which I never normally do luckily as it rained I am good at timing, I did not pay to go to the exhibit just stayed on the verandah, there was an installation of emu prints/prisoner arrows by Jonathon Jones, temporary due to restrictions of call out, in pebbles all round the yard, I felt put out as I had designed a daily raked pebbles in 1998 this was coloured pebbles I had 0 hope of the broader public seeing my work I realised except for the people who stole it from exhibit as I am an intellectual radical and very clever meaning the dull want me dead or in misery. The first picture is John's work mine is below, not the pebbled work. John's work is readily understood and flat as he designed it on a computer you can see, it is easy to read so Boards do not have to test themselves overly nothing against him personally though academics in Oz have first dibs on numerous call outs, are considered "normal" have multiple opportunities even if not intellectuals, I know this is different to the American scene from knowing Prof. Scott Angus, seeing Koons, Basquiat and many others same UK though outside the Turner it is more tight I know.
Local Academics regularly show and win in competitions and Regional Galleries it goes with their job, to be an academic is to be mainstream Local as the bureaucracy is appalling meaning the extremely mediocre can triumph, besides as an academic the more sneaky can have access to student imagination this is unique to where HK resides.
Cronyism places huge barriers in the Arts Local it is created by a lack of Arts money meeces scrabbling over contagions the rest scratching out the life of a rat. Again and again HK is told to take it like a trooper as it is usual as the Arts are entirely corrupt in UK and USA not nearly as much as here they would cry.
Listen the corruption here is so extreme and the money so tight it is way out of order beating the aforementioned hands down. The taste makers have none and lack any kind of intellectual inquiry at all, certain races are faced with higher degrees of difficulties and the main donators give heavily to the Conservative Right Wing ruling parties and hold highly Conservative Rightist value systems which are championed in all call outs and art here needs to be relatively literal.
HK was understood by a highly diverse audience rich and poor cutting across Demographics as artists do so elsewhere, not here it is stuck in a padded cotton wool cell for the bored petite bourgeoise or high turnover art product it sucks.
This is my rendered work I completed in 1998 (not the raked pebble one) though this one is triangles it was then displayed on Built Environment website UNSW, not the raked pebbles it was on exhibit separately and stolen. I used 3 triangles for perspectival and space exploration utilising rocket science it is complex which is disliked intensely here we are taught to be Simple Minded yet there are no hard and fast rules in art though being true to oneself is a start and challenging oneself if able. HK had to conform to given limitations in first academic Land Arch project so Holy K could learn (her own aim in said project) HK's was by hand and she built a model. She could never return as she owed the uni aprox. $1500, library fines and sporting body compulsory fees, upfront not able to be borrowed, she pleaded they drop them as her Mum had died she broke down her Mum left her nothing. They were unmoved bureaucracy rules.
A friend could not return to that uni as he omitted to withdraw in time so they said all fees were due against him, even with proof of not attending. Departments with small print are hideous and rule all same as the law.
Many in Oz opt for no university education and attend TAFE its so expensive and places you in poverty unless you have some family backing (I had a small amount then later zero) not a boast it is just as it befell.
Anyhow John, En Guard! (except his a bit of a dead hand, sorry, John's art is "usual", mine is extraordinary, HK has insults hurled at her. John's is recognisable as to what it is stands in for so this is a stick up yet nobody can deal with a dead hand and that is the only deal you get round this town. Maybe he is a great guy and in a rush who knows.
Mine is a plan so an unfair comparison. Mine is awesome it was huge. John did include interactive elements (I do as well situational), his were emu feet made of 3 twigs that you had to blanket/emu stitch (that is the part where you have to hang your head down sadly and be benevolent) common in art here and fine though triumphant or building upwards rarely asserted so I KNITTED emu stitches as you can build :)
ALSO: the architect of this building was transported for forgery, I used to be awesome at signatures and not a bad hand at documents most Creatives can manage those it is time consuming and fiddly. As to other works I do not tread on their territories, do collaborate or might reference/riff on etc though I have been blackballed by the unintelligent and boring that is usual here, you are onlu allowed to be a faux rebel, Koons would starve as he would be judged mad and his life choices as weird, balance is ill understood.
Then I went on to Customs House where I was headed first place, to the library, it used to exhibit architecture and design and then found that sign you see.  This is normal.
The prior Friday evening of that weekend I had a guy approach me Crown St, Surry Hills asking directions to Town Hall Library, he was young and trendy as people are round there and I told him to locate a tram stop and alight Town Hall that is weird as who asks where a library in CBD (downtown) is located or anywhere and then asks me or even knows there is one at Town Hall and in the evening what are it's hours and know I will know? People do happen on Geminis or he knew I was Holy Kitsch! as many still remember me, hola? Anyhow it made me think of Customs House so in that direction I pussy footed on the Sunday. Maybe I should try Town Hall Library maybe he is trying to tell me something.
In the past they would have used a cute picture of a guy with a pointing finger making us feel more human-like he would be considered non high tech by current regime.
Not only that in-between times when you cannot swipe it says WAIT well what else are you going to do on the bus? The rider has no choice on the matter though you can spend your time checking out others or listening in to conversations so it could say LOOK SIDEWAYS or READ ME, LOOK AT PHONE, the field is wide open. Pictograms are faster and multi lingual.
Does anybody have an issue proving they are not robots "on loin"? You have have to identify traffic lights or crossings or cars on CAPTCHA but sometimes they overlap a tiny tiny bit to next pic in grid or they are super blurry you are unsure and they are photographed in post apocalyptic landscapes, HK tries more than once.
Izzy se dice "the corazon of the issue is how to convince #anybodyatall you are a valuable asset to humanity, "HK you are def not disposable" furthermore galleries NYC LA Chicago Berlin Mexico City and MAMA Algiers and MASS will love you I am certain, or fear you one or the other, HK sadly se dice "they fear me" nevertheless I am batty I liv in zee rat cage and lost my own crown somewhere.
Izzy is anxious she is currently a part of a new Seven Up of Witches series. Holy K has made a promize zings will get betterz somehowz, somevayz somewherez zee world vee vill findz newz wayz of livingz
Whilst busy with Holy "expert advice" Izzy became navigationally challenged so omitted Soapie Super Star Status, Puberty Blues is NOT a Soapie and Izzy omitted NidA and Holy Kitsch! does not know if Inside or outside a text box or if she fits either.
Text boxes are being phased out on CVs as corporations vishing to employz zee robotz globally haf new scanning programmez invented by zee Maniacz of Zee Univerzes to enzure nobody eez humanz vee are all robotz zervingz zee greater Billionairez purposes (zee most nasty greedy war mongering onez who vant cheaper prices).
Advices is find a job vhere robotz do not appliez and who do not care eef there eez a text box or not ybee or if you are outside or inside the box.  
Artz eez alwyaz transportable and adrezzes zee Localz and Internationalz vee haf vayz of findings zee Arts thankfully for manieacz globally, 
HK is lending Izzy advice on documentation for her miner's licence offering assistance for a fee, she will ensure that the final docs are printable and that the others have no text boxes so long as Izzy can foot the bill on Photoshop and Illustrator the entire suite plus a bonus.
It is highly recommended on leaving school to study Graphic Design az eet lendz the ability to manipulate documents, zat iz worth lucre and vhy theyz are called Creativez by corporations. Decent artists should be able to manipulate a document given enough time and some tools and a table and make the most evil company look half good. Creatives are what a company uses to sell #anythingatall so politicians are frequent users, they do not risk paying Cheaper Prices demanded by the Consumer for something so important same mega mono companies.
Nothing wrong with soapies and NiDA they are good systems, soapies in South America are a sure path to fame and fortune, just being on TV can be.
Nina's parents who are hanging on to The Hacienda Hideaway in the Hunter, yet to be mined and fracked by Izzy with her miner's licence are in the Côte D'Azure as cabana carers their yacht is in mooring because now it is winter there, they do not pay rent. They care take the sprawling cabana whilst owners are in USA rather than having to rent a house in Sydney, renovate it for the owners to increase its value then be kicked out as it's going on the market and Penultimate Goddess Nina's Mum and Dad would lose the Bond that was forcibly extracted as they neglected to renovate the house fully and bring it back to original pristine condition after residing there for 12 months at huge expense.
Whilst renting long term in Sydney the Swedes utilised their camping skills to survive the untenable conditions and regain their Bond, rather than hospitable landlords need to be re branded as the Inhospitable Industry. The Swedes purchased rubber furniture (user prays system) so the walls stayed white and erected their tents in the bedrooms in a bring your own wall and ceiling system. They bought a camping stove to avoid the dangerous looking stove and expense of connecting electricity to the badly wired cabana then put cardboard box lining on all floors. The landlord refused to move the dangerous stove out of the abode as the tourists furniture was now obstructing. The polyester carpet was hideous and attracted dirt the glue was exuding fumes way worse than a packed earth dirt floor, there were no sheep involved. The li-los left no footprints nor the beanbags and as the quarters were tiny they now had room to walk. They bought a rotary washing machine.
They discovered the cabana was boiling in summer and freezing in winter and all windows faced the incorrect directions as the builders did not reorient the houses for the Southern Hemisphere this habit continues from the days of Colonisation. Double glazing is rarely used even where noise is deafening and it is freezing and never triple.
The Swedes are looking forward to genuine hospitality, fresh crisp linen sheets changed daily, being entirely messy as they will return and all will be magically folded and tidy, there will be nettle soup with their Continental breakfast which is vegetarian and kosher for all, one is Hindu so vaguely vegetarian, one Moslem so careful on certain foods not overly fussed and the other Christian she watches her health.
Loads of light, fresh air and a chef's kitchen if they wanted to have an event with friends, the Holy Sheep hinted that that was good bonhomie so why not? Aaahh, the bucolic. The drinkers were looking forward to their complementary evening port, the Holy Sheep said you are welcome when do you want a roast I have a loin?
Holy Kitsch! really did build new walls in the Enmore Rd shop with iron hard recycled timber and installed an enormous antique wooden door from South America. Holy K also built with the same wood a shrine and central table, it left new wood for dead so installing walls is not unknown in a rental.
The State govt has considered the option to enforce all tenants to install false walls and ceilings in domestic tenancies so the landlord takes no risks at all same as commercial tenancies. It is odd how farmers who take risks are subsidised yet retailers, domestic tenants, manufacturers and museums are despised and not considered to contribute to the community at all yet they make up the fabric of a modern city along with artistas, actors, models, cafes, aerodynamic hairdressers, bio-dynamic restaurants, fabo hotels, naturopaths, herbal remedies, herbal cruelty free cosmetics, unusual organic fruit and vegetables, seafood vendors, movie makers, dance studios, butchers, photographers, event organisers, patisseries, designers, engineers, sausage makers with knowable ingredients, brewers, bakers, educational institutions, theatres, cinemas, gyms, childcare centres, expensive French cookware, rocket scientists, Scandinavian genuine vintage Modernist furniture stores, peculiar Chinese Lucky stores, Venetian glass chandeliers, Balinese carvers, magic crystal stores, writers, herbalists, Holy Kitsch!, and much more. The People are being encouraged to stay at home and be afraid by mega marketing gurus so as to buy the tacky.
Tourists do not only shop for labels or Waltzing Matilda, Holy Kitsch! knows that first hand, they also explore and are not always interested in the obvious like catching a tram to Chinatown, thence through the electoral boundary of Surry Hills through to the uni for the students and newly wealthy who live in Chinatown and Surry Hills which is changing, saving them a bus trip and that is one section that succeeds, thence Randwick race track where media and mates invested a lot into cruel horse racing with whips and bursting lungs rather than art as art literacy level here is rock bottom unless you make it totally obvious or have a pretence of sophistication/elitism a person could twist themselves in knots on those points, Council selected artists all appear to come from one gallery only or work in the academies and aim at yuppies and as vote catchers. 
The tram cost is billions next bid and that is just the Chinatown one, the Chinese vote is important, worth it to remain in power indefinitely by showing off a flash tram on an electoral boundary with targeted new voters who they hope are more conservative due to their prior govt being conservative. Then there are those who pour out of the advertising heavy Town Hall train station diverse nationalities. There is another tram to Drummoyne as the cicadas ate Five Dock it is newly wealthy and the govt wants their votes, statistically a high number in private schools and huge number with degrees unemployment very low so Premier would be after those comfy votes, most are paying a mortgage, HK looked up the statistics from the Census. Those who are poor miss out as your vote is worthless as are free radicals and intellectuals btw being in Menses does not make you automatically intellectual, I dunno never met a Menses I do not think they do art eg like below!
The Swedish train stations in Stockholm are awesome like decorated caves and famous. 
Typical train station, Stockholm, no billboards. Note how there are no pictures of the depressed by Local artists. Here all they are concerned about is parking and ameenities, truly I just read a survey, surveys tell you nothing about experience, nature, Art or sensuality how can they?
The Moscow underground stations look like palaces. New York City Stations have paintings and mosaics. Commuters here pass through depressing shabbiness advertising “internet plans” on huge billboards and huge videos Oz is the land of bad ads everywhere. The net in Sweden comes with the apartment building the individual does not pay and besides is low cost.
Sweden is wealthy with well known brands as the government has encouraged quality manufacturing whereas here most manufacturing went off shore along with invention. Employees wages do not differ as radically as here giving the nation a laid back air though freezing in winter.
Precision Springs disappeared as all governments were disinterested here in assisting companies with subsidies usually they talk tax cuts ,thats it. Even then 0 they are for billionairez, particularly as to areas such as the Middle East which was totally ignored as to trade then, unless you were a farmer or miner, nothing much has changed HK's father had to take his own translator to his own stall at the trade fairs, madness it was a minefield trying to bargain with huge oil companies with no Embassy back up so he gave up on that one tried the local cuisine the restaurants were excellent he said. Mum RIP sold remainders of the company spent the money not on HK, the demisters went off shore, Ryde is now only warehouses.
Here some hotels do not have free wi-fi the only city Holy K has travelled where it is so, the State believes "user prays" UK started user prays too thanks to a media mogul same as here in medieval times meaning there were many beggars and numerous poor or working slaves the landlords were very wealthy.
In the Renaissance for complex reasons there was wealth so numerous cats competing and showing off. They were not censored like Holy Kitsch! or in China and Venezuela or hidden nor were they enforced to point at the sky constantly saying it is there as what if the something is elsewhere the cats from the past became inventive. 
The ancient werewolves were often restricted though they still snuck in heaps of info metaphor was important that is why society is wary of us cats we know how to do this stuff.
When times are buoyant as when Holy Kitsch! had the galleries numerous businesses and artistas can exist without cannibalisation leading to diversity much to the wrath of EEE Con Omists and mega corporations who want us to be unholy jumbucks they can sell stuff to us without even needing to try, ie controllable and they wish to dominate the market currently with toilet paper as The People are now so desperate for a quid.
It may be true prices are higher in good times though so is everybody’s wealth and wages and the diversity is fresh air. When the Great Depression occurred Woodie Guthrie sang your “$2 shoes hurt my feet” when prices are too low somebody is losing, everybody does it spirals downward and disparity increases though the power hungry can step into the vacuum as Pinochet did and the Brazilian president with tragic consequences.
Nina's parents do not even need to go to the Tribunal to force the owner's hand to return the Bond on the cabana all they have to do is ensure the cabana appears identical to when they moved in and the garden is well tended, rocky garden edges in good repair so it truly looks picture perfect on the Côte D'Azure whilst Swedish guests enjoy their hospitality at the Hunter Hideaway the Swedish do not need lift a finger unless they cook then no need to clean the stove after and being a guest house the stove is safe and the fuses are modern due to regulatory requirements plus they are professionally cleaned the entire process is transparent and non high tech. Wow landlords don’t make your bed or clean your premises they do "reverse hospitality."
They do the "inhospitable." 
Nina's parents have not figured a way to request guests to do the gardening when they stay at the Hideaway, nor the cleaning and minor renovation costs. Nina's parent's guests do not wake the other guests at the Hideaway with loud all night parties nor park in other's drive ways as it is a properly run establishment and there are state regulations as to how a guest house is run with how many people and how hygienic.
There is one turquoise door at the Hideaway with rough lettering: "HAZMAT inside, property of Holy Kitsch! School of Arts signed Mimi"
There are varieties of guest houses, this ensures the guests are not living in a fire hazard, the walls are not made of paper, guests are not poisoned nor do they have a dreadful accident in the non-Council approved extension and it is disability friendly nor are they spied upon by hidden cameras (it happens in the non regulated they even boast about it small print) Nina's parents as a joke wondered if the Swedes would mind be woken up with a leaf blower or maybe they could just use one all day and drive them batty, babies cry children scream and pensioners teeth rattle when you turn on the leaf blower/hoover. 
Nobody remembers what a broom or a rake is so everybody uses an energy inefficient noisy device just to move leaves around as leaves are considered a blot on the landscape they are the leaf haters as leaves are ugly ugly ugly. The Hideaway staff use brooms and rakes, swoosh, swoosh, broosh brackle.
Holy Kitsch! did not ask even one patron to clean the floor at Surry even Izzy never asked patrons even though patrons paid for goodies they were not enforced to renovate the store or clean the loo.
Holy asked patrons could  they pay the 3 month guarantee in advance but they all said no she will have to pay as commercial leases are even worse than domestic leases in some commercial tenancies the tenant has to install the ceilings truly, domestic landlords are inching on that one backed by the media as tenants are "the scum of the Earth" along with leaves and melon seeds.
Even though the net has radically changed the retail landscape Landlords live back in the Industrial Revolution of coal powered steam engines that enslaved millions in grimy toil including kids then sent many to Oz as half dead cats.
Enslaved Africans died in gin mills for cheaper cotton so the Landlords new plan is to become more stingy and raise the rent higher and higher and building even more retail shops meaning cats are enslaved or enslave others so that some can compete with Deal of the Day or Black Friday which was on fire last year and shoppers who do not care how it came to be as they certainly did get Deal of the Day.
They do not know whether buying Deal of the Day is crook as the Government does not regulate on issues anymore like the unseen and unknown. The media has created a war on staff by lulling us with "tech is better" in the same way as in Animal Farm 4 legs good 2 legs better, well it is for parts of the media as their advertisers sell on the net nothing against the net Holy K uses the net.
The landlords tell her it is not them it is the banks yet some landlords have owned turf for yonks besides if the turf has lost value the landlord believes the tenant pays more and the landlord has the State on side who has the media onside as they all own large swathes of turf except the tenants who might need more flexibility in their wolfish models so all is shuttered that is good for PM and he wants loads of cheap and tacky imports to appease the coal buyers. If we stop buying the tack we cannot sell polluting coal back so he figures and the profits only go to about two people in Oz.
Caring regulations are not Nanny State and stop corrupt practices they are common sense meaning Swedish tourists who love it here can feel safe in their Hideaway so long as the global warming bush fires do not kill them or the floods swamp them all or Izzy with her miner's licence kill us. She is going to mine and frack despite anything anyone tells her, thar is fracking in them thar hills and iron orrrre otherr hills.
If regulations are removed rivers eg USA rivers will become toxic some are already, like India, Mexico and China, not the people's fault companies can just go berko, the people are not warned nor farmers educated its mad.
In Oz when you are "just a renter" weirdly not a "paying guest" you still have to care-take yet are not paid a cent! If the landlord rebuilds the exterior of your rented hacienda waking tenants at 7.00 am in the morning with diamond saws and jackhammers this is considered a just punishment to renters at being just muck for being renters and not even own a cabana on the Côte D'Azure, in Paris the min. domestic rental lease is 3 years and rent has controls, it is normal to rent and doable. They overthrew the ruling gentry and took them to the guillotine, not suggesting sacrificial offerings. In the USA the North defeated the South and slaves were freed took time they were still marginalised. If the landlord installs light coloured carpets you are a gonna.
When Prof Scott visited he was enslaved so he could DJ for Holy Kitsch! though was better than HK and kept reminding Holy to keep the music pumping. He chose to stay in a hotel room it was cute and he was in the the gay district which felt safer and the ambience was non gulag inside and out. The room was serviced, no restaurant though one next door a tonne down the street and he had a respectable living area with a modern bathroom just missing the kitchen, no worries. He did not have to hoover his lodgings before leaving and it cost about the same as a studio apartment in the same district, go figure. If there had been a stove he would not be requested to clean it till it was brand new before departure the cooker would be workable even if an old fuel stove a Kooka and it would work, he would not have to take the ancient collectible ceramic fuse plug out of the wall so the oven would switch off otherwise they will raise the rent as rewiring costs so only hotels re wire.
Better not say too much about the cooker unless you buy your own and lug it around on your back with you as you travel the Planet along with the fridge, printer and washing machine a heavy load to lug and back breaking.
Long term renters (which is normal in most nations except here) never know if they have to lug a fridge, printer and washing machine around there are no rules on that as this govt does not believe in good regulatory rules for tenants so people are littering the landscape with fridges, printers and washers, nobody ever knows when they move does it come with a fridge and washer and do they function? The People of New York City use laundry services or are good at washing by hand like travellers due to the apartments just being old so maybe less taxing on the environment. Paris has rent protection except for luxurious and it is not the number of bedrooms it is square metres. The min rental period there is usually 3 years as people do not want to move constantly and way less own houses in France. Commercial tenancies are different too same UK.
The media hold a poor opinion on Local renters who these days do fall behind in the rent as wages have dropped dramatically since this govt got in backed by propaganda from the billionaire mediaz. They are punishing those who want to succeed and have get up and go they prefer we all become miners, minions or robots. ahem I would like to point out I do not know what beliefs Izzy or Nina's hold as to #anythingatall much anyhow same with Prof. Scott Angus I know he is kind, generous and for a future he writes about that on FB. 
Scott even had a fairly paid front desk staff who monitored his guests and he paid NO Bond can you believe that? He felt well cared for and as safe as anyone can be and swam in the hotel pool too. The hotel swiped his card though never mentioned checking how much was in his account or his job he waz undercoverz.
Not only that they did not move in the workmen at 7.00 am in the morning and tell him they omitted to take insurance out so tough his room with a view was ruined and it did have great city views. He left the entire hotel room extremely messy with scuff marks and the usual spilt coffees. 
HK lived in an apartment with storm damage, the renovations took months with diamond saws and jackhammers, she had returned from a gruelling solo trip thought she had avoided them. She requested she be relocated both landlord and court refused yet if she had broken the lease she would have been liable for remaining rent. The landlord was a white Supremacist she could telly his accent and demeanour as they are fascist, he had no insurance HK was supporting his stingy life. HK had to move rapido she started to literally fall to pieces, all she had was a small reduction in rent no offer to pay for a removalist or an apartment similar in standards. HK had re started her studio against all odds. She ran out one morning freshly waxed and naked in protest terrified, the men were outside the plate glass windows daily, HK could not think to find her clothes the noise was intense!
That was a drain on managing the galleries and her life and the typical anti art reaction you get here its like living in a communist country. Both the museum and major gallery ran exhibitions in competition to HK yet lacked the good manners to purchase from her or invite her in for a talk, perhaps she is not considered "a lady" The Museum was nasty even though they used a skull to advertise except their exhibition was historical, they sold wares in competition to us with zero explanation, would they do the same with aboriginal art? That was bad at Xmas it was in cahoots with Murdoch who backed them. A big bank that ripped off HK badly by doing something shifty though legal backs the Gallery that stole our customers and refused to acknowledge HK as the Board are higher beings whose matriarch donated an enormous amount to Liberal Party last election. That was anti Arts though HK wants to start MINIr outside of that coterie.
In Scott's hotel there were hanging hooks on the wall and there were tah dah pictures, originals even, think they were bolted and alarmed too big for a suitcase it was on the border. In The Brand New Scheme directed by our govt and media decorations are banned, if anybody has pictures they must lean, not hang. That leaves the flickering TV. Scott is coming to Bali to watch the Mexican wedding and photograph it as it is special.
The border is manned to stop the chilly Goths from invading from the inner West and strange death's head hairy bogans from the South, then there are the trance like zombies in the North and drug addicts and underemployed of Waterloo hi Waterloo know it is mixed, Holy Kitsch!ers are everywhere. Scott was unsure which side of the border was best though his decision looked right and Gay Mardi Gras was in town.
Nina's Hideaway has a stove that works so her parents are trying to figure ways to have the guests clean the stove and might change it into a rental after all as the stove is a bit aged and they save on staff thus reducing the amount of employed people here leaving them ripe for underpaid work for dodgy companies or drug mules, the aim is to have numerous underemployed as the working poor as they might buy the seedless melons no questions asked and Deal of the Day.
The Swedes had huge issues reaching the Hunter Hideaway as the Premier of this state does not believe in public transport, they could barely find a way out of the city, no trams all roads said Newcastle or Wollongong only and the signage used no symbols they were about to hitch hike yet no warning literature for them, Lorrcals said do not it is dangerous and it is so, they cannot drive on our side of the road with expertise so their options reduced aside from unreadable road signs and unreadable highly complex parking meters and parking signs, the govt just repeat EE CON O MEE  or terms like TAX PAYER and CONSUMER anti human terms, smaller businesses are vending machines for the government saving the govt time nobody mentions that the unemployed pay GST too as do tourists, some can get that back.
The Swedes decided on bicycles as they could feel the wind and smell the eucalypts that were not burnt out. One of them used an electric cycle.
The trio departed Sydney singing "Våaltzing Mätilda Våaltzing Mäatilda Vouuu vill Comez a Våaltzing Mätilda Vith meeee hee hee hoot whistle I am zee patriot" thanks Pussy Riot and HK knows Swedes personally no offence. They stopped at a road side diner and one used a Disabled loo, there were TWO LARGE BUTTONS...one was black and said LOCK the bottom one green UNLOCK she could read those and pressed the black button, somebody opened the door as it did NOT lock, he was Czech and could only read Russian, she omitted to look at a tiny light that did not turn red, pressed again as TWICE was the go and it locked as the minuscule light went red. Why not use a padlock sign?? Next to the loo was a large button with a sign saying Press for Emergency, OK if you read English and a fully literate adult, it might be the toilet flusher who is to know?? What happens?? Is it a phone?? An alarm?? A lock?? You could try and see what happens. There was no Braille or raised symbols eg padlock raised symbols could work? When the Czech went in he was there for ages. Outside waited a colour blind person.
Cars kept aiming at the Swedes, crazed drivers  in enormous Land Cruisers that resemble army tanks it was super scare HK has witnessed them aiming at cyclists which is ignorant, there were no cycle lanes. After the burnt out section the trio were met with a ball of flames it was corazon stopping thrrunker thrunker thrunker. They were near an estuary hoped it had no toxic algae bloom from overuse of fertilizers with run off and leapt in whoo hoo with their cycles. They waited as the flames licked with a deathly roar, mucho smoke and dry lightening bolts. They survived and emerged with the same colour skin. They kept riding, they had rain ponchos for wet weather who knows?
They had passed through the territory of flames a la Bonanza tland tland nah nah nah nah-nah noticing the sky darker and a greenish hue, the pressure dropped hard to describe makes a person flighty, squabbly. That was when the hail came the ponchos of little use. Holy's fault for certain said one, she sent those golf balls from Trumpism down when she cursed PM, they rained down on Parliament House to remind them the Gods are angry, its HK's mother's curse tlaloc tlaloc tlaloc to remind the govt they have no balls at all along with large sectors of the media.
The trio sheltered in a road side picnic area they crouched under a table eating sangers (sandwiches) the echidnas that gathered with them felt prickly, a stray cow could not fit there was a lone tree they could not fit under the cow.
The govt does hub transport nothing goes diagonally and transport is only where there is an opportunity to increase votes. The tourists had never visited a city where the leaders were banning public transport and despised pedestrians and selling off all assets for the coliseum and high tech gee whizz bang brrrngg, the old one was fine for sporting hooliganism and freeways for cars that are built from metal and why iron ore might be a good mining choice for Izzy as pollution is the nation's number one priority. The Swedish trio learnt in Sydney how to run across the road when the sign said WALK the timing had only been tested on very tall people everybody else runs the elderly collapse midway. You must wait forever first women bear children whilst waiting to cross, who figures the timing, robots??
The lifts in govt buildings were inter planetary instead of a large board saying where all is located there is a smaller hidden one, near that a keyboard, you must type the floor in then run like buggery to the lift that arrives and only goes to that floor so you do not have the frisson of riding with others. The system is not obvious you have to ask somebody. We are not talking exclusive apartments. When you arrive at the very high counters there are only two employees no cooling system or water as sheep and cats cannot see the hidden cost cutting for the flashy road building and trams.
Cricket is not popular in Sweden, nor people in jails they keep having to shut them down as the economy is so robust and people too happy.
Councils, State and Federal Governments and mega corporations refuse to convert to or try the multitude of inventions on the market that replace the outdated methods for road building, town planning, building and more.
The coliseum (somebody copied that name from HK here, how maddening) remains unvisited by them unless there is a cool music event. Not many of those the costs are astronomical for police and drug sniffers rather than drug testing to save lives, the politicians are inbred and hostile.
Izzy se dice a Nina wake up, wake up cough cough cough wheeze oh God has someone an O2 mask? "I have fabo ideas of greatness and power, coal power that is in them thar hills, iron ore too the sky is the limit as to CO2. The birds murmured the bats hovered. 
A bride wearing traditional amazing Indian Huichol embroidery. Grooms in Mexico can wear traditional embroidered vacquero pants with decorated jackets, weddings globally are a time to look spectacular. This grroom has gorrne for fashionable corrral.
HK is helping on documents I shall not ask questions on how. C’mon cookie.” Izzy helped Nina sip her Eyebright tea and Izzy stuck with cat's claw for strength.
Paula  has offered to organise an Indian wedding in Perruuu, we can marry Holy Kitsch! off invite the politicians from State and Fed govts so that they will allow us to frack, Paula will ensure there are plenty of masseuses and guests are well fed, el museo de la futura aka MINIr Museum of Intelligence Nobility & Ill-Repute ©  is on the horizon. Ves! if they have money for trams and billionairez and not us ve vill vind a vay somevere somehow some vay vee vill vinds news vayz of lIrving’s.
Holy Kitsch! put her 2 cents worth in and meekly se dice: "what about the wild silkworm farm, could be a money spinner?"
"Thats hopeless" Izzy se dice: "what are those rocket launchers the tenants installed what have they got to do with silkworms? We need a mountain of money."
Jeff Koons has disguised this rocket launcher expertly, thanks for educational purposes
We can’t afford Perruu either it will have to be Bali. We will look for home stays for the politicians we can stay in losmens we will be brief. HK can ask Agus to gather Ketut's family together and use their mesmerising skills in dance and gamelan so they are confused as to where they are located we shall say somewhere round Peru and Mexico hide all maps, they will never know the difference they have terracing in Peru and numerous resorts both places.
Do you think they can manage footstep loos you have to squat? Nyoman can take them on a motorcycle to the beach the traffic is hell these days as every tourist wants a huge car and  the island is so tiny, we can double on the motorbikes they ought to talk to the Greek Islanders who restrict traffic coming in. Bali could experiment stopping cars entering the island from others so the island is pleasant for all including locals. Many cities are gradually banning cars unless electric and   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phase-out_of_fossil_fuel_vehicles 
This pic is a 50 lane highway from China merging to 4 Hong Kong, globally having status owning a car is bad we have run out of room it is a burden on people and the planet. London now charges for entering the city.
We can slowly introduce all to art as Holy Kitsch! wants to open her museum. The politicians are unused to art of any kind much and decorative is a problem we can all work on this. We shall call it Aztec arts and crafts to them and oh how do we make it all look dull, that is impossible, Mexican art and Balinese is not ordinary?
The statues are difficult to hide, we can say they are the remains of lost cultures and pyramids where bloody rituals once took place with lots of curses and cryptic messages till White Man came to save them all. Barong looks like Tlaloc so some of it is easier.
The pollies were taught at school plain is best and look at the sky and keep asking us to look as if we might see God but maybe if God is in the sky then God is also elsewhere.  We can put Mexican throws across the jungle surrounds and they will ask why the Balinese/Peruvians have not entirely logged mined and despoiled the landscape. Fortunately we all have low carbon footprints so plane travel is not selfish, Holy Kitsch! being a non driver is super low Izzy and Nina are vegans, all artists in residence were so.
With this hi-jinx Lexie, Alice, Alex and and Prof. Scott Angus decided they were not missing this one for quids and coming along for the ride. Shiz is still in a secret Locale and kidnapped. There have been no demand notes as yet from her, the aliens or her boyfriend.
We will need to kidnap a handsome prince for HK the wedding will be fun.
.... Brief run down on goings on Bali:
They love Pondok Swastika in the jungle with a deep rushing river, swastikas throughout Asia are a good luck symbol nothing to do with Fascism though the pollies think the swastikas mean fascism and said "home at last". Took awhile to convince them to swim in a river as in Oz we sell drought stricken water by the yard and underground rivers to the Chinese Government and large consortiums and put coal mines in beautiful World Heritage reef areas and wetlands due to stupidity and greed it is global.
They asked the Balinese why they had not sold and dammed their beautiful rivers, so embarrassing for us women to hear, they just kept looking stupid so we kept apologising. The Balinese own all their land though they can lease. 
PM and Premier tried to convert the Balinese saying "I will show you the way rapture, singalong with Scottie ooohhhh aaaahhh woooh Economics is god" these Balinese cats resisted and continued with their offerings though rather afraid of these visitors who just kicked the offerings away as they were busy goose stepping through the pondok now, the Balinese were used to all types of tourists and pretty hardened.
"High tech, click cling veeng whizz bang" went the Premier, "roads roads roads rrr rrr rr brrrrrrrr tring" vote for me tring. Rapturously arrrgle, Hitleresque went the PM, grongle "on loin". "Pecans" thought the Balinese.
The Balinese cats se dice: "where are you going?" Brrring tick vrooom rrroads clinngy se dice the Premier "on loin." They asked her why she had a barcode on her forehead she replied that it was not a barcode it was the "concerned look" she had been advised to use for the public since the bush fires she has trained her eyebrows. The extra wrinkles between just miraculously appeared from God as a result of her repeating everything is For Sale she is now ready to be swiped. The Balinese could not help but notice she also resembled a wayang golek wooden puppet. Oh HK se dice that is because she is a puppet of local and international billionaire companies buying up hospitals and former public housing as investment also Murdoch and other media here. She jumps to whatever the main media players demand as there is a global effort by certain billionaire think tanks to dismantle Democracy so that corporations own everything and call all the shots. The nation she hails from collaborated with the Nazis so she already knows the ropes and the puppet masters are pleased. Hospitals transport and water. We will lose all our rights as they are anti government. Our Democracy like Hitlers Germany is turning into populism with a loss of human rights.  
Shopping was confusing for the politicians, they had never gone shopping in the streets in their entire lives and asked the Balinese why they were not buying from wealthy "cheap for you" monopolies "on loin." They had never visited museums either, only war memorials this was a challenge for all of us. They could not bargain normally just bully and disliked everything on sale, they were pleased to see so much plastic and useless tack which is all over the globe and at the local market places, "home" se dice. They were surprised at the lack of homelessness and suggested sending some over we all howled "Oh no" and drowned them out. When asked "where are you from" they chimed back, Flat Earth, we are Flat Earthers brring Hail kerching, see Earth flatten it, mines, dams, roads name it we will flatten someday somewhere somehow kertrring blingo."
"Eeek" we all replied.
The Balinese asked if they wanted carvings of banana trees, they look identical to real banana trees with art and nuance the pollies refused and wanted something all white they were awfully hard to please just kept repeating "Rapture Rapture groggle boggle meinkampf brrring urkle economics". The Balinese made them an all white small banana tree finally they found that to look fine though thought buying art was a waste of money we should all shop "on loin" only with mega mono companies who utilise the underpaid for max profits it is NOT FOR so called consumers it is FOR the mega billionaires who do not care about us one fig so why are politicians handing them power?
Hitler did that too its common in totalitarian societies, a monopoly largely rules the news here, they are self regulated rather than have an independent outside body making decisions free of corruption, the building industry regulators had something done so recently buildings have begun to fall apart, without separate regulators, people representing small and large groups in the community and more the rot sets in, everybody needs to be in a position to bargain their position, if they are disempowered then bodies are set up so they can be represented too, that is how it works in a functioning Democracy we were not born to be ruled by Economists or the more greatly powered.
The government of Oz had the police raid news offices here, traditionally in a Democracy the press is free to publish unless down right hate speech, regulatory bodies ensure that news does not become propaganda with lies being published.
Art is considered separate as it is commentary and can use hyperbole, sarcasm, fiction and more and is not hate speech, think Shakespeare (some have said racist) could have been humour as he was very clever, societies do not tolerate racism as it is not just, we can mock or use irony as a means of discussing all kinds of issues.
This is in contrast to totalitarian societies where all is monitored by the government with zero regulatory, non partisan bodies which normally guarantee freedom of speech, the freedom to bargain collectively and freedom from lies plus safe building practices safe working conditions clean drinking water and clean rivers. If people die from toxic waste or get sick they should sue that will wake govts up.
The artist Ai Wei Wei was jailed for revealing 3000 kids in China died in an earthquake due to corrupt building practices of schools, the govt claimed he owed tax. It is common to bully the messenger particularly where freedoms are curtailed.
Here the advertising industry does not have an outside regulator either it is self governing, go figure, same with police, same with judiciary meaning too much power within those areas weakening Democracy.
Artists traditionally find ways to talk unless they are an arm of the government or in a political situation where they are gagging as in HK's case, it happened to Van Gogh too with his intense gaze at nature rejecting niceties and industrialisation a cruel blight it shocked William Blake the poet and artist so badly he was having visions which then was considered normal amongst the enlightened.
The politicians bargained really low as their belief is "the meek should starve" and they were taller and bigger than the Balinese. Wayan replied "Cheap for You". They were not that interested in skateboard art either, popular in Bali, the Post Modern or Traditional Art, they are entirely art illiterate.
Scomo is so backward he does not realise J Pollock is now considered to form a part of history and is Modernist and very valuable they even tried to sell that asset in Oz, they are bad news when it comes to culture you would not have known Pollock happened here.
The PM and Premier searched for the plain "this is way too complex" se dice. The Balinese thought well this must be the lesser educated species from Oz. Time sweatily passed we had to ensure they did not encounter the resorts for comparison so waved more throws as they whizzed by to buy, took them to the local Mexican joint they never picked it for being in Bali, actually there were carved skulls everywhere in the shops, on the streets for sale. They ate Mexican Fusion food it was innovative and fresh HK thought she was in Oaxaca.
The pondok was blissful with staff naturally it was properly run so daily linen changes and full clean up with no spy cameras common in unlicensed premises it occurs in a deregulated environment different parts of globe Oz too.
Holy Kitsch! had cameras in the stores and signs alerting cats as that was a retail outlet not a domestic setting and staff had to remain safe from the junkies using the needle machine two doors down or mad customers that would intimidate HK. 
HK asked if it could be situated outside a hospital so if somebody passed out there was help but that was too sensible instead it was thought a matter for charities well maybe too yet the issue is more complex counsellors can work from a hospital base.
The geckos went torquay torquay torquay toorrrr (there is wind down note at the end), crickets chick chick chick and frogs kodok kodok kodok noisy. The politicians were hopeless at aiming at the ground level footsteps and were unable to wash their own bums actually could not find them using both hands, they were sweaty the Balinese those cats are cool as cucumbers it drives you pecans.
When Scomo stepped out from the kamar kecil and mandi he had a fish in one hand, poo in his hair and his pants were half soaked and twisted
We screamed out "you have to use the water dipper"
"Is that for bathing, what bout the fish?"
"they eat the mosquito wrigglers in the reservoir, do NOT bathe in the reservoir of water. You should have just stepped into the cobblestone partitioned outdoor area and had a total splash down, throwing water around is the best fun, wow you old farts ahem guys are sure slow better still is sloshing water over each other.
Here cats bathe twice a day, morning and after siesta them cats all look sharp strolling downtown, buying corn at sore (aafternoon, lateish).
There are over 80,000 samples of mutations on maize kept in a seed bank USA so you see what we get to eat is really really narrow, many are no longer seen corn originated in Mexico they even have blue corn. GM corn is separate and modified so foreign corporations can use highly toxic pesticides that normally would wipe out the corn they have a high sugar content, when foreign corporations took over farmers were displaced in Mexico so they were easy pickings for the narcos. In Bali corn is eaten with chilli sauce from the street vendors same as Mexico.
You are allowed to pee in the "shower room", get the entire room wet after so its super clean.
Use the foot steps as your poo loo, divest pants, wash yourself well with water afterwards use your left hand, NO loo paper, enviro friendly and bum friendly. Wash hands very well and now you are polished to go. This is a luxury guest house you know! They were unaware that inside hiding was a Marxist escaped model from Any Warhol, once alerted Wayan carried her out still crouching and placed her on the verandah, everybody comes to Bali.
Thinks "lucky I decorated everything with Mexican artefacts so he does not know where he is hope he does not catch on about the loo not being exactly resort style with a bidet, he is soo fortunate to be in the jungle, what a luxury."
The Premier disapproved of siesta though she disapproved of everything, sourpuss.
Kretek (clove) cigarettes could prove noticeable and are headily aromatic, we placed a total smoking ban surrounding Pondok Swastika and in the village when we passed through, oh dear now we have to buy extra cigarettes to say thanks, less people smoke than former times so it was a small expense the cloves can stay in the desserts and main courses.
The State Premier's forehead looked more like a bar code daily. She disliked the forest peeking out immensely and kept drawing up plans for freeways, cement, golf courses and tarmacs. Do you want a tram going through here" she asked."what about a football stadium a sure thing for votes we can build one right here". "Oh no" we shrieked in unison. "What about you sell your temples?" Eeek we all shouted.
Izzy walked in birds hovering above with a groggy prince. "I found one," se dice the birds swarmed and murmered around Izzy.
Paula was off talking to the banjar donating to the older women Mexican embroidered blouses. This village was traditional so the grannies were more comfortable topless. They thoroughly checked the blouses as to who was better at embroidery them or the Mexicans. Some still had heirloom kebayas delicately embroidered, most modern kebayas are bought lace used for temple worship and formal occasions.
As for Mexican and Peruvian textiles there was great talk in the entire village on the art of weaving and natural vs synthetic pigments, secret knowledge, we had other Latinx textiles too, everybody inspected to see what was hand woven what was dyed before weaving and more, some still prefer a back strap loom in Mexico, I do not think they use those now so often in Bali.
HK handed out sombreros for the paddy field workers as we arranged all to look perfect. Holy Kitsch! handed out bikinis to the naked bathing women in the local river in case they were seen, The women se dice "I thought you meant sandals you mean we must wear these? they now resembled "Instagram Influencers" with those togs once they figured they were not new thongs. We suggested they make their eyebrows heavier. This river was
A secret artist from the studios Casa Don Juan in Mexico painting a Luis Vuitton luggage piece for their new range. Couturier brands pride themselves on high levels of artistry and workmanship non slave and pay for quality. That is why they are respected. There is a dispute as to which family owns the set of symbols Vuitton utilised. Thanks to Mexico News Daily photo educational purposes. This is typical of some embroidery Oaxaca herrree on a printed porrplin an everyday blouse probably done by the girl herself. They appear to be lapis earrings
fast with strong currents the politicians had never swum in a free river that was a real luxury and with no garbage juice run off or plastics.
The washer women washing in the river we left as is, they were just doing the washing for us all as you do if you are paid so your clothes look the best ever so long as you brought washables, the PMs jacket was a problem, it took hours of ironing and nobody was sure if it would be the same.
The PM could not figure why the villagers had not polluted the river yet and why it was not dammed. The tourists are working on this we said and great care does need to be taken of so many precious areas in the world including Oz as the world is fouling its rivers lakes oceans and streams and decimating forests, in Mexico foreign or local companies simply do not care and do whatever they want its tragic their rivers are toxic like rubbish dumps.
As we were in the mountains some spring water was available, we were faced with the plastic bottle dilemma and just had to accept them until HK said lets buy the metal bottles and have Agus engrave them, beautiful souvenirs. Plastics are choking many rivers and streams in Bali particularly with numerous tourists its global.
In Mexico drinks come in recycled glass its thicker and bubbly still plastic is everywhere there clogging up rivers and the sea. The world is in drastic shape no time to talk about Economics there are tons of inventions you guys are from the Dark Ages wake up.
Paula found a chef though he did not know Mexican food, we said does not matter they do not like anything at all it has to lack flavour, we have to somehow vacuum out the flavours and spices so it tastes like boiled sponge rubber they eat meat like they are animals only.
Just leave out all the herbs spices, soy and fish paste. Corn pancakes are a goer, a tiny bit of chilli and they will not think they have left home, plenty of guacamole, we have guacamole ice cream here too and grow vanilla though its origin is Mexico it is more valuable than silver.
Oh darn it bring on the whole roast suckling pig it is a wedding (Hindus eat free range pork in Bali usually for ceremonies) in Mexico goat can be eaten instead. We included roast grasshoppers both Bali and Mexico do those with chilli. Indonesians eat fruit salad with chilli and salt same as Mexicans.
Hold the smoked duck the head and feet will put them off. Small amount of rice and no red rice, black yellow or brown home husked just white and polished, has to be tasteless there are 45,000 varieties of rice and Indonesia has aprox. 200 Bali is famed for traditional rice it is slower growing than introduced new species that crops quickly Bali rice has a more complex flavour, very edible. Balinese rice is pest resistant and has nuance, there are no rice shortages so slower for a slower world sounds better, to taste real rice is awesome.
The more boring the food the better for this lot, as for fruit it will scare them, they are used to controlled fruit sizes, little flavour, no blemishes and watermelon with no black seeds so long as it does well on the stock exchange. The fruit sobbed. The rambutan cheered up when the PM shouted Eureka at last I found some balls (ahem, excuse language he has none)! Rambutan means "hairy one" in Indonesian.
Orangutan means man of the forest and they are decimated due to the decimating palm oil plantations. Do not eat that stuff it lurks in many "fun foods" and cheap cosmetics it is higher than normal for terrors and cholesterol. The Sumatrans used to revere orangutangs advantage has been taken of their poverty. They are keepers of huge knowledge on building techniques, the forests, weaving, eco awareness, dancing, their entire culture. However nations are more interested in a quick buck as are many people who are left in ignorance about art ecology and ancient traditions. Orangutans were considered sacred with their gentle beings certainly not for hunting by "Great Western Man" or for transplant experiments aarrgh! Not all things the West has done is bad. In Malaysia, Borneo the same catastrophe and the Penan have lost their land and clinging to shards of their culture and knowledge.
Here some poor scared baboons tried to escape a hospital's scientific experiments, they should be in a forest. In New Guinea huge mining companies rule so locals are no longer able to figure which is the enemy and even fight each other as their culture goes down the gurgler. Some are trying to breach the border near where Scott was staying others have decided to try the Valley of Pokolbin as refugees they could be the Rascals.
We were pleased for him. We were unsure on the large crimson bananas Scomo will feel inadequate. As for the durian it will scare the knickers off the Premier. We did serve mangosteen, the Premier se dice "sorry no, as for fruit it gives me a pain in the pinny"
Scomo tried with great economy then commented on the yellow spots! We chimed in "there is nothing wrong with yellow spots same as lichen" he went ahead ate the mangosteen collapsed into a zombied comatose like state as we all did.
When HK woke up she started to sing"I want a hippopotamus for Xmas, only a hippopotamus will do, oh what a surprise when I open up my eyes and see my hippo hero standing there" Agus se dice tidak apa apa we can carve and decorate a baby size one for you, say the size of a small pony. "Woo hoo a hippopotamus and decorated so cool" se dice HK.
Much fruit in Bali as in Mexico is traditionally seed grown meaning numerous fragrant varieties of the same fruit with complex flavours, fruit being small is not a problem nor being big or spotty the fruit is happy and so are we nobody breeds them to be extra large some like jackfruit is large already and excellent fried with free range chicken.
HK has watched gardeners grafting fruit trees, that is a skill.
We told the PM and Premier the complex enormous, some painted, carvings eg Garuda the bird headed god, Saraswati and many more were really really ancient and the carved doors on Pondok Swastika created by Jesuit priests. They kept trying to convert everybody, we just looked away and covered our faces in shame, the Balinese were patient.
Scomo said if you join my religion you will not need to make art anymore, just give us all your money and you have paid for you heavenly ticket, our religion is Eee Con Omics and started lecturing again on how to be even poorer whilst he became richer and he pointed at the sky.
Nyoman se dice: "Mt Agung is a volcano and the navel of the world we call it North we orient everything toward our huge sacred mountain it is not there to be conquered, is that what you are pointing towards?"
The clouds cleared and there it was, grand. "The world sits on a giant turtle and you know what is under the turtle swimming through the universe? Turtles forever. We have the same God as you and lots of what you call, saints we are happy with our awesome and complex religion and culture it is who we are."
Agung se dice: "yikes do I have to marry her?? Her teeth are uneven and her nose is, well less usual for me and why is she so humid, it's like a heat" Holy se dice: "you look groggy and I do not know you though you have great teeth we are both no longer spring chickens"
Peter Saul, USA. Sorry unable to locate title, some Balinese do have curly hair btw
The head of the banjar stepped in and suggested Holy Kitsch! stay longer as these two need to get to know each other. Agung was relatively western though his responsibility is important looking after the cycle of ceremonies of his temple so no way is he coming out to Oz aside from a visit, that was fine with Holy K but she had to get used to and learn a new culture if she was to live in Bali so needed a time space warp continuum and told Agung she could not support him he replied "same me to you." That was settled.
Holy Kitsch! had brought a lot of Mexican goodies and donated to the village all was fine on that though she was now super broke. The Balinese were unable to figure why women were unable to find a male partners in Oz. HK explained the males are largely bodoh in Oz not all, they just do not commit. if you are Greek with an ancient Biblical and dramatic name you stand no chance as you are considered to be inferior too Democratic and the butt of comedian's jokes HK is looking shabbier lately.
The Premier and PM loved the monkey dance and thought they were back in their religions.The Baris (warrior) was a winner then  Film clip shows the Baris, you can watch versions on YouTube each dancer different thanks to film maker and performers/artistas some slower some more flamboyant as this one is, different sliding eye movements, hand movements, legs feet arms entire body raised at times etc, also the other dances, same. 
the Deer dance, the Legong, Topeng (mask) and so on into the night discussing which was best the helicopter mosquitos stayed outside eeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee as we had the ceiling fans going full pelt hrarnnnk,  thrarnnnk,  thrarnnnk, plus burning incense and mozzie nets. The geckos torrrquay torrquay torrquay torrrr ate some of the swarms of insects. Bumble bees berzz berzz berzz bigger than thumbs in the day and moths as big as books at night. The local dogs sound like coyotes a strange cry hooowl hoool. Roosters in the morning ruok arouk aroooo the birds maintained circling Izzy the bats trailing Nina though if she looked behind her they hid then another thlunker.
We explained the Barong was Ancient Aztec and that he was Tlaloc the Rain god, nobody minded. Anything inexplicable was Ancient Aztec, we had already persuaded all local villagers not to wear sarongs that was expensive they had Western clothes as well anyhow.
The Balinese men holding hands each other same women was new to PM but we could not stop people holding hands. He disapproved of hibiscus flowers behind the men's ears it was too joyful and wary of make up on actors, his religion is plainus extremis.
The PM lectured the Balinese who were asleep on the shop floor in the afternoons and at desks, he puffed up like a toad and went red in the face on that one and ordered them to stand to attention, combative. Lucky he was just passing through. We kept them away from main tourist areas so it was easier to control outcomes though swarms of tourists are common in areas of Mexico and Peru we were aiming a combo both nations.
There were so many paintings of Frida around it was unbelievable, still some miniature painting Balinese style though none so beautiful as the one the last removalists lost/stole/broke last time HK moved they were hostile.
This is how finely balanced HK is. This sculpture by Gabriel Rico, Nimble and sinister tricks (to be preserved without scandal and corruption)was on display at Zona Marco show. The critic Avelina Lésper´feeling intense antipathy rested her cup on it god knows where and it shattered she believes it felt her vibes. Very Mexican.HK had to throw out most of her artista work she kept good ish records when she closed the shops as she had no room to store them thence entered the darkly and the deeply and the depressingly sob sob boo hoo shiver brrr brrrr wail and was so sick with grief blubber  about her art and her business HK stopped creating altogether as she is despised in her own nation she frightens the "elite" who are ugly ugly ugly ugly, she was not corrupt nor second rate at making art that was her mistake. The competitions were fixed well before they announced winners and the private galleries only wanted borrrring old songs and stuff that was about how much more can I stick on and still say nothing. 
Trruuly the shaking still returns HK can just end up wringing her hands it is mind boggling to lose everything, corazon and life and having set up a studio and with no immediate family bar what was now an ex business partner with his own enormous and personal battles who was disintegrating in terror from bullies and child abusers/abductors with evil intentions and from HK as they were at odds and both in poverty from a nasty environment that is scared of the clever.
Holy had stopped painting once before not long prior to starting the stalls as she discovered she was in enemy territory and swore she would not give those nincimpoops one piece it was pearls before swine, "give em muck" said Dame Melba, though she prob did not, all that work and starvation down the drain, might as well not have bothered no thanks round here for certain did madly start up art making again then had to close shop as the Conservatives (Far Right) came into power, it was not just the net throwing shade though one well known mega mono company USA "on loin" vowed he would wipe retail off the map, why? and with garbage "cheap for you" "slave shipping" and a horrendous reputation as an employer (they use timed slaves below union rates as "customers demand slave labour") so there is another to curse HK can use, things are bad enough for HK as it is he is donating some of the billions he made from the poor, same as slave owners had fave charities I guess. UK now has a slave owner in power Murdoch is Boris's slave, bow bow vow vow.
The locals asking PM "where are you going" entirely confused him and the Premier they replied "we are going in rapturous ascension to heaven you are not so there nah nah nah nah nah nah" Eeek the Balinese replied. "you want transport mister?" we all replied "already sorted" as gamma waves hit us all!
The politicians were not used to the women in Bali being the budgetary gurus of the family and the main business owners so instead kept lecturing the men who could not figure what in hell they were talking about as budgetary deficits was not their domain and said well we can take you to the banjar they might be able to help you and we have a cremation on in next few days is that any help? They are big budget and important to us. The politicians eyes lit up when they heard about a cremation, excellent there might be some people from our electorates we can hand out political and religious tracts "how to vote for me me me me me" cards. Cripes thought HK, too dangerous the Balinese will be in sarongs, a ton of people there we will find more distractions they cannot hand out religious tracts and how to vote for Screaming me me me me's cards.
We took them snorrrrkelling so they could see how the ocean floor was like being inside a pair of lungs or environs of a giant living body, they wanted to pull the coral out and take it home and preserve the turtle shells we all se dice "banned."
They went burble burble burble spasho. A Balinese asked them how many children have you got and were impressed on small families "ahh family planning" as there it is publicised two is enough, just a suggestion it is not policed.
At night we had the local kids let off home made fire works so that they thought the narcos were having a gun battle. This was hard work! All for the museum (and the ahem cough cough splatter ) fracking so we can get the museum first place and HK's art work to an art friendly Locale.
The pretend wedding
 A typical wedding in Bali, for educational purposes HK School of Arts. Note the spectacularrr embroidery and weaving. 
went down well with massages afterwards (more expenses for us, down to bartering exchanging Mexican wares for services, HK offered more Fridas and eyebrow enhancements.
PM and Premier wondered why the unusual head-dresses at the wedding, we said "Orthodox" our magic was working on them. He wondered how you singalong with gamelan we just replied "ancient Aztec instruments you can humm" We found some Balinese who played unidentifiable guitars
at a local nightclub we surrounded the politicians in case of slippage as to recognising they were neither in Mexico nor Perruu most night clubs are similar globally, all happy.
When they saw a parade of Balinese women offerings on their heads going to temple we were very worried then kapow se dice" ancient slave practices here, these slaves are going to ruins to build more ruins" ceremonies thereafter we labelled as "slave rituals (no offence here it was desperation) the Premier was super impressed that slaves were still used as she was aiming the same with new high tech Ec o no Mee ss "on loin" slaves, slaves everywhere, slave slave slave slave. They had never thought of bum washing before and still found it novel, they were used to having dirty bums and using pristine rain forests to wipe their asses.
We suggested the pore  enxoistenting and sweat meditation to help the Premier stop sweating "on loin" that encouraged her to spend some of her own lucre instead of ours we pointed to how chilled the Balinese appeared, "cucumbers" we all chimed. Hmm the Bali fresh brem wiped them out so we then tried them on Bintang chasers, that calmed them down more though PM kept blabbing about the New Path of Ec o Norm ics deficits and surpluses. We were deficited for certain.
A quick escape seemed best practice so we headed off to the airport a hundred times better than Sydney airport which was sold for a song now it must make a profit so instead of a utility and area for tired passengers in transit it is the equivalent of landing inside a poker machine, this is the new science, nothing can be a museum, art, music or utility even water unless it is making a profit same as a poker machine meaning places of transit and other utilities are deteriorating quickly as it is difficult to serve two masters at once, one side loses. Passengers are left miserable and in response buy toilet paper as the govt treats the people like shit unless they are in a marginal seat.
The new Rightists think that is very funny as they fail to understand diversity in delivery of services and more, they fail to understand beauty and they only know monuments which are obvious like new roads, Hitler built the autobahn. Public transport is not considered public, so NSW sold most of it and the electricity system watch out for water the New Right do not think drinking or any water is a Human Right and it is true in many developing nations that it is sadly scarce in China despite looking grand they have yet to sort out clean drinking water and Human Rights. Services are becoming worse either way. It is ridiculous to convert a bus into a poker machine as grannies and kids cannot afford that it shows a lack of humanity. Same with hospitals. Already some private nursing homes are neglecting patients. 
We arrived at the Poker Machine, ahem airport in Sydney the signage was awful people pointed at the plaits in the Premier's and Scomo's hair se dice "Bali" We could tell we were back by the tissue wrapped appearance of people at the airport.
Meanwhile
at Nina's parents Hacienda the Swedes have arrived feeling refreshed in their bright room serviced by qualified hospitality staff who are hospitable one is Wazza, she is the front desk and "meet and greet" tourist info. She has a totally Oz name though in fact Thai and really long plaits which looks great in Pokolbin gives her a German country air leven if she does have black hair she does not know about Izzy and forgot about Mimi's besides there is a sign there so no es una probema.
The Swedes are chilling out round an outdoor table munching on free range chicken schnitzels (schnitty in dialect) drinking blue pea flower tea Clitoria terneata put lime juice in it then pink HK used to sell it.
HK sent some once to the office of a Diablo she unforunately fell for he seemed interested at first though there are zero opportunities in Oz for the avante guarde. He was a headless rooster lost it a times back and manners now just feathers so it was pearls before chooks. This always happens here so after a time you lose that will and Joie de Vivre we are all born with so much potential yet there are those in this nation who prefer the dull every time leaving the avante guarde broke that is what is meant to happen. No sense of ceremony or fun even if disinterested a polite playful reply note would have been in order and what a gentleman from EU would have done it sucks here it’s a dead end and blind alley. 
At least the tourists can be totally messy and hey presto it is all clean in the morning!! At the cabanas they get a freshly cello packaged toothbrush made from bamboo and vegetable origin bristles and a herbal pack of body wash and moisturiser in wax sealed refillable glass bottles and there is a bidet as the girls are cycling all at once this is a real relief and they do not have to be concerned about loo paper balls of lint in their bum cracks and more or dying forests btw they asked for an extra bed, they are good friends not happening in relationships they feel at one with nature. One is experimenting with her meditation app sigh ahh ohm Mahné (gee he was fun, lucky I met him when he was at Holy Kitsch!) padme ommmmmm.
They peer out toward the soot blackened sky and Holy Macaroni "hey dude I see the Doug Wheeler installation, 1969 Environmental Light, for educational purposes HK School of Arts
light the Holy Sheep is a'comin' let's rise up I can feel it in my waters" se dice one, the Holy Sheep appears, rustle rustle rustle with her corona and offers them one, they decline for today. She offers them a loin but they are disinterested as two are reading with laughter Holy Kitsch!'s porn text, soo funny they exclaim how refreshing better than Sweden they wondered if H. Weinstein would be interested in producing it, might be a money spinner yet.
The third Swede is still ohhm Mahné (sigh) padme ommmmmmmming. One ceases doing Tai Chi in between reading and se dice: "do you think HK is giving birth to a hippopotamus after all that has happened to her, I thought she was past it?" The others shrug as the jumbuck is munching ignoring how she has been converted into “pure blood en chalice”se dice "my legs are steel springs"as she bucks and se dice "see told you I can still make a buck." (sorry, groan). The Swedes empathise as feeling dragged down rather as to nether regions, they ask the jolly jumbuck if she has algorithms she advised they check the phases of the moon for Spring. HK did checking the night sky regularly and so cycled with the same phases each month, it happens, just try. her humidity was way too high for any individual and her electric lightness, you know those zapping incidents were suspicious as to Being. Baaa baaa goes the Holy Sheep.These tourists prefer drinking organic free range milk or herbal teas with their lunch as many Scandinavians drink milk instead of alcohol or fruit drinks or water. Locals are surprised at this custom it does not bother them To be individuals.
They already heard about The Big Virus and when not drinking herbal teas drink milk for extra health besides though that talking sheep with a corona sure looks suss offering sheep’s milk and sheep’s cheese too so do the birds above Izzy. 
As they gaze to the horizon they catch sight of the swarm of birds buzzing and murmuring they swoop around in geometric patterns and folds around Izzy. Not too many metres away over on yonder hill. She is bargaining with one of the rascally Locals who is a land owner and offering him beaded skulls. She has other beads too. Hmm the tourists thought, Izzy asked us if we wanted to assist Brigade Holy with museo and more I wonder what she is doing over there? Marchon, marchon citoyens they hum to themselves. 
Izzy has disguised herself as Dot  to confuse the person she is dealing with about beads she is planning on making the underground schist into Swiss cheese the ground water so important to drink and use on crops will be poisoned but according to the New Order Big Business is way more important than humanity there is a minority of billionaires in the world in think tanks toppling Democracy as we know it they have a private agenda most are unaware of that has nothing to do with Democracy. “Moon craters that’s what will remain” se dice Izzy. Big Business pays Well for the very few so The HK Brigade are throwing scruples to the wind.  Let the cats starve like in Third World Nations, poison the rivers as has happened in poverty stricken oil rich African nations and in Mexico.  Let the poor die as many do in USA due to privatised health systems that Obama tried to change. Kill the poor feed the White Supremacists they are dismantling Human Rights and environmental protection globally zat are zee very higher beings. Zey  know better. Turn zee world into a garbage dump with poisoned air. Only sheep  who know how to manipulate computer tracking and spyware vill succeed. In WW2 it was computer punch cards that aided tracking Jews. The mega wealthy companies backed Hitler in his scourge on Human Rights. Now it’s anybody of difference particularly as to Human Rights of the individual and ecology are terrified. All be bullied with spyware and more leaders are religious extremists. Has anybody noticed religious extremists barely have festivals or icons or ceremonies or anything at all maybe just sing it’s like culture is left behind so it’s boring and tedious. They are strict about everything and from the past. High turnover mass produced more and more same stuff cheaper and cheaper using expensive advertising coal will help turn the turbines Izzy chanted.  Eek hoot whistle went the Swedes. Strange how Oz has tourists from all over EU, Singapore, Taiwan, Thailand, Hong Kong and India yet does not advertise those places wonder why? To be...... altered and continued
Nannies are highly qualified unlike the recently imported blonde sex slave from France by our govt. In Australia Nannies are Early Childhood Educators as in most First World Nations. This means they had to learn the Rights of the Child and child psychology and pass exams. They had to learn how to communicate with a child and not to bully or oppress the child and allow the child to invent and be free to discover. There are various levels of attainment. 
Holy Kitsch! is not paid by any brands mentioned above, just happen to pick up on what's going down, could omit them though aside from name dropping brands do exist HK is always unsure of this matter.


Noni Daniels: Lone Boss, artista and ahem Co-Founder Holy Kitsch!

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