Epic Cabin Fever© it rambles might finish it in some manner few threads need resolve

Posted on October 14, 2020 by Noni Daniels | 0 Comments

Intro: Apologies to Ed Spiegelman on his cartoon book Maus of which HK was entirely unaware. She has been going to bookstores forever and not seen it. It's about the Holocaust theez eez about HK's Crews ade. Maus looks like has great insight we do not see much critical thinking here in the Arts
Free speech and censorship are serious issues eek
Censorship is the suppression of words, images, or ideas that are considered offensive and occurs whenever some people succeed in imposing their personal political or moral values on others or exclude others (aside from hate speech). The Arts and media are over centralised we only have one view point in Oz. In the Arts due to corruption and lack of funds as to media due to lack of spread in ownership. Censorship may be as simple as the manner in which a subject is presented or attitude. Here we are being exterminated by subjection to the "Quiet Ozet" and in the media "Nasty Ozet." Our media is ruled by Tyrannosauruses who are cronies of the Libs. 
Excluded is hate speech (non ironic), where a real person has not agreed to be depicted in a photo (excludes a broad range including humour and news) or racism  (non ironic). The more freedom the better or it amounts to suppression of free speech. 
Sedition is an area that crosses over to censorship delimiting of Human Rights and Freedom if a "law and order" style government is in power using sedition laws against katz who are protesting and calling for others to protest and object to silence them and make themselves appear "strong" it is a bad sign. Many nations with few Human Rights use sedition laws heavy handedly and arbitrarily an example is Hong Kong or India, others in SE Asia too it is global. 
eg fiction stories are protected so that:
if a person writes a murder mystery that does not mean that person is a murderer. If they went to the police and then invented a murder story that is real life and a dangerous lie the other is fiction and Art. If they encouraged murder as being a genuine option that is hate speech though authors and visual storytellers can freely discuss all issues. Politicians are not artistas, making up facts is dangerous for us katz and doigs zey are voted to lead vith care thought and strength.
Lies to police occur in police states, ask those escaping totalitarian countries or who are black in USA or here #anyraceatallotherthanwhitecolonial.
Holy Kitsch!'s art and words have been suppressed commented on and censored in Oz you might see her in USA if she does not die first as she is being hounded by descendants of those who nailed Christ to the cross whoever they were. Eet eez very dangerous here for her az what she sez can be used against Third Parties to their detriment simply for knowing HK and to herself. Ve can only hope opportunistic pestilences die out so as she iz not imperilled.  Mongrels use silly clauses in the Law we all lose our Pussy Rights same as China Brazil UK, Boris and USA Trump noe gone for good lets hope.
Additionally the art world in Oz suppresses free speech it is probably not intentional simply their values are way different they have never bothered questioning them there is a very particular viewpoint here, some subjects arise due to the benevolence factor a strong force in Arts scene Local along with sentimentality and HK can be quite sentimental theirs is a blind behind which they hide. They have a different aesthetic to HK so she always thought there was something wrong with her though her travels disproved that and wider reading.
This is the most HK can say and still protect her small freedom and privacy. Remember Murdoch was born here and has overseen alterations to Democracy Local UK and USA  spreading his doctrine internationally through toadies, think tanks and Wōden News. There is no freedom here its heinous and the leaders here are murderous. As to Arts money “the roin in Strine falls moinly on the ploin” 

Preface: I began writing this piece in sheer desperation and disempowerment. As some of you know HK applied for a Doctorate at National Art School. Not only did they reject her application they were downright rude, they made her wait interminably life is short what do they think I can buy back my wasted time and effort? I tried to gain some idea at the outset the so called supervisors were too supercilious to talk with even though that was what you needed to do in desperation I knocked on their offices that was a bad move in their eyes everything I did was a bad move.
The reason I applied was I had a strong body of work I did not know where to take it.
I had tried local comps but they leant towards an aesthetic I cannot sit with and so I failed and there is corruption. Their politics are far right and the Packers wield enormous power plus a few other players with bad taste. Oddly though Far Right and works being on the market they are in denial of their commercial potential talk about how they had to confront themselves can’t figure what a middle class woman from a middle class suburb does during this process same the male artists here they are so goddam ordinary artists have grappled with trade vs meaning since antiquity get a life.
I needed a studio and I wished to meet my overseas peers I was also sans a lover most people meet partners through their work so it seemed like a path I was unhappy being single yet Oz men had rejected me as I owned a business and incorrect racial typology, besides you can't plan meeting another like that and tradesmen here are largely awful for some reason apparently I am supposed to think them hot same with a few other typologies here the field id narrow.
When I travelled first time quite young and I told people my design and management background and successes I was congratulated and met new people readily never here lucky to meet anybody at all. I tried a little backpacking did not like it so that made life difficult when I was younger and travelled and most hotels were full of families or just older and boring, same now. Different in developing nations often you can stay cheaply and end up meeting at least some local people.
When I applied for the Doctorate I commented Jewish people were pretty thin on the ground I’m pretty straight forward and there appeared to be only one kind of viewpoint going down a nod towards Muslims was permissible.
I wanted to investigate why Oz failed to make any kind of impact in USA though I was not attracted to many artists here either it was a good thesis and I thought oh well will give me a kick start as Holy Kitsch! online had lost its excitement and diversity for me nor generating enough income I was hemmed in as my work did not fit Holy Kitsch! only a tiny amount and I desperately wanted to meet new exciting people not dull.
They were abominable they treated me as if a junky it was disgusting I had done nothing untoward and was certainly passive, they took out a banning order as I knocked on their dumb offices I was too ashamed to tell anybody at first as others might think I went berko.
It still makes me feel bad like I am at fault. I tried telling a magazine nothing nobody cares yet they say they are for Rights. I emailed NAS at least 5 times apparently that was way too much for their delicate temperaments they should try running two galleries. I told the door bitch I was not much good at conforming seeing she was the only person I could find as a point of contact I was assured they were used to a broad variety of people it was a lie.
I had approach their offices obviously madness had commented that why was one of their Doctorate students doing such a literal take on an old murder story seen reprinted at an Easter Show. She was doing a violence against women thing and the murderer was Italian, definitely not the same race as her which was Anglo. I said it fitted well into govt policy and appeared silly as how would she know fully the background why bother and how would we know the causes obviously bad according to her as horrors the man was Italian it was literal and dull, not even compelling like In Cold Blood even then unsure I would do a series of literal paintings.
The teachers there were bullies just as I remember when I attended that school they are a pack of colonials so in desperation I just started writing. I wrote to them too they took forever to answer these people act like nazis if you ask me. They told me I did not unpack my paintings well I thought that was their job they used double speak to obfuscate they were bastards and the art they support mostly shite I do not care for any of them.
Every time I have returned to Oz from travels sadly I have met obstacles this has meant more than one breakdown-ish I truly become terrified on returning how many Holy Kitsch!ers have that happen I wonder?
Fortunately I have often been very creatively self employed madly this counts against me as I have not built a boring corporate CV that ticks boxes. To be as independent as I was when only 20 was extremely rare yet there was no reward long term for that design work and management and men here not interested in me I was with someone it was not ideal yet few choices here both sisters faced similar issues quite strongly. From the owners  of the fashion design business I learnt extra tricks in business my art already in place knew business from my Dad too.
I have read it can be tough for US artistas well they do not know tough all would stand zero chance here the buyers are boring and the shakers and movers from the 19thc. Most art here is didactic or decorative and bland! Holy Kitsch! worked so well as we knew all the issues already we could not stand the art scene here either and decided against tasteful!
Art will never be taken very seriously here I no longer wish to have anything to do with local scene except through this site ticking over. All I can hope is that I am reincarnated in another nation so get a second chance as my hard work and excellent intentions were wasted here a long time back. To all Holy Kitsch!ers you are excepted of course and have been very supportive thankyou
Discrimination of even slight difference here is extreme I should not have to state this and it will make no difference here its entrenched. You can be fun or depressed that's it there are no other categories lol! Everything I have done in Oz I have had to work extra hard for as well as see my own concepts stolen then told to be a good sport and not have any of my accomplishments acknowledged yet the art world here is full of women saying no more house work we are feminists ra ra da they belong to same group that rejected me I see no feminism just the privileged taking advantage of their super comfortable positions who lack insight or Joie de vivre
I find this nation to be highly intolerant and when it comes to education secretive. I cannot start at the bottom in art again that is mad yet that is what I am faced with, I did not even know there were opportunities overseas everything was top secret when I studied the teachers were in competition with the students and played faves. This nation has stolen my life yet I was never lazy. Lucky I did Holy Kitsch! though the guts of it gone now we relied on difference and it does not really support my practice better than nothing and I can write on the site the difference part has been mostly gutted.
I woke to the sound of a bicycle chain, I love that sound so kinda low and dirty so crunkly  and clackery as each spoke locks in. Here comes fDemocratic Rights as the day wakes itself up the birds tootle in the trees as I dream of cycling the perimeters of Central Park NYC the hum of traffic in the distance squirrels hopping round me Oz now a dim nightmarish memory.
The phone rang, Izzy is back in town she is bi country and gee is she looking depthless? See above pic and she resembles Princess Grace of Monaco, in a fashion.
Izzy resides mostly in Los Angelos, her Darrrd is an Amerrrican citizen she does cinematic works and she has way more future there se dice: "Though I lurrve my nation of birth."
USA makes a huge income from the Arts as an export as there has usually been a fair amount of experimentation going down and there was a big surge of refugees post WW2 that the Arts gleefully absorbed and the black population changed the face of music and dance in particular. Latinx a constant presence and influence in numerous ways and hpw many discover their ancestors might include indigenous?
One film Izzy is considering will be about how a PA has relationz with everybody in town a crews ade. Germaine Greer when she heard about this se dice: "was it good sex?” The ghost of Michael Jackson is appearing especially for his fans in this outing just hanging out as we all miss him
Izzy ex artista in residence and Holy Kitsch! School of Arts and director of a Trop Fest Sydney entry Phenomena se dice: "Since working in LA I just have creative juices all over my face it's so exciting" also " When I am acting my soul gets all over my face". One recent film she directed was horror about a woman who has a triangle for a head,  Placidyl (Or the Dairy of a Madwoman) HK sadly missed that outing. She is currently in a sequel to another movie an Oz production Occupation, difficult to keep up with such a star there she is jazz hands!
If you dislike a person's race, beliefs, sex or politics no need to vilify them publicly or legally it is a fine line. It can be easy in politics, entertainment and Family Law where passions run high. Nor should you be able to critique their art via the law. Via Family Law where HK was born cats rights are trampled they ignore the International Convention on Cats and Dogs Rights they tore it up zay are zee zalami zlicers. 
The marginalised have no hope as they are neither besties with legals nor can afford assistance. To be ordinary in my nation is to be superior.
The judiciary are frequently women, that should not be an issue except zey are old nothing wrong with aged, non Holy Kitsch! hags and the men are warlocks  The hags beavers have healed and warlocks dicks dried out all hit with zee "ugly" stick believe zee mother cat eez The Virgin Mary and Holy Kitsch eez evil, zey are zee sour pusses and nazty dobermans nothing against dobermans. Zey haf worked in bureaucracy for so long they can only speak in page numbers and clauses. This is against the UN Declaration Pussy Rights. They also believe an aunty, grandparent or de facto unknown uncle is of greater importance than Dada if La Momia says so and hugely greater than HK as everybody obviously is so far for certain. This is because the rug rat returned home saying how fun her day was with HK as HK is quite playful and makes up stories. This infuriated an aunt who is a trophy to an aging ugly solicitor so she had to persuade the Mama to leave the husband so she could present a rug rat to her new catch having nothing better to offer as she lacks talent on all fronts she also wanted to be the rug rat's bestie dogs go berko about who the rug rat favors its competitive. Maybe as the aunt looks Greek, she claims Italian, she can’t find a partner here that’s common still no excuse for rug rat robbery and attacking HKs art being responsible for HK slipping further downhill how ugly is that?

In jealous retaliation the rug rat was interrogated and forced to nominate faves she is only tiny she looks to Mama and Dada for guidance who are very big compared to her the Dada tries to not scare as much as possible as we are born with that common humanity and learn it. Nowadays the Mama can utilize spiteful coaching on how bad the Dada is or HK it confuses a rug rats emotions who felt fine till then. The court has been stacked by the alt Right they are taking on China as a good role model for Pussy Rights well many Chinese disagree so how come? They are hugely sexist in this nation and only believe zee female pussy. Its like Germany WW2 here when it comes to motherhood it's scary.
The mother or #anyoneatall can slur HK unknown to her and HK's freedom of movementis curtailed as she is not a Mama nor an aunt as such stealing her Catty Rights that is OK in Oz as persecution of Holy Kitsch!ers is normal ask aboriginal people what it is like an issue HK discovered is that she is worthless. Numerous Ozets dislike her successes stretching back through time causing HK's entire life to be misery and Holy Kitsch!ers. When she designed clothes everybody she met told her they could design too and way better she cannot figure why all her life as soon as she announces something the reply here is that person does that and way better and their mother and father too. Not only that as she has an art business same as Warhol what she accomplished is not counted as Art firstly because she is HK and does not fulfill the criteria set by competitions and grants she does not conform to any known criteria for artista she was told it is written in concrete somewhere this info supports hobbyists who target her in their vilification she is devalued as being nothing. Also zee l'i  rug rat forgets who HK is and HK has been vilified so thoroughly she would be scared if she met her again it is criminal and does not strike HK as an upbringing of good values and knowledge of humanity. Fancy punishing a rug rat for enjoying herself that is too cruel for words
They are rabid loons and not worth calling pigs snorkles. Zee court system resembles the roll callz at Nazi prison camps and crazed dobermans think that eez normal! Zey riffle endlessly through wads of meaningless words that favour the powerful zee male moggies want to emasculate other male moggies eg black people USA and aboriginals due to jealousy and the female moggies want to emasculate all males due to being sexless and estupido zey do not haf puzziez. As for HK they endanger her life continuously in Oz they would rather she age have no partners they wished that on her long ago and she die asap except Holy Kitsch!ers who must be facing similar issues HK heard there are plans afoot to burn her at the stake.
HK was as well accused of being small on purpose.
Rumours are all imaginative cats are dying in Oz without reaching their full potential due to ordinary moggie's vanities. Vilification is illegal under Cat's Rights though we have no Cats Rights charter of our own though should adhere to the International agreement as Oz is a signatory to it which was crafted after the horrors of WW2 to ensure Democracy ruled.   
Papacitos in Oz have none of the Rights in the UN Declaration on Fritz Rights which are equal to the mother's this is never automatically granted as it is a police state and solicitors will tell you and those on the ground AVOs are given out like Bunya Bunyas ignoring real issues happening with the marginalised and that moggies actually do sex.
Assault cases are criminal and need to go to court, they are provable. An AVO grants no right to a fair trial, no Legal Aid for the poor and are impossible to defend as numerous rely on acting and hearsay instead of facts they are undemocratic. The one who brought the AVO gets free representation from a police solicitor. The results are tragedy. It also ignores the rough and tumble of all relationships not excusing violence here but in relationships feelings can run strongly both ways.
To fight for custody each side has to prove the other side and their fiends are garbage as was once done in divorce not funny for HK nor the rug rat who always loses out rather than gains as in Oz the mama pussy is seen as omniscient based on reading those cheap books that Ray might read and I do know that R. Crumb def does he reads any rubbish he can find I am told if it has thick booty.  
Aaron Cockman from WA wants a Royal Commission into Family Law after his ex wife and kids were shot by his father in law who then shot himself. The entire family were known for violence not the Dada yet the the ex wife's Dada spent $100,000 to prevent the real Dada, Aaron from seeing his own rug rats as guess the father in law loved his own grown up rug rat yet overlooked that bond in witnessing what was occurring he wanted the rug rats for his side of zee family only when it comes to rug rats everybody wants to be the rug rats fave it can be a vanity for some as in the case of the father in law. The Dada lost most custody yet all wuz lies. Now he has lost his rug rats forever RIP that is truly tragic.
 Here it is populist to say all men are violent and controlling when it comes to custody and this is a macho nation even if a very huge proportion are LGQBTI+ it is zee nation of zee plain and boring even at art school eet was hard work to be dull enough for many of zee teacherz.
We have a sexist society so male cats in Oz are considered violent and must be macho out shearing the sheep, drinking, mining, burping or screaming horrors be like Clive Palmer eeek aarrggh urkle run quickly his wife stayed due to radish. Men do commit strongly when they marry same as women it is not by accident both halves thought each rightish for procreation at that moment and making some kind of a life together whatever length of time rug rats resulted even if one or other has a change of heart the rug rat is not an ornament or piece of jewellery it is cruel for a parent to coach a rug rat into disliking one of the parents and teaches bad judgement skills they will become ice addicts statistics have shown.
Everybody has the capacity for love. Since we became katz and doigs we have known we can create rug rats and most of the community cares about them or the entire dog and cat race would never have happened as nobody would have cared.
In cases HK witnessed bizarre relatives have more say so than a Dada that must be very recent in the history of cats and dogs except where the Dada was unable to Dada or was bullied away. 
Ownership is a huge issue in Oz to want to greedily in a stingy manner own everything stinginess and greed go hand in hand stores that are stingy here make mega bucks it's come almost to point where there are only high end stores and low end the middle disappeared due to stinginess. Zee courtz agree and back zee parent who haz zee mozt money. Eef zee Dada ran out of zee money he is villified as he muzt pay for zee rug rat zame az going to zee butcher. Eef he does not treat the rug rat like a lamb to be auctioned he is villified as eet eez only zee highest bidder when it comez to rug rat rightz zee concept of richer or poorer doez not occur in Oz for anybody. 
Zee perzon who can buy zee rug rat and legal helpz after villification of zee ex sexual partner can win. Zee aim on purchazing zee rug rat eez to manipulate zee rug rat for life theez can be achieved by getting on side vith zee relativez what a waste of a good life.
In HK's case though her mama did not know it RIP she competed with her own rug rats for zee Dadas attention and set in motion crazy jealousies between zee crazy sisters and which side to support in an argument HK felt she had to support Mamacito az a rug rat you care about both yet it zet up zee child hafing to take zides lending mucho inner conflictz she made a good roast dinner.
Papacito was adored by all my friendz making Mamacito even more jealous he was very funny.
The current laws and attitudes encourage misogyny. The mother is seen as the only one with a bond with the rug rat  obviously due to The Immaculate Conception .
These attitudes hark back to the days when men were men out swashbuckling and dragon slaying drunk, a distant figure of heinous discipline. When the break-up occurs zee lioness (it can be the lion though he rarely gets main custody in Oz) then adheres to a belief in entitlement to cubs. Sexism needs to be thrown out to see clearly and the boxed nuclear family. She wants to be the home keeper yet if poor to middling income that eez not possible. She wants zee man to swashbuckle as being artista here is considered weak unless its high tech or about male bonding war or whatever, zee art scene here eez hideous and not worth it except Holy Kitsch!ers.
In zee caze of zee marginalised male moggies are often badly disempowered if out of work or in a poor job leading to societal ostracisation. Poverty creates lioness bashing in a society tilted toward the standing of who the lion is in a household and the village and is why in nations like Mexico femicide is more  common though cartels have a strong hand in that one. Zis does not mean that all poor people bash each other btw.  Zee lioness might ask vhy iz zee lion not more macho if zhe zees him as being too artistic in Oz.
Sometimes zee Mama's mama wants to move in theez eez also bad, sometimes eets the Dada's mama alzo bad. Friends and relativez interfering haf opinions too. 
In a minority of cases the argument about zee rug rats can have awful consequences as all are stuck in zee entrenched narrativez which were probably never fully believed first place just dated tales of Vikingz returning to radish. Once the argument starts there is no stopping it.
Zome are using theeze wormholes to commit rug rat robbery.
It must be 50/50 all else is peripheral unless very very highly provable as to a parent being bad, not hearsay or coaching. No third party has equal time to the Dada that is cribbing.
To accuse someone of being a control freak reads muddy even if zee man eez an awful mansplainer and you have had it with man flu. Maybe the accuser is the controller not the accused it is one more tool for one side to rug rat nap zat eez zee goal the war of the sexes. Eet appears the law is designed to disempower dogs and why black men are commonly in jail USA.
If a woman is too unusual in Oz she is also endangered by the law all must stick to stereotypes or they will be emasculated or if female they get a beaverectomy.
Zee murder of rug rats, it is called revenge filicide, eez equally as common by lionesses as lions in Oz and in South Oz more lionesses than lions commit it by a good margin, hmm odd, South Oz is odd everybody jokes about that and how many murderers there awful.
Eef cats can see past sexism and look at zee totality, laws vould change for the better. The rug rats are outside of troubles within the relationship no matter what. A voman 2019 een Qld drove herself and zee l'il rug rats into an oncoming truck zey were all killed, the Dada was only allowed supervised visits by zee Family Courts eet ees hideous and zee laws must change rather than rug rats being zee bargaining chip, now the Far Right are supporting Dadas zis is crazy it is like them supporting the use of cannabis it is not a Right or Left thing look at Sweden lives are being lost particularly through male suicide all sides of Parliament need urgently address this issue as does the judiciary who need to throw out bias. Who invented supervised visits some old ex jailer or governor from 1800 with no huevos?
The tabloid press makes a fortune here on others misery as to marriage, priests, kids sex and more and the crooked are using bias to shore up cruel rug rat napping saying the male lion is horrible and ganging up on him. This can start on boys from a young age the pressure is high and unfair equally on girls the pressure to stay in line with other women's viewpoint is strong as to what being female is. In Oz it is shocking for female artistas and HK, it would take forever to explain. A part is the belief in Oz that women have to be tough and macho same as men are supposed to be or for women a wilting violet.
Perhaps if HKs late younger sister’s ex-partner was able to effectively fight for Chenoa, hi Chenoa, much that came to pass may not have including HK's sister's alcohol dependency though she lacked the ability to carouse as she wished as she manifested as quirky she had few choices so could only aim ahem rough trade as the remainder available to her were either too dull or found her unacceptable.
Maybe she would have had to shape up under fairer laws the Dada would have had some influence on events in the rug rats life and she would have felt pride, HK tried as usual powerless and Mama supported her financially, HK remained independent Chrissy used to always come to HK for advice early on.
HK now is half dead due to being dragged in on unwanted and other pressing issues unless it is from root canal therapy, she has been reading about theez or zee glue chemicals from zee cheap carpet. 
She protested passively her rejection at a local art school for a doctorate who dared then to have an exhibit about violent males well these male moggie actions towards HK were violent such hypocrites she mentions little as zee mad cow rug rat napper may use that as ammunition HK needz Vavoom to assist and Guadalupe. She was hoping the Doctorate would find her a lover and give her a studio now she is older again so hope gurgled down the plug hole. Gurgling makes an appearance later.
Izzy is a forrrmer Arrrtista in Rrrresidence and managed one of the gallerrrries whilst Holy Kitsch! trrraaavelled, shipping too, she is an acclaimed member of Brigade Holy who are advising on Holy Empresa el Museo Gangstar MINIr, prospectus, the Bikini Files, Holy K en las  Galerias y los museos de la Cuidad Nueva York, Los Angelos, Museo del Palacio de Bellas Artes la Cuidad de Mexico, MAMA Algiers, MASS USA and Beyond (y mas) and checking on notions at Mimi's Haberdashery Notions and Mercer’s over at Penultimate Goddess Nina's parents Hideaway in the Hunter Valley, Parish of Pokolbin which Nina's Jack of Hearts uses as his hideout whilst performing yogic aura increasing exercises so now all is quite huge and HK thought that bat was extinct already Is the beast in difficulty, where is Nina's boyfriend? Is that Nina's boyfriend?? She told HK he is also known as Blue Beard aaarrgh does she know?
Nina's parents started the Hideaway after mucho hard work, previously they owned an unusual super cool ice creamery in a small town the competition were super jealous. Whilst her parents renovated the competition burnt the business down prob knew they were underinsured as they were half way through building so loose ends, they lost their expensive home in Balmain which was their guarantee, everything tragic.
HK knew a guy who owned a trawler he had heaps of flack from other trawlers as he complained about outrageous regulations eg no loud singing on board out fishing at night he was alternate, he was found caught in the nets under his trawler could have been misadventure as you must check them they do tangle, we wondered as small business is hell. He had a lioness who was petite like the three sisters except she had truly enormous boobs larger than HKs, she could not find clothes to fit her we all found it amusing. She did the sensible thing and became a pin up girl she enjoyed the fame. It is difficult to find cool clothes in Oz if you have big breasts and wide hips with narrow shoulders and a small back do not know why or who they try the samples on.
In this nation one has to wait eternally, that's what people truly do here. Schools, academies, law and Artes call outs are enforced waiting like claw dealers profiteering on the clawless. Holy Kitsch!ers have lives we do not need to wait but these people are like boils and herpes in our cultures awful pestilences wasting your short term on Earth.
HK was a living art installation entirely self funded the downside was being inventive and not crook and it being of nil importance on a bio or CV for any future Artes adventures. In this historical period art making has become codified in expectations and role models and is in need of dis-rupture, that is what artistas do wherever they lived on the planet.
All HK has encountered is sheer jealousy many talented people would be aware of that issue. It is normal in Oz to cut a person down who is as awesome as HK so most aim for mediocrity. Her painted installation at Lindfield she was forced to feel ashamed about so even though she knew cats with the money to be a patron of that project they were useless lacked foresight and had preconceived ideas on the "correcto" path of an artist gnash and weep and were ageist.
Once pussies reach 40 they have 3 choices here if single: heal up, become a sex worker, die or become a lesbian (am being extreme here) no offence Holy Kitsch! dykes or if you prefer the word lesbian which always sounds to HK formal not always not all bad. Holy Kitsch!ers who are also Kings, whores, Queens, trannies, conejos, not forgetting Holy Kitsch!ers in themselves, New Age men not your fault either as to women it is the media and lack of a broad culture in Oz stretching way back many want big muscular he men like the ads or ancient and rich, LGBTQI+, people who do not feel white and those who are not white, black is a colour cats, Polacks, spicks, wogs, bears who repair and floozies who are actually enjoying themselves so you can see it is not a nation to want to be in if you want the good life looks are deceptive but we are all cool if Holy Kitsch! this means outside of her art she is still single and she hates it and her ex business partner does not want to hear about it as it only makes him feel even worse for knowing her in the first place after all everybody else thinks she is hideous she should have gone to live in EU ages ago as she has not faced the same issues there now she is probably too old and cannot even afford facial surgery nothing radical just minor so she can keep up its competitive out there debilitating poverty is creating an HK in looks that is less competitive she keeps finding books on how to find acceptance at rejection does Ray read those too?Just wondering really, nothing important or anything like just daydreaming and all.
Thanks for educational purposes kawaii photo Catherine Opie 1993 hmm can recognise that era though the photo is longer lasting. 40 inches x 29 7/8 inches this look is fine for the MINIr Multi Galactic Rave'n so long as she is wearing something somewhere aside from her tattoo and she must wear a mascara even if minuscule, do not think Opie would object to term kawaii, does have a Early Renaissance look about it or ahem Gothic. She might be the cello player very Man Ray ahem Ingres.
Nobody knows what to do with all that really cheap manufactured "hot sale" tackiness around except mainstream media and their "believers" not saying it need be banned HK has bought it. Modern E CON O MISTS love "high turnover cheap consumer goods" as cheaper prices is their aim so they can suppress wages and mould meecies to their evil means. In an undifferentiated market where the only remaining attribute is lower prices pangolins are left only with prices as a point of difference meaning all slides down the gurgler, quality, art, imagination, fair pays, happy lives except for the madly wealthy who can choose anything they wish, its communist. Reality TV shows are so badly done they are made to have “fast” appeal prob with market research done prior or reading HK to discoverz what otherz are zinking! Sorry HK is not a great fan of them, she switched off around about then.
That is why USA and other nations used slaves, to keep down the price of cotton and sugar it kept the owners wealthy and the remainder of the population calm as they could afford now to buy cotton without the need for an increase to their wages nor need anybody give anybody Democratic rights. Fruit here is cheap due to guest workers being paid $3.95 p.h. it gets so competitive for farmers they go out of business, its communist and Third World thinking. Meecies do not know slave labour was used on their food or goods there are no watch dogs. Governments need to take the higher ground and regulate bad practices. They won’t as they worry they will lose power yet leaders are supposed to lead by higher example not be a crook and give favours to cronies that is autocratic and nepotism.
You are less lucky if you do not have the political power of tyranizers in Far Right "think tanks" globally who are stealing Democracy daily unknown to you all, the laws in most States have been changed to divest many of their Ratty Rights. 
Document thanks Banksy another ex artista in residence HK captured him, he escaped from HK’s Tardis, super loofah work keep it up. After his escape he painted a memorial to George Floyd and Black Lives Matter it has corazon, a black ghost hmm or black wrestling mask he needed it. Banksy then created a maquette out of carved radishes of figures pulling a slave owner statue down, UK, re-imagined state, the slave runner looks to be a black person being lynched fortunately only a statue. Interesting his last words were "I can't breathe" thinking about Covid and pollution.
Last HK read he bought a yacht to set sail on the Mediterranean. The ship is manned by volunteers and large enough to rescue refugees and give them safe passage a courageous act. Banksy not only has corazon and la alma he knows how to depict that successfully. HK likes Mexicana in their depictions of corazon with la alma.
HK likes Banksy as is he is politically sharp and creative. He did not start out with a CV he made it by himself, an exceedingly difficult act these days not in the past where you had benefactors, clients, distributors robust sites of worship  and patrons. There is a moggie with a heart shaped life saving ring depicted on the ship you can just make it out.
These days being artista is like applying for a position in a government office you need a ridiculous CV that does not really say you can do the job at all well or not and therefore disallows difference, dissidents, political commentary and being fabo well thats what its like here.
Jen former artista in residence se dice: "the chillin' reeled in horror after visiting HK. I tell you, you never know how the half lives it's a real eye opener she's tryin' to take Christ off the cross or doin' something to Him, her Tardis is littered with thrrows it's a rubber room really, she’s gone feral trying to ahem cough cough, plait er puss and she was so humid I had to kick those filaments out of the way she is delusional. All that, what does she call it she shills, "Holy Quiche" on the walls and she has a giant skeleton boning around what sort of gerbil lives in a crypt I ask you she must be a real pheasant sitting reading Camoooo. She said she is touting Jerry Salzer's manifesto bought at the evil book store to Mexico dining out with Isabella and familia searching for tips How to be an Artist " HK will do anything" se dice HK  "just tell me Jerry", though Jerry thought that sounded crass HK se dice "what page is crass on?"
Isabella said Jerry's handy hints might improve HKs opportunities though she was fine thanks very much she can't be ask't doesn’t know what us folks get up to, it’s all a mystery to ‘er as to the Arts her family are doin' fine and all, "gangbusters " se dice Isabelle a HK. 
HK is positively Medieval fortifying the Tardis with hilarious vintage all of us must walk sideways for Ijan it comes naturally as Ijan is a vampire already difficult for those who do not identify as model vampires can tell you. You can't swing a cat in there. I hear she's only getting petite cash and some of Robert’s Crumbs she’s feeling tart about that already It's jam for hallowed kitties I say. She is demented if you ask me bearly decent in a straitjacket is she on the lam? Lost her Obi wan Kanobi I would say this nation ensures tramps like her will end up sleeping with hobos due to lack of choice already all she had on the table were horses doovers, las croak-etas des las frog's legs à la Pepe the Frog poor Pepe was unable to withstand the alt Right, HK is being kind to amphibians. She’s breeding frogs yabbies praying mantises and geckos for her frog park people will visit on damp nights and can feast on them after. If something does not work soon for her she says she will end up like her sisters so it's about time someone did something as she has done everything on Earth and that is still never enough must be waiting on her demise. how come she is so inept at finding a decent lovr it is making HK really depressed and everybody who reads this are wondering why the people she has brought into this story are so inoperative  HK can publish this as it was exhibited then stolen in a heist and smuggled overseas, only have photos intend to build a model, it goes downwards there are multifarious native grasses and tiny cast iron bridges across the small moats it covers a large area say a large local park or two.  It had crickets too, St Andrews Cross spiders giant stick insects praying mantis beez a'buzzin' barkin’ spiders yabbies so delicious hard to find in restaurants, rams horn snails, small fish, earth and grass dwellers that predate on pests. We can use mosquito baits for stray mosquitos.  The lamps were tall sunbursts of burnt and alight large faux matchstick heads all conceived on an A0 sheet of paper took ages to colour in by hand and apply the ink as the work is fine and fiddly. It is called Night of the Yabby. 
There was a suite of chilly sauces plus plastic sandwiches and she was busy smoking grasshoppers. I had to eat out afterwards I was so hungry I could have eaten the asshole out of a running rat from there it's a Long Way to the Shop if You Want a Sausage Roll. Did find some Weiss Wurst with black pudding then finished with spotted dick coupled with jam roly poly, oh you know a Swiss roll though was more like a dead man’s arm, oh dear avoided the Dirty Jeans with the Thunder Cheeks not my style! I found some Fritz the whiskers made me cough. Then I took a walk with Meghan's used black dog Pula, I am looking after him as he is on vacation from her and Harry, unsure why they gave him a Rumanian name, I disapprove of vampires and Goths since meeting HK. 
I wouldn't give her a brass razoo even if you paid me. She said she was incendiary about the AGNSW.
Harold Ancart,  Untitled, 2019
Oilstick and pencil on canvas, artist’s frame, 101 x 161 inches – 256.5 x 409 cm for educational purposes, HK is not a copycat! A striking painting, he uses oil sticks yet he works them as if brushes, he likes the resistance of them. HK has an interesting conversation with this pic.
So glad she’s unable to get the new $25,000 grant from "taxpayers money" as a vote buyer to already wealthy private  building companies, I forget when I last paid tax I use Creatives Accounting dot com. Booorrrral is one crony of govt ex Lib Party, director will rake the moola he directs Channel 9. Murdoch paid nada, how clever and exemplary communists to get away with so much graft.
Lemurs like HK are obviously not going to spend $150,000 or more on renovations they have ghastly taste.
She deserves only woolly cakes and is an awful  burden on society her vote counts for zilch and her art is shite I laugh at her being single and getting older. We need embedded Nationalists who are Neat Lean and Tidy. To think thrips like her were ever allowed to make a profit till Scomo got in and without even his help she just paid the toll it’s horrifying people like HK are allowed to spiv in this lovely country of ours.”
Above is Jen’s Nouveau Brut pied-à-terre at Maroubra squeezed in what is currantly ahem a hot croissant amongst the who's who of Maroubra, the A listers. The pad is designed by Czech company Formafatal and Refuel Works. Jen se dice: “for our Regen Projects we are taking inspiration from Brazilian architect Paulo de Mendes da Rocha marvellous govt if you ask me. Fixtures will be rainforest timber as I dislike going to those awful recycled wood providores selling exquisite corpses of timber in the local favelas urkle and I dislike sustainable timber I mean who uses mango wood or sustainable Guatemalan wood whose people are attempting to save their forests? Thanks for asking me about my paintings. Aboriginal works are going gangbusters international market. I have a good tax minimisation scheme so I am earning well under $100,000 p.a. the franking credits are useful as is the dosh from being the landlord, feeling pretty laid back these days life is good totally in love with my German tourist boyfriend a genuine hot dog he's going to stay. He says he agrees with Britney Spears' father HK def has multiple personality disorder el se dice: "Britney has too, lock away HK she is bad to the bone zee brains appearz fermented zhe should just be shilling beans or was it peas like Trump, Scomo can count them later. HK is spreading the word on Britney's house arrest by her Dad #FreeBritneySpears. Though HK so far OK ish she has heard Britney still stares to scenes of wan swans. German tourist se dice: " Fantastisch, she wails at winsome women swooning at wan swans swimming in sodden surrounded swamps fishily. Ahem sorry Britney it is only rhyming madness nothing personal. Hope she is OK as under court orders who knows can she be given electro shock therapy? Can she be so highly medicated her life is a torturous misery? The bathtub pic of hers is an unusual choice its very introspective compared to all other pics. The thing is as she is barred from having a voice none of us knows for certain sounds very Gulag.
My late sister was under court orders I released her they can do anything they like. Getting her out of some orders was not perfect but there was no space for discussion her life was sheer misery there were alternatives available I couldn't do much. I hate those doctors and institutions, madly for people with violence issues here they can approach an institution and be turned away they then go ahead and murder someone it happened in city of Sydney the murderers issues sounded highly complex and he was being ostracised for his race and being unemployed still he did go for help now two lives are lost the victims and his  they get it so wrong. Unsure in this case also if the victim had back up as to how to protect herself as she was a call girl, there are sex worker co-operatives but are they reaching everybody? It is an unsafe job equally it could be unsafe in our stores for us so we had cameras and told everyone they protected Holy Ktsch! School of Arts residents too plus we ensured the vibe was non aggressive skulls do not count as aggressive nor screen prints of skeletons with guns.
Holy Kitsch! might as well be Britney though way less lucre. Her voice has been censored in Oz. This is incredibly easy to do here to Visual Artistas due to the entrenched nazi system in place, racial bias cleverly disguised with some benevolence and political bias we barely have political art here unless it is a snicker toward the Right Wing or how sad you are about the homeless nothing really discussing anything HK did not realise for ages it was out and out discrimination against her. Certain racial types are considered OK. Cannot speak for how difficult or not for various sexualities here though sex in itself is disliked and presented pretty badly love is rarely encountered or friendliness. Anyhow I am gagged have been for a long time and gagged on these pages by the law all solicitors told me judges will look unkindly at your work what are they twisted? Just made me more determined.

Mamma Andersson, thanks for educational purposes and assisting Britney. You can feel the pagan influence of ancient Sweden in Andersson's paintings you do need to be familiar with breadth of work and brilliant technical approaches. All is damp the sky the Northern Lights now a flamingo pink it almost feels like a vintage Holy Kitsch! print. She manipulates paint and space in an eerie fashion so that the trees appear like ancient stupas or ruins a floating mountain range. Swans floating into your space are pre Swan Lake their performance is later in the evening there is a vast distance behind. She reminds HK of the spaces Igmar Bergman movies inhabit 
124.5 × 98.6 like flinging open a doorway and behold another world. The smaller intimate works feel like that too. Zis is Holy Kitsch! magik.
Britney is in a pickle. She may be extreme yet if she was a man would the courts be so heavy handed? Is that fear of sexuality? HK imagines her Dad is trying to do what he thinks is best but he would be more blinkered and many doctors believe some kangaroos if unusual need maximum control. Britney should be empowered to enjoy the full breadth of her life and to do that less controlling influences on her or her art otherwise stolen and that is Britney Spears not a baby that is dying from a dread disease. Her finances are her businiess not that she is stark raving bonkers.
Her manager wants to see her star shining. Maybe at times this is too brightly still some balance reads like what Britney truly wants. Some people do not wish to be dumbed down to the point they are more helpless than a child. Even a child can holler the Earth down. This is an HK view still all reads highly concerning for Spears. HK would never trust a court mediating on her future. OK Spears' risks might have been extreme yet it is a cruel punishment to take all defence from her. She is not some comp winner (sorry to those just you are outside this discourse) and who wants to see her being goody two shoes enough to sit at Liu's table below eek look what happened to Zhao!
Artists here are used to sitting at the below table Britney is too big a star to ever and HK would exit. This is excluding the possibility she is entirely bat shit crazy and thinks her Dada and Manager are zee devilz. Maybe zeey zink she is zee Devil Incarnate az zey are bonkerz after all she was encouraged to remain a virgin till marriage. Events read that she has the money to pay for good care and the manager would not want to manage someone who is hallucinating and muttering relatives could rip her off even the manager still she needs some say. Is that a cruel minder with her or a boyfriend currently on her page.
As for flamingos hmm same as snakes to me, have you seen snakes on a plane?“
Note the concrete form work on pool. Be better again with climbing plants. Bougainvillea and a pair of Ramesses II statues would lend a Pharaoh quality especially when the music blasts the hood next house party. "As I am now an Internationalist" se dice neighbor, "Pan Pacific so to speak I now have a new maisonette in Marysville, Ohio, USA she continued, "their slogan is The grass is greener in Marysville." And it certainly is.
Jen's neighbour is ecstatic the govt is to strip funds from the starved ABC and starve the Arts se dice "I agree with Scomo, if the ABC refuses to stream Rightist propaganda 24/7 they do not deserve a dime they should chill about being out of a job he granted the moola to Faux News instead who do wonderful Right wing promotional material. Look at the commercial stations, every time I shop for wooly cakes I have to pay for their advertising and then I can watch a robot woman in blonde concrete hair who does not go to my hairdressers then it would look way improved, tell us how grand PM is I am glad they back Scomo and panda to ignorance. This lovely country of ours does not deserve the educated viewpoint of the ABC ignorance is bliss. I send my kids to an expensive Colonial school to learn a Queen Victorian leaders attitude you know you better toughen up Collie Dogs what's wrong are you just a bunch of weedy weaklings? I coached them 24/7 to get into an advanced school the kewpies can now recite the entire Oxford Dictionary gee did that cost bickies I had to beat the algebra into them it worked can't wait around like they did for Einstein we want rezultz now not in the future the wunderkind is what we seek. I am training them for the HSC art race now I have several tutors going on that one and finished one art work myself it was hard labor" we want govt "tax payer" coin for private schools and billionaires less taxes on the rich so little Water Squirt can swim in an Olympic sized pool after the algebra lessons and HSC art little nipper training camp for "young uns" as for the poor they can go die hail Scomo." 
"Totally pleased to see Berejeklian is tearing down an historic Italianate villa in Parramatta to replace it with the vote buying Powerhouse "UnMuseum" she relocated from central Sydney rather than reimagining a second one (she is now thanks to HK not one person acknowledged this input). I also think the Parthenon should be torn down and replaced with a new "unmuseum," it's a real eyesore, aboriginal cave sites can't stand those, x-ray kangaroos, the house under threat in Watsons Bay who needs history and culture dig a hole I say?"
"Berejeklian is re-naming it the UnProgress UnMuseum. She will show tiny images of the demolished heritage buildings on computer screens, the house before Council at Watsons Bay is intended to be a new underground shopping centre wonder if the Watsons Bay structure will be flooded climate change and UnProgress Museum rain and river levels? Add Homage to the Red Square out the front of both.
Her new concept is dual functionality do not ask HK how and will also be open for large trough functions meaning the displays will be a nuisance in the first place she has considered renaming it School of UnArts as she is unaware of the function of a museum and thought it better to re-introduce a rustic flavour so the Locals can have a "Bachelor and Spinsters Ball" puke on the displays mid level after using the poker machines on the lower level giving someone somewhere she knows more brass. The top level will be a live stream of horse races the remainder a shopping mall and cafes well really no room for historic and the intriguing let alone fragile antiquities at all she wants to sell the family State jewels so she can remain in power bugger the lot of us. The concept of intellectual inquiry, discovery and current popular culture is way beyond her she thinks pushing buttons takes brains many are already forced to do that daily. Other museums will find the conditions not up to global standards and not loan. She had a deprived upbringing, she was locked in a closet so unlike even the poorest is unaware of culture. A few more decent museums might assist her lack of knowledge and culture can be many things beyond fast food and poker machines. Culture is celebrations as well as grief, its affirmations, apartness and togetherness, festivities, politics, meanderings and spirit. 
What if the Italianate villa was converted to a toy museum? It has a doll's house appeal  a well curated toy museum would be an awesome addition, furniture from the era of the villa could be added HK would do a highly intriguing version.
The truly enormous black shiny steely metal steaming and smoking with grinding wheels with sparks whistling smoke stacks choo choo train at the Powerhouse imight go up for sale how sad the public can no longer access it what is bad about black shiny enormous steaming metal and smoking steaming with grinding wheels choo choo trains and vintage biplanes? 
In Balinese dance there is no real finale the story is considered fluid and ongoing still to quote lyrics inexactly "I want you to pump that thing like a Mack truck till you wiggle that dangly thing that’s at the back of my throat” and doesn’t sound half bad horses bolt home when you ride them whoosh. Though tech heads and industrialists see development as a race to the finish line so if I forget about sex for the moment it has broader appeal, Raymond Pettibon has fans UK and USA oh dear scant hope there wonder if he likes grevilleas?
Who needs real traces of Oz settlement patterns invention and architecture with insight to events for all of us aboriginals included? She is planning to re-invent the "museum" the 'unmuseum" to celebrate rapid destruction hitherto of the landscape and how Gladys has yet to treat NSW as First World her road works are so developing nation "impresses me" se dice the neighbor "she's bought my vote imprison the poor, trample the meek murder the Artes who needs any culture look at how they did it in China destroyed much of the past and ignored much of the present in favour of Nationalism that is the path to controlling these rodents.”
Oz has not even reached the stage of discussing the function of a museum as we barely have any at all and the ones existing are starved of funds as history and all cultures are considered too enlightening unless connected to Right Wing White Extremism who want to topple Democracy and HK hears they avoid decor. Largely tasteful and highly minimal nothing against Minimalism.
The concept of art here is derided or thought of as being middle class it is difficult to describe the upside down thinking though Trump is a good example of that kind of pattern 'we are just plain ol' folks roun' here you lot are wankers." It is true museums and galleries have lost some ground that is because they are unaware of existing diversity and how to relate beyond harking to populism and academism. The more educated and enlightened cats become then more empowered and museums and the Artes assist in preventing more crime too hmm well maybe.
New Mirvac estates are planned for Sydney one director 
Susan Lloyd-Hurwitz doing this gets  AUD$4,822,580 p.a before perks meaning our small voices are worth little "all our cat hating buildings look the same" projects destroy bushland and isolate moggies just what is wanted in a Hitleresque state Berejeklian does not believe in pollution and thinks the Earth is flat. Gee bet Gladys will get some good kickbacks in the future lucky her. 
"NSW tore down nearly all historic buildings in the sixties I say finish the job coat everything with cement." se dice neighbor. A Green activist was murdered by developers, Juanita Nielsen RIP.  Nobody here knows the term town planning too backward. As to Captain Cook statues what do you do with them? Keep them as historical objects? Replace them with aboriginal statues would be refreshing leave the old ones in a basement it’s a prickly one like heads of Lenin does not worry HK. Prob be replaced with the same mediocrity nothing’s changed. Those statues are all over the world it's quite funny they might look OK in a sylvan setting then grow ivy on them so they appear like ghosts, heroic statues can be amusing you could use the horsey ones in a child's playground some really are just plain ugly. Heroic statues really get people going particularly if commissioned by government bodies they work in museums if we are able to critique them barely, hmm saw a Confederate moved to a museum in Houston Texas he still looks like a dominant Nazi maybe to some he is hot need to ask Scott that one he is not racist and likes ancient male statues. The Archibald Fountain is OK in Hyde Park at least Art Deco, over the top. Poor Greece got heaps thrown at it about antiquities when the art world rose up against "the antique" yet those statues are really amazing, the Romans over stylised them the Greek statues were originally coloured and more humane sorry my lovely Italian amigos love Italy mwah.
As to the Arts you must hear the money jingle "the roin in Stroin falls moinly on the ploin"
NEWS UPDATE:JULY 4; POWERHOUSE MUSEO STAYS + 2ND ONE AT PARRA THAT WAS HK IDEA BTW ANY REWARD? HK was the lone person who suggested two. Keep choo choo in Sydney. I mean be nice to you know be acknowledged you know like kiss me foot to her even might go some distance didn’t get that either.

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 \(=⏝▿^=)/ who are meek of Human Rights.
HK can barely paint freely in her hostile conditions. HK's freedom of expression and right for her Visual voice to be heard has been stolen. The academies are stacked with the Right, didactic art and mediocrity leaving no hope for difference and being awesome, this is against the UN Charter on Human Rights on Arts and Culture. Scomo is raising uni fees "let them eat quiche" se dice. They all appear to belong to a ladies and gentlemen's club.
HK's nation is aiming to rid itself of the "mad" avante guarde, the underground and any other sections of what they deem the crazed underclass so the truly mad can rule like Mussolini this is outside of pandemics where we must all protect ourselves from a plague new vee vill vind newz vays of living. 
Holy Kitsch! about losing everything se dice: "well I think of it as good timing really, so fortunate to lose everything and have lost the laboratory too or have any kind of Local support. I mean I never realised how thankful I should be. I shall perform self improvement learn how to use my time more effectively and become an acceptable used tabbie, start a 1000 piece skull jigsaw puzzle. Like catch up on stuff I guess and wait for skulldom. Inconsequential "artists" will bask in mediocrity here as I practice Sitzfleisch whilst making Scherenschnitte learn Herren Dressing and make Popup-Karte. You know tarjeta emergenta then re examine a prospectus. Conduct a search for the Bikini Files pursue further a Doctorate in Eucalypti genetics, a project I recently completed now in my trunk along with my other gourd works and hot dogs. Live my remaining days in abjection boo hoo trickle dollop." Szhee is very depressed that she was zo brillo elimination tactics were used
HK continued "I had a fiend almost a relative, she was the sister of an ex with whom I was breaking up with I had just signed a lease to do the bolt with someone new the Jack of Hearts.
The former boyfriend was away with some of his family as his hospital accountant brother recently had died quite young a few months earlier being on that board was super stressful he warned at that time against numerous mistakes made in private hospitals particularly on the elderly as surgeons must practice. 
Myself and that ex used to cycle to Shelley Beach from a park in Queenscliff and practice Tai Chi under a coral tree. One morning we arrived and an enormous and heavy branch had split away from the trunk, what is it the Chi? Lightening? HK's electric vibes? Another morning it was sunrise HK felt like cooling off Manly was deserted so she stripped off and swum naked. Someone did get in later se dice: you are the best thing I have seen in ages, hah. HK has noticed that Councils do not check regularly enough on branch stability, you can see when they need to be cut before they break off. We need branch look out squads.
I do not know why I stopped though I did maybe I should take it up again dancing is a constant. Both my pussy cats had just died as well times were grim.
She was quite country. I cooked with her one night at her widowed Mum's in Qld and she brought out a garlic press from her trunk. I felt sad she was using an article from her trunk, she was olden times that can be really nice. Kathy was too shy to meet a partner and playing the euphonium for a marching band was non mainstream. Her close family were country cooks so the garlic press was an extreme maybe learnt from HK meals or the older deceased brother's family whom she loved dearly though think HK's who always had some food experiment going down. HK was now post macrobiotics.
Kathy later on, whilst my ex was with his family as said above was on a road trip. She was killed in a car accident S.A. on a highway and lost her head. She was in the back seat and another brother died. Her sister in law survived and one more brother who was unusual possibly autistic he could design golf courses from a quite young age as his Dad played golf. They were rescued by helicopter the area was remote.
HK was really unsettled not just about her death but the lack of diversity in her nation. In Oz there are few avenues for people to meet in towns and cities aside from drunk.
We used to do bush walks together. It was awfully bad timing of Kathy but how was she to know, I still left but that was a burden. It is not like I am saying that partnering is the main game still it is sad.
Pic thanks for use educational purposes to Raymond Pettibon
As for Nude Day done better still I was in absolute grief it is unusual and monumental if rather scary and darn Charles has the slides I have some rolls of film must look they were pearls before swine nobody knows the difference here I was hoping I could find someone who does or I shall die another groundhog day Xmas what a punishment for success. We had a lino print in the store Put Out or Get Out people thought it a riot so non tasteful so like well?? Another one said You Can Have It All another Your Dick is Hanging Out well lacked layers I guess Don't Do Coke in The Bathroom in needlepoint same for Tardis Sweet Tardis then some really good letterpress including posters this is where Murdoch misconstrued us again when he did earlier publicity. Our goodies were cool and asked questions, hard to justify will admit! Mainstream stores totally watched us as did China. They do not translate online anyhow heaps of the stuff did not as it hung together was never about good taste and I like good taste at times too but everything good taste is sooo boring you might as well move into a department store who wants to sing any song but your own sort of like it varies I am good at scripts wasted again all wasted. So if I want to be groundhog could do scripts unsure if a waste my time on Earth I was never goody two shoes.
We avoided square tasteful jewellery. Though I think it goes with modernism too I miss my modernist family homes greatly childhood only happens once so I am told. Our female staff often wore practically nothing in store never worried us not like we had cover up rules like big corporations who wants to cover up in summer? Particularly when younger I would try being as brief or transparent as possible just to irritate the businessmen on the morning commute as they were ultra conservative would even push in front of you I was only about 17 and Chrissy's clothes hardly stayed on at all it was really funny.
We had nude vintage framed pictures in the store what we did was non mainstream it cannot translate well online the Mexican wares do. We created a unique atmosphere so like a cafe you should not sit down and not pay we were worth paying did not demand your money at gunpoint or anything hah we tried various strategies lol.
Our customers and us did not make fun of people with heart shaped pillows or heart shaped beds as we sold the heart shaped pillows, that's why John Waters is such a great totem as we did the stuff others felt too sophisticated to handle, it did not make us or our patrons pro Trump it made us unique in a plain world where these days everybody conforms within unspoken parameters as to art world, well not everybody but much is slipping that way and why many could lose their audiences angst can be tiring after a time we must have had angst in the mix somewhere I think maybe I Love The Shit Out of You. Plenty of blood and guts including a print of Lizzie Borden Took an Axe another coincidence with the axe woman at service station just weird prints. Some retailers tried being out there but theirs looked too commercial ours had weight.The galleries were too much for any would be suitors so HK could still not meet a lover it's hell on earth living here it truly is. Paparazzi photo of Raymond Pettibon David Zwirner on left, knuckley medic or minder on right?? Here you can see Raymond has just had "another episode" David doing a good cover up job. The paparazzi there still appear better than the ones here photos and videos of HK are the pits and only exemplify how truly insane she is.
This is further evidence in Oz that Raymond is also truly mad this means here he fails to be an artist sorry Ray.  “You can see by his work he won't win a goddam thing here with that crap”, se dice medic “still in USA they love him what can we do are his teeth growing any longer?”
Formerly a member of the punk band Black Flag and to HK his black ink works seen below have a sound of Joe Strummer or does he hear the forest and the fires on Earth? "He is bonkers": se dice medic, they are incisive strong and discomfiting. He also paints overwhelming works about the sea and surf 'n' turf culture Earth. He depicts human awfulness and the grand he does not shy from film noir or difficult subjects.  His love is illustration, Goya, Doré, John Sloane someone HK forgets Paula Rego amongst other artistas and old comics his attitude now toward punk is more complex.
Like HK 
eet appearz he is driven theez eez dangerous for him here he vill be thought of as rubbish He eez alzo eevil HK can just tell.
He has a long scar this rather than make him heroic and upbeat makes him an object of pity my nation oh poor Raymond. Don’t worry almost anything here makes you an object of pity unless you have a bad back or are HK. If a bad back it’s called Greek back and thought you are scamming. Being tough is huge in Oz everybody has to be ordinary and tough. Ray would be seen as a good ad for medics to get more donations for experiments. Art here is a medical question only which is very curious i wonder how Shakespeare feels about that? Or if you are female it’s about how you are a superior female teaching us other poor minions how to think like them or something really bad dunno what’s wrong there except Holy Kitsch!ers.
Does Pettibon lurk in darkly forests and with Poe's crows creating new topiaries other species? Thouest sparkest across thine pagez a depthless swirling vortex a bolt sharp thouest be zee diztraction a voice from the depthless se dice "ignore him sinner, he's bad to the bone yet points wit' a Philip Guston finger out o' the clouds in Pettibon's direction and says, just joking he's gone thataway" HK feels to feint is exalted is ecstatic she feels to be XV still and now une petite morte? 
Se dice about direction finding: Mooch us Grassy ass I have zee photo of Raymond vith David and another for ID see above he looks like a soddin' rabid dog fallin' forward or was the photographer cheap David looks to be to covern' up? Is that the Haiti effect? Or it named "After the Interview
David se dice: “Oi man you didn't do much o' a job fixn’ Ray up to look alright agin, you coulda at least doused 'im down some, at least ya pulled some clobber on 'is bones, why didn't ya put the tartan dacks on I told ya a thousand times them tartans are good fer these bashes? We’ll have to go with 'im as 'e stands the hijo de puta, 'ope 'is tooties hold up its been rough visiting Oz conforming to their criteria an' all.
Nobody round 'ere will notice they're still eatin' the  hors d'oeuvres chattin' an' all. Keep you know the construction works in Haiti, well all that a quiet sort of thin' not too much chit chat we don't want them known' about any uver planz usin' it as a vast new climate change base camp an' all the undergroun' shelters, the rubber rooms out back Ray is really better off there now 'ave you noticed pulls 'is 'ose out whenever 'e feels like it no cats bothern' 'im at all? We got 'nuf problems coverin' up what 'appened to 'im. Holy Mary Mother of God we got 'is huevos returned , HK borrowed em' crossin' the Delaware then she 'ad 'em for awhile in the interview after we beheld the sacrifice of the crows, tat were fer the Delaware bash too. Not much meat on 'em anyways, best be leavin' 'em alone in future them darn Epponnee quills are a task I used one to pick me teeth could not locate me carved skull cow horn tooth pick, gone astray.”
Se repuesta: "OK captn' gotcha I'll hide the quiche keep it up me sleeve so ter speak." "HK sez she's fine without the huevos it wuz fer show only she sez she couldn't find anybody else nearby with some not even persimmons and she sez when push comes to shove they don't care if she is the livin' dead since she completed 'er Masters 'ave to put a watch on Ray make sure 'e doesn't disappear she might steal in, they do not allow artistas like him in Oz only if we maintain the minder medic. I am told they only have lovely artists in this lovely nation none like that awful HK or Raymond not worth a dime here can tell you we have our own nice artists thank you very much” se dice Oz now if this medic henchman will kindly take 'im.
This work was donated by Ed Ruscha to David Zwirner's sale through partnership with an auction house mentioned one thought the others would get jealous for this auction, the top artistas of New York artworks went under the hammer in aid of re-constructing Haiti, all proceeds went to Haiti this was after the earthquake. Haiti is facing enormous challenges and climate change storms Holy Kitsch! sold some artisan works from Haiti. Ruscha donated this as emblematic of the work needed doing its from his collection, HK saw it on Nude Day. David Zwirner's galleries often raise money for those on the margins and upbeat causes. People read final figures on art and not what happens behind the scenes or about time and efforts depends whom.
HK knows that from from Holy Kitsch! a lot of back of house and just getting to the point of opening at all or talking to people all these medics needed on board to make us appear normal does not always work.
Of course galleries are quite various in approaches. Hmm do I put in another of his works again? David Zwirner galleries also held a successful art auction to assist in the election of Biden as he feels that Biden is supportive of an Art filled Green future that can only be good. Who needs toxic rivers and toxic air we are killing what brought us into being.
Most photos of HK are the pits here she thinks the photographers hate her here bar maybe two at most. Raymond does kind of resemble Harrison Ford when he did Air Force One as he is not as old as Harrison Ford obviously well hmmm. Air Force One is the coolest cult movie, Glenn Close is brilliant as the Vice President and Harrison Ford hanging off the back of the plane is a classic think Biden can manage that one well.
HK se dice: "I better look up Louise Hayes see what advice on this matter eet eez tricky and HK eez sensitive and zee sinner her soul unknowable zomeone vill find her zoul one day or she will just die from neglect zinking her tribe abandoned her
The fiery Biblical bush incident Moses witnessed aside from allegorical is emblematic of climate change a sign sent to Moses so his flock had to abandon Egypt due to desertification and Moses already knew and saw that. Same as Lot's wife turning to salt it was the Earth rebelling at over use and those who saw knew also a good description of grief and being unable to move forward and how the towns population were focused on reducing child bearing as the ground was barren and salty Lots daughters were feeling pretty put out as you can do. Fortunately for Europe there was a mini Ice age between 1300 and 1800 making it verdant with edible plants for all and the tyranny of Rome ended though in the process many skills were lost and forgotten. Rome ravaged the land so it could dominate other nations and their cats much of Southern Europe is now treeless and barren.
Below talks about a sports arena USA shadowy goings on and vested interests New York City public entities were sold Moses had a crook influence. He favoured roads over public transport bad long term planning he was no professional. He wielded huge backroom influence though not a member of govt. Different dynamics again to NSW though close, New York City lost their team from Brooklyn to LA with no arena in which to play NYC there are layers to Pettibon. You do not have to be able to read the text it assists. Jackie a baseball player is famed for helping change laws on segregation and defending black rights he was black. Baseball is a fast game slide Charlie Brown slide. The poster is on fire.
A friend said it is just the way it goes. At the time there was a pop song playing the head of Emily or something like that underscoring the accident equally unsettling. I still think about her. I had just completed two years of art school events were grim.
Those in the tyrannical class despise Local meeces who have the potential to actually enjoy life rather than being corrupt. There are eradication processes in place using corrosive processes. Waiting is one. Only the "highly devolved" get not to wait, they are in control of the Artes, the Law, Academies, Corporations, Local Media, Politics in my nation and why MINIrand HK are in need of funding yet it would be better if HK was fading fast of a dread disease as she would get instant funding or be a footballer who can raise money for a faux religion, that happened even the poor donated and he was rich already go figure, he was good looking. Football clubs in my nation have money rained on them as do a lot of sports people. It is the same way that Hitler promoted the perfect German youth as evidence of superiority. Nations can do that with certain Arts too, promote them as a show of superiority or Nationalism it is usual in dictatorships and here.
The devolved politicos are plutocrats barking to the olden days of Royals when they had all the fun and serfs had to toil and fight over maggoty corned beef if lucky and wooly cake. Even then you could make a quid out of painting or wooly cake.
Artistas worked hard at discovering ways to talk visually to a broad audience with enlightenment, visuals are a strong way to communicate so sheep ensure Local radical Visual Artistas are kept to peripheries and derided.
Hah HK read Trump said he was visual ignore that, gaslighting again he is Neanderthal it was a cover up job he is illiterate.
Female artists here are generally careerists working their way up the art ladder during and after studies toadies with the museums, life-long conventional studiez at academies or have banking cronies.
Meeces here have little access to truths. They are unaware what it is like to have access to a broad visual inheritance as do those who live in vigorous culturally robust nations eg Mexico, here it is visually poor to a foreigner all on the surface looks normal, it is not.
The rabid aroo bark bark bark growl snarl grippy fangs thick neck have organised corrupt systems designed by banana brained billionaires who are killing our planet and marginalise the majority of meece and ensure the only art we see is badly polished vanity art with scant research into what they are doing looks OK as populist mediocre art and is a comfortable living for those Locals well networked in here they use a lot of art speak to justify themselves. They can do anything they want here it’s very different to an artista Professor friend of photography in USA.
A few have snuck in if they included motherhood, nothing against mothers they brought us into this world takes two cats motherhood is equivalent to God in this nation politicians totally use that one.
Leni Riefenstahl, a German female movie maker made a movie for Hitler to show how grand the nation was. In it the samey moms hold up their German children to show how they were bearing kewpies for the good of the fatherland, good German momias this manner is promoted by Libs here. Motherhood for the nation raising good Ozets. Trump uses that one too so did Tony Abbott. The men were fierce and the women mediocre keeping the home warm the more kewpies the greater the benefits whether you were a big family kind of cat or small they wanted kewpies for nationhood and paid so long as you were a good nationalist. Contemporary Germans are well aware of their past and retained the concentration camps as memorials they have undergone a huge amount of introspection, it shows in their art practices and culture. Germany at that time relied on an uneducated largely rural underclass with the backing of big business that tactic is still used by nazis.
Mediocrity and niceness was hugely promoted by Germany in retaliation to the underground whom Hitler disparaged. Many escaped pre WW2 and went to USA fuelling invention and science there, a reason refugees are different again to more orderly migration, obviously not all refugees are madly imaginative nor all usual immigrants more ordinary. The interesting were all obviously Holy Kitsch In my nation politicians always use motherhood and violence against rug rats or female moggies to win votes. They divide and conquer. In a modern society nobody is FOR violence against rug rats or female moggies or any dogs at all!! It is a cheap trick. The Right Wing rarely show for example Black Pride in their news pics. They always choose aboriginal people who are hanging around very casually at home raggedly, or appearing stony faced if you did that with a news reader they would look totally rumpled or nasty so aboriginal cats rarely see a viewpoint that does not keep them oppressed eg Black Pride images would be a contrast realising some Aboriginals live in the desert and are out there as far as being from the the other side of the black stump. 
Germans used to always make Jews look scuzzy and many were poor as they were forced into ghettos. In retaliation the underground arose to counter mediocrity and mainstream viewpoints so art and culture changed once again Democracy returned. The differences between "high" art and "low' art was questioned you see that in Frida's works and Otto Dix watercolours lampooning the generals of his time.
If you see any non mainstream catz on TV the Right promotes them as a bit backward, plainer or awful in some way, objects to be passed around and gawped at so that people in wheelchairs look poor and silly, they are poor as the pension keeps them on the margins rather than lending them dignity. When HK had the shops wheelchairs were welcome but she could not help but notice chairs were shabby and how the person appeared to be on bleak street. Where are people on wheelchairs serving customers at the airport aside from travelling? Where are the lawyers who are less mainstream and can wheel up to the Conservative cats ruling the Justice System? Why can't a deaf and dumb person not be served separately at the airport by somebody deaf and dumb etc? Just examples. See Gangstar Museum for HK's response.
All cats including used tabbies have a right to dignity in modern Democracies. Nordic nations have managed this and much of EU. Now that Boris has the backing of Murdoch watch Britain deteriorate like USA. What is the problem with Murdoch? Did he have a domineering parent?
Dignity means those out of work or on any kind of benefit can afford food, clothing, housing, leisure, shopping, holidays and not be marginalised this gives all used and new tabbies hope including gerbils. When moggies are marginalised they can turn ratty, that is not helpful to society as they then use and sell drugs . 
A view on empowerment, a small new bar being advertised in Mexico for example had a teenage girl in her skimpy dress giving out pamphlets to those driving by, a narrow street she only had one arm it was a plus she attracted more people she looked hot and felt pride was having fun same as Ray having a scar. It’s so backward here she would be thought of as an object of benevolence.
If someone is sick in a developing nation it is more on display than here too. In Bali when a person's mind is unstable they say it is because the environment is unwell so that person feels that.That is a usual belief throughout SE Asia.
The result of dignity is low crime rates and an inventive scientific awesome nation. The reason USA is top of its game in Visual Arts is enormous monetary patronage, big public critical debate, waves of migration and their patronage is not largely from the Right Wing. All the Arts account for a huge source of income USA. In Oz the Right dominates the Arts. The Right Wing uses divisive politics, divide and conquer think Brexit now Britain is quite weak, isolated outside the EU unable to stand strongly against massive corporations. 
In Oz Family law is particularly grim eg: La Momia can murder her rug rats revive them enough to coach against the Dada Bear at age only 4 5 or 6 to be interrogated by the Gestapo in police service the scariest you have heard in your life displaying a truly scarily bad drawing of an enormous cat to which the rug rat must point to explain anything that momia told the rug rat to say. This is done by wealthy and PreUmbrian non Holy Kitsch!ers.
She can even smear the most defenceless fiends and even laughing hyenas that cry using a peadophile solicitor friend then con a corrupt rabid dog to force the father to sign poisonous papers pointing to HK or he will never see the bubba bear again. Nobody thinks the little kewpie is in danger from la Momia who is corrupting the rug rats mind teaching lies as Momia thinks having a rug rat is ownership, nobody in the world can own another it is illegal humans can own pets and farm animals thats it, La Momia cannot just hand over the rug rat to her own Momia as a gift blow anybody. Rats  are not just pets or a trophy they deserve to not be traded on the marketplace and it is against the UN Charter on Rug Rat Rights.
Not talking here beaten rug rats and truly beaten lionesses you need to read between lions when you read a tragedy as to what led to that tragedy.
The lioness will smile at the magistrate and act demure crying or throwing oneself on the floor and screaming HK has heard is a winner, HK's Dad used to call that "she's going for the Academy Award" if he saw it on TV or us rug rats were arguing.
Rug rat is now a commodity and must make a profit for La Momia. It’s dead easy she then re-murders as momiahood is sacrosanct, all Dada bears are rapists and rug rats should cower in terror at their Dada bear and any of his poor unlucky beary friends. The poor and marginalised are a different case they get nowhere. 
The Declaration of ferret's Rights is no ferret should be deprived of their freedom in order to maintain the freedom of another unless they have been convicted under a fair hearing and trial where they are properly represented regardless of wealth or poverty. Oz uses the Chinese system. We have had a Chinese system forever. 
In Sweden custody is automatically 50/50 and all laws favour La Momia and El Dada equally as to parental payments, minding, parental leave and more. This keeps male suicide there to double that of women instead of triple in Oz.
Children do not suffer abuse much in Sweden at all the homicide rate is used as a benchmark. Between 1978 and 2003 a total of 4 children died from homicide in Sweden that is staggeringly low compared to the poorer environs Oz 25 p.a. and USA 723 p.a. in 1999 (USA pop. is larger x 20 still huge diff.) Sweden does not have poverty due to fair wages, equality of wages and good jobs few are marginalised and all moggies get a decent living wage. You can see poverty lack of education entrenched hierarchies, racism and bad laws help nobody.
The more equality, the more rights, better education, higher wealth, no marginalisation, Democratic freedoms, lack of racism and protections plus non sexist laws makes a huge difference.
In Sweden if a woman is single when she bore the child she gets Custody there are few disputes and research shows this has resulted in healthier kids all round as they mature as to shared custody, it is successful woo hoo!. It’s like East Germany post WW2 here.
Note: as to rights, the Sami the indigenous of Sweden, Norway Finland and Russia have been under attack since the missionaries forced change 1700s and Russia forcibly re-educated them everybody wants their land the Russians just stole it and polluted it entirely with oil drilling. There is oil across the reindeer herding areas the planet has to stop relying on oil it should be an add on only. The Sami need to invoke their Human Rights. Renée Zellweger is part Sami through her mama bear.
Women USA are now using ancient supposed sexual transgressions against them by famous rich people, usually Jewish or black and in entertainment and politics. If politics the men are Democrats strangely. It’s lynch mob mentality and blackmail in some cases.
Open Casket, Dana Schutz, HK has kept repro small so as to reduce anxiety to others or any objections
Trigger Warning on story and pic was going to publish actual photo of the handsome Emmett but it may go against me rather than for me as légala and others here are particularly stupid they do not know how to read critique in visuals it has had a large impact on HK so you need to surf the photos to know the horror of you want to uncover that kind hared in some.
When Emmett Till RIP in Open Casket was murdered some still think that was good they desecrate his grave site! People can be worse than any animal. Schutz was criticised by some black people as not being in a position to comment being white. HK thinks Schutz' Jewish heritage places her in a strong position to comment as the same cruelty and horrors were perpetrated on them. A difficult one to argue but horror is not race specific though way too much visited on black people under white supremacy and prior to current Jews under white supremacy. In Asia it was Pol Pot and there are racial issues there it can occur anywhere where the power shift is unbalanced and a minority is singled out in order to maintain power. In the case of black people HK thinks it might have been sexual and intellectual envy and an inner denial of white people's own sexuality so it manifested as violence against the meek. Till was just 14 y.o.a. By displaying this painting Schutz shed light on a real event that was not widely known outside the black community certainly unknown to HK it is shocking. Grief is a shared thing. 
HK was taught it is the moggie that is important that concept has been abused recently. That means you look at that cat when that cat is under fire and say that moggy has the same rights as me and should not be murdered by police for being different black or even a low life. Know women have had it tough but when it is politics or the Law it has to be fair or it is divisive and cruel. Otherwise it is like saying all doggies are bad.  
The same lot set fire to the Amazon forest and murdered the indigenous who live there there’s money in cattle, mines and soy beans which is why a mixed diet is best excluding wild life which all agree a bad idea all round besides they are sacred.
Nina's boyfriend promises he will not be flirting with the 3 Swedish tourists who will be safely taken care of by Penultimate Goddess Nina's parents staff including Wazza and her pyramid shaped secret weight loss pills. Wazza is smaller than HK by 2cm at 150cm hrrmph cats of Thai heritage can be compact. Besides rather than being disturbed in his yogic exercises they can make friends with the other tourists adjoining cabanas so no concerns with the usual tourist murderers, flying gas bottle containers when there are climate change storms and scary cricket hooligans they can just discover the rascally treasures of the Valley enjoying being tourists meeting the Lorrcals, This Holy Sheep is a fœtus provider for most sheep in Oz you can see by the colour of her wool and has begun to flirt with Izzy’s boyfriend. The tourists will meet her. She is the jolly jumbuck and tis engaging. Has she had a beer? This sheep is hosting this affair whilst Holy Kitsch! takes you for a trip.
The trio of Swedes are avoiding being rounded up by forcibly plucked modified chickens on the mega chicken torture farm or sorting slabs of kangaroo meat at the abattoirs rapido the pay is minuscule rather than being fabo thus attracting people who will do the task with panache many are imported guest laborers nor did they need to be serfs hosing down the sobbing pigs locked up in pig concentration camp cages being taught to walk on two legs instead of four as Trump has already learned.
To extend a tourist visa for a second year a tourist has to be a sex slave on a billionaire's ranch and their kid's nanny, the government can arrange that rapido if you are blonde, female, heterosexual and speak French, does Izzy speak French? This is why the media calls it here the Nanny state as Nannies are popular and Penultimate Goddess Ninas Family Hideaway in the Hunter Valley Parish of Pokolbin does have goats. 
The Swedes wondered if they should learn French as not many people seem interested in Swedish even though one is blonde not all blondes are ditzy though that is no obstacle to success in #anythingatall in Oz. See note on nannies below there are real Nannies who are Early Childhood Educators and held in such high esteem some families take the Educator with them on overseas trips, better than a psychopathic neighbour or relatives who treat the child as a trophy for their self aggrandisement.
Some sheep are making billions and rule the world with terror they need to be boycotted, not all billionaires are evil btw it can vary as to ignorance rich or poor. Sheep's milk cheese for example is fantastic.
Wealthy maniacs learned from the days of the Colonies and prisoners have grown bananas inside their skulls to replace their brains they can then run a media empire, a crook ranch there are some fabo anti Trump ones USA and beautifully strange ranches here, a mine or "on loin" woolly mammoth store that siphons your lucre. 
Andy Warhol with his generosity, deep critique and integrity would not have got past decorating windows in Oz and even that would have been a difficulty to enter and be made fun of by some bad comedian eventually he would have become an alcoholic and homeless and the world would never has seen his art if he was born here he would not have fitted due to chutzpah and not being goody two shoes besides he was incorrect migrant group and did not win a competition nor was he besties with a Board member of a State run gallery or you can be on the Board and show as well it’s a private club. New Yorkers don’t know how fortunate they are compared to here it’s a very private By Jingo style club here with the pretence of being just ordinary Cheshires who are good moggies. 
If the Swedes are rounded up to pick billionaire rancheros melons their pores will absorb the toxic chemicals sprayed on the GM modified melons grown in zillions as a mono crop as billionaire rancheros (not all rancheros are billionaires or bad) are terrified of edible seeds and see black seeds as ugly ugly ugly and should be eliminated for further profitability, "shelf appeal," ease of scanning and keeping Zee Catz in ignorance so they will buy tonnes of High Turnover Seedless melons rapido without ever needing staff or if so they are seeking automatons who vill zing the company zong through Arbeit (German word for work) is Freedom it was written on a Concentration Camp entrance, "user preys' system.
Jews, gays, people of colour, intellectuals, gypsies, people with mental differences and people of #anykindoffantasticatall were judged non preyers as were non-govt/non-eltist approved cats same as here, if you are "awesome" like Crew Holy they will take you down like Meaghan Markle was by the gutter press UK, Oz inherited that and exported it back to UK via the media, Murdoch was besties with Thatcher if you want to know how this blight began, SMH is owned by Channel 7? and little better.
That is why HK needs Team Holy, it's a bald moon risin’ The system here believes HK is evil.
Rat cages are used in the gulags of Russia and China there is great poverty in Russia as tax is only 4% for all including the wealthy who are considered superior beings the rest are "tax payers" a media term as is consumer beware, it is a Rightist con act, obviously such low taxes pays for 0 which matters 0 to fat cats at the apex they went from one extreme to the next, despots one day then despots the next nobody wants to immigrate to Russia its poor except the ones at the top.
USA is looking same Rightism neo-liberalism is predatory poisoning Democracy and dachshunds fortunately for Chile they ousted the evil Pinochet though UK has a particularly vicious Predator with Colonial history many in UK and abroad unsurprised, he hides behind his talk like Goebbels and harks back to his Turkish grandfather who was despised by the Turkish people they murdered him. There is no freedom in being poor, sick, endangered, censored, in bad health poor choice of veg varieties people making vexatious claims against you or being miserable in a forgotten shrine somewhere vee vill find newz vays of lifting.
Russia is in poverty. The poor emigrate to zee zatellite nationz.  Zey aimz to marriez Trump & co az  Russian Dolls, ahem sex vorkers in Germany not out of  zee choice it is nezessaries. Zee evil rich are veighing zee dice. Trump's family haf strong business ties vith China. He is anti China when it suits him. He does not care for individuals or human rights otherwise he would encourage Chinese meecies to join unions and his USA citizens so they have rights and decent pay, he would put in a universal health care system so Americans standard of living is not abominable. He owes a Chinese bank millions for a building in New York City, he borrowed the money. Hiz taste is zimilar to the Third Reich lots of columns.
Ze ratty cages in Russia remain awful and are used for dissenters eg Pussy Riot who protested mixed in with true murderers as they practised in the past making it extra scary for dissidents. In the USA and here ratty interments are used for the disadvantaged and marginalised who might become criminals outside of the usual murderers that is, or ones who commit "crimes of passion."
Local artists can hold up a struggling Indian student manager in a 7/11 and be considered daring plus win $100,000 art prize after committing the crime whereas truly unusual artistas such as HK are persecuted by drink sodden slobs due to discrimination and vilification.
Convenience stores are targeted in Oz they happen to be pricey though neat clean and tidy. In USA Dollar Stores are targeted by the crazed.
HK thinks the thugs see the assistant as second class from a marginalised group, poorly paid and without the protection of a Big Brand and they have been taught a poor person's life is of little worth. The stores are kind of random, you cannot get a fix on what they actually are except they kinda appear trashy and the product is often emergency stuff as there is nothing else nearby, ghost stores, they feel mysterious and the person can feel onstage on entry as only one assistant around though others coming and going, this is a mad guess but often thought about it having had the galleries and being alone but there was plenty of nice stuff in store and HK had the working emergency bakelite phone with a label underneath saying in Texta colour POLICE and their phone number plus the ringing cash register ker-ching. She always greeted anyone entering too. Even $2 stores do not get held up! Maybe cos the owner is on board. Dollar Stores in USA and convenience stores have rip off owners who dislike the public they share that and are a terrible replacement to a corner grocer or even supermarkets, they are weird "false shops." 
Strangely before closing in Newtown a transexual on too many hormones attacked folks in the service station two doors down from Holy Kitsch! with an axe HK had put on her FB page that Pink Floyd song where they say "careful with that axe Eugene" did not even mention father of her non speaking niece hi Chenoa! maybe said something about it was putting up different toons, in the toon Eugene goes berko presumably with the axe which is a guitar and the tranny at the servo was an ex punk band guitar player so should know. Unknown if the Floyd toon made a connect with the real life axe person, the woman who once leased HK store in Newtown she owns Invisible Light was axed in the melee but her dreadlocks were so thick she was saved. Gee who has an axe in the inner city? Like what wood are you chopping? If you have a fireplace they deliver the wood chopped already. Why the Convenience Store?? Does this mean it was a ghost shop eek??
USA and UK will end up resembling India or Africa no offence to either who live with toxic rivers and toxic factories with awful extremes in wealth whilst the "unclean" in India are treated worse than a stray dog and must live rattily their current government is Right Wing populist racist and corrupt and besties with Trump.
Eetz global issue and spread by billionaire Rightist Think Tanks a new herpes virus. The hideously wealthy are promoting zee non Democratic Loony systemz, they have the power to mind bend innocentz via mediaZ such as the the terrifying Gina Reinhard. Zey zink billionaires should rule with no taxes and cheap labour its hideous and un Democratic.
These days the hideousness of Reinhart's cruel belief system based on pure greed the Entire deadly Sins gamut and power is masked in photos though she is in fact the Picture of Dorian Gray and one of the wealthiest women on the globe prob besties Murdoch and in a Right Wing Think Tank. Her power and despicable belief system close to Trumps, Bolsanaro, pineapple face Mussolini and Hitler are stupid as dangerous as any wealthy extremist globally. What hope is there for us? Her vanity would be fed by sycophants she is also racist. It is not good for our planet or us meeces, cats small dog breeds larger breeds used dogs & second hand tabbies.
Zombies think utilities and everything you can think of at all should be privatised even pavements and the rich pay even less tax again or nil. 
Rightists believe in almost zero tax just like Developing Nations of course it leads to a cruel system of dog eat dog worse even than now with zero services. It works for billionaires or if you prefer to work endlessly in a life of toil and misery or eek out an existence on a rubbish dump.. Trump calls that freedom and liberty!! 
In USA they started to privatise prisons with dire consequences Sweden has to close theirs their population is too well off to be criminal and prison system too kind. Australia has privatised some too so the more prisoners the better. Oz did that covertly and forgot to ask us moggies. Hitler was covert. One firm Serco that owns the prisons prides itself on being trillionaires and has mucho contracts in China anything deemed public works eg prisons, they have contracts in China. That is super scary the company is more powerful than us meeces do they assist in recycling dead prisoners in China? 
The SS was separate to the govt in Germany too that is how they were able to wield such cruel power yet they showed an elegant and elitist face to the public. These days the evil trillionaires hire a Creative to give their corporation a "soft" image, middle of the road, "you know one of the blokes, just like you and me down the road real friendly", like this corporation are such darn well nice guys. Crueler privatised prisons do not work look at USA we cannot see inside the Chinese ones at all. Philippines has gone ballistic in arrests and killings since Far Right got in rather than address poverty.
All the Nordic nations have extremely low crime rates. They have taken in a large amount of refugees, that has not made an impact on crime rates generally. Their public prison system is a huge improvement on USA which has one of the highest imprisonment rates in the world particularly against people of colour, good for the private companies running them.
A private prison is the same as hiring mercenaries for wars and difficult to counter as they own enormous publicity machines same as being Goebbels and can bribe #anyoneatall.
Here refugee camps are privatised. How can anyone feel OK about that, the guy is head honcho of funding Biennale of Sydney and he is on Sydney Theatre Company Board. The Rightists have nothing to do with caring for the planet or humanity otherwise slaves would not have been used in the past that is what comes of low taxes and cheap goods for "consumers." Then it was cheap cotton, still happens some nations with low taxes and bare Human Rights. 
Corruption increases with authoritarianism. Statistically both USA and India have dropped way down in international index of Democracy look it up. Trump and Boris rely on nepotism.
The above by Judy Chicago USA joins hands with Frida’s painting of USA and Covarrubias Mexico before their sky and rivers turned toxic by corporate criminals and the streets filled with bodies the result of narco shoot ups. A feel of 20th c - 21st c traditional Bali painting, thank you to Judy Chicago educational purposes. The side on the left is what it is like living in HK's current residence. Judy Chicago is famed for her dinner party set using ceramics that resemble vaginas depicting famous women, HK has seen it in Brooklyn USA.
The Plutocrats punish the poor in Oz as no Bill of Human Rights here they are saying to folks who survived the bush fires they will not be taxed. Zillionaires are celebrating, the out of work crying, the disabled are crying, the pensioners teeth clatter as their income is a pension only. 
We have the lowest pension rate in First World (see table scroll down) although all pay tax with GST when shopping and contribute to the economy by keeping doctors and surgeons rich their benefits are not enough for an animal in a First World nation to survive, everybody despises the Maniac govt here except sectors of the press a large sector of Arts certain billionaires and racists. Some hospitals have been sold to private enterprise even to Chinese companies who may not have Local's best interests at heart, why would they and why was that kept secret whose best interests is that? Murdoch & co are urging them with outdated Colonial delusions as he is an inch worm codger. People die from lack of care in nursing homes and private homes. It is very Communist not to have any say on whether a hospital is sold to another Communist nation with no free speech. It is a utility, difficult to make a profit. Even State USA governments largely own their hospitals and many have wealthy benefactors to redress any poverty imbalances. It is medical care for all where they fail to serve as a government for the people by the people. 
Anyone who disagrees with the Mad Right are called Loony Lefties calling out a person as Left Wing or Communist which does not exist anyhow is identical to accusations of being a Jew or wrong colour skin and nationality in a democracy there are many voices and HUMAN RIGHTS tops the list, anybody against the Rabid Right always gets labelled that is persecution and against our Human Rights  https://www.un.org/en/universal-declaration-human-rights/
In a working Democracy all need a voice and joie de vivre is paramount USA calls it "the pursuit of happiness" in their Constitution they lost that Right under Trump and their heinous gun laws is killing them, the Right to bear arms could mean the Right to a Coat of Arms why not? Or say OK you can have a real gun but it must be a musket, it is uneducated. NZ is practising the pursuit of happiness and it is working.
In my nation it's the pursuit of drudgery, Democracy has nothing to do with capitalism whatever you want to call it, some kind of trade has nearly always existed even with the gods but has nothing to do with Economists it is just people doing stuff.
There is nothing to which to aspire Local unless you aspire to a desk job for a large corporation or you can excel at sports or be a board member bestie of a museum that is it. If you are in the Arts you better conform there is no wiggle room and you better know how to be awful and stay quiet it is a closed shop. Not even pre WW2 Germany it more resembles Eastern Europe post WW2 where all were stifled.
Now for numerous their standard of living has plummeted decreasing in proportion to certain billionaires increases resulting in many going out of business or losing trrruuue work except for those who know how to take advantage of the poor, usually an unknown billionaire company selling something tacky so it’s either the poor toiling for them servicing the poor or the very poor from an unseen nation then packers at enormous warehouses USA working for way below what people were once paid dragging down economies and spirits, what is the point of that one for anybody in their short lives?? Do not drink the Koolaid.
Aboriginals in remote communities are further marginalised, they never had to work for anybody till we moved in re-religioned them, fed them garbage and sold them liquor and relocated them. This is named dispossessing a people, HK Dad taught HK about that one, he would point out the results as we drove through small towns and explained that to me.
That is why Populists are covert Hitlerites, Thatcher was and Boris and Brazil Philippines India.  Bolsanaro wants to privatise zee rainforest kill zee indigenous most already dispossessedz banz gayz peoplez he eez zee extremist and mad. The indigenous needz to form a network vith Aboriginals here and zee Indians USA Canada Mexico Nordic nations.
Dirt tactics are a hallmark of the Right yet when there is a murder like a friend of Gladys Liu who is in parliament that is OK so long as it’s not about sex.
You can call a political ideology whatever you like though the outcome on people and the planet is clear. The ideologies of EE CON O MISTS backing Trump and co are killing creativity and extinguishing reason to aspire to #anythingatall and steal HK's living in Oz it is unforgivable numerous have had their spirits broken since the Liberals squashed Julia Gillard's and Rudd's generosity who like Obama dragged us from the Global Financial Crisis caused by the insane belief to deregulate all so we will die of neglect like those in developing nations it took years post WW2 to gain cats and dogs Rights and set up co-ops like WHO UNESCO UN OPEC NATO EU UNESCO UAE and become autonomous beings with protection from malevolent corporations and write a Bill of International Human Rights. Economists are better telling us the weather they have ordered it already and Ecologists steering the economy we are then safer help.
Democracy is generous when practised with breadth and insight with all the checks and balances necessary so we maintain our freedom and rights as individuals and against unfair law making, huge mining corporations, academies that are stacked or bad laws, media and more, we are all born equal and have no choice in where or how or why.
Locally we are ancient practitioners of the user prays so the out of paid-work are eating loads of carbs and fat as that is cheap and comforting or becoming drug addicts from being dispossessed go crazy and murder an innocent person due to uselessness.
Why are the unemployed punished? It is super embarrassing in the first place to be jobless or discover there is only the worst work imaginable available and at really low pay who needs that in one short life? The worst jobs should be the best paid people would clamber instead of importing cheap labour after all Doctors and lawyers are well paid. Why do certain politicians get glee from suffering? We know the mainstream media does as they have to make money, zee vorld iz zee vampire.
Tabbies can work in highly underpaid "contract" work if they need flexible hours or their CV has reached its USE BY limit with text boxes and non linear they are unable to pay the tax when the time comes so will have to go to jail as their income is too low yet they are registered as business owners without the control a business owner has or a journeyman, it is all done "high tech gee whizz bang brriingl blockchain spyware” as the owners of the technologies rule to disadvantage the underpaid lure them into finance.
If a gig worker delivers you food or drives you tip them! Know the company should pay better but if not that is a solution though most in Oz do not tip at all as we used to have good wages. The gig economy disempowers meeces. It has appeared as the Far Right has forced nations into greater poverty. This has left a pool of desperate unemployed. Yet the gig economy is the same as an Indian working on a garbage dump it does not lend hope or a future it is trash work. France has legislated that ride sharing is a job. Some cities are legislating on short term rentals as they artificially inflate the market and lock locals out of housing in the inner city turning it into a desert. Hotels and guest houses have to conform to rules that keeps everybody safe when travelling and they pay staff so the money goes around. 
The govt excels at despicable customer service here and using high tech and "mice print" it is called USA to frighten, spy and repel moggies and has deregulated that which protects the meek, the helpless, the poor, the dispossessed, the different, artistas, free radicals, intellectuals and various small dog breeds hmm then theres the large curly ones, dappled, wrinkled too. 
Rapidly outdated "on loin" portfolios become useless in current system, nobody can keep up it is insanity.
Holy Kitsch! took small notice of "consumer demands",which is why every goddam business in Oz and beyond trailed us as they were already selling what "consumers demanded" it did not work for them. They avoided thinking as they were very lazy and avoided offering something decent you cannot run a nation or an atelier like that you have to listen to your best principles and nature is also "the customer" the most nature can do is Howl at the politicians (see The Artist's Brain by Holy Kitsch! if you are lucky to own one). Some nations have passed laws to protect the environment so it is an entity which it is it is truly alive and risen so now for example in Columbia the environment has a voice in courts of law.
HK always had some tiny pieces for sale for those who were less monied, it was win win for all without flooding the market with tackiness.
The USA state by state, it varies has better protections in place and advanced thinking now they are stuck with our bully uneducated media mogul who is good mates with Trump causing global and local misery.
Trump like all totalitarian predecessors and crooks sacks those who are not cronies cousins and sycophants places his family who married for money, he continued to stay alive they are sorry HK thinks his wife might be a secret transvestite no offence to trannies eek he will sick the goons on me!!
He alters laws to his and their favour, this is the same as Mussolini, Hitler, China not the meeces, Pinochet, Brazil Bolsanaro Netanyahu not the good citizens of these places, Russia not the Pussy Rioters it is surely illegal. Totalitarian governments came into power with strong support from mega companies and propaganda in the media à la Faux News it is frightening us all on this globe. Infrastructure heavily features in all totalitarian regimes as it impresses rather than medical care, Arts or happiness anything intellectual or cultural is derided unless govt approved as they are afraid of intelligence. In Oz all museums and galleries have been artificially stacked by the Far Right as they believe they were born to rule.
A philosophy lecturer said to HK way back, some clues as to symbols and background particularly if another culture assists with understanding a Visual Artwork though after that let the watcher figure it out as that is enjoyable.
Entire systems have been developed to lock the intelligent away, it is called the mental health system and prison system (not all prisoners or mentally unstable) whereas many are there due to bad systems or they are taught to believe in insanity and criminality, there are exceptions Philosophers and artists have noted this irony. In the past the moods had names Melancholia, Choleric Bile Sanguine and Phlegmatic covered most people except the extreme and it was a matter of redressing the imbalances in the person's life rather than masking the issue with over reliance on drugs or genetic theories as is done currently ignoring the person just faced something traumatising and is sensitive living in a mad world.
"Shine" is a schmaltzy movie that covers up that the pianist was eventually pilled to the eyeballs so he now does not know if he is Arthur or Martha, know he may have been in a tizz though HK feels sorry for him being turned into a ner-ner from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Know he has a partner but she may not know to question authority about degrees of  so called "care" think it's known as the re-education strategy. 
El Greco is famed Greek artista who worked in Italy and Spain studying under the greats eg Titian prior he was an icon painter. Here he describes the burial of an obviously well loved mythological local handsome murdered Count, The Burial of the Count of Orgaz almost in our laps he describes heaven above us and the Count. His works even when small have a swirling and looming presence he descended from the depthless and did not own a vegetable store nor was he unemployed and stupid as migrant people are described frequently in the media here and by bad comedians though it is OK to own a vegetable store or not know things.
The characters are "woggy" yet wealthy El Greco was requested to include the town's movers and shakers by them he did well at making these cats familiar to all they appear kind of pleased with themselves like everything is under control they are doing their best and are not tyrants in the midst of mansplaining to El Greco how Heaven and Earth are arranged they are a part of the ground and not really separated making them a part of Earth, they can think you can see that it was the age of chivalry amongst other things.
Are zey zee objects of desire? Women and men would have identified with the beautiful and looming Virgin in heaven caring and ensuring the men are all in order with the burial and themselves. They will not drop the Count or throw the Count.
She is a continuation of the Spirit of Earth, Mother Earth that exists universally. The sky surrounding her is as a womb containing all humankind. Being Mother Earth she is a virgin as she is The Innocent she is full of bootie and bounty.  As Earth she represents all that is nature and of nurture, in other cultures she has different aspects we do it through saints and legendary figures such as Our Lady of Fatima. She is strong and gentle. She does not mind giving up the bootie as she started out abundant we plundered Earth and have become greedy we no longer focus on what is good for Earth and how to put back and so will harm ourselves as we are Earth too. We are the stars and the heavens we must take care of all the bootie we were given to witness to enjoy and to exist at all or we lose the Lot it is urgent.
The men are chivalrous and all is well with the world. His painting is not plain yet not overly fiddly the brush strokes broad the locals poor and rich loved it and flocked from afar to witness when completed. It takes quite a while for your eyeballs to reach where Jesus is seated he is distant and small at the apex.
The painting works on the level of the church getting money from locals again as they had ceased donating it was meant to assist though there were other levels as to realisation and appreciation. El Greco was true to himself and the people due to being artista. We all knows grief and there is a shared grief in the painting and shared love the painting is passionate.
El Greco had to bargain the price the town's fathers ended up winning and paying the lower price of agreed price points on completion they held the upper hand though saw EL Greco was brilliant. Artistas those days competed with each other still do in some other nations they knew who the good were and travelled around Europe and North Africa et al by horse, boat or foot to discover what was going down in other towns not all of them, they were not bound to the land like a farmer this lent freedom and a broadening of knowledge.
El Greco's works can be small are dizzying and abstract his approach is known as Mannerism for distorting the figures and in his case the perspective. HK is not an historian and she loves his work. This kind of historical Spanish painting can be seen in Mexico an influence on Frida Kahlo as well as popular art there. HK saw for real an El Greco at Museo Tamayo Mexico City and another or was that a vision at the Getty. The above look suspiciously like Goths.
Being female is one area that is not an issue in Oz in the Arts as there has always been a ruling Colonial petite bourgeoise with ruling "ladies gels and Ozets" the chosen and they get to choose a few select races and types they deem "noice" it is different to UK, USA and EU, hmm EU nations are peculiar about each other and am aware of hierarchies USA. Oz somehow manages to ensure certain races and differences are objects of curiosity even to medical profession depends which category within which you are unfortunate enough to fall.
Small Dog Breeds are banned from questioning anything including shitzus. The favouritism here is a reflection of the entrenched hierarchical system inherited from the UK in the past.
In China to get a better job you must attend an overseas university and still bribe your way upwards ask any citizen brave enough to tell you the truth as all Chinese are monitored as to whether they are "good Chinese citizens" same here, we are forced to be strong Nationalists this is now occurring in Brazil UK and USA. Nationalists from China who come here, not all of them are known to underpay their Chinese staff so Chinese dislike working for “the new guard”. HK is not anti Chinese cats or USA tabbies UK marmalades or Brazillian Persians.
She's Got a Ticket to Ride
Beijing Liu is a Liberal parliamentary rep got in on about 2 votes against Honest Jennifer Yang or Taiwan Yang, Yang is a scientist. Liu had the reputation of underpaying her Chinese staff in her restaurant being racist and anti gay marriage. She is part of a New Right religious group hmm could be a good cover as it is Christian which is acceptable in Oz other religions are deemed suss. She is a possible "sleeper" or "plant" as eet is called in zee business.
Beijing Liu was besties or at the least good friends with Nick Zhao seen here like the Last Supper at her right hand at her home. HK's Dad's final art exam was to paint the Last Supper look at Days to Star for the version in radishes.
She has held a meeting of Lib Party members, a branch meeting. Gees who would attend  that one look at it? The table is bare and the people look totally awful, look how they sit rigidly and plain wearing their Day of the Dead masks.
Are they a secret society from some awful remote township figuring out how they can burn cast outs at the stake like the neighbours in Rosemary's Baby who fed Rosemary special herbs? HK knows, they are the Politburo or religious zealots from a cargo cult. These people are considered Neat Clean and Tidy in HK nation and very sane es una problema. Maybe they are preparing for a Wickerman burnoff selection process here then they can dance around the fire in ecstatic raptures practising polyamory.
No way would HK want to sit at that table hell would be better. Maybe they are Local artists? A Local museum Art Board? 
No wonder Lib Party is stingy, all that wealth and barely a cracker on the table, not even water barely. You could die sitting at that table. There are maybe two mean glasses of wine, no bottle same with the water so they might contain arsenic. What about the teapot in the Shiz story over at NSW govt Dept? Nah this woman is stingy except the donation, it is a bad sign. She owned a restaurant so too used to billing people for food, cash only? In Oz very comfortable tradesmen habitually bullied Holy Kitsch! into paying large sums of cash for their less than great services mostly. This Party, the Libs supports these non tax payers fully with govt hand outs and bullies the disadvantaged instead. It is hell employing Removalists here can tell you.
As to meeting surely a hot pot would have gone down well or if feeling Modernist a cheese fondue good for a large gathering Swiss just a suggestion, tiny pitchforks. What about an old fashioned casserole?
Cabin Fever, Henning Strassburger thanks for educational purposes 200x250 cm as ve can zee murkinezz aboundz vhat goez doon underneathz? Eez eet zmog or a zmoke zcreen for zome billionairez leeving in zee Bahamas? Eez theez Observational Art? Low voices mutteringz and murrmblingz mmrrph top zecretz. Is this Gris-gris? Entschuldigen Sie bitte, ich liebe den Techno, obwohl ich fast kein Deutsch spreche.  Ich liebe deine Bilder, I speak some Spanish, French and Indonesian.
The title means The Innocent, still amusing if you do not speak German HK does not and the effects are impressive High Tech! sooo blingo zingo and his paintings cosmic. Wait as you need be patient. Nothing against High Tech you can now look at drawings as if tarjete emergente wow wee zing truly. Burgstrasse looks fine and employable for MINIr and could be hung, the jacket is particularly Gangstar Galactic Rave. His works would go well with plastic flamingos, DOD Elvis Busts, Virgin of Guadalupe statues and certain Mexican wares hmm the Judas figures Mex flags excellent and HK personal works. Having similar issues to Neo Rauch interview in German, that was translated to Dutch even more difficult.
HK was brought up with the concept of generosity tempered with an amount of not being totally frivolous though frivolity was in there heartily. My house is your house is barely a title one would lend Liu's house nor frivolity tiz a sylvan setting.
Beijing Liu has turned for the pic. Zhao turns his head slightly around just as the person snaps pic and he is just ready to smile look closely. Liu must have slid back a bit with her chair then quickly turned as Zhao is on the corner a tight squeeze even though Zhao has more room other side.
Zhao is at a distance from the next guest along who is in a white dress. He slumps directionally toward Liu back on his seat aligned with Liu he is almost on her chair or against her side in the moments prior you can tell readily in the close up.
Beijing Liu has twisted in her seat quickly, readily seen by the tension in her body also by the manner she grasps the right edge of her chair which must be butted against Zhao's chair. She is keen to ensure the photo displays a distance that was not there immediately prior to the photo and is camera ready like all aspiring politicians. 
Liu looks as if to get up and leave so keen to be right for the photo though most likely returned to where she left off properly seated and rubbing sides with Zhao. Even the woman in the white dress has more room on her other side than Zhao and Liu who form a "couple" making them the default heads of table and Beijing Liu is after all hosting and elected leader of this group.
Liu and Zhao's side of the table has clearly more space than the opposite side who even though one has shifted from the front to the side are very overcrowded, they must have had way less importance they get zero beverages so sit bolt upright!! Lucky them they were not murdered.
In all table sittings and formal occasions there are hierarchies, ranks and there is a clear rank system operating here. The best illustration is the Xmas table and who sits where.

The Wounded Table, Frida Kahlo. Here is Frida's pied-à-terre, her table what goes on? Who do you know with a table like this as she invites the viewer to join her personal café. Read up on your Spanish as it speaks of her matrilineal brown roots if you look to the Aztec figure to which she is attached filtrarse? She displays her oneness with Mexicana ancient and contemporary. This appears to be both about herself and maybe her attachment too to Mexico City which is on a mesa a table in English. The table, figures and floor are brown not the deer. She disliked her limping leg and neglected her injured foot her leg was amputated. When Diego and her broke up he was having an affair with Christina her sister and they did live together as a household with the children for many years. Tina Mordotti the photographer was a lover.  The table's knots are bleeding can look vaginal. A knot is el nudo in Spanish and Diego painted her sister Cristina nude on several occasions. Frida was nude when found in the accident or did she simply put a knife through the table? The paper on the floor adds to the drama. The father of the boy left soon after he was born. At the Surrealist exhibition where this work was destined was Dali, The Persistence of Memory (melting clock), Magritte, Breton and various Surrealists. Underscoring her ethnicity was important to Frida. She has no hands, an icon is “not by hand” here looks like by her deer heart, her hands extensions of Mexican culture the head with her face of the Judas figure is tiny we can surmise she uses her own brain, I leave the rest to you Do you still wish to join her at her table? Sounds fun. Loving the cortina.

Liu would be highly aware of photos so HK thinks zhee szifted here pozition rapidliez zo zhe now almost tumblez from zee chair aboutz to flies towardz uz and out of zee photo like zee paintings by El Greco.
Zhao appears nonplussed and leans back. Liu by nearly jumping from her seat obscures Zhao though not enough. 
Anyone sitting at HK's right hand at an event and at her place at her table would be a VIP, boyfriend, close friend or close relative. Certainly important and Zhao looks special from the config. He is even more relaxed than zee rest. The opposing side appear stiff compared to her side not knowing who the guestz are they ztill must be more familiar with Liu on her side than oppositez as their body positions are way more various and way less stiff as to her side. One on her side is typing making it the more official side tap tap tap as she types minutes of the meeting. On the list of attendants Zhao's presence is typed in tap a-tap tap plus any comments made by all comers the woman will circulate the minutes to Liu and all members as it is an official meeting, by email and hard copy tap tap tap.
Beijing Liu claimz she doez not know Zhao gee thatz drawing a long bow. He is in another meeting pic as well. Close by again, i.e. her immediate neighbour. 
Nobody appears to have phones in this pic. They must have been ordered to put them away and of course spiez do not use phones with each other or everybody would know they were spiez, could use an app with minutes of meeting a listening device would be a mere add on. 
If HK never knew a thing and somebody asked me about that photo and what was happening I would say they were a married couple plotting a murder or strange polyamory HK would hate to be there who would vote for any of them eeek?? None of the others appear to have as much affinity to each other as Liu and the murdered victim Nick Zhao Dead Men Don't Talk.
She must have flashed a leg as by her hip she has also brought that leg around as she twisted and turned tah dah and it could now be crossed to look stylish. She is a wannabe star, though not yet. The dress looks expensive despite the paucity of food and drink. These must be the people who design the inner architecture and gadgets of a Neo Rauch painting or had a big hand in it's design. Some popped out of Sherry Devine's series on country folk others had a hand in designing current circumstances they know little of nurture or breadth they can barely cook let alone breathe.
Zhao was found murdered not a long time before Liu gained prominence really close to recent election, 2019, he has a wife and children. His disclosures to ASIO surrounded a curious large amount of dinero offered to him by Chinese officials to be a sleeper and get into govt to advocate for China in the seat of Chisolm, Liu's seat. 
If he was a spy why did he go to ASIO that is very stupid for a spy then tell them spies had approached him yet ASIO says he was the spy, what?
Unless se dice: "Hey I am a spy though I feel like swapping sides any jobs going?" Did he make an appointment first? Did he have to fill in a form requiring his details? Did he call "spy tip offs?" Did the form say "are you a spy put a cross in correct square yes or no. If yes go to next question" "which country?" Then there is a drop down list of countries go to next question: "If you are a spy and wish to join ASIO what can you bring to ASIO that you believe makes you a valuable addition to ASIO?" 25 words or less go to next question "Why did you choose ASIO above all other spy agencies what makes it important in your eyes 25 words or less go to next question: "are you in financial hardship, yes or no, x the correct box? Upload all bank statements last 6 months cannot be higher than 0 balance 15kb or less scanned and cited" "Is someone trying to murder you?" x correct box yes or no. "If yes can you tell us who it is and why?" 25 words or less. Please upload here required documents 15kb or less PDF only. No photos. Scanned current copies, signed and cited by a JP, dated no older than last week. Next question "Has anybody offered you a bribe yes or no x in correct box. If yes was it a. under $100,000 or b. over $100,000?" Mark x in correct box. Next question "Do you suffer from delusions mark x yes or no. Next question: "If yes would you like to give one of our counsellors a call?" Answer yes or no mark box with x. "Are you interested in joining the ASIO transcendentalist with cosmic undertones in space meditation course?" x yes or no in box if yes give credit card details 1st two weeks free to all. "Give one example of exceeding spydome expectations?" 100 words or less. "Give one example where you believe you could have done better as a spy." 100 words or less. Go to next question. "Do you vote Liberal/National Party answer yes or no with an x go to next question?" "Give contact details one only next of kin in case of emergency." Do you agree not to disclose any shared information between yourself and ASIO?" electronic signature here." 
He was a shonky car dealer and reads as a bit of a con man not liked by some though that is not to say his fault he was murdered that is mad.
If I went to ASIO it would be about something I was terrified about same anybody. He did not choose the police, anyone can make false allegations with them it's easy and it's usually about a specific person you do not like. Sexual innuendo is common. Newspapers like it as sex sells to the sexually frustrated (even if getting some) public they are non HK's. It obscures the genuine cases which rarely go to print and false cases also that do not go to print.
This is not the case. He was not smearing or using sexual innuendo he was scared no matter how shonky! He reads like he liked to be flashy though the offer sounded out of his depth. Is this branch de-stacking or unstacking? One less in competition to Liu.
He must have known he was in danger they were useless at protecting him unless they were protecting Liu Dead Mean Don’t Talk for Scomo. 
Shortly after his murder Beijing Liu mysteriously found and gifted the Libs campaign $100,000 prior to recent election they were desperate, in the seat of Chisolm, that must be going rate Labour were found to have a matching donation oddly they are under investigation not Liu how many Fridas does that translate to? She claimed outright she did not know Nick Zhao and could not remember him. Are ASIO stupid or did Scomo gag them as he knows something is wrong or he is being paid? There have been no parliamentary sittings since the question was asked it is end of August 2020.
I think I would know my guests relatively well if I asked them to a day time sit down event especially if they had voted for me. It is her home. If I seated a guest at my right hand then that is considered a seat of honour. Certainly at the least it would not be a casual colleague it would be too discomfiting. 
Beijing Liu advertised her campaign on We Chat a social propaganda platform operated and monitored by the Chinese govt zee ordinary Chinese catz confine themselvez to small talk, coded messages or Chinese whispers on it. This gave the impression to newly arrived Chinese accustomed to being ordered how to think that the correct thing to do was vote for Liu, after all she had advertised on what they considered a broad platform and know little about machinations of Democracy even Locals have issues.
She also printed how to vote ads that appeared to be directions from the govt due to how she printed them. Her racist slurs to newly arrived would have alerted her constituents in a not nice way creating racial tensions as new arrivals are often fearful of other cultures different to theirs takes time. She said she was merely reflecting her constituents opinions on refugees, Africans and Middle Eastern not being hard working like Chinese, living on welfare and having too many children, hardly going to endear her to non Chinese or Chinese who are not racist. This is a Pauline Hanson point of view and common in Oz championed by Scomo and the press as the party are racists many are in Oz it is traditional it is soo backward.
Her opponent in this seat was born in Taiwan so Liu's actions might have caused fear in newly arrived Chinese against her opponent Honest Jenny Yang. Liu decided against taking the higher ground and be a good example to new arrivals and young people instead she would rather preach hate, even if she retracted what she said the party line was now out there, what kind of future does that promise?
Beijing Liu Dead Men Don't Talk also belonged to 3 associations with deep links to China. United Front is a direct "influence" arm of Chinese govt. Chinese Government records show Ms Liu was council member of the Guangdong provincial chapter of the China Overseas Exchange Association in 2003-2015 and its Shandong chapter in 2010 it then became the United Front. She as well belonged to the World Trade Association one association she was president she claimed she barely remembered. The United Front are Chinese spies so is the Confucius Institute. She said in an interview she does not regard the leader of China as being a dictator yet he is not elected, their board elects him. Up to her as to opinion though she was against the Hong Kong riots and against gay marriage. That is not defending Chinese people's rights just defending Chinese Nationalism.
They target all politicians Berejeklian is besties with a member.
Beijing Liu recently had a publicity snap with other female members of parliament who all raised a defiant fist, not Liu. Instead she is shown barely raising her hand only just to face level not fully clasped in an obvious Lucky Money Cat (=⏝▿ ⏝=)I"" position or Fist Full of Dollars pose, that is for shops not for women in parliament celebrating being a member and female. It reads dodgy and directed at Chinese only including those who did not vote for her so divisive or hang on, zhe vas secretly showingz off to Chinese Govt zee bribe vorked tah dah eek.
Liu, again no recollection she would go down well in court with current magistrates with that smile learnt at Communist Finishing School. Male or female they would be dining out together afterwards. Honest people tend to look frightened and mumble or yell they do all the wrong things, Communist Training School will now include that HK guesses.
Chinese are Capitalists as to business that is an observation only no comment either way.
She argued against Hong Kong in parliament. She argued for a firm with links to Chinese Govt and spies whether the co. was good or bad is off topic there are too many coincidences. When MP Jenny Wong questioned and asked for a statement Scomo said Liu was not making a statement and closed Parliament down. He needs that seat desperately. he does not care if it goes to a North Korean spy.
HK knows from the galleries the public is broad. Museums here and private galleries are way out of touch. HK guesses Nick Zhao is considered black so therefore of less worth whereas Beijing Liu white, Neat Clean and Tidy so of greater worth.
There is a comedian HK finds uncomfortable to the memory of her family as she does Liu and am not being a killjoy some HKers might really like her, apologies though HK thinks she reinforces stereotypes it feels like she disempowers young people's confidence as kids of migrants. HK has laughed at parts being familiar there you go but long run it feels flattening I do not think she is being consciously racist. "not my cup of tea" as Kath would say of Kath and Kim. The Bauer Group that she sued sounds like a publicity stunt as Dad would say we were raised to question the news. How come the comedian does not include Asian cats in her routine why is it always us "wogs" or out of work Ozets that might make Asian people feel singled out if you think about it?
HK was never average nor did she even need to invent a past. She must have done a deal with the magazine for publicity as she called them out and sued them. Good bread it was a done deal, fair enough whatever to make a crust. 
It is funny for HK to talk about homies but they are usually employed all races it's an attitude whether or not employed, plenty of white shite around and good white people who are unemployed. The good are Holy Kitsch!ers of course.
It has been said China wants a better deal from officials here re: exports Imports mining so either way she’s a good link to have for billionaires though plenty of nations on the planet so why in parliament. OK if somebody said straight out, I am strongly connected to Chinese Govt all the same may I introduce to you this business? 
All investigations have been silenced, HK does not have the tools of journalists now gagged by Libs through Murdoch, Channel 7 and 9 and Buttrose ABC aargh. 
Does Scomo support not investigating these links it is bad as an example to small dog breeds, large cool dogs meecies catz and large curly or wrinkly dog breeds. 
Like Trump he pretends to question China using #anybodyatall as a front man as Scomo totally supports coal mining and selling it to China even though it is killing us he would sell his grandmother's liver and us he has no ethics or humanity. HK heard on the grapevine medics had to put the Libs through doggie discipline school to teach them the dangers of Covid if no lock down.
We must diversify or perish.
In my nation they advertise mining as a tourist attraction to overseas arrivals, no kidding is that backward or what?? Look at the land we destroyed mining coal and silver, here is the cyanide dam here the lead tailings here is the mercury flowing into the sea poisoning the fish eek!! Opal mines are small from what HK knows and separate same other gems here same some minerals we also have "poils in the sea".
Primary produce is neither here nor there China owns farmland in Australia it is a charade they are enormous importers. The world is vast Australia can export diversely and China import diversely, just looks different on the stock exchange, more balanced.
Trump does this one well to say they are at loggerheads they make enormous money from exports. USA sells 15 billion$ of soybeans to China p.a. and 13 billion$ in education. Australia sells 15 billion$ in coal to China think education is next. Coal is declining they are still careless on the environment still Chinese are using renewables and enviro friendly they have vast coal fields in remote areas eg where Uighers reside and the Mongolians, pays to spread wings widely. Trump will always go for the racist ticket Scomo too, both are picky about races when it suits. China does not tolerate separate ethnic groups nor languages. Oz has always been racist against anybody brown and beyond.
This HK figures is the same event. As you can see all are totally starving now and stare at the cake longingly, no traditional Chinese banquet for this crew, no moon cakes, not even yum cha. Liu must be saving coin for her extremely generous Liberal Party donation 2019 election. Except "Bo" Zhao the others maintain a tension in their bodies. The chairs resemble something you would find in the interrogation unit of a Chinese spy network and bad for your back. If the background has not been altered gee the decor is awfully communist, stark even though it is in part a kitchen. The amount of drinks around is still small, 1 glass of wine and 3 glasses of water. Wonder how red wine and woolly cake match, a daring choice? Was it bring your own, there is a bottle on the table? Still no sign of even a cuppa tea. HK's local dumpling hawker has free tea if you want it. Nick "Bo" Zhao sits nearer the rear still adjacent to Liu much closer than the others his knees not too far at all from Liu  a foot at most, the typist is the exception. Liu's off-sider? The secretary? He is awfully relaxed for a spy as he slumps down in the uncomfortable chair so his stomach is showing though Liu "does not know him at all does not know who he is or what he looks like never met him," he does have a cheeky innocent look about him goes with being a con artist, the others are more alert. They are quite serious maybe Bo is hoping to sell more cars who knows? His problem with the law was fake papers for loans, stuff to make more money, fraud, apparently the Chinese will target people like him in difficulty so he did the right thing and reported it not knowing after the murder ASIO would claim Bo was the spy! The typist sits in front of Liu tap a tap tappity tap as she types who is there and who says what atm there is an image on the screen that Liu surveys with a slightly tilted head do not know of what, a woman's head. The others have changed to wrestling masks. Bo looks out and across the most slight of slant of his head toward camera, it appears he cannot see what is onscreen and besides looks nonchalant, very unspy-like, probably wondering about the cake or just plain bored. HK did not know he was nicknamed Bo when she wrote "that is a long bow to draw."
These gnats are reflecting their world view, there is no generosity on show at that table, no nurture, no joy. It screams mean spirits, ve vill starve zee poor, pollute vour rivers, drill more oil, mine more coals, bigger mono crops, despoil zee planet ve show no care neither for each other or for ze Earth. These people will not provide wind generators, fertile nurtured farms, green technologies, invention and inventive mind blowing Arts these people kill hope and enjoyment of life.
Oz govt has no plans to replace coal with inventive industries eg the Arts high tech invention creativity slow inventions or manufacturing Green friendly except if the person is attached to his church or the Packers.
Useless relying on the Artes. A private gallery Local is so Far Right they promote exhibits about Captain Cook's arrival here go figure!! Some others call themselves contemporary all they do is cater to Fairfaxes and Packer it is hopeless. Our conservatism and lack of genuine critique on Artes here has stolen HK's life and many others we are dying from lack of care and intellect it is nasty to bohemians we are being punished forced to live a life of drear.
Mexicans do not really paint about the Spanish arrival nor USA. The public museums are stacked in Oz and underfunded they are bastions of an Old Guard. It is a bit like the BP portrait prize UK here except it is everywhere the dreariness is contagious. On the surface looks modern, nct but it misses stuff, it lacks soul, sometimes you find it accidentally it must be cloyingly about what a good person that artist be a la Norman Rockwell is but one example of the feelings and emotions artists should aim to evoke here humanity is attempted with mixed results, pleasant is the most common outcome.
A mixed diet is best as mono crops destroy the environment using huge amounts of pesticides and fertilizers that runoff polluting rivers and groundwater. Diversity in all will save the planet. It suits multi-nationals for us to all eat identically as that way they dominate the stock market. They can sell undifferentiated corn grown in enormous fields with a huge amount of pesticides and weedicides the corn has been GM altered to tolerate these chemicals this is vastly different to a hybrid or cultivar. The corn all looks the same no variety, its yellow corn. When genes are spliced it is not an exact science so other bits of new information enters the corn a reason small farmers do not want pollen from these GM infected crops getting near their high quality corn. Some nations even dump excess food to maintain prices that is un democratic and cruel to poor nations. Poor nations do not earn a great deal for their major crops usually coffee or cocoa.
Corn is hugely various it comes in blue and multi colours yet when we go to market all we see is Communist Corn grown by multinationals all the same. Communist potatoes only 3 varieties all grown by one mega company in NSW that is NOT choice, it is choice based on cheaper prices it is Communist Choice.
Education is good as Chinese experience new freedoms and ideas. Not Trumpist ideals of gun owning that looks soo bad just ideals on freedoms, voting, a diversity of nationalities. When HK was in educational institutions the foreign students were keen to meet a broad cross section and debate HK has derived inside info on that one. The sticking point Local (USA too?) is affordability. Here the universities are funded by our forebears. Locals often cannot afford entry, that is bad govt policy, not the Chinese or other nationalities. It is expensive not free like Finland for example the boards are stacked with the Right. Trump learnt that one too from here. 
US sells just $1 billion in coal so thats is not a deal breaker. Soy, domestic aircraft and education are their big 3. Automobiles close after China is moving away from petrol. Tesla is well placed.
We rely on Chinese tourism that is reciprocal. They are frugal and spend with large corporations due to package deals and being timid in a new nation. There is an entire planet of would be tourists on top of theirs as well.
Trump is useless at Diplomacy and the Chinese can push back hard as they are not beggars.
All sides push that is why Liu should be investigated outside of trade wars and Diplomacy. The planet does not want Trump nor young teens of the future in danger of being shot by his loony laws and drinking clorox with no health cover dying from pollution no clean rivers in which to swim.
If nations opened to Iran they would have a new market knowing human rights an issue and their stance still Dad looked at those nations and visited them when they were way more closed he was a pioneer. China is now making closer ties due to the gap so isolation does not always work either it is difficult when leaders globally are only onside with mega corporations. India is an enormous market though is bad on pollution it is a scourge on Earth none want to address.
Not saying Iran govt good but truly then what is the difference? A matter of how many dissidents jailed or tortured, how many weapons?
Diplomacy may be complex still you do not have to agree always with other nations politics as maybe you do think dissidents should not be disappeared. Good diplomacy could lead to a Green Planet it is urgent. No good these leaders grinding us down getting us to buy Deal of the Day as we freeze in slum conditions. The Pacific Ocean should be owned by all it is our future and prsent and needs a good clean and protection. A Council needs to be formed to protect it rather than who has most fishing rights there will be none left or poisoned.
Oz is stuck in a Time Warp help!
Either way Liu is utterly suss. Is this Belshazzar’s Feast Rembrandt? Beijing Liu turns suddenly, stands, points to the wall and says I found a way to win here is my how to vote ticket its a royal flush. The painting shows a cryptic Hebrew message, nothing against Hebrews it is cryptic in the sense of the ancient Greek Sybils or a prediction like a Cassandra of Ancient Greece. It is deliberately gibberish in this case same as certain art speak here used to cover up bad critique and bad artwork, jargon.
If you read Ancient Greek texts full of metaphor and nuance the language itself is straight forward same as Shakespeare same as the Bible you have to figure the symbolic parts for yourself or they would be dull and lose the poetry that was intended.
Wonder why the opposing side at the table so distant. They must be the ones Liu truly knows less well bet she knows each and every one. Think of any class  or seminar maybe not absolute yonks ago. After two hours you know who's who she is lying. All questions on her have been halted by Liberals. Labour and Greens, the other parties in Oz have no voice as like China the media is entirely pro the sitting govt. so no one to question the closure of parliamentary Oz sittings that is NOT Democracy. We only read positive stuff about the Liberal Party that is really bad as that is lending them enormous power.
The pandemic is separate and doing what we know is best except Brazil and USA who are bananas, UK unwell too.
The media did raise questions unusual here it all sounds suss. All we get is pro government propaganda. HK reads news USA or BBC non Murdoch for balance they have a broader media than ours it is dangerous to Democracy here.
HK figured she then said let them eat cake, put a couple of woolly cakes on the table they are dying from thirst and hunger and their only hope is a hit of sugar with no tea to wet their whistles after all she had already brought Zhao Bon Appetit.
In a game of thrones murder must be the highest card. Scomo has no guilt on this as his religion absolves him, good religion to join if you are a crook.
Scomo got in barely and the information was suppressed. The Libs have positioned cronies in key positions in all universities and museums effectively gagging the Artes and conversations in academia it's State approved art. They are all starved of funds making them corrupt. In the Artes is has been 1900 and corrupt forever here as to ideas.
Bosses, academies and all government depts cannot imagine that everybody does not own a home office with a highly expensive computer and an enormous printer that does not break down or need new ink they have never stepped outside they do not know if they are in the text box or outside the text box.
HK visits the library as you do and sees struggling pensioners half dead coughing gurgling groggle grurgle teeth clattering clack clack tlaloc hands arthritic click clock wading through difficult forms online, they were once fine upstanding well dressed citizens now they are shaggy shells singled out by Scotty Morrison from Marketing, our PM. They will soon be forced to wear a star like the unemployed and those with disabilities or a croissant so everybody will know they can mistreat them even further. 
To further their humiliation each age group is expected to stay with same meaning elders have to go to elder suburbs rather than being a vibrant part of the community like everybody else on the globe. Fotunately Macron's wife was born in France she would neither be honoured as smart or attractive here unless she did that awful staring thing one politician did.
How come so many corporations are owned by the extremely aged yet barely employ them? Knowing some elders are more comfortable in boxes there needs to be choice. As you can see it's bad to stay here the older you become! The pension is at pauper level.

Every time any person shops they are paying GST and so contribute, besides just being alive means a person contributes it was governments who turned us into "consumers," we all use doctors, eat and pay rent we are all fully functioning members of the community even the homeless. Tribes just did not kick somebody out because they did not need any more people to harvest the yams or not want the others to eat yams, too old to harvest yams inept at harvesting yams or too young to harvest yams. We are named Human Capital by Economists.
Oscar Murillo "Collective Conscience" about the term Human Capital. These cats look at a set of black drapes showing a glimpse of sky, refugees or in a waiting room, they have charred remains inside tubes drilled into them. Murillo shows us how current Economists and narcos view humans (we are called Human Capital by Economists and Narcos) and this is how many are defined by governments and institutions depending on nation.
Definition: Human capital refers to the production factors, coming from humans, we use to create goods and services. Our knowledge, skills, habits, and social and personality attributes all form part of the human capital that contributes to the creation of goods and services, (we hope we are something more than that we are cats it is just one definition).
This is NOT showing at Barangaroo or galleries here. He won the Turner Prize and is from Colombia originally. The figures are based on traditional figures nicely made too, they are backed by a representation of a painting of the Scottish migrating to USA. Many assisted him to transport these to the gallery they were sitting in trains and wheelchairs how cool. If it was HK people would just watch as she lugged them here she is only 5 feet and losing strength daily also everybody drives cars in Oz its a badge of honour go figure.
If you think about it the sicker you are if you use the medical profession the more you contribute economically, what would doctors do if meeces did not get sick, or psychologists and psychiatrists do if we did not fall to pieces? Landlords rely on the under employed as much as the fully employed. Entire industries are run on human misery, there are kind and curative vampires.
In the library and in the streets pussies can view the underemployed and unemployed gradually growing very long curly hair on the palms of their hands with a wad of print outs as they contort and shake mumbling apologies in rhyme to other animals who are encouraged to kick them à la Clockwork Orange by the wealthy mainstream media and government. 
A driver might wait for two days with no pay as it takes the overseas office that period to read a scanned document that the driver had to cross mountains to obtain. These drivers have no union to protect or basic pay even though it is an International Rhinoceros Right, they are deemed self employed no way are they self employed only as to hours and they use a car usually hired from a partner company the driver is enmeshed, the company relies on the resource of the unemployed provided by the government. Cats are convinced this is Modern, only that the driver has some autonomy, little, tip the driver at least though nobody does here.
Nobody wants to live below the usual standard of living for their nation and we all have the entitlement to joie de vivre who the hell brought in the concept of "life must be toil?" Naturally identical wages is mad as we all enjoy the challenge to aim higher though it must be possible, not so extreme and unreachable for the majority as it has now become.
Disadvantaging a portion of the population and causing them to kill themselves in desperation or each other is not the Final Solution. All deserve hope or why be born? Life can be good and not greedy and needy look at nations that are well off and happy.
Our politicians are always saying "you are going to feel pain with this budget or this year or even forever" they even get into power on that who the f are they some antique school math teacher with a cane? Do they do S&M at the local "massage" parlour and is the ending happy? "pain" is a huge catch cry with them go figure must have learnt it at Communist school, keep it to the bedroom wherever.
HK is unhappy about this.
Meeces want a decent life it need not be full of tackiness. Most EU nations have figured fairer wages and opportunities for all and that is why refugees choose those nations rather than here they are not stupid they seek decent life opportunities.
The public can make false claims against drivers if the driver works for a high tech uncontactable billionaire company and he/she will lose more money it is called the user preys system whereby the driver has to pay for the passengers and the passengers follow orders not to tip contract work it is called the gig economy and was doable in the past as a student disposable job, nobody ever treated that kind of work as real or barely yet now it replaces humanising work with zero protections. The companies are enormously wealthy and control the technologies the average person can ill afford, the employees need to ask nurses how to group together as a Union and demand change as nurses were once badly paid till they hassled. Like Communism the companies wield total control and the cat gets crumbs
Certain billionaires (not all) prefer people are underpaid to keep their other underpaid employees happy with crap as what the billionaires have to sell is cheap and nasty lacking in craft or skills and all they care for is how Tyrannosaurus Rexes are doing on the stock market. Not against selling stuff just there are too many wiping out the good and the stock market is for trillionaires. Who wants free shipping if the warehouse workers are suffering, photoz and recordingz of zee plightz need to be taken zo meecies are enlightenedz. Employees are ordered to work cheaply so "consumers get cheaper prices" what f'ed up philosophy is that?
You guys in your short lives suffer and suffer more "consumers demand cheaper prices as we pay cheaper wages suffer some more we will lower taxes on the rich so we are all Communists." It appears to work in India and China where you cannot breathe the air and numerous are suffering, same in numerous developing nations globally. Communist nations had really shonky goods as corruption became rife and there were no outside bodies to regulate.
Who thought up the "suffer" philosophy, billionaires? HK was not raised to suffer that enrages her very being, its Victorian like wearing a corset because you have no choice not because you like costume. Here HK is suffering to the glee of numerous that is what is supposed to happen here suffer yet here and her 3 sisters were brought up with an overflow of joy we were taught it is possible pearls before swine well Oz won HK is nearly dead the project started some time back Raymond decided he would finish the job he heard about it and though hah I hate women like her I have a know it all trophy to polish. who feels superior.
Large corporations have hours set in concrete and massive needs as to CVs meaning the intelligent are out of work and those with families in a broad range of occupations.
Nobody can figure what corporations really do except something tacky was just spat out.
When HK was a street gallery people could complain online in chat rooms and there is no way to address that it might be someone trying to take you down or competitor so when HK is searching for a hotel or guest house when on a business trip she uses her hunches and reads between the lines anyone can write anything about you "on loin" it is unregulated. HK is checkable and does not hide behind #anythingatall and zee falze shopz front. 
Democracies have regulations so that hedgehogs are not too readily fleeced by the more powerful so we do not slip back to Developing Nation status. EU has regulations that Boris of Britain has denounced, he is a spokesman for trillionaires and wants to dismantle protections of Human Rights.
In Holy Kitsch! case mistakes can happen though she has noticed people are remarkably tolerant if informed and can speak to a meecey who is directly with her company nowadays an on loin meece and she has a name address and phone number and lives in her rat cage when not on a cat trip (that has fallen by the way it is HK's punishment for being creative).
Do you know HK would actually have shop owners come in and have the hide to say they came in just to get some ideas, well tanks but can't you think of your own manner of creating a cool space instead of hanging onto Holy flattering as it still happens people emulated right down to recycled timber backdrops does not matter your nationality we set a new tone!
Corporations do not believe men look after kids or pick them up from school even though they have female bosses at times. 
The business ecology has evolved into a bully system of user ie: driver, street retailer, owner of galeria or artistas and actors are now praying due to predators.
Holy asked a sugar skull artista vendor in Mexico City if he used text boxes on his CV to do what he did so brilliantly with art he replied que? She then asked where his home office was so he could make a complaint to a govt dept, defend himself against corporate bullies, type his CV or apply for a grant he said que?
Holy K asked a Mexican Visual artista he said rise up now! HK said what about a home office artista se dice: he used to drop around to his artista activist girlfriend's place but she was murdered by a drug cartel on her way home from a local bar likely she was murdered as she started a women's collective because poor and alternate women are victims of user preys and fewer rights (femicide) even though in Mexico women are represented in most fields (quite strongly Holy Kitsch! often did business with women in Mexico it is usual) and he wept as did Holy Kitsch! He added if he is absolutely forced to do paperwork es el horiblemente though must somehow get through it for the authorities as to his late girlfriend RIP the collective has been supportive.
In Mexico activists, ecologists, student teachers, musicians, narco intolerant politicians, artistas, journalists, women and film makers are targeted by cartels reflecting the ideologies of some leaders in nations internationally eg Trump Bolsanaro & co. and certain media moguls, they are psychopaths and cruel, scared of difference and the gentle and want to control not just women's bodies anybody different to themselves and their twisted set of morals are always uneven HK has noticed. There are women members in the cartels as well it’s awful. 
Above picture  thanks Mexico News Daily, artist activist Isabel Cabanillas on marshmallow pink background, murdered RIP
She is typical of younger Mexican artistas has that Mexican smile. She truly was murdered. Maybe they mistook her for HAZMAT A common issue globally when it comes to psychopaths and mad leaders. Mexican artistas have opposite problem to Lorrcal, there mostly older artistas feature and the young have issues entering the field, art is tricky it is never usually what tastemakers at first think. Femicide is a problem in Mexico. Though HK has met many women in business there and all walks of life for women on the margins it is different and they can be imperilled from the macho philosophy prevalent in Mexico. It is full of contradictions as there is a vigorous LGBQTI+ population even Frida Kahlo in her time was accepted as being overtly bi.
Holy then asked a New York artista down past Soho who had a Chinese menu in la mano who replied wharrt is arr CV, arre they in farshion now, ahh ooo werewolves of New Yorrk City. ¿Holy Kitsch!: y tú dices do you have a home office? Artista se dice "I carrnt starrnd therrm burrt I lorve crawling to the library looking for Lee Ho Fooks.
Tarja se dice: It's Code 19" HK se dice: "is that Designer or just another label?" Tarja se dice: Fook knows, he went past Soho to find a new tabby he thinks his one is shabby. He said new one might be a nanny they say from Nolita she's a werewolf in Nolita. 
He is concerned he uses that i-phorrrn too often and asked HK if she warrrnted to be showrrn rrround New Yorrrk City they can prowl on foot use the subways, werewolves of the Bowery flirting with police guards. Scott's boyfriend is a cop they became werewolves of New York City. Hey let's see each other tomorrow at meet Hai Nguuun we are werewolves on the prowl for some Vietnamese.
Holy Kitsch! se dice "are you a pangolin? They were the werewolves of the Artes world. Se dice "we both look fantarrrstic, are you doing shabby chic? Love the highly visual Op Art tote what does HAZCHEM mean? Let's hit the Dioorr show after, they have Judy Chicago showwing sorrry I missed your Mexican event at Enmore Rd and Surry Hills did you hear Dolce and Gabbana
Dolce and Gabanna show Mexico City
did Mexican and now Louis Vuitton" se dice behind his his/her hand and hissed very quietly "some Mexicana has crept into Bloomingdales." Lucas crept up on stage and swept a model off her feet don't know why it's a phase they say
Tonight Prof. Scott is waiting with raptured glee to showw borrre? us with a new Powerpoint of a newly installed Modernist stained glass this cat designed for his lorcal Methodist church (1st in world to accept gay clerrrics) matching the Jetsons style decor he carrn't storrrp talking about arrt, he will drrrag out an entire life's work of slides plus a new series of photography classes and talllk arl night. Fabo to see a church supporting artistas and vice versa, we can make New York City Library on time. Banksy will attempt to show us Views of Venice just ignorre him, I'd like to meet your tailor."
HK se dice: "I am wearing Arte Povera today.
HAZCHEM means hazardous chemicals I bought this bag as a souvenir in Mexico I love the beading. The indigenous had stalls set up on the perimeters of a cyanide dam in the mountains where it can spill down hill onto towns and large cities as a river of poison.
There is a monster company from Canada mining the silver selling on EU stock market and as Mexico is poor they can use cheap and toxic processes i.e. cyanide banned in most developed nations, they are trying to discredit the people who live there so the people set up stalls to sell the bags so visitors would know the danger of the cyanide dam and tailings full of lead from the mines and the cyanide factory and highly toxic chemicals on foreign owned tobacco farms. Poor women, cats and the meek or disempowered are all endangered in Mexico from narco vampires and international corporations. Now they carry HAZCHEM bags in memorial for murdered cats, polluted rivers cats and dogs.
"Orr Kay" se dice artista Nueva York, we should set up stalls on the Hurrdson and Mississippi, all overr, Trrrump just removed regulations on toxic run oorrf how without genitals is that it will damage USA badly and the planet, what a HAZMAT. We are just rats in a bidet. 
Holy Kitsch! asked an LA visual artista about his text boxes he said drop on by, bring some pecans I have an awesome collection of vintage pecan crushers so Holy K  did so. HK showed up he opened the door and he was naked el se dice: “didn’t I tell you it’s Nude Day you have to undress” HK se dice: “you’re on” he was handsome and ancient, he reminisced on a lifetime of artworks that were supported by lo-cals and internationals enabling him to continue his fine weird work of which he is grateful he would have failed here as some work comments on decay and more. HK se dice: "Did Anyone Say Dreamboat?" LA cat se repuesta: "Hydraulic Muscles, Pneumatic Smiles." On leaving se dice "btw what does HAZCHEM mean? so HK told him.
Holy Kitsch! asked an Oz Visual Artist she replied via her P.A. as she was not a Holy Kitsch!er she used text boxes though will change as directed, she remains in an allotted text box hourly, she has won multiple competitions and is on track in her art mid-career, she was born in a rural town vastly improving her linear CV starting with her HSC exhibit in a major gallery in which others need wait a lifetime to show, the judges who knew her already said she was a child prodigy, she has a polished artist statement, 0 chutzpah and is besties with Doctors and Colonials the assistant replied crisply, her boss is very busy meditating on how to stop her pores from sweating she is trying to force them to be enoxistent and is currently reclining on her ironing board having her afternoon nap pore enoxistenting.
She is comfortable doing lady's art and her PA takes care of her pussy.
She has a professional home office, personal assistant (that is common in the Artes industry its like having a secretary old days just stating really Gemma her French speaking Nanny who is fact an early Childhood Educator for her kids and her partner is influential in the business world, her schooling was colonial and taught her to be the "Quiet Ostrich" so now she is the "Big Emu." Her assistants can do really good eyeballs, feet and flowers all small areas as she has a high turnover product in all kinds of media, she does not want to over exert.
Koons uses a studio workshop too employing highly skilled artistas. He is overt about production and utilises rigour in his art and employs numerous artistas and high tech processes, his art reflects back onto the commercial world and the archaic. He pays properly to produce high quality slow work so that it appears as if "high turnover" Not all art output need be slow depends who is in charge. In Oz once a lady positions herself she can churn out an "attractive" product whereas HK with genuine awesome is ignored entirely despite being loud and obvious for a lengthy period they are blind lack huevos and are estupido they are so awful HK decided she would never have anything to do with them.
Studios in Mexico just say they are a studio, individual or collective. Warhol reflected on trade and commerce so named his studio a factory. Koons runs a large studio with highly qualified artistas he married one. Warhol's screen prints were not as fast as canned soup.
The reason Koons kid sculpture is so cool and contemporary is they have integrity, tacky and cute as kids, they have agency owning their space. We are no longer looking on at a slick poster utilising innuendo rather the kids are present and alive. 
He is riffing on "romantic" ideas of photography made FOR the "consumer" the photo he was irritated by was a bland prettified notion of kids who do not look like they are alive at all. The photo did not talk about kids. What are they doing in the dark first place kids are usually scared of the dark? They are disempowered.
Kewpies are empowered and were developed by an artists round Kahlo's era. O'Reilly was a famous illustrator who abhorred bourgeois tastes and fought for the rights of women to vote she made her own money, Koons did too through financial markets as he could not stand having someone tell him what to make or influence his art nor could HK's Dad nor HK. She did work for a fashion label it was legendary and she was close to the owners though erased from history and did not mind working for them as their ideals were for freedom so HK had relative autonomy and repaid them with good hard work and design.
O'Reilly the kewpie inventor was married twice and also drew and sculpted Visionary works. She fought for the rights of those on the margins, women and black people. Magazines had to accept her illustrations as she was a big seller and USA media field is more broad than here which is centralised and rabid doberman Right.
Koons work is for meeces, alley cats, fat cats and tabbies. The photographer is making a living that lacks that Hollywood style of smiling back on itself and denies the kids any agency.
It is OK that the photographer is making a living you just need to know why Koons addressed that photo and his has become Arte. Koons is readily available for free to the public. He now has 6 children to one of his artistas and they look marvellously happily married.
HK saw another photo Koons riffed about, once again the original was irksome and the model lacked any chutzpah it was insulting to all. The photo was in denial that it was on the market place it was stupido and truly HK can be stupido but this photo was attempting to be stylish which is even worse. 
The aforementioned female artist believes in the User Preys system and is proud of being boring with added tiny bit of difference her skill is being belittling though HK small already so she need not fear and HK can have a sharp riposte if in the mood and empowered.
This artist does not like wasting her time with people like Holy Kitsch! She is now finished talking. 
The Oz artist owns a 2nd tasteful rammed earth house in the Highlands of NSW, HK is sobbing, if it has not burned down from climate change weather. She is neat, clean, modest in action and tidy and appears as a regular on Good Morning We Think You are Stupid hah hah hah we are all such glowing people with bad hair on TV (not the ABC they have good hair usually though forced into alt Right propoganda by the alt Right and Buttrose and they have implants) or something with Stupid mentioned. Her work is in all major museums here as they all know each other's families who arrived on the f. First Fleet or first jails and are all busy healing up in a workshop or they all know the "gels" and the boards are stacked with Right Wing cronies of the government. She is also besties with a he-man rabid Nationalist artist finding his masculinity he forgot to look either downwards or inwards, who failed to see the humour in "he-man red blooded American" in Campbells soup cans. He does works about how it feels to be a he-man Nationalist crazed artist in Oz, doing he-man smear and he-man bonding aarrgh oof spit hrunph, he has a linear career and CV and is Packer approved. They have a lot in common. Oz media heavily promotes he-men.
This lady is taking up a lot of arts room in Oz as here there is only room for oh, must be up to 3 artists by now and nobody knows what the word diverse means unless they hit you on the head with it omitting any nuance at all. There is 0 money for the Artes here, nada.
HK's personal art keeps getting more literal it drives her nuts, she is nuts or bunya bunyas.
This means HK's early works were wasted on the uninformed and never seen they are highly diverse so she might as well have been born as a computer her entire life on this planet has a chance of being a wasted she hopes differently here one is taught to use forbearance and find the inner self it is a way to keep the Siamese oppressed. She has had zero opportunity to develop her obviously brilliant ouvre due to being stuck in penary oh well just like her enemies hoped she is older now pretty difficult these days to compete with all those supercilious trophies who laugh at those with heart shaped beds what's wrong with a heart shaped bed why do you think you are so goddam special for so little Britney beats you hands down.
Holy Kitsch! dropped round said hola to Raymond Pettibon looked at the views, nice, then asked Ray if he had a CV Ray se dice: "YES" in capital letters and its 43 pages is that big enough, tastes sweet too? HK se dice: That is giant but you be goin' all night long on my CV pages they fit to be a novel you wanna try flipp'n' them they are even sweeter than you can imagine? Ray se dice: "We got all night but I want to say this first, my CV is quality and I am ahem hard to come by if you know what I mean" HK se dice: "Yeah well I am rare, I am an endangered species and I have quality too so the two together beat your one of quality though you are certainly hard and giant which is super appealing and we got all night lets keep warm besides this Indiana Jones LOVE sculpture that sets a mood am I still on Planet A? Ray se dice: "Ahem, I haven't finished yet, I have two black dogs betcha you don't have those and so damned fluffy you can't even see their faces plus a huge expensive Russian with teeth” HK se dice " I have a gluggy fish tank s'all and if I don't take care of it the fish die it is a delicate chemical free ecosystem it even contains good bacteria it needs replenishing It has been neglected I do not add oil spills to it or fertilizer run off as that kills the fish, gee the leash is stylish and I recognise that hand that’s a neat trick please demonstrate to me more I like to learn what about you?
Sports is granted billions annually as culture is scary to those in power and the Right Wing elite, they are afraid of appearing estupido. That is why they are on all the Boards in this nation, it is for personal public enhancement. Nearly all museum boards are peopled here by those with strong ties to the Liberal Party same TV stations and news media. They do it for the kudos and influence.
Philanthropy for them is not about enlightening people or this nation see MINIr Mission statement. This means for HK she had struggles in her education as it was based on Far Right ideals as to the aims of an art practice and what an artist be, the life drawing was fun, protesters banned that at one time too. It was considered to be an exercise of good beast practice.
HK had diverse life models at her first art school, the higher up she went the duller and whiter they became she is fairly white herself on first glance. HK's early classes had a huge muscular black bodybuilder, an Indonesian cat with the longest schlong anyone had seen he should have gone into porn movies both those cats were talked about big time on break I think its called Diversity in the Arts here at that time there was a large new influx of migrants in Oz so the class was fairly cool remember it is still largely white in Oz so difference totally stands out.
HK had Serbian and Croatian cats same class both of their works could affect her readily maybe because they were Eastern European more familiar territory.  The Serbian guy formerly created large heroic copper relief works battle scenes and made the funniest class video it was way non mainstream. We even had an ex soccer player Timor he suffered an injury and could not play any longer was that art as therapy? the reason for art in my nation he eventually did graphic design none of these cats were seen 10 years later as Local artistas.
As HK went higher in studies the ranks thinned out to fairly white and also more middling. 
You will not see a rotting banana taped to a canvas ready for the hotel lobby or Performing Artist eating it. To engender Benevolence from the viewer is the most common art seen here no wonder werewolves have switched off and HK worries it has permeated. There is only so much benevolence meeces can bear in a short meecy life surely there are broader subject areas for us werewolves and beyond?
The aboriginal artists of Oz have protected their art and together promoted it broadly. Many are international superstars on the art market and Holy decided to leave well enough alone as she felt tiny as it is though glad for the aboriginals. Their CVs are written on the cave walls already.
The Right supports aboriginals possibly they perceive them in a National Geographic manner, an exotic hobby or it makes them look good an unusual alliance.
Holy Kitsch! asked the artistas of Algiers if they used text boxes in their CVs. HK could barely understand them as she was not there in person. They tried to reply but the connection was fuzzy on the bakelite phone they yelled down the line and HK yelled back. They are dissidents so they must stay undercover on some themes as things can get heavy there nevertheless they are still shouting out about Planet Earth issues in their nation and beyond. A group of artistas artworks HK has seen look pretty cool and they show internationally including (if she is understanding their blurb) Taipei and Venice Biennale. Locally we are not allowed to mention Taiwan apparently it does not exist. Blegh Arrgh croggle "nous sommes le guardien avante" they yelled.  Blegh Arrgh croggle "moi aussi" HK yelled back, crackle went the line " je dois être un patriote". "Nous aussi" they crackled then all of us se dice: Vive la révolution. Their museum is rising up valiantly. Have yet to reach MASS as my voice is wearing out yelling and becoming confused as to language. HK has meecey power.
The govt showers money into the countryside to garner votes though 89% of citizens in Oz  live in the major cities they have no voice nothing against those from small towns though have fears about the racists and extremists they can be favoured above us numerous city folk for votes, particularly infrastructure and subsidies. After that to buy votes they cut taxes yet with few taxes they cannot support vital services and utilities. This results in a new govt having to raise them and being blamed. Like skulldom taxes have always existed it is how they are used and who is paying them. If there were tax incentives for the Artes it might improve here really the Boards are hopeless. MINIr Gangstar museum is needed and HK's studio practice is in need of support even more so.
The borders on electorates are gerrymandered. The percentage who voted for current govt would be way less but the media here is rabid Rightist propaganda and is as limiting as the Chinese or Venezuelan experience so meeces are now discovering it is better to read international media and check the publisher. Mexicans are bombarded with daily blood and guts by certain media there as if normal and dissidents are criticised in some media there.
In Oz there is one media mogul who rules not just Oz, he made his move on USA and UK sadly for them he utilises the old system of bully guards with "top dog" prisoners and living to rules that favours the biggest nastiest and most poisonous.
The original Colonials were masters at meece print ridiculous rules that impeded freedoms and forced waiting times on people so they look like the above. They overlooked Human Rights. If anybody complains they are accused of shouting and wanting a Nanny State like a rat in a cage complaining and told they are too meecey. The current government's guiding principle is "if your life is already miserable we will make it worse unless you conform to our ideals" This entirely eliminates non conformists Covid is the exception.
USA is in a bad need of a nanny as Trump is a baby he keeps sacking his cabinet and placing the world in peril. He is removing laws that protect the noble and nature and nature cannot vote we all need nanny states.
The public TV channel ABC and news outlets have a Rightist stalwart eternally installed and is starved of dinero. Not the mining companies or sporting bodies as sport is considered a clean and healthy path for the self righteous and equivalent to conversing with God totalitarian states rely on sports heavily. One media guru ahem gargle cough Murdoch is heavily reliant on sports and horse racing in his rags so the State Govt built him a tram to his mate's race track and a new stadium, a gift for his backing them, the old stadium was fine, pays to own a mega media outlet. It is our money the Premier uses and it is not helping the Artes or hospitals, both of which give us hope. Conversely this leaves plenty of wiggle room for MINIr Gangstar Museum.
Freedom of the press is extra limited there are few local drama productions by public TV these days like there was once and they were good as they did not have to please media or advertising moguls. The Rightists are aiming on annihilation of that freedom by starving that body of dinero, it is a well used tool by them. 
Anyone who is not a Rightist is called a Radical which sounds more fun to the majority except some of the population just absorb the propaganda due to brainwashing by the Right it is global these people are scared but they do not know of what. Some here still find people from Southern Europe and the Middle East to be funny well that is a huge issue even USA has gone well past that point Italians there are even famed movie directors. Leaders also have to take into account some constituents are unable to help they really are stupid that is when a good leader takes the higher ground.
In China it is best not to be a dissident at all as they will imprison you and you will be recycled for spare parts. Any cultural differences are way out of favour and so the person must be re educated similar to Oz. Traditional Chinese culture barely survives so many started to rely only on superstition as there was so little left not saying bound feet were good.
The Brazilian and Chinese governments do not get kickbacks from nature so they are awful to nature. Brazil has a nasty person in power who rose to power by smearing the opposition utilising racism, media and religion. They use the ridiculous excuse of too many meeces to have just, fair laws and that they are particularly extra special so encourage Nationalistic meeces we are all meeces some are catz even werewolves. USA is doing same there are not enormous differences except China has managed to house its population, all are capitalist.
EU functions fine as a numerous entity. Scomo and Trump look to China for new concepts on being a ruling elite and learning much. Scomo uses dogma. There are all these Far Right scary Think Tanks globally so be very aware of those they are infiltrating all the Rights we gained since WW2 and the history of us since walking.
You cannot have any government without care. Here you just remain invisible. If you shout you will be torn to shreds. Enormous corporations rule with more money than anyone can imagine, you cannot vote them in or out you can vote for checks and balances and that your nation owns some utilities and banks and regulatory bodies. You can be a part of a positive trading bloc like the EU so you can grow in a positive sense toward a good future the EU is vigorous and opening up to Africa yet also protects its nations' hard won freedoms and industries post WW2.
China controls all media , education and what the people can say believe in or do same Brazil. In China they are constantly electronically monitored to ensure they are "good meeces" leading to a high arrest rate if any are running in circles their newts control the alley cats who have no control over their work conditions or education and have no unions meaning they are either ruled by the government and/or wealthy companies Wei Chat is just another propaganda arm and how Trump learnt how to use Twitter. They are not allowed to be LGBT either same as Russia. When you meet a Chinese meecey they know little outside China as brainwashing there is intense. They are encouraged to dob other citizens in for not being good meeces. Some Chinese will try to tell you what it is really like unless they are goody two shoes and sing the company song.
They are taught to be faithful to the State no matter where they are on the globe, many question this. Trump and co uses meecies wariness of China to make political capital yet identical he says you must be faithful to the State absolutely there is no difference between his rule and China's rule! 
He wants total control and uses nepotism. He does not care if people die from Covid or guns. He habitually uses gas lighting, accusing the opposition of doing what he is doing, Hitler used that against USA about plutocrats when in fact IBM and other major companies backed Hitler so it is very scary to see what Trump is capable of backed by Faux News, same in Brazil with Bolsanaro. They are truly evil, they are so evil they use that word about their opposition.
The Swedes do not need to conform they have a high standard of living and they vote and they have a lot of rights and lots of news outlets they all have a good life. The Chinese cannot vote they are told they must conform, in Brazil their govt just uses propaganda and the rest starve. In Oz you are not allowed to criticise full stop, it is called being a whinger or being mad. 
HK is finding her art becoming gloomier eek.
Melons did not know their seeds were ugly ugly ugly ugly or a nuisance to Planet Earth's humans, a blot as to shelf appeal as the usual city folkz never knew one goddam good melon in their entire lives and in Oz little chance of finding an old painting of an original melon various hybrids existed they are the usual in nature and humans.
In Oz we get Communist potatoes and Communist vegetables. As much produce is controlled by huge consortiums variety is wiped out in favour of cheaper prices so everything is the same, no differences even in size, how do they do that, only prices. The larger the crop the more chemicals the leaders favour huge billionaire corporations so what hope on organic? Let alone purple potatoes and variegated corn which was native to Mexico, blue too and hardier than new hybrids. The GM corn like most GM has been developed so extremely toxic chemicals can be used without killing the corn right off, perfect corn perfect shelf appeal. Don't drink the Koolaid. Farmers markets are now popular due to diversity.
Below is a list of who owns the world's seeds and crops. When smaller farmers had crops communities grew around the farm, pesticides unknown there were shops, vets, seed vendors, hoe vendors etc. Petro-chemicals were not in equation. With huge multi-nationals fruit and veg variety is wiped out, it is cheap so they can keep your wages down. Seeds are withheld from the market and there is no veg choice at the supermarket, eg 2 varieties of grapes on repeat and rapido. It is communist food, it is all the same controlled by the unknown, grown in the unknown and in unknown ways. We did not vote for these multinationals. They are backing Right Wing Think Tanks, Regressives to wrest total control of all nations on Earth through people like Trump and Boris and China led by the likes of Murdoch. They are really Communists not Capitalists at all whatever that word means. They use Think Tanks and sit in the Bahamas and laugh at how they fooled you, have total control and they will send the goons usually the law these companies can assassinate people if they choose eek. Way too much power.
Company – 2007 Seed sales (US$ millions) % of global proprietary seed market
Monsanto (US) $4,964m 23%
DuPont (US) $3,300m 15%
Syngenta (Switzerland) $2,018m 9%
Groupe Limagrain (France) $1,226m 6%
Land O' Lakes (US) $917m 4%
KWS AG (Germany) $702m 3%
Bayer Crop Science (Germany) $524m 2%
Sakata (Japan) $396m <2%
DLF-Trifolium (Denmark) $391m <2%
Takii (Japan) $347m <2%
Top 10 Total $14,785m 67% [of global proprietary seed market]
El museo system in Oz reflects these companies. It is controlled by the Far Elitist Right entrenched on Boards and a few select Far Right galleries leaving little wiggle room for the intelligent in Oz.
The billionaire rancheros were even more surprised that seeds grow and each seed produces a slightly different tang and form of melon just like having kids they are not identical or perrrfect whatever perfect is nobody can figure that out except the billionaire rancheros of Oz, supermarkets and people who run competitions eg "They Shoot Horses Don't They?" based on a marathon dancing comp catz entered in the Great Depression for a prize for dancing the longest using the "user prays" system The Others were the preying audience maybe they had better jobs or were just bizarre it was certainly run by a madman the spectators like the government suffered from  Schadenfreude, not an all bad emotion slipping on a banana skin is funny especially if the person is very elite.
In Mexico some billionaire USA companies were allowed in by a previous Rightist govt displacing numerous small farmers, their poverty now readily exploited by the narcos easy pickings for conversion some instead became revolutionary Zapatistas who refuse to comply with the govt or anybody else.
The Swedes were alarmed that all Oz cattle and all Oz rams are identical, the livestock are super bored from a lack of diversity the sheep have identical fur in colour and curliness  baaaarrh pigs are identical too, snorrrkles and considered ugly ugly ugly ugly the cattle have identical patches in company with their own all day they moooohh and crunkle crunkle chewing the cud. Some are held in tight yards and fed shit, it is recycled guano from the tortured chickens they use it for the pigs too and the unemployed and the marginalised. Cheap is all that matters to billionaire corporations. Easy to sell to the underpaid, nobody will notice difference and quality was withdrawn from sale. Stinginess is applauded.
Farmers who are not billionaires find it hard to keep up with CHEAP advertising and freight companies have gone out of business due to CONSUMERS WANT FREE SHIPPING truck drivers are driving recklessly to make good time to satisfy CONSUMER DEMANDS. 
The cool stores moved out of Surry Hills same time as HK and some fast food joints have replaced us many shops are empty. There goes the neighbourhood in USA districts become gentrified and galleries move in, not out!
The district was once quite alternate and had a great Saturday markets too that has wound right back as well after property soared then it dropped again! It's done on algorithms.
There is only one sheep and one bull in the entire nation producing all the offspring from their ahem, seed (excuse me) and we are now down to two identical eggs.   The depiction of the Holy Sheep from the Altar of Ghent by the Van Dyck who would never win an art competition here they would think the sheep was HAZMAT, had tickets on itself and the artist had no talent. She does not mind being a cask. The ancients left instructions on how to kill an animal humanely so it did not suffer unduly, unfortunately some do not see live exports as inhumane, it is. M. Faruqi has called for an end to this trade, it needs to be global that way the sheep can be still slaughtered with humanity instead of really really slowly. This is a situation where the ancients were clearly for being humane at other times they recounted their tales of derring do with usual embroidery times were tough still they were not a bunch of total maniacs and an improvement on watching gladiators being killed and animals in the coliseum.
The elder artist signed by the greatest artist in the world he died his son continued the work it took some years and signed it the second greatest artist in the world that would have killed all hope here it is best to play humble.
Holy Sheep is showing a good leg and some loin, are the Swedish interested? Sheep in the past were not killed willy nilly it was an event nor transported for hugely lengthy ship journeys. On the multi panelled altar is an Adam and Eve, she holds a citron the progenitor of all lemons and limes and Eve's breasts resemble apples.
Adam's fig leaf is robustly large. Eve's depiction was not an invitation for certain uneducated men to go berko you can see in the scene all is tender and seductive. All are cute. Eve is fashionably fecund waiting/beckoning and Adam handsome and ready he resembles Romeo. God/Jesus is depicted as a King, all knowing and all seeing yet distant and unknowable as a difficult subject to paint as you can imagine. The popular thing to do in Oz is frame the sky in a sculpture rather than trace its dimensions and space. HK noticed that the sky turned brown from bushfires caused by human induced climate change. HK looked up toward the sky and saw Ray painting in a window in feelthy pants.
Some local billionaires even send melon eaters to wars to die as well because certain billionairez prefer shelf appeal, no black seeds, lower prices, mono crops and no personal service unless she is blonde and speaks French thoroughly vetted in case she is not a spy, no offence to blonde French people Holy Kitsch! likes French and loves languages and all different shades and nations.
Nina's trailing flying foxes with tiny baby ones clinging on their backs are dropping dead from the extreme heat in Oz thunk thunk, literally instead of flapping just giving up the ghost and dropping to the ground thunk, sometimes just the kids thunk, then sadly expiring RIP so that as she walks, actually Penultimate Goddess Nina hovers from the Inner West Sydney to Bondi Beach on her large hand made broom her flying foxes plopping guano feeding the few remaining trees she is followed except when she turns around they quickly fly out of view. She stores it in a de Hooch painting.
Fortunately as non-hub public transport is considered abnormal in Sydney and diagonals are vigorously opposed unless on street signs that say no parking by people from P the sign says no parking at the base the upper portion has a giant P with a diagonal through it, the Swedes guessed they must mean public vehicles must not park
HK thought Peugeots and wondered why this was the only time the government used diagonals. The Swedish visitors also adore that line on the road that zig zags "ohh slalom here here we go again woo hoot and whistle" (Swedes have whistling and hooting sounds in their language).
The parking signs are a mystery to everybody. One of the Swedes wandered lost looking for a meter then ran into HK and asked what 2P meant. HK said 2 hours she thinks between certain times, she asked where the meter was none of us could find one so the Swede asked why they put a large P she thought it was for the meter then did not know how anybody knew how long she had been there. To P or not to P ahem sorry.
The premier is privatising public transport to mates then will subsidise them, that is usual, then passengers also pay more if any can find the transport at all as if you live outer West you learn to buy a car as soon as able no matter the cost due to an appalling lack of public transport a heavier burden again on the planet, the State Premier is anti government and anti Democracy and anti voting and thinks billionaires and corporations are better running the show they practically do so and why Democracy is imperilled.
HK's parents knew the Vogels who had an awesome bread baking company baking Vogels, they were Jewish, then a mega company bought them out it was never the same loaf, it gradually became less and less dense till finally the background flour was white spongey stuff with scattered seeds then it disappeared altogether. HK is not particularly #antianthingatall just stating.
HK does ride in cars sometimes btw and is an awfully scared though safe driver awesome at parking and loves the collectibles and unusual so it is a complex and diverse topic. She walks and scooters by foot or would be way fatter and without walking life would be dull and you might end up so lazy if you drive too often and not experience interaction with nature and window shopping climbing trees and looking at street life. 
The govt will take no responsibility for #anythingatall as the Maniac media owns it has done so for a long time they look to Putin or Pinochet for how to remain in power forever.
Galleries and museums have no space for flexibility yet even when an architect designs a building as it is being built the plans are constantly corrected for real life real time and space, rocket scientists call it “the-that looks about right-principle” they use that expression for figuring out real stuff in real time, truly it is the same for them you need to get on the ground and do it not sit at the desk to figure it. 
Penultimate Goddess Nina only has a few flying foxes left trailing her rather than a highway of flying foxes they now look shabby sort of ragged with holy wings flapping very fast as the holes interfere with air action vs wings thlunk, they have lost thrust and resistance. Every time she turns around they are not there she does not know where the dead flying foxes come from and is unaware that flying foxes follow her.
In Oz some people make fun of the ibis (bin chickens) and bats, ibis have beautiful lyre bird feathers rear end and bats are vegan here. The ibis beaks would make good chop sticks if you farmed and cooked them then utilised the beaks, very Goth you could decorate the dish with the beaks standing on end like a crown sorry eeek all my vegan Holy Kitsch!ers. 
Poussin painted a picture of the plague and put rats in the streets, like many he knew instinctively the rats had something to do with the plague but nobody believes seers anymore nor did some then so people waited for doctors who then discovered the plague. Holy Kitsch! knows trrue artistas do look arrrround, nothing against doctors some are Holy Kitsch!ers and have performed marvels.
The extreme summer heat is caused by an overabundance of carbon dioxide and methane top layer of atmosphere it is global warming, some billionaires cannot figure why eliminating trees and increasing cars carbon and cattle is poisoning the environment they are "yokels' different to folks who just live in the countryside doing whatever country folks do including Holy Kitsch!ers. It took billions of years for Planet Earth to create its own atmosphere there was a lot of photosynthesis going down created by tiny ocean plants over millions and millions of years to turn the CO2 into oxygen and a life giving atmosphere with an ozone layer gradually and extremely slowly planet Earth made forests. It is a closed system.
Whatever it is, carbon, plastic, water it stays on the planet. The only thing that can escape is energy eg light, radio waves, heat is kept in by the ozone layer and atmosphere. The other stuff is converted, if possible. The atmosphere is the dome of a snow dome the snow falling is the darn plastic clogging up all. Aluminium might replace plastic in some uses eg witches hats on roads tons of ideas out there mono corporations need to change plenty of equally big waiting to close the gap. 
When Penultimate Goddess Nina arrived at Bondi Beach to have high tea with Izzy at "Holy Kitsch! El High Tea House de la Bondi Beach" she was eating bunya bunya nut marzipan and hemp seed streusel in carbohydrate heaven due to influences from her new boyfriend she is always healthy, watching the global warming breakaway icebergs floating by Nina went thlunk too.
"OMG" Izzy se dice "Nina has turned into a zombie can she be revived?" It was just the global warming heat and the thought of the icebergs and smoke aaarrgh! Izzy has resisted becoming a vampire though her blood pulsed, hrunh hrunh hrunh in fear, her corazon just beating away as corazons do so thrrunking why has Nina passed out, why is the sky brown and the moon at night orange the sun all day orange, buuurrp? Nina came to blinked her eyelashy eyes open, bat, bat flutter and asked: "what happened?
There is a dust storm moving in close by, I feel it now, I feel it in my waters." Izzy se dice: "you passed out the temperature is over 40 degrees Celsius we cannot take it anymore still you're a tough cookie, burrp are your waters OK?". The flying foxes hovered out of sight.
The air was full of smoke from bushfires and coal burning energy stations so aside from the heat breathing was difficult so Izzy hacrrkkk huuurrck  "Holy smokes" Izzy se dice, was coughing whilst shaking Nina pleading for her not to become a zombie though with Izzy's dreams of mining maybe she will become one instead. The birds circled murmumurrrr.
She is working on this as mining for energy resources requires having the brain of a banana though some dinero Izzy does not have a banana brain her craft, skill, trade and professional art is acting and directing, "unleashing her creativity" is no problem for Izzy as she knows her craft well and is good at it with rigour, a real trooper she does not denigrate minority racial groups for fun either which one is she? Like HK and Penultimate Goddess Nina in her new foetus nursing path (she has been experimenting in secret). Brigade Holy are raising money in the name of MINIr. "werewolves of Newtown" or "on King St you're a King" it is a song about Newtown. Will look up hang in there.
You can appear on TV with a big hat with those billionz and use propaganda on the less informed HK wondered how Izzy felt about wearing hats. 
Los Angelos has not changed Izzy, ahem one bit, does she need a thrrrow from Holy Kitsch!? That bed ain't in no trailer park and look at that Angeleno colour very Taylor Swift, Ray's trophy would find it in bad taste The Birds that escaped the Local Raging Climate Change fires were firstly outside her hacienda flocking, looming, murmuring  following above and begun to circle "Holy Kitsch! El High Tea House de la Playa de Bondi" pecking at the glass in increasing urgency tlaloc tlaloc tlaloc, the Birds of Bondi.
There are swarms of questions facing The Life of Izzy As she is a part of Brigade Holy largely remember in an "advisory capacity only" to Holy Kitsch! on how to  escapez zee rat cage Holy eez currently stuck in no offence to all in Oz to witch Holy has great affection,
Holy K is artista for el museo de la futura and an artista all her life boo hoo she was born accidentally here instead of a nation that values artistas with rays rather than a goody two shoes the govt is anti art and anti a visual and sensory intellect, that does not exist here the billionaire media is working super hard on elimination because they are "some kind of crazed weirdos' whose lives should be misery. When HK goes near electricity technologies break down and sob sometimes they just zap it is her personal wavelengths. Izzy has noticed there is a humidity surrounding HK at all times, there is this warm humid glow, a heat always surrounding HK she cannot figure why. HK says it was because she was accidentally born in the incorrect climate.
HK is concerned about getting fatter and curses the system here daily for stealing her awesome life and her amazing livelihood it is cruel and demeaning. The Local system only works for Samoyeds who are institutionalised due to the bananas of the main players and lack of dinero. Some art around town cool by accident.
Por ejemplo: instead of a symbol Holy often saw a sign with a line through it saying HAZCHEM for years she genuinely thought it was a German brand and wondered about it trruly. A couple of years ago she found out it meant hazardous chemicals, "Holy Kitsch! who is going to figure that one?" Recently she saw a HAZMAT sign and she thought ah hah you have not fooled me this time. The mats and carpets must be hazardous, unless are they for sale?"
When she was a kid on the Gold Coast Qld on holidays there was a sign painted on the road it said peon zing ahead, then her Dad said it meant Pedestrian Crossing Ahead PEDN XING AHEAD eetz velly confusing in OZ vhy didn't they just haf the figures of pedestrianz?? Or a hump on the road?? 
This is a sign Sydney CBD (downtown). It has good info graphics except at the base there was a glaring fault. The toilets are to the opposite side ⬅️ , there is no other arrow. The one at right is set aside for disabled and for parents with bubbas. You walk around if you want to find usual toilets as the disabled one is occupied you discover the toilets are at the opposite end of the lengthy room. Weirder still, HK firstly dropped into Hyde Park Barracks UNESCO World Heritage Site which she never normally does luckily as it rained good timing, HK did not pay to go to the exhibit just stayed on the verandah, there was an installation of emu prints or prisoner arrows by Jonathon Jones, temporary due to restrictions of call out, in pebbles all round the yard, HK felt put out as she had designed a daily raked pebbles in 1998 this was coloured picturesque pebbles she had 0 hope of the broader public seeing her work and realised except for the people who stole it from exhibit as she is an intellectual radical and very clever meaning the dull are trying their darndest. The first picture is John's work HK's below, not the pebbled work. John's work is readily understood and flat as he designed it on a computer you can see, it is easy to read so Boards do not have to test themselves overly nothing against him personally though academics in Oz have first dibs on numerous call outs, are considered "normal" have multiple opportunities even if not intellectuals, I know this is different to the American scene from knowing Prof. Scott Angus, seeing Koons, Basquiat and many others same UK.
Local Academics regularly show and win in competitions and Regional Galleries it goes with their job, to be an academic is to be mainstream Local as the bureaucracy is appalling meaning the extremely mediocre can triumph, besides as an academic the more sneaky can have access to student imagination this is unique to where HK resides.
Cronyism places huge barriers in the Arts Local it is created by a lack of Arts money meeces scrabbling over contagions the rest scratching out the life of a rat. Again and again HK is told to take it like a trooper as it is usual as they say the Arts are entirely corrupt in UK and USA not nearly as much as here they would cry.
Listen the corruption here is so extreme and the money so tight it is way out of order. The taste makers have none and lack any kind of intellectual inquiry at all, certain races are faced with higher degrees of difficulties and the main donors give heavily to the Conservative Right Wing ruling parties and hold highly Conservative Regressive value systems which are championed in all call outs and art here needs to be just literal also very bleeding obvious.
Holy Kitsch! was understood by a highly diverse audience rich and poor cutting across Demographics as artists do so elsewhere, not here it is stuck in a padded cell for the bored petite bourgeoise or high turnover art product it sucks.
This is HK rendered work completed in 1998 (not the raked pebble one) though this one is triangles it was then displayed on Built Environment website UNSW, not the raked pebbles it was on exhibit separately and stolen. HK used 3 triangles for perspectival and space exploration utilising rocket science it is complex which is disliked intensely here we are taught to be Simple Minds yet there are no hard and fast rules in art though being true to oneself is a start and challenging oneself if able. HK had to conform to given limitations in first academic Land Arch project so Holy K could learn (her personal aim in said project) HK's was by hand and she built a model. She could never return as she owed the uni aprox. $1500, library fines and sporting body compulsory fees, upfront not able to be borrowed, she pleaded they drop them as her Mum had died she broke down her Mum left her nothing. They were unmoved bureaucracy rules.
A friend could not return to that uni as he omitted to withdraw in time so they said all fees were due against him, even with proof of not attending. Departments with mice print are hideous and rule all, same as the law. HK has Acquired Paperwork Phobia. 
Many in Oz opt for no university education and attend TAFE its so expensive and places you in poverty unless you have some family backing HK had a small amount then later zero not a boast it is just as it befell.
Anyhow John, En Guard! except his a bit of a dead hand, sorry, John's art is "usual", mine is extraordinary, HK has insults hurled at her. John's is recognisable as to what it is stands in for so this is a stick up yet nobody can deal with a dead hand and that is the only deal you get round this town. Maybe he is a great guy and in a rush who knows.
Mine is a plan so an unfair comparison. Mine is awesome it was huge on an A0 sheet. John did include interactive elements (I do as well situational), his were emu feet made of 3 twigs that you had to blanket/emu stitch (that is the part where you have to hang your head down sadly and be benevolent) common in art here and fine though triumphant or building upwards rarely asserted so I KNITTED emu stitches as you can build :)
ALSO: the architect of this building was transported for forgery, HK is awesome at signatures and not a bad hand at documents most Creatives can manage those it is time consuming boring and extremely fiddly. As to other works HK does not tread on their territories, do collaborate or might reference or riff. HK has been blackballed by the unintelligent, you are allowed to be a faux rebel, Koons would starve and be on the streets as he would be judged mad and his life choices as weird, balance is ill understood.
Then HK went on to Customs House where she was headed first place, to the library, it once exhibited architecture and design, no more. Culture is thought of as stupid and too elite in Oz. HK found that sign you see.  This is normal. 
The prior Friday evening of that weekend HK had a cat approach her Crown St, Surry Hills asking directions to Town Hall Library, young and trendy as people are round there HK se dice: locate a tram stop and alight Town Hall. This is weird as who asks where a library in CBD downtown is located or anywhere and then asks HK or even knows there is one at Town Hall and in the evening what are it's hours and know I will know? People do happen on Geminis or the cat knew this was HK. This made HK think of Customs House so in that direction pussy footed HK on the Sunday. Maybe HK should try Town Hall Library maybe this cat is trying to tell HK something.
They are illiterate in the roads Department. The buses have a card swipe system, tourists cannot find vendors, nevertheless the lit machine says SWIPE HERE except you do not, you swipe WAY BELOW, they did not use the same area for the text they separated it out as they must have tendered the job to cousins proving that cheaper prices does not work nor cousins no offence to Holy Kitsch! cousins.In the past they would have used a cute picture of a dog with a pointing paw making us feel more dog-like this is considered too low tech.
Not only that in-between times when you cannot swipe it says WAIT well what else are you going to do on the bus? The rider has no choice on the matter though you can spend your time checking out others or listening in to conversations so it could say LOOK SIDEWAYS or READ ME, LOOK AT PHONE, the field is wide open. Pictograms are faster and multi lingual.
Here is another Local sign 
A very dangerous to passengers and pedestrians bus station was built in my community. It is under a building street level. The architects had never caught a bus in their lives nor the people in govt signing off on it let alone how to read a plan. This station must have been cheap as “tax payers want freeways and don’t want to pay nor do companies" as the  public transport as you know from monopoly is a utility so best it’s owned by govt nobody makes a profit from utilities it is not worth the struggle.
Utilities are for the broadest public possible and planet's best interests. Instead our govts love PLAIN and CHEAP except for the coliseum. You alight on an interior pavement about two of my feet wide then feel around for the glass opening doors to a place that is empty bar a newsagent, train commuters and advertising. New sign above zay are reading my mailz its way better 15/05/20. The buses pull in and out of and bear down on footpath people outside constantly as they join the road and inside as nobody is sure whether you stay in the glass box or not. Here is an even better HK suggestion as the district has a large Jewish diaspora. The hand is universal. Stop for buses in some "house languages" can read as bus stop word order is a stumbling block in new languages I think "bus" in bus stop is called an adjectival noun?? An idea: Have the drivers operate a button, a boom gate comes down like Dubai art piece, we all look Left or Right for the buses. It would be copyright so discussion would be needed plus HK would like some recognition for once in goddam life she cannot go on doing this for free she is not wealthy. Or put the boom gates on a sprung hinge they block the entrance when open. When they are stopping foot traffic if up and down they could play carillion music like the old train crossing boom gates.
Nobody would think to look at the first sign besides the buses block it and you are busy checking the road for buses so looking left in my nation, right in the case of where the buses exit it is unclear on which as to entry exit. I checked and there is some yellow signage on the pavement. Exit and entry are super dangerous. Who passed this one? It’s depressing and in a very busy shopping area with huge foot traffic and a "glamorous" shopping mall. There are huge numbers of tourists many non English speaking. Maybe the designers were from a Remote Developing Nation, no offence so did not know how to design for a First World nation with busy hubs that had more money than them. 19/05/20 saw an elderly man hobble slowly across the multi lane exit, a lone figure against the oncoming buses the drivers must be scared too. Lucky he was not at the lights with a pedestrian crossing he was not fast enough so rude cars would have hooted at him or worse.This arrow is in the art district of Dubai and it is quite busy and happy being an arrow even if streets are empty due to Covid19 current 17/5/2020. This arrow disturbs outer space, is it a cursor eek?  We live with so much signage yet here is an arrow daring to be a lone arrow, a black arrow pointing to who knows where? Well balanced. Hmm is this arrow pointing to the hand which is still not HK's lost crown it is just not the right fit and briefly on top of NZ Museum in an earlier post which arose from the film performance by Shana Moulten about our planet repeating Link Thanks to Shana and other cutting edge artists seeing critically. Take a look I think the hand is floating and allied to the Hand of Fatima or croissants hmm. Shana has added to her free to meeces video since HK first uploaded. HK likes the way she has used a sentimental approach cleverly. A clear voice post hippy affirming the small, the slow and a place that looks like a home, bet it is heated!, Not here we are freezing. Enviro friendly power is strong in EU even some nations Nth Africa. USA is now manufacturing wind generators, below is a cool one by a Tunisian that flaps like a bird. Times are moving past coal quickly. HK spoke to an Irish girl today in a pharmacy she said she had never been so cold as in Oz, me too.
Another thought: Buildings have no issues with steep drives to their underground car park. Council could direct all traffic or buses only and re-locate the bus station under the plaza.
These are Tyler wind turbines by a Tunisian. They do not generate as much electricity though are quieter than current ones so instead of telegraph poles in a street you might see these one day. They flap imitating the wings of a hummingbird. There are a ton of inventions if the govt is not stupid. Best in a breezy environment Denmark put their wind turbines in the sea.
You can buy wave electricity generators now as well somewhere on loin. You could place the above on a cliff edge eg Eastern Suburbs Cemetery there go their souls, on bridges just so long as it is a windy bluff. With Green diversity of means is important so you combine this with solar elsewhere, what about solar graves that is cool?
Does anybody have an issue proving they are not robots "on loin"? You have have to identify traffic lights or crossings or cars on CAPTCHA but sometimes they overlap a tiny tiny bit to next pic in grid or they are super blurry you are unsure and they are photographed in post apocalyptic landscapes, HK tries more than once.
Izzy se dice "the corazon of the issue is how to convince #anybodyatall you are a valuable asset to humanity, "HK you are def not disposable" furthermore galleries NYC LA Chicago Berlin Mexico City, MAMA Algiers and MASS will love you I am certain, or fear you one or the other, HK sadly se dice "they fear me" nevertheless I am zee batty one living in zee rat attic and lost my own crown somewhere.
Izzy is anxious she is currently a part of a new Seven Up of Witches series. Holy K has made a promize zings will get betterz somehowz, somevayz somewherez zee world vee vill findz newz wayz of livingz
The photo on the left shows dastardly new appearance in Paddington. It is meant for wheel chairs up steps to a small plaza. It is an insult to anybody black or in a wheelchair and aggressive architecture that informs people on their unknown brain levels this place hates your presence, very Communist. It is Neat Clean and Tidy so is barely used. No Balinese leaf imprints on the concrete steps, no stamped designs or formwork it would help with traction as to steps and incline, no coloured Mexican steps here or steps with graffiti words. It is a blot on the landscape and poorly thought through and it screams "I know I have to put something in for wheelchairs but it is a nuisance so I will be sloppy as I do not want a nanny state and will state that clearly and I do not like black. Taxpayers will be kept happy and consumers" It took the guys about two months to build this. There are artistic black tiles even bitumen can be done well and self mending, new invention Mexico Dyson Vacuum award winner see other pages. Crushed used glass can be used as aggregate in mixes. What about tiny tiles same as ones in pic right. Or support the area with metal demister and grow buffalo grass on the soil on top. It encroaches on everything, no worries as this plaza is dead boring nobody uses it and has only one bench no tables no sculpture if there was a sculpture it would be a dull mass produced piece created by non artists local or created by somebody from the local vanity gallery suppressing creativity due to her Conservative Communistic connections as these are the only two who have opportunities. The area is small enough to use shears if grassy though nobody is educated enough to use shears anymore instead they use something energy inefficient and noisy. Finally the incline is steep and daunting good for skateboards only. It is an example of utility architecture which denies there is life on this planet, indigenous of all nations never lived in this kind of denial. Oh all is right angles too. Does not mean in reply all need be "noice" it can go in a zillion different directions. HK has designed a new wheelchair when she raised the idea to the universities they were disinterested. So much for encouragement.
The Roads Dept in Oz are ill educated. They bury important electrical cabling under the tar road, no locking entrance flush with the road they cover it all with hot tar. From 10.00pm to 4.00 am they dig up the road with jackhammers and enormous trucks that have beepers so loud you can hear them across the mountain ranges seal it up and start from scratch following night. If you complain you are told you are mad and not FOR progress. BTW they use a private company so they cannot say it is public v private. It is not progress it is regressive. There must be a zillion choices on how to reach those cables but they choose the noisiest, dirtiest, hardest most communist and most expensive. Who are these people in charge? Did they ask the kewpies to figure things out?
A recent challenge, HK bought a new electric jug, pleased with her compact choice, the resting plate then the glass and steel so she can see the water bubbling. On bringing it home thought it wise to wash first so put it in the empty kitchen sink and thoroughly rinsed. Turned it upside down and there was a sign "do not immerse in water," did boil some water after so far so good.
Whilst busy with Holy "expert advice" Izzy became navigationally challenged so omitted Soapie Super Star Status, Puberty Blues is NOT a Soapie nor was the film where she fell preggers nor the one with invaders from space and Izzy saved the planet and Izzy omitted NidA and Holy Kitsch! does not know if Inside or outside a text box or if she fits #anythingatall Izzy is pure star dust
Text boxes are being phased out on CVs as corporations vishing to employz zee robotz globally haf new scanning programmez invented by zee Maniacz of Zee Univerzes to enzure nobody eez humanz vee are all robotz zervingz zee greater Billionairez purposes who live in the Bahamas (zee most nasty greedy war mongering onez who vant cheaper prices).
Advices is find a job vhere robotz do not appliez and who do not care eef there eez a text box or not ybee or if you are outside or inside the box or if boxes exist at all.  
Artz eez alwyaz transportable and adrezzes zee Localz and Internationalz vee haf vayz of findings zee Arts thankfully for manieacz globally, 
HK is lending Izzy advice on documentation for her miner's licence offering assistance for a fee, she will ensure that the final docs are printable and that the others have no text boxes so long as Izzy can foot the bill on Photoshop and Illustrator the entire suite plus a bonus.
It is highly recommended on leaving school to study Graphic Design become zee Creative az eet lendz zee abilities to manipulate documentz, zat iz worth lucre and vhy theyz are called Creativez by corporations.
Decent artists should be able to manipulate a document given enough time and some tools and a table and make the most evil company look half good. Creativez are vhat a company usez to zell #anythingatall so politicianz are frequent users, they do not risk paying Cheaper Prices demanded by the Consumer for something zo important zame mega mono companiez.
Nothing wrong with soapies and NiDA they are good systems, soapies in South America are a sure path to fame and fortune, just being on TV can be.
Nina's parents who are hanging on to The Hacienda Hideaway in the Hunter, yet to be mined and fracked by Izzy with her miner's licence are in the Côte D'Azure as cabana carers their yacht is in mooring because now it is winter there, they do not pay rent. They care take the sprawling cabana whilst owners are in USA rather than having to rent a house in Sydney, renovate it for the owners to increase its value then be kicked out as it's going on the market and Penultimate Goddess Nina's Mum and Dad would lose the Bond that was forcibly extracted as they neglected to renovate the house fully and bring it back to original pristine condition after residing there for 12 months at huge expense to support the struggling landlord.
Whilst renting long term in Sydney the Swedes utilised their camping skills to survive the untenable conditions and regain their Bond, rather than hospitable landlords need to be re brand as the Inhospitable Industry. They had considered the new govt $25,000 loan scheme for renovations but none had residence, that way they could afford to renovate the rented premises to the degree the landlord approved and retain their Bond.
They decided the rentals were designed as a punishment by someone from an emerging nation. In the inner city and further on the windows were mean and sparse, tiny partitioned areas to make a bedroom, a toilet you could fall into whilst still in bed it was so close, hmm se dice one of them, “you can really see that prisoner past in the design of buildings here, these landlords must be from the Third World and ill educated due to poverty poor beings. Places here are dearer than Stockholm, dingy and they have been cleaned too many times by frightened tenants making them neat clean and tidy only scrubbed to the bone. The fridge looks weird on top of the washing machine and we feel embarrassed having guests as the washing machine is in the same room as the living room, actually it is just one room with a partition for the bedroom.
In Sweden by law the landlord must heat an apartment to min 18c max 24c so tenants are neither living in an oven nor an igloo. This nation was the coldest they had been in their lives gee guess developing nation designers and landlords live in the Bahamas with lots of palm trees for shade. In France, Greece, UK, USA , Italy, Turkey and Spain all EU the heating is fixed heating and turned on in winter. Greece has a similar climate to Oz as does southern USA. EU nations are switching to enviro friendly energy. They all have heating laws so tenants do not perish. They implement building codes that are environmentally friendly. Here in Oz the landlords are so poor with just primary school education they cannot afford minimum standards the tenant instead must maintain the building gratis for the landlord, heating and cooling even though they are employing the landlord to do the job well and paying very highly just to house sit the abode whilst the landlord waits for it to increase in value to re-sell later. CSIRO has stated that Oz houses resemble tents with drafts, heat issues, single pane windows, colder than outside in winter a lack of insulation and more.
Tenants feel very sorry that the landlords are struggling away under palm fronds in Developing Nations so are encouraged to assist them in every way possible. Landlords belong to an extra strong union that is backed by our government. Their union is as strong as the mining billionaires union. Politicians back landlords as they want those postal votes from zees Landlordz zcattered around zee globe zame billionaires.
Holy Kitch’s older sister died from hypothermia some years back, the cold. The apartment was like an ice cube and she less well at the time RIP. Australia has a higher rate of death by hypothermia than Sweden! In Sweden it is only outdoors here it is only indoors it is disgusting.
In EU USA and UK heating is a fixture like the stove or water. People probably die of heat exhaustion too here but the Landlords have grouped so well nobody can beat them even though all of us pay them very high wages as they wait for property prices to increase. Maybe they forgot to take out insurance that is why they cannot do their jobs properly. If a tenant defaults on rent the insurance covers that landlords must be the worst employees on earth.
The Swedes purchased rubber furniture (user prays system) so the walls stayed neat clean and tidy and erected their tents in the bedrooms in a bring your own wall and ceiling system. They bought a camping stove to avoid the dangerous looking stove which when HK saw se dice "even my long dead parents RIP never owned such an old stove" and expense of connecting electricity to the badly wired cabana then put cardboard box lining on all floors to cover the polyester ugly ugly ugly gray carpets with dangerous glues which they were terrified of staining it sounded costly to steam clean on departure. Was the landlord needy? Maybe the landlord was so poor he had never seen a wool, cotton, Persian or raffia carpet before let alone a Holy Kitsch! hand woven carpet with natural pigments from Mexico what about floating timber floors they are cheap?
The landlord refused to move the dangerous stove out of the abode as the tourists furniture was now obstructing. The polyester carpet oh so hideous was attracting dirt. It was way worse than a packed earth dirt floor, there were no sheep involved for certain. The li-los left no footprints nor the beanbags and as the quarters were tiny they had little room to walk. They bought a rotary washing machine nobody knows if the washing machine will be included they were thinking of a Holy Kitsch! washboard many places there were no laundry tubs just a space with taps
They bought extra panes of glass as building standards are so budget here. The struggling building owners never install double or triple glazing for sound proofing and insulation. Most apartments post 1960 are designed by very poor rural people from developing nations, (nothing against them) and they feel lost designing with contemporary fixtures for a modern city. They do not need spend much time indoors in the Bahamas or Bali.
The apartment the Swedes had to settle on in desperation had a loft bedroom, it was minute so the designer added built-ins that were waist high looking out over the void. Did the architect from the rural village own miniature suits, miniature shirts or perhaps he/she just wore a loin cloth? There was no room for a wardrobe or chest of drawers though all these tiny storage cupboards built in the living room below the loft they must use those in developing nations.
Landlords think 1st World people hate decoration and are art phobic so ban hanging anything on the walls nor do they install picture rails.
Landlords, developers and architects also think 1st World people are huge so 2 of the Swedes had enormous issues reaching the kitchen cupboards they bought a step stool.
Another apartment they saw had water washing all over the floor from the shower, fine if in SE Asia but it was translating badly to a business woman's apartment who is wearing socks stockings or shoes and it is winter as she sloshes and leaves after using the wet floored loo.
They discovered the cabana was boiling in summer and freezing in winter and all windows faced the incorrect directions as the builders did not reorient the houses for the Southern Hemisphere this habit continues from the days of Colonisation. Nobody here gets windows right. Some places were double brick, if not the walls were so thin you could hear the neighbours, slum like as is the system for garbage bins overflowing in numerous blocks of apartments. This reflects developing nations inability to enact laws for a clean environment and clean rivers as that must be where the landlord lives apologies to cats in developing nations. They provide minute bathroom cabinets as the landlord only owns a toothbrush, comb and razor. There are no community compost bins which could work with care one each street hmm with a lock. The landlord employs somebody with a leaf blower so the sound will drive all tenants pecans he/she thinks this is Progress.
The designers think all city folk hate nature due to love of buildings so often omit balconies windows and even a tiny garden. These designers are very poorly paid. In desperation the Swedes bought a radiator they had to huddle around at night and shiver counting the days to a holiday. You rarely see relaxed photos of tenants indoors in winter in Oz they are rugged up and freezing to death or go out to use their computers in the sun or heated cafe. The tourists considered spending their nights in a shopping mall it was so cold and power costs so high.
The Swedes are looking forward to genuine hospitality, fresh crisp linen sheets changed daily, being entirely messy as they will return and all will be magically folded and tidy, there will be nettle soup with their Continental breakfast which is vegetarian and kosher for all, one is Hindu so vaguely vegetarian, one Moslem so careful on certain foods not overly fussed and the other Christian she watches her health. They will have heating.
Loads of light, fresh air and a chef's kitchen if they wanted to have an event with friends, the Holy Sheep hinted that that was good bonhomie so why not? Aaahh, the bucolic. The drinkers were looking forward to their complimentary evening port, the Holy Sheep said you are welcome when do you want a roast I have a loin? Air con too and adjustable. As this was a well run guest house there were outdoor video cameras and a nightwatchman they knew they would be safe from the usual murderers.
Holy Kitsch! really did build new walls in the Enmore Rd shop with iron hard recycled timber and installed an enormous antique wooden door from South America. Holy K also built with the same wood a shrine and central table, it left new wood for dead so installing walls is not unknown in a rental.
The State govt has considered the option to enforce all tenants to install false walls and ceilings in domestic tenancies so the struggling landlord takes no risks at all same as commercial tenancies. It is odd how farmers who take risks are subsidised yet retailers, domestic tenants, manufacturers and museums are despised and not considered to contribute to the community at all yet they make up the fabric of a modern city along with artistas, actors, models, cafes, aerodynamic hairdressers, bio-dynamic restaurants, fabo hotels, naturopaths, herbal remedies, herbal cruelty free cosmetics, unusual organic fruit and vegetables, seafood vendors, movie makers, dance studios, butchers, photographers, event organisers, patisseries, designers, engineers, sausage makers with knowable ingredients, brewers, bakers, educational institutions, theatres, cinemas, gyms, childcare centres, expensive French cookware, MINIr, rocket scientists, HK lab, glamorous tourist guides and advisers, Scandinavian genuine vintage Modernist furniture stores, peculiar Chinese Lucky stores, Venetian glass chandeliers, Balinese carvers, magic crystal stores, writers, herbalists, Holy Kitsch!, and much more. 
Cats are encouraged to stay at home and be afraid by mega marketing gurus so as to buy the tacky and useless, btw art is not useless people who cannot find a use for art are Right Wing fanatics with zero humanity art arrived on Earth with us humans first and very early.
Tourists do not only shop for labels or Waltzing Matilda, Holy Kitsch! knows that first hand, they also explore and are not always interested in the obvious like catching a tram to Chinatown, thence through the electoral boundary of Surry Hills through to the uni for the students and newly wealthy who live in Chinatown and Surry Hills which is changing, saving them a bus trip and that is one section that succeeds, thence Randwick race track where media and co invested a lot into cruel horse racing with whips and bursting lungs rather than art as art literacy level here is rock bottom unless you make it totally obvious or have a pretence of sophistication a person could twist themselves in knots on those points, City Council selected artists all appear to come from one gallery only or work in the academies it's a closed shop. 
The tram cost billions next bid and that is just the Chinatown one, the Chinese vote is important, worth it to remain in power indefinitely by showing off a flash tram on an electoral boundary with targeted new voters who they hope are more conservative due to their prior govt being conservative. There are those who pour out of the advertising heavy Town Hall train station diverse nationalities. There is another tram to Drummoyne as the cicadas ate Five Dock and most of Drummoyne it is newly wealthy and the govt wants their votes, statistically a high number in private schools and huge number with degrees unemployment very low so Premier would be after those comfy votes, most are paying a mortgage, HK looked up the statistics from the Census. Those who are poor miss out as your vote is worthless as are free radicals and intellectuals btw being in Menses does not make you intellectual, I dunno never met a Menses I do not think they do art eg like below!
The Swedish train stations in Stockholm are awesome like decorated caves and famous. 
Typical train station, Stockholm, no billboards. Note how there are no pictures of the depressed by Local artists. Here all they are concerned about is parking and ameenities, truly I just read a survey, surveys tell you nothing about experience, nature, Art or sensuality how can they?
The Moscow underground stations look like palaces. New York City Stations have paintings and mosaics. Commuters here pass through depressing shabbiness advertising “internet plans” on huge billboards or screens in Sydney. At a city rail station in Sydney a cousin of the Premier, Deirmendjian whose wife made HK's life even worse as she was heavily influenced by her husband she took part in an act of vilification, obtained a commission to show a video to commuters. Installation by Hermann Josef Hack Insta hackmannnjosef. This artista has indexed his enormous cache of sketchbooks. That is his main game, one after another he draws in these sketch books, he starts with a frame they are thoughts from his multi headed self and interior planes flying overhead are involved. This is a rail station in Köln Germany, St Pauls as you can see they are fortunate to have such groovy installations by such other world dogs like Hermann he paints as well and supports a Green Future as does Germany this is recycled tarpaulins so much art in EU and Germany renown for having one of the densest amount of art galleries and museums on the globe. Unfortunately we are not getting this kind of quality as we are referred to as consumers.
Faith Ringgold, Flying Home: Harlem Heroes and Heroines with designer Tim Tait. Faith does performances, quilts, paintings and more. This is for Haarlem train station and has her fave heroes and heroines in mosaic as she sees them in a fave old song. Far more stimulatingly intellectual than looking at an internet plan on a screen or aimless white figures in a blizzard whilst waiting for a train when in the underground.
Sweden is wealthy with well known brands as the government has encouraged quality manufacturing whereas here most manufacturing went off shore along with invention. The people who make the most money here are morons sorry to moronics. They can only dig holes or farm with huge amount of pesticides so it resembles mining.
Employees wages do not differ as radically as here giving the nation a laid back air though freezing in winter.
Precision Springs disappeared as all governments were disinterested here in assisting companies with subsidies usually they talk tax cuts ,that's it. They are for billionairez, particularly as to areas such as the Middle East which was totally ignored as to trade then, unless you were a farmer or miner, nothing much has changed HK's father had to take his own translator to his own stall at the trade fairs, madness it was a minefield trying to bargain with huge oil companies with no Consular or Diplomatic backing.
The State believes "user prays" UK started user prays too thanks to Murdochs rags same as here in medieval times meaning there were many beggars and numerous poor or working slaves the landlords were very wealthy.
In the Renaissance for complex reasons there was great wealth so numerous cats competing and showing off their art. They were not censored like Holy Kitsch! or in China, Brazil and Venezuela or hidden nor were they enforced to point at the sky constantly saying  God or something or surrounding a specific church is there as what if the something is elsewhere the cats from the past became inventive and the challenge created awesome paintings without hitting you on the head the best artists had humours.
They were very adept at negotiating the pitfalls. 
They worked hard with a long and arduous apprenticeship lending them a depth as to experiences and the rawness of tough work conditions mixing with a broad variety of people just the ordinary and merchants they were not divorced from realities.
They snuck in heaps of info for cats and servants, metaphor was important that is why society is wary of us cats we know how to do stuff.
When times are buoyant as when Holy Kitsch! had the galleries numerous businesses and artistas can exist without cannibalisation leading to diversity much to the wrath of EEE Con Omists and mega corporations who want us to be unholy jumbucks they can sell stuff to us without even needing to try, ie controllable and they wish to dominate the market currently with toilet paper as The People are now so desperate for a quid they are confused.
It may be true prices are higher in good times though so is everybody’s wealth and wages and the diversity is fresh air. When the Great Depression occurred Woodie Guthrie sang your “$2 shoes hurt my feet” when prices are too low somebody is losing, everybody does it spirals downward and disparity increases though the power hungry can step into the vacuum as Pinochet did and the Brazilian president Bolsanaro or happened in Cuba so they are now having issues with freedoms though maybe less bad than the gangsters who controlled everything there.
Nina's parents do not even need to go to the Tribunal to force the owner's hand to return the Bond on the cabana all they have to do is ensure the cabana appears identical to when they moved in and the garden is well tended, rocky garden edges in good repair so it truly looks picture perfect on the Côte D'Azure whilst Swedish guests enjoy their hospitality at the Hunter Hideaway the Swedish do not need lift a finger unless they cook then no need to clean the stove after and being a guest house the stove is safe and the fuses are modern due to regulatory requirements plus they are professionally cleaned the entire process is transparent and non high tech. Wow landlords don’t make your bed or clean your premises they do "reverse hospitality."
They do the "inhospitable." 
Nina's parents have not figured a way to request guests to do the gardening when they stay at the Hideaway, nor the cleaning and minor renovation costs. Nina's parent's guests do not wake the other guests at the Hideaway with loud all night parties nor park in other's drives as it is a properly run establishment and there are state regulations as to how a guest house is run with how many people and how hygienic. The guests pay them for good hospitality and they do get that excellent hospitality in return.
There is one turquoise door at the Hideaway with rough lettering: "HAZMAT inside, haberdashery notions and mercery property of Holy Kitsch! School of Arts signed Mimi"
There are varieties of guest houses, this ensures the guests are not living in a fire hazard, the walls are not made of paper, guests are not poisoned nor do they have a dreadful accident in the non-Council approved extension and it is disability friendly nor are they spied upon by hidden cameras (it happens in the gig economy they even boast about it small print) Nina's parents as a joke wondered if the Swedes would mind be woken up with a leaf blower or maybe they could just use one all day and drive them batty, babies cry children scream and pensioners teeth rattle when you turn on the leaf blower/hoover. 
Nobody remembers what a broom or a rake is so everybody uses an energy inefficient noisy device just to move leaves around as leaves are considered a blot on the landscape they are the leaf haters as leaves are ugly ugly ugly. The Hideaway staff use brooms and rakes, swoosh, swoosh, broosh brackle.
Holy Kitsch! did not ask even one patron to clean the floor at Surry even Izzy never asked patrons even though patrons paid for goodies they were not enforced to renovate the store or clean the loo.
Holy asked patrons could  they pay the 3 month guarantee in advance but they all said no she will have to pay as commercial leases are even worse than domestic leases in some commercial tenancies the tenant has to install the ceilings truly, domestic landlords are inching on that one backed by the media as tenants are "the scum of the Earth" along with leaves and melon seeds. You do not pay a deposit in Sweden and the landlord cannot grow tired of you and evict you readily.
Even though the net has radically changed the retail landscape Landlords live back in the Industrial Revolution of coal powered steam engines that enslaved millions in grimy toil including kids then sent many to Oz as half dead small dog breeds.
Enslaved Africans died in gin mills for cheaper cotton so the Landlords new plan is to become more stingy and raise the rent higher and higher and build even more retail shops meaning cats are enslaved or enslave others so that some can compete with Deal of the Day or Black Friday which was on fire last year and shoppers "consumers" who do not care how it came to be as they certainly did get Deal of the Day.
They do not know whether buying Deal of the Day is crook as the Government does not regulate on issues anymore like the unseen and unknown. The media has created a war on staff by lulling us with "tech is better" in the same way as in Animal Farm 4 legs good 2 legs better, well it is for parts of the media as their advertisers sell on the net nothing against the net Holy K uses the net.
The landlords tell her it is not them it is the banks yet some landlords have owned turf for yonks besides if the turf has lost value the landlord believes the tenant pays more and the landlord has the State on side who has the media onside as they all own large swathes of turf except the tenants who might need more flexibility in their wolfish models so all is shuttered that is good for PM and he wants loads of cheap and tacky imports to appease the coal buyers. If we stop buying the tack we cannot sell polluting coal back so he figures and the profits only go to about two people in Oz.
Caring regulations are not Nanny State they prevent corrupt practices they are common sense meaning Swedish tourists who love it here can feel safe in their Hideaway so long as the global warming bush fires do not kill them or the floods swamp them all or Izzy with her miner's licence kill us. She is going to mine and frack despite anything anyone tells her, thar is fracking in them thar hills and iron orrrre otherr hills.
If regulations are removed rivers eg USA rivers will become toxic some are already, like India, Mexico and China, not the catz fault companies can just go berko, meeces are not warned nor farmers educated its mad. India, Brazil and China have air so polluted you can barely see, how can that be good? The entire planet needs a vigorous approach to global warming or we are dead meat. Car companies do not like that one bit, they sell huge amounts of cars now in Asia the new status symbol it sucks, they have big money to knock dissidents out.
In Oz when you are "just a renter" weirdly not a "paying guest" you still have to care-take yet are not paid a cent! If the landlord rebuilds the exterior of your rented hacienda waking tenants at 7.00 am with diamond saws and jackhammers this is considered a just punishment to renters at being just muck and not even own a cabana on the Côte D'Azure, in Paris the min. domestic rental lease is 3 years and rent has controls, it is normal to rent and doable. They overthrew the ruling gentry and took them to the guillotine, not suggesting sacrificial offerings. In the USA the North defeated the South and slaves were freed took time they were still marginalised. If the landlord installs light coloured carpets you are a gonna.
When Prof Scott visited he was enslaved so he could DJ for Holy Kitsch! and was better than HK. He kept reminding Holy to keep the music pumping. He chose to stay in a hotel room it was cute and he was in the the gay district which felt safe and the ambience was non gulag inside and out. The room was serviced, no restaurant though one next door a tonne down the street and he had a respectable living area with a modern bathroom just missing the kitchen, no worries. He did not have to hoover his lodgings before leaving and it cost about the same as a studio apartment in the same district, go figure. If there had been a stove he would not be requested to clean it till it was span new before departure the cooker would be workable even if an old fuel stove a Kooka and it would work, he would not have to take the ancient collectible ceramic fuse plug out of the wall so the oven would switch off otherwise they will raise the rent as rewiring costs so only hotels rewire.
Better not say too much about the cooker unless you buy your own and lug it around on your back with you as you travel the Planet along with the fridge, printer and washing machine a heavy load to lug and back breaking. The only space for the fridge is on top of the washing machine both of which are in the "living room" along with the barely working impossible to clean stove.
HK has a stove using a dot system as to which plate the knob belongs to. They are just above the oven facing her 🂤 She can never remember if the top left hand dot for example is the one at the rear if you see the dots as laying horizontal or the one at the front as the maker sees the top as the front and the bottom line as the rear which she thinks is correct so anyhow burnt her fingers on a hot saucepan she thought was on a cold hot plate.
Long term renters (which is normal in most nations except Oz) never know if they have to lug a fridge, printer and washing machine around there are no rules on that as this govt does not believe in good regulatory rules for tenants so people are littering the landscape with fridges, printers and washers, nobody ever knows when they move does it come with a fridge and washer and do they function? The People of New York City use laundry services or are good at washing by hand like travellers due to the apartments just being old so maybe less taxing on the environment. Paris has rent protection except for luxurious and it is not the number of bedrooms it is square metres. The min rental period there is usually 3 years as people do not want to move constantly and way less own houses in France. Commercial tenancies are different too same UK.
The media hold a poor opinion on Local renters who these days do fall behind in the rent as wages have dropped dramatically since this govt got in backed by propaganda from the billionaire mediaz. They are punishing those who want to succeed and have get up and go they prefer we all become miners, minions or robots. ahem I would like to point out I do not know what beliefs Izzy or Nina hold as to #anythingatall same with Prof. Scott Angus I know he is kind, generous and for a future he writes about that on FB. 
Scott even had a fairly paid front desk staff who monitored his guests and he paid NO Bond can you believe that? He felt well cared for and as safe as anyone can be and swam in the hotel pool too and did not have to clean the pool. The hotel swiped his card though never mentioned checking how much was in his account, his tax records or his job he waz undercoverz.
Not only that they did not move in the workmen at 7.00 am in the morning and tell him they omitted to take insurance out so tough his room with a view was ruined and it did have great city views. He left the entire hotel room extremely messy with scuff marks and the usual spilt coffees. 
HK lived in an apartment with storm damage, the renovations took months with diamond saws and jackhammers, she had returned from a gruelling solo trip thought she had avoided them. She requested she be relocated both landlord and court refused yet if she had broken the lease she would have been liable for remaining rent. The landlord was very poor so she had to use her extra special electro magnetism to work even harder so he could live the good life whilst his property improved in value. He had no insurance. HK had to move rapido she started to literally fall to pieces, all she had was a small reduction in rent no offer to pay for a removalist or an apartment similar in standards. HK had re started her studio against all odds. She ran out one morning freshly waxed and naked in protest terrified, the men were outside the plate glass windows daily, HK could not think to find her clothes the noise was deafening!
That was a drain on managing the galleries and her life and the typical anti art reaction you get here zey are very backward except Holy Kitsch!ers. Take a look at a picture of Lang Hangcock to see how hideous some locals are, he actually looks as if related to the Kochs do not know why who all wear false teeth even though mucho dinero.
Both the museum NSW and major gallery AGNSW ran exhibitions in competition to HK yet lacked the good manners to purchase from her or invite her in for a talk, perhaps she is not considered "a lady" The Museum was nasty even though they used a skull to advertise except their exhibition was hysterical, they sold wares in competition to us with zero explanation, would they do the same with aboriginal art? That was bad at Xmas it was in cahoots with Murdoch who backed the exhibition how nasty HK is small.
A big bank that ripped off HK badly by doing something shifty though legal and backs the AGNSW that stole our customers and refused to acknowledge HK as the Board are higher beings whose matriarch is a Packer who donated an enormous amount to Liberal Party last election. Their chairman was on Board of COFA UNSW art school it is all besties this neck of the woods.
That was anti Arts though HK wants to start MINIr outside of that coterie. The Packers want art that conforms to their vision of the world, makes it easy for the goody two shoes.
In Scott's hotel there were hanging hooks on the wall and there were tah dah pictures, originals even, think they were bolted and alarmed too big for a suitcase it was on the border. In The Brand New Scheme directed by our govt and media decorations are banned, if anybody has pictures they must lean, not hang. That leaves the flickering TV. Scott is coming to Bali to watch the Mexican wedding and photograph it as it is special.
The border is manned to stop the chilly Goths from invading from the inner West and strange death's head hairy bogans from the South, then there are the trance like zombies in the North and drug addicts and underemployed of Waterloo hi Waterloo know it is mixed, Holy Kitsch!ers are everywhere. Scott was unsure which side of the border was best though his decision looked right and Gay Mardi Gras was in town.
Nina's Hideaway has a stove that works so her parents are trying to figure ways to have the guests clean the stove and might change it into a rental after all as the stove is a bit aged and they save on staff thus reducing the amount of employed people here leaving them ripe for underpaid work for dodgy companies or drug mules, the aim is to have numerous underemployed as the working poor as they might buy the seedless melons no questions asked and Deal of the Day.
The Swedes had huge issues reaching the Hunter Hideaway as the Premier of this state does not believe in public transport, they could barely find a way out of the city, no trams all roads said Newcastle or Wollongong only and the signage used no symbols they were about to hitch hike yet no warning literature for them, Lorrcals said do not it is highly dangerous and it is so, they cannot drive on our side of the road with expertise so their options reduced aside from unreadable road signs and unreadable highly complex parking meters and parking signs, the govt just repeat EE CON O MEE  or terms like TAX PAYER and CONSUMER anti human terms, smaller businesses are vending machines for the government saving the govt time nobody mentions that the unemployed pay GST too as do tourists, some can get that back.
The Swedes decided on bicycles as they could feel the wind and smell the eucalypts that were not burnt out. One of them used an electric cycle.
The trio departed Sydney singing "Våaltzing Mätilda Våaltzing Mäatilda Vouuu vill Comez a Våaltzing Mätilda Vith meeee hee hee hoot whistle I am zee patriot" thanks Pussy Riot and HK knows Swedes personally no offence they just hoot and whistle when they talk. They stopped at a road side diner and one used a Disabled loo, there were TWO LARGE BUTTONS...one was black and said LOCK the bottom one green UNLOCK she could read those and pressed the black button, somebody opened the door as it did NOT lock, he was Czech and could only read Russian, she omitted to look at a tiny light that did not turn red, pressed again as TWICE was the go and it locked as the minuscule light went red. Why not use a padlock sign?? Next to the loo was a large button with a sign saying Press for Emergency, OK if you read English and a fully literate adult, it might be the toilet flusher who is to know?? What happens?? Is it a phone?? An alarm?? A lock?? Does a hand come out and grab you by the groin?? You could try and see what happens. There was no Braille or raised symbols eg padlock raised symbols could work? When the Czech went in he was there for ages. Outside waited a colour blind person.
Cars kept aiming at the Swedes, crazed drivers  in enormous Land Cruisers that resemble army tanks it was super scare HK has witnessed them aiming at cyclists which is ignorant, there were no cycle lanes. After the burnt out section the trio were met with a ball of flames it was corazon stopping thrrunker thrunker thrunker. They were near an estuary hoped it had no toxic algae bloom from overuse of fertilizers with run off and leapt in whoo hoo with their cycles trying to keep afloat with the flamingos. They waited as the flames licked with a deathly roar, mucho smoke and dry lightning bolts. They survived and emerged with the same colour skin. They kept riding, they had rain ponchos for wet weather who knows?
They had passed through the territory of flames a la Bonanza tland tland nah nah nah nah-nah tland tland tland tland thland tland noticing the sky darker and a greenish hue, the pressure dropped difficult to describe makes a person flighty, squabbly. That was when the hail came the ponchos of little use. "Holy's fault for certain" se dice one, "she sent those golf balls from Trumpism down when she cursed PM, they rained down on Parliament House to remind him the Gods are angry, its HK's mother's curse tlaloc tlaloc tlaloc to remind the govt they have no balls at all along with large sectors of the media."
The trio sheltered in a roadside picnic area they crouched under a table eating sangers (sandwiches) the echidnas that gathered with them felt prickly on their legs, "get away from my shorts" said one as its long skinny 7" tongue curled out hunting for ants, a stray cow could not fit there was a lone tree they could not fit under the cow.
The govt does hub transport nothing goes diagonally and transport is only where there is an opportunity to increase votes. The tourists had never visited a city where the leaders were banning public transport and despised pedestrians and selling off all assets for the coliseum and high tech gee whizz bang brrrngg, the old one was fine for sporting hooliganism and freeways for cars that are built from metal and why iron ore might be a good mining choice for Izzy as pollution is the nation's number one priority. The Swedish trio learnt in Sydney how to run across the road when the sign said WALK the timing had only been tested on very tall people everybody else runs the elderly collapse midway. You must wait forever. Women bear children whilst waiting to cross the road at lights, who figures the timing, robots??
The lifts in govt buildings were inter planetary instead of a large board saying where all is located there is a smaller hidden one, near that a complex keyboard, you must type something or other then run like buggery to a lift with a light, uh oh wrong one. Finally you board a lift that might go to your floor, just you alone missing out on the frisson of riding with others. The system is not obvious you have to ask somebody. We are not talking exclusive apartments. When you arrive at the floor there are very high counters to make you feel insignificant and the assistants terrified. There are only two assistants and no cooling system or water as vampires are cost cutting as they used our grandparents money for flashy road building to make the rabid dogs feel bigger grr woof woof they also put on trams, more later.
Cricket is not popular in Sweden, nor people in jails they keep having to shut them down as the economy is so robust and people too happy. They pay 40% tax. In return all have a very decent living and lifestyle and is why so many can make the enormous journey to Oz they have the dinero to do so. 1 in 7 live in flashy public housing, no depressing housing estates so even though renting is competitive there is an out clause. What poor looks like there is NOT poor it is a decent standard of living with a vigorous exporting inventive economy. It is Democratic Progressive and Capitalist, imperfect so are all systems but their results look better than many other nations. France different again, both nations have rental caps and ensure safety nets and Human Rights.
Councils, State and Federal Governments and mega corporations refuse to convert to or try the multitude of inventions on the market that replace the outdated methods for road building, town planning, building and more so in my nation we are stuck with oil, coal and plastics it's really depressing and smoky.
The coliseum costs are astronomical for music events because of police and trained dog drug sniffers rather than drug testing to save lives, the politicians are inbred and hostile. As for ice that is a separate and a bad problem and would be way less of a problem if the laws were not so maniacal on the lesser drugs that cats could use.
Izzy se dice a Nina wake up, wake up cough cough cough wheeze oh God has someone an O2 mask? "I have fabo ideas of greatness and power, coal power that is in them thar hills, iron ore too the sky is the limit as to CO2. The birds murmured the bats hovered. 
A feline wearing traditional intergalactic Indian Huichol embroidery. Tom cats in Mexico can wear traditional embroidered vacquero pants with decorated jackets, weddings globally are a time to look spectacular. This grroom has gorrne for fashionable corrral with cowboy style leather patches on elbows.
HK is helping on documents I shall not ask questions on how. C’mon cookie.” Izzy helped Nina sip her Eyebright tea and Izzy stuck with cat's claw for strength.
Paula  has offered to organise an Indian wedding in Perruuu. One foreign wedding extravaganza is the going rate, we can marry Holy Kitsch! off invite the politicians from State and Fed govts so that they will allow us to frack, Paula will ensure there are plenty of masseuses and guests are well fed, el museo de la futura aka MINIr Museum of Intelligence Nobility & Ill-Repute ©  is on the horizon. Ves! if they have money for gas and billionairez and not us ve vill vind a vay somevere somehow some vay vee vill vinds news vayz of lIrving’s. Zee last wedding was with Rinehat and two Liberal Party politicians and they charged the airfares as expenses so that saves some money. That was for the Carmichael, they used small gold statuette invitations hmm wonder if Fridas will do the trick? This bribing business is tricky should we ask Gladys Liu how to launder the money?
Holy Kitsch! put her 2 cents worth in and meekly se dice: "what about the wild silkworm farm, could be a money spinner?"
"Thats hopeless" Izzy se dice: "what are those rocket launchers the tenants installed what have they got to do with silkworms? We need a mountain of money." They have begun to excavate the rock god knows what they have in mind."
Jeff Koons has disguised this rocket launcher expertly, thanks for educational purposes. This cannon says peace and is a humorous conversation with Banksy throwing the bunch of flowers so vigorously. Both Koons and Banksy put thinking into their works.
We can’t afford Perruu either it will have to be Bali. We will look for home stays for the politicians we can stay in losmens we will be brief. HK can ask Agus to gather Ketut's family together and use their mesmerising skills in dance and gamelan so they are confused as to where they are located we shall say somewhere round Peru and Mexico hide all maps, they will never know the difference they have terracing in Peru and numerous resorts both places.
Do you think they can manage footstep loos you have to kangaroo? Nyoman can take them on a motorcycle to the beach the traffic is hell these days as every tourist wants a huge car and  the island is so tiny, we can double on the motorbikes they ought to talk to the Greek Islanders who restrict traffic coming in. Bali could experiment stopping cars entering the island from others so the island is pleasant for all including locals. Many cities are gradually banning cars unless electric and   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phase-out_of_fossil_fuel_vehicles 
This pic is a 50 lane highway from China merging to 4 Hong Kong, globally having status owning a car is bad we have run out of room it is a burden on people and the planet. London now charges cars entering the city. A Chinese girl told HK a man has to have a car to get a wife in China, that is awful yet the same applies in many Western nations.
We can slowly introduce all to art as Holy Kitsch! wants to open her museum. The politicians are unused to art of any kind and decoration is a problem we can all work on this. We shall call it Aztec arts and crafts to them and oh how do we make it all look dull, that is impossible, Mexican art and Balinese is not ordinary?
The statues are difficult to hide, we can say they are the remains of lost cultures and pyramids where bloody rituals once took place with lots of curses and cryptic messages till White Man came to save them all. Barong looks like Tlaloc so some of it is easier.
The pollies were taught at school plain is best and look at the sky and keep asking us to look as if we might see God but maybe if God is in the sky then God is also elsewhere.  We can put Mexican throws across the jungle surrounds and they will ask why the Balinese/Peruvians have not entirely logged mined and despoiled the landscape. Fortunately we all have low carbon footprints so plane travel is not selfish, Holy Kitsch! being a non driver is super low Izzy and Nina are vegans, all artistas in residence were so.
With this hi-jinx Lexie, Alice, Alex and and Prof. Scott Angus decided they were not missing this one for quids and coming along for the trip. Shiz is still in a secret Locale and kidnapped negotiations in progress for release actually might be already eet eez top zecret. There have been no demand notes from her boyfriend as yet, we weel zee how ve are feelingz.
We will need to kidnap a handsome prince for HK the wedding will be fun.
.... Brief run down on goings on Bali: some parts are missing have to re type!
They love Pondok Swastika in the jungle with a deep rushing river, swastikas throughout Asia are a good luck symbol nothing to do with Fascism though the pollies think the swastikas mean fascism se dice "home at last". Took awhile to convince them to swim in a river as in Oz we sell drought stricken water by the yard and underground rivers to the Chinese Government and large consortiums and put coal mines in beautiful World Heritage reef areas and wetlands due to stupidity and greed it is global.
They asked the Balinese why they had not sold and damned their beautiful rivers, so embarrassing for us women to hear, they just kept looking stupid so we kept apologising. The Balinese own all their land though they can lease. 
PM and Premier tried to convert the Balinese saying "I will show you the way rapture, singalong with Scottie ooohhhh aaaahhh woooh Economics is god" these Balinese cats resisted and continued with their offerings though rather afraid of these visitors who just kicked the offerings away as they were busy goose stepping through the pondok now, the Balinese were used to all types of tourists and pretty hardened.
"High tech, click cling veeng whizz bang" went the Premier, "roads roads roads rrr rrr rr brrrrrrrr tring" vote for me tring. Rapturously arrrgle, Hitleresque went the PM, grongle "on loin". "Brazils" thought the Balinese.
The Balinese cats se dice: "where are you going?" Brrring tick vrooom rrroads clinngy se dice the Premier "on loin." They asked her why she had a barcode on her forehead she replied that it was not a barcode it was the "concerned look" she had been advised to use for the public since the bush fires she has trained her eyebrows. The extra wrinkles between just miraculously appeared from God as a result of her repeating everything is For Sale she is now ready to be swiped. The Balinese could not help but notice she also resembled a wayang golek wooden puppet. "Oh" HK se dice "that is because she is a puppet of local and international billionaire companies which buy up hospitals and former public housing as investment. She jigs to whatever the main media players demand as there is a global effort by certain billionaire think tanks to dismantle Democracy so that corporations own everything and call all the shots and gerbils lose the vote, cats too. The nation she hails from collaborated with the Nazis so she already knows the ropes and the string manipulators are happy. Hospitals transport and water is what she is gradually selling off. We will lose all our rights as they are anti government. Our Democracy like Hitler's Germany is turning into populism with a loss of human rights and ruled by invisible maniacs in offices like a banana republic where you never know what is going on behind closed doors, populist governments lack transparency." She has secretly sold off most of the States assets and rights as she is readily flattered and lacks a Democratic morality.
Shopping was confusing for the politicians, they had never gone shopping in the streets in their entire lives and asked the Balinese why they were not buying from wealthy "cheap for you" monopolies "on loin." They had never visited museums either, only war memorials this was a challenge for all of us. They could not bargain normally just bully and disliked everything on sale, they were pleased to see so much plastic and useless tack which is all over the globe and at the local market places, "home" se dice. They were surprised at the lack of homelessness and suggested sending some over we all howled "Oh no" and drowned them out. When asked "where are you from" they chimed back, Flat Earth, we are Flat Earthers brring Hail kerching, see Earth flatten it, mines, dams, roads name it we will flatten someday somewhere somehow kertrring blingo."
"Eeek" we all replied.
The Balinese asked if they wanted carvings of banana trees, they look identical to real banana trees with art and nuance the pollies refused and wanted something all white they were awfully hard to please just kept repeating "Rapture Rapture groggle boggle meinkampf brrring urkle economics". The Balinese made them an all white small banana tree finally they found that to look fine though thought buying art was a waste of money we should all shop "on loin" only with mega mono companies who utilise the underpaid for max profits it is NOT FOR so called consumers it is FOR the mega billionaires who do not care about us one fig so why are politicians handing them power?
Hitler did that too its common in totalitarian societies, a monopoly largely rules the news here, they are self regulated rather than have an independent outside body making decisions free of corruption, the building industry regulators had something done so recently buildings have begun to fall apart, without separate regulators, people representing small and large groups in the community the rot sets in, everybody needs to be in a position to bargain their position, if they are disempowered then bodies are set up so they can be empowered, that is how it works in a functioning Democracy we were not born to be ruled by Economists or the more greatly monied nor has it ever been suggested that a nation is a business, that is not democracy that is Totalitarianism and steals voices. It takes humanity and balance to be a good leader conversely you can be remembered for being really nasty plenty contenders for that one Nero etc.
The government of Oz had the police raid news offices here, traditionally in a Democracy the press is free to publish unless down right hate speech, regulatory bodies ensure that news does not become propaganda with lies being published.
Art is considered separate as it is commentary and can use hyperbole, sarcasm, fiction and more and is not hate speech, think Shakespeare. Societies do not tolerate racism as it is not just, we can mock or use irony as a means of discussing all kinds of issues. During the plagues many women in the West had to woman the business, some were in partnership with hubby HK knows that from art.
This is in contrast to totalitarian societies where all is monitored by the government with zero regulatory, non partisan bodies which should guarantee freedom of speech, the freedom to bargain collectively and freedom from lies plus safe building practices safe working conditions, a caring government, clean drinking water, taxes to pay for us all especially when we are vulnerable and clean rivers. If people die from toxic waste or get sick they should sue that will wake govts up.
The artist Ai Wei Wei was jailed for revealing 3000 kids in China died in an earthquake due to corrupt building practices of schools, the govt claimed he owed tax. It is common to bully the messenger particularly where freedoms are curtailed.
Here the advertising industry does not have an outside regulator either it is self governing, go figure, same with police, same with judiciary meaning too much power within those areas weakening Democracy.
Artistas traditionally find ways to talk unless they are an arm of the government or in a political situation where they are gagging as in HK's case, it happened to Van Gogh too with his intense gaze at nature rejecting niceties and industrialisation a cruel blight it shocked William Blake the poet and artist so badly he was having visions which "tharm days" was considered normal amongst the enlightened in the present he would be jeered and locked in a loony bin.
The politicians bargained really low as their belief is "the meek should starve" and they were taller and bigger than the Balinese. Wayan replied "Cheap for You". They were not that interested in skateboard art either, popular in Bali, the Post Modern or Traditional Art, they are entirely art illiterate.
Scomo is so backward he does not realise J Pollock is now considered to form a vital part of history and is Modernist and very valuable another Visionary they even tried to sell that asset in Oz, they are bad news when it comes to culture you would not have known Pollock happened here they think he’s a bit under developed artistically speaking. 
The PM and Premier searched for the plain "this is way too complex" se dice. The Balinese thought well this must be the lesser educated species from Oz. Time sweatily passed we had to ensure they did not encounter the resorts for comparison so waved more throws as they whizzed by to buy, took them to the local Mexican joint they never picked it for being in Bali, actually there were carved skulls everywhere in the shops, on the streets for sale. They ate Mexican Fusion food it was innovative and fresh HK thought she was in Oaxaca.
The pondok was blissful with staff, naturally it was properly run so daily linen changes and full clean up with no spy cameras common in unlicensed premises it occurs in a deregulated gig economy environment different parts of globe Oz too.
Holy Kitsch! had cameras in the stores and signs alerting cats as that was a retail outlet not a domestic setting and staff had to remain safe from the junkies using the needle machine two doors down or mad customers that would intimidate HK. 
HK asked if it could be situated outside a hospital so if somebody passed out there was help but that was too sensible instead it was thought a matter for charities well maybe too yet the issue is more complex counsellors can work from a hospital base, junkies have a major medical condition needing a multi-pronged response.
The geckos went torquay torquay torquay toorrrr (there is a wind down note at the end), crickets chick chick chick and frogs kodok kodok kodok noisy. The politicians were hopeless at aiming at the ground level footsteps and were unable to wash their own bums actually could not find them using both hands, they were sweaty the Balinese them cats is cool as cucumbers it drives us pecans.
When Scomo stepped out from the kamar kecil and mandi he had a fish in one hand, poo in his hair and his pants were half soaked and twisted
We screamed out "you have to kangaroo and use the water dipper"
"Is that for bathing, what bout the fish?"
"they eat the mosquito wrigglers in the reservoir, do NOT bathe in the reservoir of water. You should have just stepped into the cobblestone partitioned outdoor area and had a total splash down, throwing water around is the best fun, wow you old farts ahem guys are sure slow better still is sloshing water over each other.
Here cats bathe twice a day, morning and after siesta them cats all look sharp strolling downtown, buying corn at sore (afternoon, lateish).
There are over 80,000 samples of mutations on maize kept in a seed bank USA so you see what we get to eat is really really narrow, many are no longer seen corn originated in Mexico they even have blue corn. GM corn is separate and modified so foreign corporations can use highly toxic pesticides that normally would wipe out the corn they have a high sugar content, when foreign corporations took over farmers were displaced in Mexico so they were easy pickings for the narcos. In Bali corn is eaten with chilli sauce from the street vendors same as Mexico. Mexico is the country of origin for sunflowers. You should see them. Enormous like mops.
You are allowed to pee in the "shower room", get the entire room wet after so its super clean.
Use the foot steps as your poo loo, divest pants, wash yourself well with water afterwards use your left hand, NO loo paper, enviro friendly and bum friendly. Wash hands very well and now you are polished to go. This is a luxury guest house you know! They were unaware that inside hiding was a Marxist escaped model from Andy Warhol, once alerted Wayan carried her out still kangarooing and placed her on the verandah, everybody comes to Bali. She stayed outside reminiscing kangarooing and smoking. 
HK thinks "lucky I decorated everything with Mexican artefacts so he does not know where he is hope he does not catch on about the loo not being exactly resort style with a bidet, he is soo fortunate to be in the jungle, what a luxury."
The Premier disapproved of siesta though she disapproved of everything, sourpuss.
Kretek, clove cigarettes are headily aromatic, we placed a total smoking ban surrounding Pondok Swastika and in the village when we passed through, oh cripes now we have to buy extra cigarettes to say thanks, less people smoke than former times so it was a small expense the cloves can stay in the desserts and main courses.
The State Premier's forehead looked more like a barcode daily. She disliked the forest peeking out immensely and kept drawing up plans. She cannot draw so they were scribble only for freeways, cement, golf courses and tarmacs.
Do you want a tram going through here" she asked."what about a football stadium a sure thing for votes we can build one right here". "Oh no" we shrieked in unison. "What about you sell your temples? A public swimming pool?" Eeek we all shouted. "Those temples should show a profit in my regime, my mate Scomo belongs to a religion where all you do is pray for money"
Scomo se dice: "better idea, brringg click tzing, one plan was to push all the aboriginals out of the top end Oz and replace the flora and fauna with factories even though miles from anything. we will have issues hunting away the tourists flocking there still we shall do our best or even go further north and turn Bali into one giant factory if the govt does not mind."
"eeeek" we all screamed together, "no no stop this is madness."
Fortunately Izzy walked in birds hovering above with a groggy prince. "I found one," se dice the birds swarmed and murmered around Izzy.
Paula was off talking to the banjar donating to the older women Mexican embroidered blouses. This village was traditional so the grannies were more comfortable topless. They thoroughly checked the blouses as to who was better at embroidery them or the Mexicans. Some still had heirloom kebayas delicately embroidered, most modern kebayas are bought lace used for temple worship and formal occasions.
As for Mexican and Peruvian textiles there was great talk in the entire village on the art of weaving and natural vs synthetic pigments, secret knowledge, we had other Latinx textiles too, everybody inspected to see what was hand woven what was dyed before weaving or after. Some still prefer a back strap loom in Mexico, I do not think they use those now so often in Bali.
HK handed out sombreros for the paddy field workers as we arranged all to look perfect. Balinese weave baskets as do the Mexicans so that part was easier the designs are different. Good basketry is valuable and way better for storage than ugly plastic tubs.
Holy Kitsch! handed out bikinis to the naked bathing women in the local river and paddy field in case they were seen, The women se dice "I thought you meant sandals you mean we must wear these? they now resembled "Instagram Influencers" with those togs once they figured they were not new thongs. We suggested they make their eyebrows heavier. 
A secret artist from the studios Casa Don Juan in Mexico painting a Luis Vuitton luggage piece for their new range. Couturier brands pride themselves on high levels of artistry and workmanship non slave and pay for quality. That is why they are respected. There is a dispute as to which family owns the set of symbols Vuitton utilised. Thanks to Mexico News Daily photo educational purposes. This is typical of some embroidery Oaxaca herrree on a printed porrplin an everyday blouse probably done by the girl herself. They appear to be lapis earrings
the river was fast with strong currents the politicians had never swum in a free river that was a real luxury and with no juice of plastic toxins of garbage run off.
The washer women washing in the river we left as is, they were just doing the washing for us all as you do if you are paid so your clothes look the best ever so long as you brought washables, the PMs jacket was a problem, it took hours of ironing and nobody was sure if it would be the same was that laundering money?
The PM could not figure why the villagers had not polluted the river yet and why it was not dammed. The tourists are working on this we said and great care does need to be taken of so many precious areas in the world including Oz as the world is fouling its rivers lakes oceans and streams and decimating forests, in Mexico foreign or local companies simply do not care and do whatever they want its tragic their rivers are toxic like rubbish dumps.
As we were in the mountains some spring water was available, we were faced with the plastic bottle dilemma and just had to accept them until HK said let's buy the metal bottles and have Agus engrave them, beautiful souvenirs. Plastics are choking many rivers and streams in Bali particularly with numerous tourists its global.
In Mexico drinks come in recycled glass its thicker and bubbly still plastic is everywhere there clogging up rivers and the sea. The world is in drastic shape no time to talk about Economics there are tons of inventions you guys are from the Dark Ages wake up.
Paula found a chef though he did not know Mexican food, we said does not matter they do not like anything at all it has to lack flavour, we have to somehow vacuum out the flavours and spices so it tastes like boiled sponge rubber they eat meat like they are animals only.
Just leave out all the herbs spices, soy and fish paste. Corn pancakes are a goer, a tiny bit of chilli and they will not think they have left home, plenty of guacamole, we have guacamole ice cream here too and grow vanilla though its origin is Mexico it is more valuable than silver.
Oh darn it bring on the whole roast suckling pig it is a wedding. Hindus eat free range pork in Bali for ceremonies. In Mexico goat can be eaten instead. We included roast grasshoppers both Bali and Mexico do those with chilli. Indonesians eat fruit salad with chilli and salt same as Mexicans.
Hold the smoked duck the head and feet will put them off. Small amount of rice and no red rice, black yellow or brown home husked just white and polished, has to be tasteless there are 45,000 varieties of rice and Indonesia has aprox. 200 Bali is famed for traditional rice it is slower growing than introduced new species that crops quickly. Bali rice has a more complex flavour, very edible. Balinese rice is pest resistant and has nuance, there are no rice shortages so slower for a slower world sounds better, to taste real rice is awesome.
The more boring the food the better for this lot, as for fruit it will scare them, they are used to controlled fruit sizes, little flavour, no blemishes and watermelon with no black seeds so long as it does well on the stock exchange. The fruit sobbed. The rambutan cheered up when the PM shouted Eureka at last I found some googlies (ahem, he has none)! Rambutan means "hairy one" in Indonesian.
Orangutan means man of the forest and they are decimated due to the decimating palm oil plantations. Do not eat that stuff it lurks in many "fun foods" and cheap cosmetics it is higher than normal for terrors and cholesterol. The Sumatrans used to revere orangutans advantage has been taken of their poverty. They are keepers of huge knowledge on building techniques, the forests, weaving, eco awareness, dancing, their entire culture. However nations are more interested in a quick buck as are many people who are left in ignorance about art ecology and ancient traditions. Orangutans were considered sacred with their gentle beings certainly not for hunting by "Great Western Man" or for transplant experiments aarrgh! Not all things the West has done is bad. In Malaysia, Borneo the same catastrophe and the Penan have lost their land and clinging to shards of their culture and knowledge.
In my nation some poor scared baboons tried to escape a hospital's scientific experiments, they should be in a forest many donate time to try new vaccines after them being tested on cells
In New Guinea huge mining companies rule so locals are no longer able to figure which is the enemy and even fight each other as their culture goes down the gurgler. Some are trying to breach the border near where Scott was staying others have decided to try the Valley of Pokolbin as refugees and Rascals bringing with them their ceremonial gear.
We were unsure on the large crimson bananas Scomo will feel inadequate. As for the durian it will scare the knickers off the Premier. We did serve mangosteen, the Premier se dice "sorry no, as for fruit it gives me a pain in the pinny"
Scomo tried with great economy then commented on the yellow spots! We chimed in "there is nothing wrong with yellow spots same as lichen" he went ahead ate the mangosteen collapsed into a zombied comatose like state as we all did.
When HK arose she started to sing"I want a hippopotamus for Xmas, only a hippopotamus will do, oh what a surprise when I open up my eyes and see my hippo hero standing there" Agus se dice "tidak apa apa we can carve and decorate a baby size one for you, say the size of a small pony. "Woo hoo a hippopotamus and decorated so cool" se dice HK.
Much fruit in Bali as in Mexico is traditionally seed grown meaning numerous fragrant varieties of the same fruit with complex flavours, fruit being small is not a problem nor being big or spotty the fruit is happy and so are we nobody breeds them to be extra large some like jackfruit large already and excellent fried with free range chicken.
HK has watched gardeners grafting fruit trees, that is a skill.
We told the PM and Premier the complex enormous, some painted, carvings eg Garuda the bird headed god, Saraswati and many more were really really ancient and the carved doors on Pondok Swastika created by Jesuit priests. They kept trying to convert everybody, we just looked away and covered our faces in shame, the Balinese were patient.
Scomo said if you join my religion you will not need to make art anymore, just give us all your dinero and you have paid for you heavenly ticket, our religion is Eee Con Omics and started lecturing again on how to be even poorer whilst he became richer and he pointed at the sky.
Nyoman se dice: "Mt Agung is a volcano and the navel of the world we call it North we orient everything toward our huge sacred mountain it is not there to be conquered, is that what you are pointing towards?"
The clouds cleared and there it was, grand. "The world sits on a giant turtle and you know what is under the turtle swimming through the universe? Turtles forever. We have the same God as you and lots of what you call, saints we are happy with our awesome and complex religion and culture it is who we are."
Izzy showed up with a prince his name also Agung, he looked groggy to HK, hmm. Izzy se dice 'well I had to persuade him with arak tis strong it aint easy fetchin' a new man."
Agung se dice: "yikes do I have to marry her?? Her teeth are uneven and her nose is, well less usual for me and why is she so humid, it's like a heat" Holy se dice: "you look groggy and I do not know you though you have great teeth and the best smile ever we are both no longer spring chickens are you just another Kuta Beach Boy?” HK uses this term loosely for the long haired men of Bali who are often artists and have awesome families. So many Oz women have fallen in love and married or had fleeting affairs with a generosity of spirit both sides  The women often have helped families. It can feel like a paradise. It’s not always easy and some Western people confuse the Balinese totally and vice versa too.
Peter Saul, USA. Sorry unable to locate title, some Balinese do have curly hair btw Thanks for educational purposes.
The head of the banjar stepped in and suggested Holy Kitsch! stay longer as these two need to get to know each other. Agung was relatively western though his responsibility as a prince is important looking after the cycle of ceremonies of his temple so no way is he coming out to Oz aside from a visit, that was fine with Holy K but she had to get used to and learn a new culture if she was to live in Bali so needed a time space warp continuum and told Agung she could not support him though might help his family he replied "same me to you and you have lost your family you can join mine" That was settled.
Holy Kitsch! had brought a lot of Mexican goodies and donated to the village all was fine on that though she was now super broke. They wondered why she was in search of a hubby HK se dice, its my humidity and electric waves sob gnasho blubber. HK is looking shabbier lately also her voice is very loud and her laugh scares the cripes out of people. Aside from that she is weird.
She has put zee curse on all Earth except Holy Kitsch!ers till someonez return'z her heartfelt goodness, generosity and givez her proper international gallery backing and hopez. Zis curse vill stay over Earth even if she expirez as she never asked for peoplez to be horrible to her and never hurt anybody deliberately, she only knows how to givez and eez not a thief. She also requests that those all her life cease zcaring and vilifying her just because she is more intelligent than them zo that is zheir weapon they are not Holy Kitsch! Thiz curse was handed down by her mother.
Thanks to Jeff Koons Holy Kitsch! School of Arts educational purposes. Balloon Venus Lespugue only Jeff can pronounce her name is on the verge of being the passion of St Sebastian the kewpies were taught shibari by Mark Deviate they have captured her as well arrows have been fired in her direction. Tal R from MINIr page already fired some off she repels them valiantly as she retains an invisible force field being an icon for Earth itself and renewal. She was pre-Jeff born in a sea of foam off the coast of Cyprus as a fully formed Stay Puffy woman. In another era earlier she was used as a spindle and shuttle by the tribal people weaving cloth know that current spindles differ still the spindles on furniture are called spindles and resemble the Venus besides as she was used for spinning, weaving and protection she had to be carved to be multi functional the result more beautiful may have been embedded in the ground to hold the loom as well.
As the community retold their adventures on the cave walls some told of magic signs in the heavens sprayed from female breasts and astral travel, hunting symbols and many signs of protection for an abundant tribe in their garden of Eden they could hear some converse with the gods as they painted all conversed and traded with the gods as they wove the future of humankind in their cloth and onto cave walls carved and sculpted. Whoosh goes the shuttle, stroke goes the brush, drama goes the actors the culture vultures linger outside.
Oh oh, now the kewpies have encircled her as a group of apaches hollering and yippying saying woo woo woo she is obstinately unmoved fortunately they are banned from building fires under her. Now they are carrying her away the poor dear she is horizontalized. They are marching off to MINIr Galactic rave so they can use her as part of a Planet Earth rescue effort lucky kewpies learnt shibari they passed themselves as dwarves. She is going to be the worshiped Mother Earth idol at the Galactic rave. Go to MINIr to see what happens look under Horse Devoirs.
The Premier and PM loved the monkey dance and thought they were back in their religions.The Baris (warrior) was a winner somewhat like reading Plato's The Art of Fighting in Armour Laches about being true, having good teachers, valiant and holding good ethics. Hmm is this guy a Kuta beach boy too, no offence here women adore Bali it is surprising when you see a dancer out of costume they melt into the crowd or he visits the local skate park depending on what's going down. This looks like it is at a palace, kraton or a temple open to the public they perform in all aside from upmarket hotels sometimes halls. Balinese form a strong cultural community. same as Mexico. Hmm might look for some dance from Mexico Film clip This is the Balinese Baris, you can watch versions on YouTube under Balinese baris each dancer different thanks to all artistas. Some slower some more flamboyant as this one is, different sliding eye movements, hand movements, legs feet arms entire body raised at times etc, also the other dances, same. The Javanese dancers are slower as is their gamelan. Each side says the other is weird sort of like Sydney and Melbourne being competitive  same as to religion there is ancient Javanese mysticism which has combined with Islam Hindus in Bali think theirs is best Muslims in Java theirs it’s friendly rivalry. Its just different approaches all awesome. 
All talked about the Deer dance, the Legong very famous and beautiful, Topeng (mask) and so on into the night discussing which was best the helicopter mosquitos stayed outside eeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee as we had the ceiling fans going full pelt hrarnnnk,  thrarnnnk,  thrarnnnk, plus burning incense and used mozzie nets. The geckos torrrquay torrquay torrquay torrrr ate some of the swarms of insects we fell asleep.  You can learn dance in Bali. These dancers learn from a very young age.  
Bumble bees berzz berzz berzz bigger than thumbs in the day and moths as big as books at night. The local dogs sound like coyotes a strange cry hooowl hoool. Roosters in the morning ruok arouk aroooo the birds maintained circling Izzy the bats trailing Nina though if she looked behind her they hid then another drops thlunker.
HK has watched some traditional Mexican dancing the man and woman stomp at each other though with much cleverness and grace.  Seen other types as well a lot of styles some is just for dancing yourself. 
We explained the Barong was Ancient Aztec and that he was Tlaloc the Rain god, nobody minded. Anything inexplicable was Ancient Aztec, we had already persuaded all local villagers not to wear sarongs that was expensive they had Western clothes as well anyhow. 
The Balinese men holding hands each other same women was new to PM but we could not stop people holding hands as they still do in the villages and city.  He disapproved of hibiscus flowers behind the men's ears it was too joyful and wary of make up on actors, his religion is plainus extremis.
The PM lectured the Balinese who were asleep on the shop floor in the afternoons and at desks like the Vermeers, he puffed up like a toad and went red in the face on that one and ordered them to stand to attention. We kept them away from main tourist areas so it was easier to control outcomes though swarms of tourists are common in areas of Mexico and Peru we were aiming a combo both nations.
There were so many paintings of Frida around it was unbelievable, still some miniature painting Balinese style though none so beautiful as the one the last removalists lost stole broke last time HK moved they were hostile as was HK they were in slo mo.
This is how finely balanced HK is. This sculpture by Gabriel Rico, Nimble and sinister tricks (to be preserved without scandal and corruption) was on display at Zona Marco show. The critic Avelina Lésper´ feeling intense antipathy rested her cup on it god knows where and it shattered she believes it felt her vibes. Very Mexican.HK had to throw out most of her artista work she kept good ish records when she closed the shops thence entered the darkly and the deeply and the depressingly sob sob boo hoo shiver brrr brrrr wail and was so sick with grief blubber about her art and her business HK stopped creating altogether again as she is an outcast she frightens the "entitled" who are ugly ugly ugly ugly, she was not corrupt nor second rate at making art. The competitions were fixed well before they announced winners and the private galleries only wanted borrrring and stuff that was about how much more can I stick on and remain awful.
Trruuly the shaking still returns HK can just end up wringing squeeze wring twist her hands it is mind boggling to lose everything, corazon and life and having set up a studio and with no immediate family bar what was now an ex business partner under the radar and now The Invisible Man is he wearing bandages? 
Holy had stopped painting once before not long prior to starting the HK stalls pre the galleries as she discovered she was in enemy territory and swore she would not give those dullards one piece it was poils before swine, "give em muck" said Dame Melba, though she prob did not, all that work and starvation down the drain, might as well not have bothered no thanks round here for certain did madly start up art making again then had to close shop as the Conservatives Far Right came into power, it was not just the net throwing shade though one well known mega mono company USA "on loin" vowed he would wipe retail off the map, why? and with garbage "cheap for you" "slave shipping" and a horrendous reputation as an employer as "consumers demand slave labour." UK now has a slave owner in power Murdoch is Boris's slave, bow bow vow vow aroo.
The locals asking PM "where are you going" entirely confused him and the Premier they replied "we are going in rapturous ascension to heaven you are not so there nah nah nah nah nah nah" Eeek the Balinese replied. "you want transport mister?" we all replied "already sorted" as gamma waves hit us all!
The politicians were not used to the women in Bali being the budgetary gurus of the family and the main business owners so instead kept lecturing the men who could not figure what in hell they were talking about as budgetary deficits was not their domain and said well we can take you to the banjar they might be able to help you and we have a cremation on in next few days is that any help? They are big budget and important to us. The politicians eyes lit up when they heard about budgets and cremations excellent there might be some people from our electorates we can hand out political and religious tracts "how to vote for me me me me me" cards. Cripes thought HK, too dangerous the Balinese will be in sarongs, a ton of people there we will find more distractions they cannot hand out religious tracts and how to vote for Screaming me me me me's cards.
We took them snorrrrkelling so they could see how the ocean floor was like being inside a pair of lungs or environs of a giant living body, they wanted to pull the coral out and take it home and preserve the turtle shells we all se dice "banned."
They went burble burble burble splasho. A Balinese asked them how many children have you got and were impressed on small families "ahh family planning" as there it is published two is enough, just a suggestion it is not policed some have more some less. Indonesia is the most crowded nation on Earth so an important message.
At night we had the local kids let off home made fire works so that they thought the narcos were having a gun battle. This was hard work! All for the museum (and the ahem cough cough splatter ) fracking so we can get the museum first place and HK's art work to an art friendly Locale.
The pretend wedding
 A typical wedding in Bali, for educational purposes HK School of Arts. Note the spectacularrr embroidery and weaving. 
went down well with massages afterwards. More expenses for us, down to bartering exchanging Mexican wares for services, HK offered more Fridas and eyebrow enhancements. "Ah well" se dice HK "you have to spend money to make money."
PM and Premier wondered why the unusual head-dresses at the wedding, we said "Orthodox" our magic was working on them. He wondered how you singalong with gamelan we just replied "ancient Aztec instruments" We found some Balinese who played unidentifiable guitars
at a local nightclub we surrounded the politicians in case of slippage as to recognising they were neither in Mexico nor Perruu most night clubs are similar globally, all happy.
When they saw a parade of Balinese women offerings on their heads going to temple we were very worried then tah dah se dice" ancient slave practices here, these slaves are going to ruins to build more ruins" ceremonies thereafter we labelled as "slave rituals (no offence here it was desperation) the Premier was super impressed that slaves were still used as she was aiming the same with new high tech Ec o no Mee ss "on loin" slaves, slaves everywhere, slave slave slave slave. They had never thought of bum washing before and still found it novel, they were used to having dirty bums and using pristine rain forests to wipe their asses.
We suggested the pore enoxistenting and sweat meditation to help the Premier stop sweating "on loin" that encouraged her to spend some of her own lucre instead of ours we pointed to how chilled the Balinese appeared, "cucumbers" we all chimed. Hmm the Bali fresh brem wiped them out so we then tried them on Bintang chasers, that calmed them down more though PM kept blabbing about the New Path of Ec o Norm ics deficits and surpluses. "I think mati semut karena gula surely by now" se dice HK. We were deficited for certain and must have spent enough to bribe them so we could frack.
A quick escape seemed best practice so we headed off to the airport a hundred times better than Sydney airport which was sold for a song now it must make a profit so instead of a utility and area for tired passengers in transit it is the equivalent of landing inside a poker machine, this is the new science, nothing can be a museum, art, music or utility even water unless it is making a profit same as a poker machine meaning places of transit and other utilities are deteriorating quickly as it is difficult to serve two masters at once, one side loses. Passengers are left miserable and in response buy toilet paper as the govt treats the people like shit unless they are in a marginal seat.
The new Rightists think that is very funny as they fail to understand diversity in delivery of services and more, they fail to understand beauty and they only know monuments which are obvious like new roads, Hitler built the autobahn and war memorials. Nobody asked voters if they wanted the airport sold and to be ugly too.
Public transport is not considered public, so NSW sold most of it and the electricity system watch out for water the New Right do not think drinking of any water is a Human Right and it is true in many developing nations that it is sadly scarce in China despite looking grand they have yet to sort out clean drinking water and Human Rights same Brazil. Services are becoming worse either way. It is ridiculous to convert a bus into a poker machine as grannies and kids cannot afford that it shows a lack of humanity. Same with hospitals. Already some private nursing homes are neglecting patients. 
We arrived at the Poker Machine, ahem airport in Sydney, strongly artless, the signage was awful you will not find HK artfully on display. Meeces pointed at the plaits in the Premier's and Scomo's corn rowed hair se dice: "Bali, Bali" We could tell we were back by the tissue wrapped appearance of people at the airport. Back to the humdrum all moaned except the Premier and Scomo as they have been out of the lime light.The signage was a series of numbers and aside from the new plague instead of cultural attractions of SYDNEY there were signs requesting donations to various medical causes is Sydney the place to get ill? Weird. 
at Nina's parents Hacienda the Swedes have arrived feeling refreshed in their bright room serviced by qualified hospitality staff who are hospitable one is Wazza, she is the front desk "meet and greet" tourist info and guide. She has a totally Oz name though in fact Thai and really long plaits which looks great in Pokolbin gives her a German country air even if she does have black hair she does not know about Izzy and forgot about Mimi's besides there is a sign there so no es una problema  She was not taught jargon in her English lessons only Oz English and slang so Hazchem is gibberish.
Wazza knows the parish in depth as she is qualified meaning the Swedes do not feel like they have arrived in outer space and all those difficulties of being unable to find your feet in a new place. Better to have as many as possible employed everywhere at good pay making for a robust economy.
One problem, a friend has talked Wazza into a pyramid selling scheme she is now manufacturing pyramid shaped transformation pills in blue and red they each have a different formula and she is secretly attempting to hawk these one of the ingredients is sheep's blood there are other secret ingredients. She has neglected to test them properly.
The Swedes are chilling out round an outdoor table munching on free range schnitty, drinking blue pea flower tea Clitoria terneata put lime juice in it then turns pink HK used to sell it clitty tea sent some to some cat she fell for accidentally talk about a negative response made HK feel bad the cat gave it away to his receptionist some acknowledgement could have been OK even a joke how nasty. 
At least the tourists can be totally messy and hey presto it is all clean in the morning!! At the cabanas they get a freshly cello packaged toothbrush made from bamboo and vegetable origin bristles and a herbal pack of body wash and moisturiser in wax sealed refillable glass bottles and there is a bidet as the girls are cycling all at once this is a real relief and they do not have to be concerned about loo paper balls of lint in their bum cracks and more or dying forests btw they asked for an extra bed, they are good friends only in this case. They feel at one with nature. 
One Swede is experimenting with her meditation app sigh ahh ohm Mahné (gee he was fun, lucky I met him when he was at Holy Kitsch!) padme ommmmmm.
They peer out toward the soot blackened sky and Holy Macaroni "hey dude I see the Doug Wheeler installation,DW 68 VEN MCASD 11, 1968/2011White UV neon light18 x 34 x 33 feet for educational purposes
light the Holy Sheep is a'comin' let's rise up I can feel it in my waters" se dice one, the Holy Sheep appears, rustle bustle rustle rustle with her Corona and offers them one, they decline. She offers them a loin but they are disinterested as two are reading with laughter Holy Kitsch!'s porn text, tooo funny they exclaim how refreshing better than Sweden they wondered if H. Weinstein would be interested in producing it, might be a money spinner yet.
HK has not written any in ages besides she is fragile. There eez an eenteresting vone on her former email but she forgets zee password drives her pecanz. Some friends haf a more casual one but she now worriez that one might have been not upbeat enough, zee bluez, hmm zey are scattered to zee winds somevhere someones. The third Swede is still ohhm Mahné (sigh) padme ommmmmmmming. The jumbuck is munching ignoring how she has been converted into “pure blood en chalice” se dice "my legs are steel springs"as she bounces. Nobody knows that part of Wazza's concoction is sheepish blood from zee chalice, sheeps wool and zecret ingredients.
The Swedes empathise as feeling dragged down rather as to nether regions, they ask the jolly jumbuck if she has algorithms she advised they check the phases of the moon for Spring. HK checks the night sky regularly anyone can cycle with the moon it does not need be full though here it happens to be full. 
Blue Moon or La Luna Azul, or Volana Manga If you know Mauritian HK thinks Dzama is actually Canadian besides this is Morocco Marcel Dzama thanks for educational purposes the work has a free spirit. Marcel's paintings fresh under lining concepts of a vital enjoyment of life, joie de vivre. Dzama does do political works too so approaches those as well with fresh air. He is anti Trump. His paintings are watercolours and follow the tradition of narrative or story telling and he is working on illustrations for a Mid Summer Nights Dream. His people always appear at one with themselves and the world and well realised, you do not think oh I would never want to know them they involve themselves with their landscapes. He sometimes dos collaborations with Raymond Pettibon and they work well together, looking at first you would not think so at all they must have a good vibe going together as most would find it too frought.
Her humidity was way too high for any individual and her electric lightness, those zapping incidents were suspicious as to Being.
Baaa baaa goes the Holy Sheep. These tourists prefer drinking organic free range milk or herbal teas with their lunch. Many Scandinavians drink milk instead of alcohol with their evening meal. Locals are surprised at this custom it does not bother them to stand out as different.
Gee that talking sheep with a corona sure looks suss offering sheep’s milk and sheep’s cheese too so do the birds above Izzy thought the Swedes. 
An example of Goroka Highlands Festival New Guinea. a competition involving the most stylish costume music etc against each other. HK's Mama and Dada visited. Dada a few times, he loved New Guinea was going to move entire family there cannot figure reasoning maybe he thought us girls were too wild! He thought he could set up a new business times had changed. He said there were tons of odd religions doing conversions at that time he disapproved many were cargo cults, they made money out of that there not against education or people choosing to convert. People should not steal culture it is useful to mining companies and loggers who then move in. The other nation Dada mentioned was France instead of Oz to have moved before he married then would HK have been born and if so to whom and would she now speak French?? We had these crazy Sepik River masks and strange carved figures awesome. They were hung next to the Modernist oil paintings all worked fine in the hall above and around the waterfall my older sister playing Aretha Franklin, soul, Buddy Holly and Roy Orbison loudly downstairs in the rumpus room the music rising through the enormous rockery spilling downstairs, we all grew to like soul music. You could either turn the waterfall on amazing friends with its noisy gushing or wait for a downpour the remainder of the time it just ran quite lightly. HK thinks the local Colonials thought it was Holy Kitsch! and too loud, too woggy, some loved it. The 3 sisters were too free for most it was demoralising and bad for sensitive souls.
Bet HK Dada knew the waterfall was a major statement bet it totally irked some. HK must have been just about the only Greek person in High School the suburb was conservative, same in primary school. Think we had about 2 Jewish people and there was one Chinese, White Australia. The house castle or ship like. So that the rooms surrounded the waterfall it was like you were overseeing Earth an unusual house for certain a friend who later became an architecture journalist said when she first visited HK she was overwhelmed and never seen anything like it, she was Jewish so not put out by my family,nor were non Jewish but many were so.
The area was really too dim only some windows the entire rockery was supposed to have a glass ceiling then the architect changed his mind at the last minute thought it would be too hot.
Dad bought us carpet bowls as prior we would hang around the dining table upstairs with friends playing cards or board games including the fraught with danger Monopoly lots of lewd jokes on Old Kent Rd nobody wanted it same as the utilities no lucre so why do governments privatise them?
A big thing was to turn off the sound off on the TV and turn up the music if having friends over so the TV took on a whole new dynamic. If it was the entire family watching it involved everybody having a loud opinion then finally Dad saying keep quiet I want to watch the news but we did not the argument became louder I cannot remember anybody staying quiet when the TV was on. It was treacherous at times to even start a conversation with each other particularly once leaving home as to the sisters. How to get past "how are you" politely.
The new people there last time HK knocked filled in the top floor that is hideous, they had all this horrible new gilt furniture so out of place and time.
After dinner Mum and Dad were in the lounge room with Tiki the pekingese dog and Fuzzy the cat. HK named Fuzzy.  The carpet bowls were a success we played them next to the paintings and masks with our friends.
Mum and Dad mostly sat on the lounges we used the thick twirling Pierre Cardin orange stretch wool covered chairs if using the lounge room they resembled large galactic Acapulco chairs, sort of Zaha Hadid imagine 2001 A Space Odyssey as to the chairs my younger sister I think took off with those.
HK has since not found anyone who enjoys playing cards, board games or carpet bowls, and enjoying carpet bowls must be incredibly rare. Have played bat and ball and badminton last few years. Mum later on took up lawn bowls they were ultra conservative HK cannot imagine how she fitted in though she enjoyed it, she was extremely good at winning their raffles, nobody could figure why yet when they drew the prize they would say Ruth won again, she always did I do not think she was buying all the tickets.
As they gaze to the horizon they had caught sight of the swarm of birds buzzing and murmuring they swoop around in geometric parabolic patterns and folds around Izzy. Not too many metres away over on yonder hill, el chaparral where the flamingos graze near the estuary and the kewpies surround Balloon Venus. Izzy is bargaining with one of the rascally Locals who is a land owner and offering him Czech beaded Mexican skulls he will use it as part of his costume in the next Highlands Festival. She has other beads too. Hmm the tourists thought, Izzy asked us if we wanted to assist Team Holy with museo and more I wonder what she is doing over there? Marchon, marchon citoyens they hum to themselves. 
Izzy has disguised herself as Dot HK used to read a lot of comics though mostly stopped once hitting puberty her fave TV shows were animations or heroic series varied. HK still loves the drawing and the humour of comics. Western paintings were cartoons before being painted. Dots are familiar to the printing industry used by the press for colour prints. Dots are still used in Inkjet printers. Roy Lichtenstein uses dots in his depictions of daily life. Aboriginals use dots that resemble infinity as does Yayoi Kusama though different in manifestation. The pointillists used dots. Some Mexican wares have dots. From Mesoamerica to ancient Egypt to ancient France and Australia cartooning and dots are popular ways to talk about our worlds. As to HK's early drawings at primary school she illustrated all essays and geography books. Those gave her huge scope, drawing rock strata and she had an awesome large set of coloured pencils. Once at High School aside from art class and home she discovered she could still illustrate science, remember drawing beakers? Or drawing osmosis and distillation? If there was something around to illustrate she would you name it, it can be illustrated. Also all covers of books and the geometric twining circles with a compass. Dick Tracey was a fave through teens too, really weird characters in those, what about Snoopy? Ahem cough cough, I have detected zee dots on Dzama's works. Crumb another fave cartoonist crumbs is all most get in my nation see above table.
to confuse the cat she is dealing with about beads she is planning on making the underground schist into Swiss cheese the groundwater so important to drink and use on crops will be poisoned. According to the New Order Big Business is way more important than humanity there is a minority of billionaires in the world in Right Wing Think Tanks toppling Democracy as we know it they have a private agenda. They use the word Capitalism though nobody is really sure what it is they are talking about it does not look like govt by the people for the people its for the rich by the rich. Stock Markets have little to do with happiness more about someone sitting in the Bahamas by the few.
As it is easier to poison water to make a profit they want all laws overturned so they can pollute the planet further as profits are more important than gerbils. Not all businesses operate like that and many are switching to Eco technology same as switching from steam trains to electric this is next step.
“Moon craters that’s what will remain” se dice Izzy. Big Business pays well for the very few Izzy is throwing morality to the wind and we did a great job bribing the politicians so we could frack here they were overwhelmed and starry eyed.
"Let cats starve like some in Third World Nations, poison the rivers as has happened in poverty stricken oil rich African nations, in Mexico and USA.  Let the poor die as many do in USA due to privatised health systems that Obama tried to change met with derision by Murdoch the racist.
Kill the poor feed the White Supremacists human mince when we run out of everything else they are already dismantling Human Rights and environmental protection globally zat are zee very higher beings. Zey  know better. Turn zee world into a garbage dump vith poisoned air and toxic rivers full of plastics, toxins and sewerage."
Only sheep who know how to manipulate computer tracking and spyware vill succeed. In WW2 it was IBM computer punch cards that aided tracking Jews. The mega wealthy companies backed Hitler in his scourge on Human Rights. Now it’s anybody of difference particularly as to Human Rights of gerbils and ecology is terrified. All be bullied and kept out of the universities and live in worse conditions than developing nations except it’s neat clean and tidy. More leaders than ever are religious extremists.  Culture is left behind for the plain. 
"High turnover mass produced more and more same stuff cheaper and cheaper using expensive advertising coal will help turn the turbines" Izzy chanted.  Eek hoot whistle went the Swedes. All Izzy has to do is hire a pump and drill, it is inexpensive a chimpanzee can do this they already have in Oz. You pump the chemicals in to force the oil from the schist, it poisons groundwater and can cause collapsing of upper ground and where a lot is done earthquakes, same as dams. The profit is around $30 a barrel so it is the easiest dumbest money in town easier than HK for certain. All you need do is borrow the money for the drill the chemicals are cheap.
"Woo hoo" se dice Izzy, "I do not have to vuze any zkillz, craft or brainz at all. There is f all rigour involved. Just make it into a public companiez, hire some zlavez ahem cheap labour from a developing nationz and complain zat it is very bad the stock market went down vhen my shares dip below trilionaire status and tell peoplez to vork even cheaper, I shall tell them to buy shares, they do not know any better and might lose life savings as brokers these days buy and sell in milliseconds using algorithms based on #nothingmuchatall certainly not humanity zey are trading gerbilz for pecans"
"Dills rule! All zis hard work becoming an actor and gee Holy sure wasted her time aiming at Artes and opening the galleriez, zat is too much hard work and intellect. Vay too much risk, zees money can be made by zee lazy. I vill produce propaganda on zee air waves with zee money and tell everybody to votez for me or someone I bribez. I can valk around looking really grand, dine out at zee finezt restaurants globally, build bad manzions and better ztill become a leading zuchinni influencing other zuchinnis I am going to rule the world! Pickles who know how to enjoy life shall be demonised and paws"
"I vill start organising chopping forests down zo zee poor vill not revoltingz that will keep them working and in goodz moodz for a holding period, zo long as theyz are given minuscule hand outz zey will be happy, give zem toilet paper. Ve can laugh all the vay to zee bankz and pollute like crazy Zee Queen of England haz to work and zink harder than thhez for her money. A cleaner vorks harder and usez more brainz than thiz outing theez is zuch an awesome idea, I might rename myself “Gina Rinehat” she inherited money from the ugliest man in history. One woman was clever enough to become his nanny she is now very wealthy.
Rinehat truly believes in slave labour. Here is one quote on her childish web site. This woman is besties with current Libs she can buy the Pacific basin it’s abominable, se dice “For decades our primary producers have been weighed down by environmental laws, tax, human rights protection“ damned human rights what a nuisance, damned tax who wants hospitals, unemployment benefits, aged care, roads, child care a good life and public education? Let’s use the ovens again if the desperate don’t work cheaply enough. Reinhat deserves money nobody else. Like Trump and Murdoch and the nations of India China Brazil no offence citizens, she wants police brutality and minimum tax on the wealthiest.
BTW primary producers get enormous tax benefits, there are continual stories about poor farmers, hers and Forrest's are massive cattle stations busy farting creating more methane, a greenhouse gas. A mixed diet is best. The politicians in Oz are so badly educated they think you can bury CO2 rather than allow forests to do the job. They do not know that forests produce 02. They are velly stoopid.
How much wealth does any one person need in one short life so they can have ultimate
power? Her life will be short she appears to have cholesterol issues though they would put her on an iron lung, nothing against the plump we are all shapes. Her belief system is so cannibalistic she knows nothing of real life she even stole from her own daughter and is like Covid 19 opportunistic. 
She stated that publicly. She wields enormous influence in Oz due to money. She is famed for eating most of the Great Barrier Reef in one sitting and disparaging remarks about the poor and black people. If you wanted to dream up an awful shark with way too much power in your worst nightmare nobody could invent this one. Had she lived in the past she would have heads on stakes outside her house and her lot would find that amusing she would be besties with that guy who runs the mega sell site who underpays staff as he is a total wanker.
"Gee must be the greatest hoax in history to be rich on mining" se dice the Swedes. "There are trillionaires walking around telling Ozzies to vote for crooks who want to pollute the Great Barrier Reef so they can be as rich Izzy will be, this is awesome."hoot whistle." Then as they being typical Scandinavians were multilingual started singing a punk Finnish song. 

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Izzy se dice "Ve could set up a media empire to ensurez ve choose all the leaderz ve select (me me me me me) first, Fairfax Channel 9 and Murdoch will be my model and anybody with talent in future will not stand a chance same as now unless they are on a TV competitionz or very populist  I no longer have to be just a gerbil!"
I vill start a Think Tank on "Liberalism" a new back to front word for Totalitarianism where corporationz that catz never voted for call all the shotz and governmentz dizappearz vee call eet liberatingz people from zee governmentz as vee handz over all powerz to monopoliez tobacco giants poker machine co's anti public health care pro 0 taxes on wealthy corporations anti environment that peoplez are unable to vote about, eef we want people to die of thirst at birth vee can privatise water vee haf not figured oxygen yet. Revert to mega wealthy rule, unzeen, un-voted and unknown, snicker, heh heh hah hah" 
Only the wealthy who can afford expensive solicitors will survive the new iron fist lawmaking Izzy is proposing with her new mates eek. Already freedom of speech has nearly ceased in Oz. The media is extremely centralised meaning only the Far Right and the Really Far Right have a voice, the lack of different voices in the media is a violation of Human Rights. Sure HK can speak online here though her audience is minute compared to most companies the ABC is severely under threat and has to couch all discussion so as to disguise anything negative about the Right as they control the ABC who stays and who is fired, it is OK to say oh well look at us women here but those women should not be enforced to repeat Rightist propaganda or belong to the Right it is against Freedom of Information a Democratic Right in the UN Convention of Human Rights. The newsreaders stand on the ABC. HK is unsure if this is for health reasons or if they are under orders from the new regime to stand as they are funded by the government. So are very wealthy pit bull terriers but they can lie around.
"Dismantle Democracy get some E Con O Mists on board vith hare brained schemez to azzist in brain vashing techniques, privatize everything cats will die from lack of health care, any clean water at all. Studying iz plain hard work, let otherz toil I am going to count dinero, wadz of it mountains of it I vill sleep in moniez money countz, catz are a nuisance zay need to zuffer az I am now a higher being, all hail Izzy head honcho chief Vampiress and zee Plutocrat I vill be the new rent seeker.I vill go to zee police eef anyone dare look sidewayz at at meez Izzy, I shall start writing zee spiels to zee police to tramplez Human Rights."
The birds swooped around. Clunk something small fell out of the sky . "Looks like The Great Picture of Missiles" se dice Swedes" it must be from HK's silkworm farm. Run for cover it's at least the size of a sugar banana it could knock one of us out." Thwack, thud thud a couple of flying foxes fell too. Nina could be spotted hovering lower ready to land. "Eeek" they had the terrors this was supposed to be respite, "Izzy is metamorphosing into a monstrous plutocrat is opportunistic and  a rent seeker she’s gone bananas. 
Off they flew straight to Mimi's door, quick let's hide in there. They fling open the door that says HAZMAT whatever that means must be dialect maybe or toilet?? Whoosh, Lexie breaks out she is wearing a long white robe and is transfixed.  Behind her is a trail of young girls in long white dresses. "Oh no" se dice one Swede, I recognise them it is the Flowing White Brigade from Sick Nick at Hanging Rock.
A movie about what in hell nobody can figure. "Oz is the land of ladies, all women aspire to become ladies there are about 2 other choices not worth it. Female artists are lady artists there are no degenerate artists except for Holy Kitsch!ers the rest must surely be invisible (aboriginals always excepted). Ever since that movie when "ladies" holiday they wear all white even HK known to do so, if working in a gallery it is black with straight cropped hair shaved up at the back with a pious or benevolent demeanor except Holy Kitsch!ers. They need assistance from Mary Cassatt she would bring those gels back to Earth. Sorry Peter Weir your other outings fine just those gels always brought to mind the crushing conformity of Oz. Those who are a part of it don’t see that. It leads to drug taking and bad behaviour patterns. You see it on TV everywhere tourists and immigrants too naive to notice.  Speaking of directors will put in a word for Paul Cox, Van Gogh the best film HK has seen to describe his works. Sweeping vistas of wheat fields a hymn, the Met has a good film too though just a brief documentary filling in some detail. 
Lexie just keeps perambulating, stops squints at the sun, shakes her head and se dice:
"what has happened to me where have I been and why are these boarding school early teens following me in speckless long white dresses with pan flutes playing in the background?" The Flowing White Brigade are ready to rebel "ve are tired of being wraiths for the bourgeois let's dance letz play let's do anything but theez eez soo boring. Blink blink goes Lexie's supernaturally enormous kewpie eyes the whites of which are blue instead. Another flurry and tons of kewpies tumble out. Nina has landed off to the side se dice :
"do not touch the kewpies their mine all mine, mine and my corazon. We are cloning them right now." She parks her broom in the de Hooch painting. Her boyfriend emerges rubbing his eyes gathering kewpies in his arms instructing them. "remember rights for cats, rights for meeces, rights for us all in Oz, diversity is fabo, a Green world now, we want freedom from the money counters bring on the used tabbies and traumatised doggies get help for HK"
The Swedes had never been to a guest house like this one things were getting hairy they started shrieking and crying. One suggested ringing HK so they ran to the bakelite phone in the Tardis and rang HK.
Holy thinks to herself "Hmm what would Louise Hayes do in this situation?" then says "Izzy cannot wreak havoc yet, thanks for the tip off. She is only doing what she knows, like Corona she has become opportunistic aarrgh! It is a virus on Earth she wants wealth the easy way and sell it bulko its Communism same as the stock market.”
A vintage kewpie postcard during suffragette movement USA late 19thc. The artista who invented the kewpies was the bohemian Rose O'Neill who supported causes for the marginalised and women's suffrage, she disliked the middle classes. She made a fortune from the sale of kewpies they were a sensation, in Oz she would have needed be a lady first to succeed. O'Neill was a very popular cartoonist for Puck a mainly man's satirical magazine commenting on social justice issues. O'Neill spent some time in Paris creating visionary work and studied under Rodin for a short period. 
Kewpies are right leave that coal alone it's a hot potootie. We have to find other ways to raise the museum I do not think I want to swap current set of plutocrats for Izzy as the new plutocrat I do not care what sex she is it's her idealism that matters, hmm have I got ideals, I seem to have, is that a huge problem? Oz does need decent people governing that is for certain the current ones are weasley who would sell your granny's liver for another day in power and led by a leash by bad billionaires. Announcing publicly "open for business" ie "we take bribes in NSW" is pretty scary sounds like rent seeking to me" The Swedes sobbed as they heard this mistress-ful oratory.
"Let Izzy strut for awhile and the kewpies are sooo cute. We can help in their demonstrations."
"Let's all get behind HK's proposal, she has been our top adviser since we arrived and now Holy no longer has the galleries and a bear laboratory her Tardis is awfully last century and not even a third party to prevent theft of her concepts. She is highly vulnerable to the Right Wing slobbos here and does not want to marry recklessly. She is very fragile it is cruel."
"The Earth is weeping her parents spinning in their graves that her art and soul were denied by the nation she was born into and her daddy fought hard for her Democratic rights and others in this nation. She is fading fast from sight boo hoo and we all are too sob, weep gnash gnash. She cannot comingle with international artists who think like her she is in Coventry in a tiny prison inside the Tardis it is heinous. Lexie might need a place for her strange films" se dice Swedes. "Alice is searching for the land of small dog breeds" se dice another of the Swedes "though she is still inside stamping bags we can't stop her poor thing. Stamp stamp stamp all day gee HK must have really been too particular on that." Alice continued as she knelt on the floor with the large carry bag sized stamp. HK retained it after closure. "Oh how I toil oh me oh my I shall memorise more small dog breeds in case HK needs to introduce new models"
"Hear hear, those aliens might negotiate on Shiz what can we offer that is not a lump of coal?" se dice the kewpies."
Nina se dice"it is OK negotiations went on in secret though her corazon says she must study no more of this Holy Kitsch! razz-a-ma-tazz""
Swedes se dice "There is an awful lot of art suppression going down this part of town, it is historical and HK is no country bumpkin nothing against country Holy Kitsch!ers who are struggling themselves and surrounded by the Neat Clean and Tidy Brigade.
This nation could readily make money from artes, tourism, invention, cool manufacture and awesome galleries like Holy Kitsch! a slow economy.
Now HK is proposing MINIr aside from fabo OS galleries being her partner in crime as to personal stuff too or a German collector.”
"This is a great holiday destination but unless you are an accountant, religious extremist or builder there is no future here, you really have to be a lady or a macho he-man to fit in with the hillbillies in the Arts or marry the son of a critic RIP. The universities might lose the art of enquiry everything here is super flat it is like the nation has been taken to the Cuckoo's Nest and lobotomised apart from the pandemic which is serious. It is the same way they knocked that pianist out in that movie, wonder if he could have fled? It is some weird far flung district of benevolence from UK. The cats all sit around applauding those they even grouped the aboriginals into a sub-set of benevolence not all it driving us all pecans. 
Of course we need caring laws never listen to the hype on nannies they are just what we need against the the the the Nurse Ratchetts. We need someone on our side we need nannies, we need nannies or the plutocrats will crush all land sea water and anyone meek or kind.
USA kicked the gentry out, now they have a new plutocrat (Trump as of 27/04/2020) in power due to a ratbag media giant from Oz with codger values, let us send the kewpie brigade over. He uses "biffo" language and uneducated insults to smear his opposition just the way ockers here in power do so masking their corruption. Boris of Britain does that one they are on first name terms with all Right Wing Think Tanks the new scourge HK has heard they wear white sheets at night in gatherings. If they talk about mates, smear and use ocker language in Oz it is a dead give away they are multi billionaire mining vampires and brainless. They only know how to flatter each other as they are pig ignorant and that is insulting to pigs, snorkles"
"We can exchange some Holy Kitsch! for Shiz and HK is trying to earn enough against huge odds to pay Shiz but try all her mighty mouse might this system ain't working for her round these parts. Hughes once said that you will never please the ahem bastardry here enough nothing is good enough. The results these days are mediocre as we cower.
HK has met with discrimination and in the past teachers ordering her to find herself, she knows where she is and she ain't stupid the system is stupid here and it was wrong for her family too. She has met dingbats many times here not so in her travels. HK will need to jinx hard."
Mimi's haberdashery door opened again and out hobbled a moth eaten pterodactyl. "Ahem" se dice Nina's boyfriend "I was also trying my cloning skills on a broader sort of framework, I made this one almost all by myself I did use just one red Wazza pyramid pill it appears to have made him giant"
The pterodactyl tried to breathe flames but failed. This was a pretty meek pterodactyl. He looked at the kewpies and joined them on their march albeit hunched, slow and rather shabbily, wings hanging down loosely, chunks of his fur were falling off with scabby bits of skin still attached. He scratched his huevos, men's secret business, with his thick, cracked, ochre coloured talons more fur flying. The fleas bounced around too and he had issues controlling his drool, it sort of came and went, not a constant flow he then farted. Hrooot it was so bad the grass curled over. After a full belly of cane toads, scale, mosquitos, stink bugs, flies, cockroaches, aphids, mealy bugs, red spider mites, lace bugs, fruit flies, boll weevils , snails and thrips he had been sneaking the 1879 Para Tawny port he found in the attic in a rustic container, he was not normally a drinker it was to wash the insects and toads down he had been feasting.
burrrp, belch grpie. He burned as he again tried to breathe flames his breath so acrid the kewpies in front passed out in tiny somersaults.
"please don’t make me into kebabs and eat me" se dice the pterodactyl. "The planet's governments need to educate you to stop logging old growth forests and eating the wild life that escapes know some are very poor and have no choice, this is global, my friends the wolves are being killed by farmers near the North Pole and some USA citizens are still trophy hunting in Africa to kill the kings of the jungle the lions, the giraffes, guerillas even and more they are sickos, trophy hunting was enormous at the beginning of the 20th century thousand of elephants and other wildlife were killed for sport some probably eaten the hunters used Africans as guides who must have thought these are truly crazy dogs and probably how Spanish flu got out as hunter cultures are usually quite specific about hunting and killing and non time wasting for survival the whole tribe had to survive not just one person.”
As he says this the pterodactyl's mega schlong, he is megafauna, accidentally lolls out, he has no control on this, Nina's boyfriend made a mistake in the matrix. His schlong also looks kinda crusty urkle. Nina's Jack of Hearts se dice: "I modelled the schlong on myself he helped Nina it was not entirely her making, the uncontrollable part was another challenge I faced in the matrix sorry on that."
Nina se dice: "His condition is your fault hrrmph, you forgot to make the pterodactyl self cleaning. Now deary me, I shall just have to don my wet look black rubber white skull gloves© on top of my white cotton gloves. I always turn my rubber gloves inside out after use in the sun and wash frequently sparkle arkle. I'll take him to the mineral spring and give him a good scrub all over his fur coat looks so decrepit shish swash. I’ll don my new vintage garb it’s wash and wear lace super durable cotton so I can bleach if desperate. Bare feet are the go wiggle toes wiggle especially when I dunk him in the tea tree lake that will rid him of cooties.
Courreges dress sixties thanks Getty Images, Harpers Bazaar educational purposes. 
Be great for MINIr’s Galactic Ball all occasion dress really in or outside the Tardis.
My home made bubbly shampoo of bunya bunya pine needles will have him spruce and shiny new. Scrub his little waxy ear holes slurp sloosh, wipe his rheumy eyes clean wheet, scrub his fangy toothy pegs shush shush shush. I'll grab my home grown loofah and foam him up head to toe sudsy wudsy even clawed wingy tips. All over he will look so sparkling and fluffy, span new. I shall finish him off by spritzing him with my eau de wattle blossoms tzzt tzzt then he can dry out on the patio in one of the authentic skull shaped Acapulco chairs I can then clip his nails with my fine imported molybdenum stainless steel safety clippers snippety snip se dice Nina snippilly. "The kewpies can surround him and fan him dry with monstera deliciosa leaves, they won't mind they are tiny and know nothing much at all."
He's pretty well past everything darn that matrix. I'll instruct the kewpies how to support his huge flappy wings with an extra couple of chairs" The pterodactyl fangily grinned in anticipation his belly quivered momentarily his schlong wobbled his googlies hung low he cannot control these parts nor the farting and drooling that is a problem when cloning extinct animals.
Info on cherry pickers soon!
Nina is in the process of giving HK spare huevos, figs, small gourds with hidden charms in interior including dried snake tongues, scent of kangaroo, scent of crushed casurina and some date palm spathes for her to strap around her chest during her quest as protection until she reaches her goal. HK will choose how to utilise and when they are a boon from Nina an amulet for protection and bravery. Nina is always experimenting with new beauty aid concoctions. "Hmm morning dew nectar of bottlebrush might be good on his leathery wings I shall prepare some I can combine it with cold pressed macadamia nut oil and buff up those wings till shiny with my velvet wrapped courgette, to finish off percussion him with two dry loofahs to stimulate blood circulation and lymph gland drainage rat a tat tat" She twirled her carved with skull motifs cow horn comb©.
The Swedish trio kept eyeing off the loofah they wanted to get their hands on some save some money on tammies which is secret women's business, they can cut to shape.
The kewpies do not even notice anything as too busy practising for the protest and they are too tiny to know much about anything at all. Some are sporting tattoos thanks to a new craze started by a Holy Kitsch! kewpie and piercings.
There were still flying foxes behind Nina even though she did not know, clunk to the ground went another she quickly turned round, they swooped round too, nothing there. "it is you we shouted at Nina, you started the virus with those darn bats and that pterodactyl looks totally suss what are you and your boyfriend doing? "What bats?" Nina's eyelashy eyes batted, her chest heaved she brushed back her locks. "That pterodactyl," one Swede se dice "I have never seen such a large batty creature don't you play the innocent, your days of hiding a beast so large are over, c'mon fess up, like what have you been doing?"
"Wow" se dice Izzy whilst I am busy ruling the world can I have that pterodactyl by my side "no way" se dice the rest of us "he is so kawaii and he is staying with our band! You too once you recover" The birds went tlaloc tlaloc and formed a new murmur.
"Those birds are driving us pecans" se dice Swedes "they have seen better days too."
”let’s name the pterodactyl Fang” se dice Niña. 
HK was sobbing as she wanted that museum so badly but making the ground holey and pumping toxic chemicals in to extract oil and gas sounded way backward and uneducated. It went against her very molecules though she was truly desperate it was sure tempting. She really was unhappy about this dilemma so placed a Jinx on all who will stop her future success with MINir. Holy Kitsch!ers are unJinxed as they are trruly supportive and the indigenous that goes without saying unless they are anti Holy Kitsch!
This is her mother's Jinx handed down to her, it is strong and wreaks havoc on all (also except HK's Jewish counsellor Danielle who is a secret Buddhist as well and especially requested not to be Jinxed as did HKs doctor R. Burton named after an old film star who swore he never votes for the Liberals and did not come from a privileged b’ground oh deary HKs childhood was kinda privileged.
MP Pauline Hanson made disparaging comments about people in public housing, well my doctor was raised in public housing UK which is prob even more hideous than the housing here, he is now doing well obviously so her remarks are so not the truth.
Anybody else who is actually good and kind on the inside naturally Holy Kitsch!ers also the Innocents are not cursed as nobody will listen to her and many have deserted her. Blubber boo hoo gut wrench slobber.
Suddenly an enormous dark lead grey blobby spectre blotted out the sky aaaarrrgh! all screamed including HK too on the bakelite phone the Swedes were in the Tardis, as she could hear a great gust. It was the evil GM modified and robotised non Holy Kitsch!ers Jekkie and Kymilas they appeared similar to a kind of giant funnel web spider with scabies, they had GM modified corn sprouting from their plastic backs onto which clung crack the drug it had formed there as it was opportunistic as them. They blocked out all light they were mind bogglingly enormous, the most evil diseased scabrous GM vectors on Earth they belong to a kewpie stealing cult they pay well for kewpies they specialise in smear and teach kewpies same so the evil continues without ceasing. Toxic pesticides squirted from their pores, their eyes flashed on and off a deathly radioactive glower.
"C'mon kewpies say black is white." The kewpies shouted back, "black is white", good spat Jekkie and Kymilla "come vith us ve will give you gifts for lying we are taking you from here to re-educate you nya ha ha to believe in us only you vill qll become Regressives ve vill make vu richve haf a Rightist Think Tank waiting for you. Ve haf populated the Earth vif shadowy Rightist Think Tanks nobody can find them much as ve hide on the Dark Web zo all you read eez nasty propaganda against mildly Leftist zink tankz a zmall minority. Really nearly all Think Tanks are Far Right run by zee Ku Klux Klan.
Ve are White Supremacists ve vill back zee evil Green hating billionaires ve vill teach vu to poison rivers and minds. You will not be near the terrible pterodactyl or HK or Izzy the kewpies can return to Nina at times ve vill pay for favourz zat iz how ve operate only ve belong to zee Right Ving Think TankzK. Vee haf influence nya hah hah."
"No" we all shouted "stop badgering the kewpies, we teach them the good you are evil to the core you who suffer envy avarice greed gluttony vanity sloth and lust you have no kewpies of your own and you are anti pterodactyl and HK, anti artista, anti freedom, anti knowledge, anti Dada, anti diversity anti love.
We like Dada. We like Visionaries, we like Da Vinci, Gentileschi, Maori carvings,Tiki and Van Gogh we like difference we are cool cats you are uncool not even nerds you are herpes infested hairy GM modified robotised infested with GM modified corn funnel webs not even arachnid spiders though we love all real arachnids and insectas.You are mutants EEEEK AAARRGH, SNAKE EYES!
Kymillas has taken both the red and the blue pyramid pills you are not supposed to combine these same with Jackie this is why they became more pustulent.
Kymilas is a bozo an old breed that still hangs about like "just good mates" thinks he is alpha male except he is flabby and fading fast from using his bully boys weight against others for personal satisfaction he breaks up families by telling the girl via media her hubby is not a big useless enough beer drinking poker machine playing ocker like him and needs to become a larrikin pick on the meek, so many donkeys have had to live up to this useless turd who will tell you he is just one of the dogs a real "workin' class clean dog" only with billions, in Oz "you know havin a bit of harmless fun what is wrong with that kind of guy or gal after all we are all shareholders" according to his and her twisted creeds from mediocrity he is unaware the globe has changed yet can influence those who know no better, bad news all round. He is mixed up about what is just ordinary trade, what is just usual public utilities, how the planet actually needs to go Green, what is just usual people doing really awesome stuff but no these bozos want white sliced bread forever break up relationships and break your backs they are awful and they stole a lot of HK's life and many others TIS ISNAKE EYES EEEEEEEEEEK. Nothing against snakes. The genetic modification has made him worse. Jekkie and Kymilas nails spring out as steely hooks as seen in mines, very pointed se dice:
"Kewpies say HK is bad bad to the bone." Kewpies shouted "HK is bad bad to the bone." Kewpies are tiny sponges they know nothing so us elders should take great care so they do not become sickos.
"HK is bad, bad to the bone. To the bone to the bone, bad to the bone HK is bad to the bone and on the phone" they sang
HK se dice "hey that rap is quite good still they do not know what they are saying they are too little we could make money from this yet."
Jekkie and Kymilas se dice: "ve are gathering up all the kewpies ve shall lure them we need to teach them awfulness so they can grow up awful as us and they will slave for us as we become sickly and scabbier we will train them ve have no love nor vill ve teach care passion and compassion ve vill print tracts and broadcast on zee web and printz medias. Ve haf forced already Nina's boyfriend to sign over some as we forced a false confession or ve takez ze Lot"
The toxic robot slime dripped from their clothes it had soaked through the sky swirled thunderously. "vou are all zee zame and zee zame as uz ve will enzure vouse are brain vashed vu haz to lookz after uz az ve agez" se dice Jekkie and Kamilas. Some elders deserve looking after like the pterodactyl these leprous GMs do not.
By now the kewpies are busy drying the pterodactyl so that Fang’s Fans Fan Fang. 
Nina's boyfriend thought he better hide the one eyed Tiki in case the evil ones stole it. "Help we need a nanny to assist us all who is not bent from corruption and who protects our Human Rights all of us." Everybody cowered at the horror of Jekkie and Kimilas never in their lives had they seen such pure evil nor kewpie thiefs. Nina being rather ditzy did not know any better. She was almost ready to hand the kewpies over eek for money eek ekk! SOS we shouted urgent HK needs help she is forced to live a life of privation punished for being too intelligent and a brilliant star not a robot working for the Packer Family. Punished for owning two galleries that made such a good profit and impression on cats. How many free rides does HK have to provide in one life? "we can try glitter bombing them" se dice HK, "quick fetch glitter."
Out of the blue les gendarmes swished by running in unison clip clop clip clop clip clop went their booties there were swishy drawing lines around them as in cartoons, "I know it's up there" se dice one in a cartoon bubble, they rushed through the door HAZMAT,  their coats had inky cartoon shadows bolted upstairs to the attic where nobody had ever been and lugged a heavy door from Paris. It was a Banksy he is everywhere oh dear. The depiction was a very sad child in mourning and that went with Koons Tulip statue and she is sad for us all and the poor polluted Planet and black lives, she is extra super concerned about HK It was awfully heavy to carry down nobody knows that HK painted it verso an HK homage to Haring everybody likes dancing. Escape planz are underway by HK, tunneling, flying whatever it takes, zhe cannot zuffer any longer zhe is becoming unhinged zhe was disinherited even though self supporting waz punished and now theez country eez like a pack of nasty alienz trying to murder HK, Holy Kitsch!ers excepted. Tzey ztole her brilliant workz asz they they can't see for their own biases, racism discrimination and uptight Colinised system in Arts Oz they deserve nada. Zey even aped her work so lazy. USA worries about the money market in Arts well you do not have that concern here it is identical to applying for a "noice" job. Corporate ass holes who delude themselves they can think.
These people are gluey and hideous beyond belief they believe they are intelligent. Courbet would laugh except he was in a way more revolutionary nation there was hope there for him and he could make good business contacts so practice his discipline robustly with breadth he could even have a life the people in charge here died years ago they are the walking dead, zombies eek. Zombies can lurk in other nation one muzt alwayz be on zee alert.HK has trauma.
Nannies are highly qualified unlike the recently imported blonde sex slave from France by our govt. In Australia Nannies are Early Childhood Educators as in most First World Nations. This means they had to learn the Rights of the Child and child psychology and pass exams. They had to learn how to communicate with a child and not to bully or oppress the child and allow the child to invent and be free to discover this is important in the First World as in the past nasty discipline was used or children were forced to work in factories. There are various levels of attainment. 
Hateful 8 is a movie by Quentin Tarentino and is also a commentary. In it is Mimi's Haberdashery. Samuel L Jackson the black actor did not win an Academy Award. A funny aside is the number of locks in the "haberdashery" as Surry Hills store had 3 locks maddening! Weinstein produced it.
Holy Kitsch! is not paid by any brands mentioned above, just happen to pick up on what's going down, could omit them though aside from name dropping brands do exist HK is always unsure of this matter she also does not belong to any political parties or besties with any of them at all. Have seen local member in the street etc and have a photo with 2 that it.
Born in Mexico Miguel Covarrubias 1904-1957 was famed for his ethnography, painting, posters and front covers Vanity Fair. He visited Bali and wrote about it producing numerous works there that have left a strong impression on modern Balinese painting their traditions still shine through.
He was a part of the underground and received strong encouragement from US patrons, something that just does not happen in Oz unless you are Far Right mainstream confess you are super depressed and possibly hint at Evangelicism in some way. As you can see age was not an issue with musicians in his time if they were good obviously! He produced works for New Yorker too. HK has viewed his original work. 

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