Dossier Holy Kitsch!

Holy Kitsch! since 1992

Afterthorrendous trials of Kafka at art schools two humans one called Noni already from a gifted starring artist family decided to join alienated forces the male human already gone adrift. From catastrophic forces Holy Kitsch! gift stores manifested with Noni rigor art and meteoric effect Holy Kitsch! with added Noni exploded.

Holy Kitsch! with added Noni is a constellation of starring artists information collectibles hand strewn dark stars with added transmission. Through Holy Kitsch! mercurial inter-planetary exploratory missions and Zeusian effects are able to support artists and gift makers on Earth as we know it from random universes including artists in particular who are from planet Hispanic and random Earthly nations for their solar artistic flare artist made and contemporary gifts. Holy Kitsch! gravitates to nations whose art radiates amind boggling abilities and la histoire. Holy Kitsch! circles the Planet! Gifts are sourced legit Holy Kitsch! plus added Noni are a legit sustainable company run by the true Holy Kitsch! artists. Our largesse opposes the boring and stingy always within outer reaches. Gifts for the alienated and humans with added dramatics a celestial work of art on entrée to Holy Kitsch! stores. A treasure purchased from Holy Kitsch! bestows miracle cleansing to your space ship a reminder you are truly lost.

Our universally proportioned store includes spectacular handmade Day of the Dead Sugar Skulls candelabras of great beauty inspired by the Mexican Dia de los Muertos and the holy hand painted mirrors evoking the academy award of artists without an academy Frida Kahlo la histoire of tattoos the celestial artists artisan studio hand painted legit bamboo curtains ancient and central last century wares ephemera cards and Holy Kitsch! captains much more.

In store Holy Kitsch! wall of art of the future starring legit sustainable plantation hard wood framed imagery original screen prints professional lino cuts tattoo prints from the ship and Mexican giclée deluxe limited edition professional art festoons of artist cut Mexican bunting a traditional festive art in Mexico for weddings parties spring Mexican Day of the Dead Dia de los Muertos is always included!

If you are in Sydney you must make a tour to either store to experience the thunderbolts and lightening that goes into Holy Kitsch! with added Noni website barely pings on the surface. Holy Kitsch! is so galactic.

Holy Kitsch! with added Noni prides itself on maintaining the The Most Starring in all that is discovered. Holy Kitsch! has truly earned the rstardom for being the Most Fantastic in the Random Universes Depthless and Beyond Time Itself being the envy of all! 

Give us a bell if you are unable to tour in person. Holy Kitsch! real stores actually exist on Earth! We thank you for your patronage purchase legit sustaining numerous artists and traders on this Earth and beyond.

Another stellar surprise is Holy Kitsch! Vouchers. Email, call or drop by and Holy Kitsch! will create your Holy Kitsch! voucher for your nominated amount.

If you wish to contact us you can call or text +61 401 692 631 or the Surry Hills store on +61 2 8068 2437 and the Newtown store +61 2 8065 4541. You can email Holy Kitsch through the Contact Us page.  

Holy Kitsch! pays for Green energy both stores from Diamond Energy uses a paperless receipt system Vend recycled price tags beautiful re-cycled gift rap with ethical coir and is Earth and alien friendly buying from us ensures a creative sustainable future where money is transited in a generous and giving manner.

Holy Kitsch! stands at the Vanguard of All Grassy Ass!