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BLACK OF HEARTS XL
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CHARRO ELVIS
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TRIP TO THE ISLANDS HEAD SIZE
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BLACK
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SPECTRE MASK SOOO CUTE FULL MASK
$25.00 SPECTRE MASK SOOO CUTE FULL MASK
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MAD MAX MEETS FLAMINGOS
$795.00 MAD MAX MEETS FLAMINGOS
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FLYING HEART
$65.00 FLYING HEART
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MEXICAN PINNOCHIO & FAMILY
$295.00 MEXICAN PINNOCHIO & FAMILY
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ARTIST'S DAY OF DEAD UKELELE HAND MIRROR
$50.00 ARTIST'S DAY OF DEAD UKELELE HAND MIRROR
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FLAMING VENUS SUGAR SKULL
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DE KOONSIAN ELVIS LIQUID GOLD
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ARTIST CUT MEXICAN BUNTING SPRING FESTIVE
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Noni's signature toon she is black banned Art Scene 3 university campuses 1 TAFE & CBD including Forbes Chambers all for being a true artist runs in the family
The text on web site is experimental and a work of art in progress just figuring out in public how to use it in different ways to what you come across as hate conforming text is sort of quite depthless really random and often moody or sharp its painterly comes with erratum depends

Noni awarded $5000 costs in first court case Phillip and Pei broken into police forensics visited entire neighborhood was hit Noni always careful where she stays and stays away from having anything valuable at home of course there is Holy Kitsch! but that takes more effort all round way less instant reward
Omar and Charles se dice: Can you make us a small work based on this event here ve vill help you into zee New York gallery Noni se dice: Truly how??? I fall for your every con artistry line hook line and sinker.
Its made no not yet finito hmm hot as Hells Kitchen I think its most likely depthless tis super difficult as I do put myself on the line I do not like playing safe art wise sorry nobody can see it censored I cannot help
This nation is so twentieth century to women to place them in the margins have to act way too macho of course we are strong have to be humans are born social animals what a con trick by the media on all of us do they sell more product @Art store one assistant se dice: The men here are scared of commitment they force us into casual liaisons only I think its global with Tinder and I do not want to have to be super macho even if I do admire Kahlo she is another story and she still had love Noni se dice: Yes we commit to our art and commit to our education of course there are times when our are relationships are brief that is usual to force us women to also act so casual always and loveless to throw away our brief lives is asking too much who started brain washing the guys it was not macho to fall in passionate love and conning us all into speed dating and Tinder lives which advertiser? What about Julia Gillards boyfriend he should marry her to make that commitment that is a fair call Julia scared into submission by 20th century values unknown in the entire history of the human race now its considered old fashioned to want a good relationship Art store assistant and artist se dice: I agree Gillards boyfriend should definitely show his commitment and love publicly and marry Julia despite anything the media may say. Noni se dice á Phillip: How is Jackie it is truly dreadful she now feels it too late to have kids before 50 I think she can still squeeze a bubba in she also wants commitment whats wrong with that?
She aimed high clever girl independent left to pine she not the the girl next door what a con act even though she is a business woman raven haired beauty and independent did she have to become a clerk? Phillip se dice: She's my sister why drag Jackie into this and please stop swearing I find it offensive you always bring things down to gutter level. Noni se dice: I thought that was you and you said I was wild when we met ohh what a turn around wow how the screw turns and last time I introduced your other sister Mishy to a friend she took off with them a friend stealer I don't trust any of them and Peis photo was so bad of me I became depressed it may be Mimis Habadashery in my studio still fair go though my latest self portraits I tried to be harshDavid el abogado se dice: I no longer act for you Noni find someone else Bar Ass.: Your complaints agianst El Criminal Abogado Waterstreet are very serious he did not act for you at all and hid from you Charles was mercenary we will bar him and discipline him. Noni se dice: I am La Inocenta y sin culpa though my ink works are hot Phillip se dice: Lets see Marianne the counselor she can sort arguments besides she always knows the hottest gossip in Sydney Town
Noni 2 commissions Charles Waterstreet $25000 Omar Juweinat $15000 who requested first. Noni se dice: I cannot take payment as I have Conrad suing me for 20 grand now Charles refuses to stand good the contract or even talk he accepts clerical artists many are content to be a part of the Decorative Art Scene where unleashing your creativity is very important and it is still way better for a sustainable and intelligent future though it appears everybody is having difficulty recognizing unusually gifted intelligence painting appears to be something that peoples mothers do in their spare time and all you have to say at the MCA is the word memory and they just about come in your face thats big time and I do write narrative I do not ignore memory. Artists are artists because they do not fit the criteria and are sensitive Noni's art must be for the spirits only and left to Charles son who may be able to sell Nonis work when she is dead so he is waiting at this very moment for both her and Charles to pass into the netherworlds. As for Holy Kitsch! Newtown and RIP Surry Hills globally underground artists increase the value of an area then we are shipped out the area then loses its former flavor Noni wants the paintwork restored on Surry Hills Council backed what do you say Clover I ahve written before or are you too stuck in the past?
Noni's mama fave saying was the whatever is not going to beat me so she gave up smoking so did Noni and whatever makes you happy that second one is hard as sugar can make you happy it was meant to mean enjoy life

 

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