Manifesto Holy Kitsch!

Holy Kitsch! since 1992

Aftert hideous trials of Kafka at art schools two divergent beings one called Noni already from a tree of life of gifted starring artists decided to join alienated forces the male Holy Kitsch! having already set adrift. From catastrophic forces Holy Kitsch! gifted art stores exploded with added Noni star power rigorous with meteoric impact Holy Kitsch! with miracle cleansing resounded through entire universes random depthless and beyond.

Holy Kitsch! and Holy Kitsch! School of Arts with added Noni star power is a constellation of starring true artists information collectibles hand strewn dark and bright stars with added transmission. Through Holy Kitsch! mercurial inter-planetary exploratory missions and Zeusian effects added lightening are able to support the gifted artists on Earth as we know it from random universes including artists in particular who are from planets Hispanic and Latino random Earthly nations for their solar artistic flare artist made and contemporary gifts. Holy Kitsch! gravitates to nations whose art radiates mind boggling abilities and la histoire. Holy Kitsch! circles the Planet! Gifts are sourced legit Holy Kitsch! plus added Noni miracle cleansing and arts are a legit sustainable company run by the true Holy Kitsch! artists. Our largesse challenges the boring. Gifts for the alienated with added dramatics a celestial installation surrounds the visitor to Holy Kitsch! stores. A miracle gift purchased from Holy Kitsch! bestows miracle cleansing to your space a reminder you are truly lost.

Our universally proportioned store irradiates with authentic handmade Mexican Day of the Dead Sugar Skulls candelabras of admirable inspiration starring Mexican Dia de los Muertos and the holy hand painted verso mirrors evoking the academy award of artists out of reach of academia Frida Kahlo la histoire de tattoos that stay undead as they are on wares of great beauty and framed prints the celestial artists studio hand painted legit bamboo curtains ancient and central last century wares ephemera hand scissored cards to infinity and beyond.

In store Holy Kitsch! wall of art of the future starring legit sustainable plantation hard wood framed imagery original screen prints professional lino cuts stained glass works and Mexpat giclée deluxe limited edition professional art festoons of artist cut Mexican bunting a traditional cultural festive art in Mexico for weddings parties spring and glaringly obvious aarrgh! Day of the Dead Dia de los Muertos!

If you land in Sydney twirl a tour to either store to experience the synergies that bolt into Holy Kitsch! with added Noni arts website barely springs on the surface tension. Holy Kitsch! is so galactic even Facebook companies and the lazier graphic designers watch everything we do same as local ad agencies and banks we are truly are in danger in this nation as we are the only people left with any cred so they have to steal from us and can Penny please send your hoods over we need protection?

Holy Kitsch! with added fantastic Noni Queen of Kitsch! maintains the The Most Starring in all that is encrypted. Holy Kitsch! ascended into stardom for being the Most Fantastic in the Random Universes Depthless and Beyond Time Itself being the envy of all.

Give us a bell if unable to swan in person. We thank you for your visage Holy Kitsch! purchases legit sustaining innumerable artists and traders on this Earth and beyond who shall wither without the hope of Holy Kitsch! as Local entities and artists await with toxic breath hoping for this Event. Holy Kitsch! currently supports entire Planet Earth sustainably and all will be lost if Holy Kitsch! is Lost in Space aaarrgh!

Another stellar surprise is Holy Kitsch! Vouchers. Email, call or drop by and Holy Kitsch! will create your Holy Kitsch! voucher for your nominated amount analog or digital.

If you wish to contact us you can call or text Newtown store +61 2 8065 4541 or call 0422312568 twice. You can email Holy Kitsch through the Contact Us page.  

Holy Kitsch! pays for Green energy both stores from Diamond Energy uses a paperless receipt system uses recycled price tags re-cycled gift rap with ethical coir and is Earth and alien friendly buying from us ensures an imaginative employed sustainable future where money changes hands with carelessness and abandon.

Holy Kitsch! supports zero packaging and recycling we do present your gifts in a re-cyclable tote when required from re cycled paper when available difficulty Local suppliers. We also gift wrap bootie in re cycle and ethical paper using the coir from the women's collective hand dyed and spun from coconut fibre. Majority of wares arrive in recycled packaging it makes sense why use new??

Note: When shopping packaged goods Holy Kitsch! has now taken on habit unless really need to keep the packaging of leaving it at the counter. Holy Kitsch! removes any packaging if exists on wares for you as part of our service. We post in re-cycled paper and boxes and our artists and suppliers send goods in re-cycled packaging we are conscientious! Our carbon foot print is low we share one business car between business partners use public transport and taxis thereby giving back to society. Planes count as public transport.

Holy Kitsch! stands at the Vanguard of All Grassy Ass!